/bb/ Big Brother OTT

heres the care packages

the reverse nomination process, where you save HGs instead of just nominating 2. its literally the same result but it just takes longer and is kind of fun. plus i like how it can get in peoples heads who are left till the second day.

part 2

Says who, ya fucking FAGGOT?

>you'll never get to /protect/ Shrimpman in the BB house

>scott: i dont have a side right now

it's just the keys they used to do but more drawn out. the "safety" thing is not safety and it's just not being nominated

i know but its fun and i totally miss the keys

the tension at the table was gold

stop

>scott: i already voted to evict cornbread for their side so i dont give a shit

>im not fucking up my game just so they can keep their little crew

here's a description for the care packages too

I really like the America votes format. Makes me feel more invested in the characters this season. The live diary room night was one of the comfiest nights of big brother in ages.

But if my Morganfu goes home as America's Nominee I'm cancelling my subscription

do you think scott is intimidated by the girls?

He's such an autistic little faggot.

he has the weirdest boner right now

now read it again in whitneys voice

>I really like the America votes format
leave

>you'll never see Scott win the HoH and shelby wins the safety servant care package

lol safety servant
i want shelby to get that or scott

Hey there samefaggot.
Were you a big Cornbread fan?
I'm excited for a completely different game, even if it proves to be less effective, it's at LEAST worth a test spin

shelby HoH and danielle servant would be fucking priceless

yeah absolutely

Morgan has literally 0 chance to win this game. If your favorite isn't Jason or Justin you might as well already tune out.

>YEAASSS

leave

>shane convinces danielle to make her safe next week because shes funny

whitney a cute

seriously, whitney's accent and shelby's laugh are too fucking good

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The Plastics have nothing on Scott

It's early enough in the game to deny everything they say

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he can deny it all he wants, the other side of the house knows he's a snake already

>alex: im not giving shelby any more information anymore

Whitney thinks that pussy sittin right

shrimpman gettin BTFO

the girls are planning to blow up scotts game if one of them gets evicted

10 min before scott came up there they discussed everything

HOLY FLOOR MORGAN

No one is replying to you backing you up in any way probably because you are a faggala.

>monte and the pythons

are they the sandsneks and is monte oberyn?

Shrimpman is invincible, ya dig

lol fuck you CBS

they camera panned up and cut off her ass

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no one is replying because nobody cares

imagine tearing dat ass up

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Doesn't matter because it'll put the Plastics in a bad spot. They'll burn a bridge with Scott and then paint a target on them and confirm they're working together

>you will never prone bone that

hang time

There is no bridge with Scott to burn, that's the point of blowing up his game. He wasn't with them and if he's not with them this week, he will never be. Everyone knows that the Platics are working together, it's not a secret in the house. It's how they got the name "Plastics." It's not their name, it's the Jamboree's name for the girls.

lol monte thinks he is more entertaining than huefu

if you get on big brother make sure to bring reflective sunglasses

haha alex's paranoia is gold

GOLD JERRY GOLD

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I'd bring sunglasses just so I could sleep without production knowing

cam4 needs to pan down a couple inches

who /drinkingwatchingfeedsandbaseball/ here

AYYYYYYYY

what you drinkin??

>never mentions americas eviction vote

Vote! please.

PollEv.com/ranking_polls/SvRv9nimL0QmzJq/web

who burnin like a jew here?

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vodka redbulls and have some newcastles in the fridge. I found out yesterday some girl I went to high school with murder suicided her baby daddy in a motel room with their baby there

that was the last time they interacted as friends. Cornbread in the triangle, everyone else out of it. Pure pottery

lol morgans facial expressions behind montes back

WEW LAD

Pour one out for the homie we lost to a crazy bitch

was she hot?

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Results from last week?

twitter and reddit are turning on our girls because of Jason

will do

fat and black

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>scott is everyones self insert

lol some alexfag spamming zero on shelby in jokers

>Krispy is so monstrous that shrimpman thought he was in a nightmare

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guys, consider this

it might not be so bad if america puts up shelby this week cause scott would save her over monte

that side would lose a vote but shelby coudnt go up by america the next week

Actually that's Shane

it defaults on 0. some people just vote for a top 3 and leave everyone else at 0 and shit

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>alexfag trying to get our girl evicted

fuck off already

nope
shelby

>shelby on board to blow up scotts game
shelby no!

naw m8, huefu 100%

if monte is americas vote and doesnt pull himself down scott will vote him out, he wont vote out our girl

no way america puts up a female over a cis white male

America ain't putting shelby up. She's too well liked everywhere

all 3 black people in the house, 2 of them stronk women hate her

never underestimate the power of the davonne gif

>diet

morgans bikni bottom is indecent

>she wont show her panties on cam though

they might if jason asks them to

this is jason's season and america is literally going to slobber all over his cock to put the money in his pocket

BB Twitter doesn't vote

>Morgan: "I'm gonna go change. America doesn't wanna see me in a bikini anymore."

