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The worst part is the DCEU was never bad because of it's tone, it's because the hackjobs WB keeps hiring wouldn't recognize narrative flow if Ernest Hemmingway hopped on their desks and pissed all over them.

WE HAVE OUR OWN THOR YOU GUYS

Snyder is going to put a lot of rock songs in the soundtrack, isn't he?

I feel like this movie is going to be an even bigger disaster than BvS and SS

inb4 it ain't me starts playing again

>adults unironically watch this shit

Embarrassing.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: the first three Pirates of the Caribbean movies were the last blockbuster films to be made the old fashion way before green screen and CGI completely took over.

all nu male cucks love teh super hero movies bro!

what should I watch instead?

youtube.com/watch?v=m5jBzJ1zYno

Why the fuck is Snyder so obssessed with green screen?

>inb4 Marvel cuck
No I am a DC fan but I just hate seeing so much green screen.

Dark Knight Rises is a very mediocre film BUT at least Nolan stuck to practicals.

Hell for his Dunkirk movie, he would not at all allow any CGI and wanted real ships.

>tfw a MCU fan and am actually looking forward to Justice League now they've backpedaled and made it quipy and given them cringy costumes

then again I was also looking forward to Suicide Squad...

Aquaman seems to be having a lot of fun

He tries to emulate the genius of George Lucas
>Sitting in a chair
>Drinking coffee
>Green screen
>A camera and B Camera rollin'
>aaaaaaaaaaand Action

Suicide Squad was enjoyable because it wasn't quippy all way through and the Harley/Joker scenes were great.

The extended cut with the extra Harley/Joker scene is going to be amazing

What happened? I used to drool over Gal Godat until you faggots kept on posting hate threads about her.

Now I find her "eh".

Fuck you for wrecking my brain!

Single braincelled capeshits will defend this

>movies are allowed to be an awful mess as long as they have le practicals

Stop avatarposting you fucking idiot. I get it, you think you're quirky for spamming shit like a bellend.

shills are here

>Suicide Squad was enjoyable because it wasn't quippy all way through and the Harley/Joker scenes were great.
HONKA
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sum kinda sooicid skwad

The extended cut is going to be a masterpiece

>being rude to people with no taste or understanding of cinema
rude

>we could've had a dark and serious JL capekino
>instead we got wannabe marvel capeshit

these movies might suck dick, but boy do they look fun to make.

Jesus, this is laughable. I don't know why DC keeps trying. They already have 3strikes in their movieverse.

>green screen
Why? From the looks of the set pieces, they stand at a normal road.

Something like the human condition would be a good start for you.

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>Cred Forums will unironically pay to see this in theatres while pirating all the original and lower-budget movies

AYYYYYYYYYYY YOU JOKAS CRAZEY

>VERY fast waterman acting at incredible hihg speed

>Bu.... but muh mediocre Marvel airport scene!
HAHAHAHAHA DC YOU'RE NOT AN EXCEPTION!!

>he fell for the Hipsterion Collection meme

baka desu

>dark and serious capekino
>bruce wayne gets lifted into the air by a storm of bats

Zack "Kubrick" Snyder

how can i pay to see this in theater when i don't leave my house lmao

Em? What KINO is this from?

Who doesn't leave their house? I mean come on you guys aren't that autistic haha

Ezra Miller as Flash is a huge huge mistake.

And not saying about WW.

y-yeah. Surely user is just kidding around.

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this actually looks like it will turn out great

Snyder for the win again

hes perfect. tell my why its a mistake?

samoan thor, iron flash, and captain woman

I'm so EXCITED!!!!!

>cucksterion
Suit yourself that doesnt change the fact that is amazing movie.

>aquaman be like "watch me whip"

Why is that?

Snyder should be doing maxi pad's commercials after the BvS's shitfest.

Cam you shut the fuck up? That movie was a fucking trainwreck, but because people are idiots they're getting confused and they think BvS was just as bad. Liking this shit movie makes everyone think DC fanboys are insane, just shut the fuck up.

DC wins because marvel manlets

>iron flash
god, why did they do this... kids might get confused

This, how in the FUCK does Snyder keep getting work

He should be the special effects director and that's it.

>slo-mo maxi pad dream sequence

>kids might get confused

I would never have given this a second thought but even Cred Forums was like WHO WAS THAT GUY THAT SHOWED UP IN THE BATCAVE, RED TORNADO?!

He reminds me of Ted Raimi

It was quippy all the way through. Suicide Squad's writing was an absolute nightmarish trainwreck.
>killer app
Jesus fucking Christ. I can ALMOST understand you faggots convincing yourself that BvS is good, but Suicide Squad? No.

