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>“Fuck ‘Portlandia!’” Declares Real Portland Feminist Bookstore
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Tombstone flooded with diamonds up on my neck
Just to glisten, pour the mix shit, then I went and spent your rent
I'm a scumbag baby, should've never gave me money
We came in with no help, we don't owe nobody
Split the earnings with my team, then we go and do another
Don't ask me about no list, I don't know nobody
Skinny white piece of shit, don't you ever forget
Had cuts on my hands from aluminum cans
Had rust in my lungs from the dump I was in
Had dreams I convinced myself I'd never get
Now I'm the dream catcher, now life caught my attention
You still ignore the seconds, years thrown away for nothing
So now I gotta double up, fuck that shit I'll triple up
I outdo what they have done, double lap and trip them up
I ain't with the listen up, rather you not fuck with me
You and your music is a joke that's never not funny to me
Thanks for the fucking laughs dickhead, fuckin pussy

Biodegradable bags, they all be fading so fast
One week you the hottest then the next they don't know where you're at
Like you disappear but you're still here though
Still doing the same shit nobody care about
You broke rule number 1
Can't find real treasure in a spot already dug

Jackie Chan flashing all across the world
Hulk Hogan flashing all across the world
Baby, let's go fly all across the world
Baby, let's go fly all across the world!

They call me the believer
And I'm not coming back
They call me the believer
And I'm not coming back

its nuts right?
this life and all
what do you think about all this?

"I wonder about these Asian feminists. They can talk all they want about feminism, but one day their little boy is going to come across Asian girls who just want to have sex with as many white guys as possible in a very limited amount of time, the same thing that happened with all the Asian girls I knew growing up, none of whom were feminists.
You think little Asian boys don't open up Firefox and see Asian women getting creampied by white guys all over the internet? C'mon."

says eurasiantiger

what do YOU think op

i really hope Cred Forums dies and you want to know something else?

i hope every user dies too

yet now proven explicitly more accurate than ever because of this.

Portland at it again

but the vegan bakery guys are actually big fans of the show

and then they go and leave the buildings they hold their cons at covered in diapers...

who had the high bround here?

some people can't handle the bants

how long till the lgbt community its forced to accept furries for fear of being fascist?

Feminists proving they have no sense of humour...again?

They are working on pedo acceptance first, animal fucking will come soon after.

I don't even watch this show but I cannot possibly stress enough how much I've fucking hated every single person I've ever met that's come from Portland. They're starting to pop up in the gentrified parts of my city and I want them all to leave. Build wall around Portland.

bones is such a garbage lyricist, but what do you expect from someone who just shits out mixtapes by spitting 2 minute freestyles over a beat and calling it a track

>a deeply shitty joke
writing is a lost art

>checked

>allowing “Portlandia” to shoot has never made them a significant amount of money

>Non Profit

that's a militant level of hipsterism holy fuck

>Feminist Bookstore

Sounds nightmarish.

Why is 99.9% of rap music all the same derivative MUH MUNNY MUH DIK MUH HARDER DEN U shit like this?

Why does Cred Forums UNIRONICALLY like Kanye West?

Why is everything so fucking terrible?

It's Portland.

Portland has three things: Hipsters, Rain, and Roving Homeless

You literally know nothing about music.

Because you're angry.

who fucking cares

feminism was last year's issue

because rap is pretty shit

next time I'm in Portland I'm going to the feminist bookstare to read off lines from Portlandia.

>Portland Feminist Bookstore

Paid for by daddy's patriarchal money

>allow them to shoot there for years
>it's suddenly transphobic when they need to publicly shame and coerce social opinion
why are women such trash?

Because you obviously have no fucking idea what you're talking about and are generalizing to mask your ignorance.

lel fuck off Cred Forums, shitty fucking anti-art board.

>NIGGA NIGGA BIG BLACK DICK, FUCK WHITEY HO BITCH SHIT

There you go, have a gorilla drool that into a microphone and it's guaranteed to go platinum because white suburban teenagers like you and the entire userbase of Cred Forums will eat it up like the good little kikes you are.

Ignorant rap > Serious rap

youtube.com/watch?v=3IBe1v9Ah_I
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Was there ant doubt that feminists were cunts who hate fun?

jesus christ, fucking awful.
at least pick good nigger rap

>Literally the equivalent of "Y-Y-YOU MAD!" with nothing backing it up

Neat. You sure showed me.

