This is the original casting call for Rey in "The Force Awakens"

>This is the original casting call for Rey in "The Force Awakens"

Really makes you think

>must be beautiful
>must be handsome
Where are the ugly people rights activists?

>must be handsome

shh, dont give them any ideas or soon we will have 300 pound female action heroes flying around on our silver screens

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this is disgusting

stop posting it

Casting for Fin
>Has grown up without a father's influence
>casts black man
fucking epic.

They are busy protesting your mom and dad.

>understands you can't take life too seriously

He's a fucking brainwashed from birth stormtrooper. Why would he be like that?

>Daisy Ridley, who plays Rey in "Star Wars: The Force Awakens," is best known for fighting the evil Kylo Ren. But in a recent personal Instagram post, she revealed her near decades-long fight against endometriosis and polycystic ovary syndrome.

>Endometriosis is an often painful ovarian syndrome in which "tissue that normally lines the inside of your uterus — the endometrium — grows outside the uterus," according to the Mayo Clinic.

So she's pure?

>"meet and greet" with casting directors

>has grown up without a father figure
>cast a black actor
What did Disney mean by this

I went to the one in London.

Waited 4 hours, said one line and got told to fuck off.

Had sex with a girl in a leotard.

Ah now she is also a genetic freak.

>We'll lounging around and chatting on the couch first directly followed by auditons!

should have been more handsome

As demonic as that looks, it just means you can burst in her as hard as possible.

She has endomidichlorian syndrome

She'll scream in pain at the first penetration, user.

not so Mary Sue now huh

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>uterus=vagina
Even better

We have a fat asian love interest in the next one don't we?

>Star Wars Episode VIII: Beverly Hills Ninja
Probably better than what they're actually doing tbqh familia

>Fatherless man
They were looking for a black actor all along

>You will be erake beautiful rey babies
Life is pain

>she is able to take care of herself using humor and guts to get by
>humor
Where? I never saw any. She came off being more angry and cranky than funny.

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you didn't notice the second expression she does?

rachel: we're looking for a woman of arab descent preferrably from Iraq. preferrably whose parents were killed by a George Bush airstrike
thomas: we're looking for an average nigger with full lips and a wide nose that reminds us of kunta kinte

>He's a fucking brainwashed from birth stormtrooper.
Thomas sounds more like Poe than Finn, IMO.

>actor must be smart

Finn might be an ugly nigger, but his extremely likable. He and Poe were the best things out of that shitshow.

It means she can be a whore with little chance of getting preganant

Let's just be glad they aren't any yet.

So she'll never have kids, just like Lena Dunham

All that Skype inbreeding has caught up with them

>must be beautiful
>must be handsome
>must be smart
>those descriptions

is this shit for real? it sounds like some amateur asking around his local college for actors and actresses instead of a professional casting call from a massive corporation

The original casting for Rey
>Rachel
>Thomas

ok

How do actors and actresses know whether they fit the "beautiful", "average looking", "not very good looking" or "ugly" bill?

>Rey's original name was supposed to be Rachel

Oy vey.

That's weird, why didn't they say the male part was open to all ethnicities?

Also, men are better actors than boys, and there are less rules about how many hours they can work a day, what they can do etc.

They already knew they would only cast a black guy for Finn, but didn't want to say it

why loose the jewish name rachel?

Probably called her Rachel so that people wouldn't instantly think that it's Star Wars.

Just juding by the ad alone, you can't know what the film was supposed to be. Reads more like some sort of 80s coming of age drama.

Neither of those descriptions sound like Rey or Finn.

>Jews pretending the lead female wasn't going to be white and the lead male wasn't going to be black

Cred Forums is right again

Because most people know deep down if they look ugly or handsome. If you're fat and want to be an actor, you know your best bet is applying for "sidekick" roles, or "comic relief" roles. If you're good looking, lead roles, if you're average, then you go more for supporting cast, and if you're ugly, then you just have to wait for Ron Howard's brother to die, or git gud.

>Grown up without father's influence
Aka, be black

>must be handsome and athletic
But Pudgy Finn is neither of those things.

Yes, just like Scott Steiner

>implying that wouldn't be an amazing movie

>aren't you a little rotund for a stormtrooper

>Rachel
>Rey
>he isn't aware that companies use phony names and titles for movies and characters in preproduction all the time

what are you stupid? the pic doesn't even mention anything about Star Wars at all anyway

>tfw no endometriosis gf to comfort and pretend it is a burden to stay with her but you'll do it since you love her so shes so greatful she never leaves you but you're actually over the moon you dont have to ever worry about birth control or kids

he's got baby-bearing hips

>open to all ethnicities
what a fucking slut

it doesn't work that way user

>tfw had a gf with endometriosis

Shit was not cash. It fucks them up.

because people have been telling them their entire life, moron

As in just pain?

they're fucking psycho

can't the jew doctors fix this? she's making them tons of money, it's the least they could do.

>open to all ethnicites
bullshit they just put that there to pander SJWs
they were going for a white girl from the beginning
if they were really open they wouldn't have cast a skinny brunette bong twice (7 and Rogue)
and she's a Skywalker

>must be beautiful
>must be handsome

Daisy's not beautiful

she's kawaii