Because his movies are in general successful, he;s making movies that don't look like any other, and because the studio is aware he's not responsible for BvS score. It's no coincidence that two movies as different as BvS and SS got essentially identical reviews.

it is

not only is it going to be fucked into oblivion by editors and producers and advertisers because of suicide squad's success, but they already overcorrected from being too edgy and went straight quippy cartoon kiddie shit, like way back in pre-production. not that snyder isn't adept at handling kiddie garbage - see sucker punch - but he has far too high an opinion of himself and his work to resist shoving in over the top symbolism and "adult" "themes".

it's going to be a bigger tonal fuck than suicide squad, more convoluted and nonsensical than bvs, but with all the flat embarrassing humor of a joss whedon knockoff. it'll be the nail in the DCU coffin and i can't wait to see it, at least for pity laughs

>Cred Forums unironically watches this shit
/film/ when?

Snyder will make a fine film, but it remains to be seen if the deranged studio will continue to fuck with his work. They show no sign of learning from their mistakes so it's quite possible!

Remember that time Flash tried to fuck Amy Schumer and asked her to punch him in the face so he could get off?

>implying dc kino isn't film

Implying the Flash isn't the Iron Manlet of the DC cinematic universe.

>when you don't understand your own buzzwords

>Cred Forums
It doesn't
its been confirmed as crossies from twitter and Cred Forums rejects

>missing the point this badly
That user was just saying he wishes modern blockbusters relied less on CGI/green screen. He wasn't saying TDKR is good.

Ezra is like 6'2, he's actually taller than Greenstein

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He's 5'11 m8

Cirterion Collection is hipster now? Since when?

which means he's 5'8

>shorter than CW Flash

hue

>Because his movies are in general successful, he;s making movies that don't look like any other, and because the studio is aware he's not responsible for BvS score.

/film/ when, I don't want to share a board with delusional plebs like this.

>They show no sign of learning from their mistakes
no surprise there since those "mistakes" keep making a fuckton of money

Probably never. Though you still should never give up on hope user.

with CGI blood

>Klingons and superheroes

mite b cool

>he watches the CW

LMAO

>his movies are in general successful
His last 3 movies, since 2011, have performed terribly.
> he;s making movies that don't look like any other
you mean like generic CGI shit? Plenty of them in the market.
>because the studio is aware he's not responsible for BvS score
wft does this mean? He had total control in (at least) BvS and MoS.
> It's no coincidence that two movies as different as BvS and SS got essentially identical reviews.
Coincidentally they are both shit.

>not liking tdkr
wrong board

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????

narrative flow in MoS and BvS was great, maybe not if you are really dumb

BvS is not nonsensical or convoluted

I hope justice league has a similar tone as MoS or BvS

Delusional DCuck

Jesus christ hahaha

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I don't get it, if 99% of your set is CGI why do you have the stupid shit to the right ?

>we are acting!!!

production sets of modern movies are just sad to look at
stop taking pictures of them
stop posting pictures of them
they are cyanide for the soul

probably to help frame shots, to help orient the actors, and maybe balloon cgi is harder/more expensive than explosion/fire cgi

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Are those fucking high heels on WW?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA....

>he isn't wearing the cowl when he's with the other JL members
SNYDERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

unironically better

>narrative flow
>Ernest Hemmingway hopped on their desks and pissed all over them.

This one post alone made reading the rest of this thread worth while.

Nice imagery, user.

They all know who he is anyway.

Had those since BvS, we saw them in the first damn promo image for her ever.

New kind of Bat, he pretty much revealed himself to Flash and Diana knows, no reason not to tell Cyborg, and he already compromised himself going to see Aquaman himself.

He's trying not to be a loner and make actual connections beyond waking up scarred, winesoaked and chugging painkillers like in BvS.

I really like this take on the Batman.

OMG CINEMA IS FAKE.
I won't be able to sleep tonight.

Suicide Squad was so utterly terrible that made this kind of bait pointless.

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HAHAHA holy shit

filthy frank's budget has gone up

How the fuck is capeshit not dead yet?

> Look how much fun we're having playing pretend and making millions. Haha.

I hate so fucking much these behind the scenes crap. I would prefer a more technical side than watching actors be silly.

Don't worry, Suicide Squad Extended Cut will offer that technical side.
It'll be amazing.

i fucking hate muslim aquaman

But normally you fucking love Aquaman?
Kill yourself.