I enjoy some rap that doesn't take itself too seriously. Josip On Deck's song Anime Pussy is pretty good.

I wanna fuck bulma cuz' she got some big titties
Ash must be gay cuz' he never fucked Misty
A water type bitch, with that pussy on Squirtle
Got Hinata pregnant with my baby, she was fertile
Big titties, sexy ass, and her hair purple
I wanna fuck, I don't care you ain't no real person
I wish all the girls in the world were animized
And liked playin' gameboy color, well, I can fantasize

Truly the voice of a generation.

"In a world where trans femmes – particularly Black trans women – are being brutalized and murdered on a regular basis for simply daring to exist, dude in a dress jokes are lazy, reactionary, and actively harmful. They’re also just straight up not funny."

I've never heard of a black trans semiprecious other kin woman being murdered. Especially, on the registration? What?

>le funny ironic rap xDDDD
let me guess, 16 is your age?

pussy ass cracka go listen to some mozert faggot

>why does Cred Forums like kanye west

Whole thing is a wannabe psuedo secret club where its members spend most of their time trying to keep everyone out. Had a few retarded friends online fall for the dumb idea of making their own private IRC circlejerk, they're a hundred feet under their own inside jokes that nobody else gets that they can't even remember anymore and they literally ban everyone that joins the channel within 10 seconds.
Following this it doesn't really matter who the artist is, it could be just an mp3 full of random sounds, as long as you can say you are listening to it and it's sooo much better and you wouldn't understand because you're dumb.

Case in point, the whole thing is just separatism, only the "smart" understand this music, definition for which is made up as they go along.

>Case in point, the whole thing is just separatism, only the "smart" understand this music, definition for which is made up as they go along.
Cool theory, the problem is that Kanye West is the most normie rapper in existence

Nope, I'm sorry that I enjoy having fun and don't like some ditsoon that takes himself super serious like Kanye. It will never not be funny how triggered you greasy little trannies from Cred Forums get by talking shit about Kanye.

Wow, Portlandia is pissing everyone off today. MRAs and Femnists

Why does Cred Forums suck his dick like he's the second coming then?

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Huh? What's this guy's problem?

Because mu is the worst board here.

Because he used to do great music, that the masses, the rap fans and the elitist music fans liked

>WHAT THE FUCK YOU WERE MAKING FUN OF ME REEEEEE
Socialist really are Special Education children.

Same reason Cred Forums proclaims capeshit as art?

I liked portland when I went, cheap food and beer, no black people, cute hipster girls. I never really liked portlandia though.

>"i gotz da ceramic lion I aint lyin no denyin"

This is literally what Kanye sounds like, and millennials treat him like he's some kind of bleeding edge genius

youtube.com/watch?v=6nJnG37ZBy0

Protip: He's coasting on the reputation he built with his first three or four albums and his production work, now his fandom is driven by a cult of personality.

His production work really is top notch.

filtered for devaluation of feminist discourse

>it's a Cred Forums gets butthurt even outside of Cred Forums episode
You retards and your pretentiousness are hilarious.

>millennials treat him like he's some kind of bleeding edge genius

You have to be joking. Yeah, sure, Kanye has been commodifying himself ever since he went on Chappelle. He's good at marketing himself, and he's generated an enormous following and celebrity. Some, if not most, of those people are pretty stupid.

To say that stupid people like something is not a valid criticism of the thing itself. You don't need to be a genius to make incredible music.

If you're not just playing contrarian rn, you're just a fucking philistine.

If buried in that shit there you're saying he makes incredible music then you seriously need to neck yourself anaon.

He's fucking terrible, kid.

You must be mentally impaired if you think liking Kanye West is pretentious

Who /jet life/ here though

have you ever heard a rap song

t. Autismal underage anons with the attention span of a fly who don't remember his hot streak producing at Rocafella

Or you're just retarded and don't know what you're talking about

>If buried in that shit there you're saying he makes incredible music

You're looking for something that's not there because you can't face facts that your reasoning is garbage. It doesn't matter whether me or you thinks Kanye's music is good or not. You're just moving in rhetorical circles, alluding to tangential arguments about the logic and structure of rap lyrics themselves. Not only is there an enormous range of lyrical styles in rap, there's also a lot of shitty lyrical styles in other genres of music.

Dubs don't lie.

>Blah blah you're underage because you disagree with me hurr durr

He's fucking terrible, kid.

>Implying he's wrong

youtube.com/watch?v=NK2FqPNIT_U

>Everyone i know praises Portlandia for being honest about the city
Who do I believe anymore?

>assumes value judgment from post that never once praises Kanye's music
kek

No one gives a shit about nigger noises
You're a suburban white kid without a doubt and you should kill yourself

The chorus of that song is literally

Gold all in my chain
Gold all in my ring
Gold all in my watch
Don't believe jus' watch
Nigga Nigga Nigga
Don't believe jus' watch
Nigga Nigga Nigga
Don't believe me jus' watch

And it went multi platinum. Jesus Christ.

Keep saying kid, it makes you sound more like a big, strong grown-up whose opinions are more valid than everybody else's. Since you're the appointed arbiter of good taste for this thread, why don't you cite some examples from various points in his career of tracks/albums you didn't like and why? :^)

Why do socialists and communists still even exist? You'd think by now they would've gotten the memo

Hold on now I don't get something. On the right is a real human who needs glasses and skellyton mode for muscle. On the left is a imaginary bipedal wolf with perfect vision and a human six-pack.

I don't understand how this drawing is selling me on the cause. Ignoring the fact they'd want to be something inconceivable shouldn't he be imagining his defining traits (Glasses, Lack of any muscle) onto his furry self? This is telling me that person is so mentally disturbed that is nothing of his reaming self, reflected in his imaginary state.

I suppose what im saying is, the wrong people won WWII.

He's fucking terrible, kid.

He's fucking terrible, kid. Example: His entire career.

>one song representative of entire genre of music
I love this game

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>one song representative of entire genre of music

At what point was that ever implied?

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Have a seat, kid.

you know this all just pr for the show, right?

like everything around here, if you really wanted to say fuck you, you wouldnt say anything at all

/mu's kanye defense force is on every post he gets mentioned at and rightfully shat on lol

calm down cody zack and hunter

>No one gives a shit about nigger noises
You can't claim to have any taste if you honestly believe this. It's like if I was trying to pass judgment on a beer and said "porters are for fags"

It's definitely OK to avoid rap for the reason that you think it's irrelevant nigger music, but you should understand that it disqualifies you from most meaningful discourse about the state of music.

that's a fake profile, right?

>feminist book store saying portlandia is not accurate

I don't even like the show but...

People like this should be gassed.

Holy shit lol

You're an actual human being, most probably white, and you're unironically trying to defend rap as a serious genre

What the fuck is going on
How are there so many people like you out there? Are you a zombie?

>There you go, have a gorilla drool that into a microphone and it's guaranteed to go platinum
>have you ever heard a rap song
>Implying he's wrong
>link to single music video for commercial rap single

No.

>Cred Forums hates the only right wing genre

I had no idea this board was filled with so many betas

>93% match

I honestly think it's rooted in jealousy of the fact that they aren't allowed to say the problematic things black people get away with.

>I am both monogamous and poly

>most probably white
>
>calm down cody zack and hunter
>
>You're a suburban white kid
>white suburban teenagers


I mean, keep samefagging dude I can do this all day. Watching you squirm and shriek is really entertaining. I'm sensing you have some sort of animus towards white suburban teenagers with normie musical tastes because they're currrently dicking the girl you've fantasized over since the 8th grade.

The never talk about show like Blue Bloods with is pretty much Redpill the show.

the liberal sjws are eating their own...yesss

>whip whip naye naye starts playing

Okay. Now answer the actual question I asked and show me where I implied that song was representative of an entire genre of music and not just an example.

Fucking Cred Forumstards.

Only one of those was me. Nice try though, Tucker.

I hate Portland. It's a dichotomy of pussyfoot, faggot sjws of the highest magnitude, in gentrified little "hip" communities. And then you have areas where things have to be chained down in store fronts or yards, or else they'll be stolen.

All cities are like that to a degree, but Portland has some of the worst whiny people/communities I've ever encountered.

Yes, rap music is such an enlightened art form made by intelligent young men that you white cis scum don't understand.

>implying Ice Cube didn't name the Jew and live to tell the tale on more than one occasion

ITT: Cred Forums names the musical Jew and Cred Forumssteinberg gets triggered.

He has that ability because he's a box office draw, they don't want to kill one of their shekel earners.

>Cred Forumssteinberg

Dave ain't jewish

>just an example
My entire point is that it's impossible to prove the point you're trying to make by posting one example from a genre with hundreds of charting artists in a history going back to the 80's. By your own words, what you provided was an "example":

>ex·am·ple
>/iɡˈzampəl/
>noun
>noun: example; plural noun: examples

>1.
>a thing characteristic of its kind or illustrating a general rule.

By providing one example, you're either consciously or more likely unconsciously engaging in a logical fallacy. You're failing to expose, retain, or present any evidence that's contrary to the belief that is already entrenched within you.

I'm not even saying you're wrong dude. Most rap is absolute trash, but your shit is all fucked up and no one will appreciate your taste if all you have to back it up is bullshit.

>box office draw
He did this in 1991 you IQlet
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Only 2/4 are my posts you cock sucking suburban white faggot

This shit could only come from someone who themselves is an edgy, contrarian white teen living in a soulless suburb. I feel for you, dude, I really do, but stop being such a fagit

>cock sucking suburban white faggot
See

Link to proof of Ice Cube saying something like this?

I actually watched a documentary recently called "Bleaching black culture" and on of the guys in the interview says "Its either so white or so fucking jewish up top and thats how we get our culture taken advantage of and have it stolen from us". I'm pretty sure his contract went down the drain.

Dude are you a psychology major? Your analysis' are spot on.

why yes, this IS a news story from 2 weeks ago that fizzled out

The Jews are still trying to slander him to this day for No Vaseline. He's also a member of the Nation of Islam, which should tell you enough.
jta.org/2015/05/28/news-opinion/united-states/rapper-ice-cube-melts-down-beats-up-rabbi

American gangsta rap is terrible and makes alot of money.
Cred Forums is one of the worst boards on Cred Forums.
Eveything is terrible because fuck you.

dumb white people are the target audience for coon tunes

Absolutely fucking garbage.

>MUH Cred Forums

Maybe you should fuck off there with the rest of the no taste having spastics.

How would this happen when you never leave your basement?

>laughing
>being cute
>healing
>reading zines

Isn't there supposed to be some social system in place that gets rid of waste like this

Hey user, what type of music do you like to listen to

Because Cred Forums is mostly effeminate nu-males and Kanye is their fashion designer hip-hop hipster king.

>I DON'T WANT YOUR ATTENTION BUT GIVE ME YOUR ATTENTION

> 2016
> not watching amwf videos
I king eight ten goku you.

HA! And people thought I was joking when I said transfur was gonna follow the transgenders out of the closet. Though otherkins have too many transracial ones and we saw how that shit sank real fast in the mainstream.

>a depressed bear
no way. for some reason that's the straw which breaks the furry's back.

i listen to joe satriani

I can dig Surfing With The Alien AND listen to Big L what do you think about that?

You're a superior culturally elevated human being
I tip my hat to you

That is an insult to special ed kids. They are far more inteligent and far far more open minded.

>disqualifies rap unconditionally
>doesn't just listen to garbage, he listens to the essence of garbage; the putrified juice that pools at the bottom of the bag and slicks the street like fluid oozing from a corpse
Holy fuck kids nowadays

Clearly I am a racist who only listens to white people music. You know, like Miles Davis, Thelonius Monk, Lionel Richie, Michael Jackson, Herbie Hancock, and Robert Johnson.

I can't imagine how you describe actual bad music.

Jazz is the most degenerate form of art, and only white people listen to it.

>zizek

didnt even bother reading the post

>Jazz
>only white people listen to it

this thread makes me want to kill myself

To be fair, most mainstream rap is corporate garbage just like mainstream rock and pop. Moder "gangsta rap" is mostly corporate as Britney Spears pop music and has lost any authentic commentary on the hardships of black youth and culture in America that it may have had.

>>doesn't just listen to garbage, he listens to the essence of garbage; the putrified juice that pools at the bottom of the bag and slicks the street like fluid oozing from a corpse
>Holy fuck kids nowadays


*unsheathes katana

If that is degenerate, then I am happily degenerate.

Huh. Maybe I shouldn't cite this one since he was a heroin addict they found dead in the Hudson River. You know, even if I own it on vinyl.

What makes you think anyone but blacks and leftists care about the hardships in the negro community?
Rap became commercial in the 90s
In the 80s it was nothing but 5%er shit and we wuz kangz

>when u avoid someone you are intellectually unable to understand

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>unironic commie who unironically listens to rap and posts shitty ms paint comics that desperately try to outmeme the right but fall flat every time

kek