>Monte still pushing the Shane and Danielle deal

>the Plastics and Monte forgetting about america's nom and vote
>you will start to see them come to the slow realization that they don't have the votes
>tfw one of their numbers leaves on Alex's HoH after being smug the first few days

americas vote and the care packages guarantee the plastics get BTFO soon

this. especially alex who will blow up her own alliance

soon? they got btfo last week

jamborees have been in power the entire game

they think America voted for Dani and will do it again

COME ON JASON, GET IN A SHOWMANCE WITH SHELBY ALREADY

he has to keep up the gay act or else people will stop following him on twitter

anyone else here about to burn a jew?

dayum

SHUT IT DOWN

morgan is the slutty one

you mean joe

fo sho fo sho

ya dig

Noice, but

>904x506

Where is HQ webm bro? Lotta Morgan to cap over the last 24 hours

wew

>Shelby thinks she's going to be a have not
I doubt that. Looking forward to her, and the house, seeing that America doesn't hate her.
Hopefully that won't inflate the target.

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She's going to be a have not. People liked her a lot, but she sided with the wrong side of the house. If you aren't on your knees sucking Jason and Justin's cock, you're going to be a have not.

What times? I grabbed the twerk from last night.

>alex: can we do a harry potter alliance xD

who the fuck is forcing these people to say harry potter. we get it already

I'll just wait for him to do it the rest then.

she will for sure

monte will be americas nom

have nots:

monte
morgan
shelby
scott

go on and cap this post if you need to

not to mention the have nots will reveal their not liked

Daily reminder that Monte that yesterday Monte revealed himself as a fake gentleman piece of shit

>Tried to peek at Morgan in the shower multiple times while talking to Shelby in the bathroom
>Goes fucking insane over Morgan seeing Shrimpman's dick
>Wants to kill shrimpman
>Stirs the pot and makes Shelby cry
>Flips a switch and is best buds with Shrimpman like 30 minutes later
>Raps about his dick being hard after Morgan spreads her ass cheeks for the LNC

At least Shrimpman is proud of being a normal pervy dude, Monte has literally no moral high ground anymore

accidentallly a a word word

Don't listen to that ay-non. Yours are welcome

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>Hurr I read the cat lady polls and Twitter and pointed out the obvious, cap this post

Literally fuck off

Smaller ones are better for when I am phonefagging, keep doing gods work anonkun

shelby is not in the running on jokers, she is still in the top 5

i mean yeaass, its absolutely being ran by twitter fags. anyone who thinks otherwise is delusional

morgan is a disgusting sloozy you'd have to be a cuck to not feel betrayed
#teamleadermonte

could be funny that krispy is a have not

I don't know what Shane is making, but it looks fucking disgusting

creamy chicken. could be curry

should have seen how cornbread eats

>you'd have to be a cuck to not feel betrayed

Disagree; you'd need to be a beta orbiter in order to feel betrayed in the first place

She made it very clear that they are not a thing

LOL krispy tried saying the most dangerous person in the house is someone in a showmance and a bromance, implying monte and alex is like.. DUHH SHANE

>krispy dead silence

thats kino af with his meaty paw

Jokers have not poll.

when does krispy have to use the save a friend thing by? the safety ceremony?

not talking about them together you degen
as a girl

>Do you have diabeetus?

monte
danielle
morgan
scott

are the ones leading

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I love that anytime a houseguest has gotten in power it's gone to their heads

Happened to Monte
Happening to Alex
Currently happening to Kryssie

oh stfu you fucking landwhale

shelby has been friends with alex way before she got HoH

shes friends with morgan

pretty standard for for bb it seems

has anyone ever become hoh and just locked themselves in the room and never spoken to anyone before or after noms? I'd like to see that

>you'd have to be a cuck to not feel betrayed
>as a girl

That makes zero fucking sense, but I bet your argument would go over swimmingly on Twitter

probably will be monte, morgan, shelby & danielle

yes a while ago I don't even remember who. they went down, made the noms, and knew it was going to be a shitshow because of who got nommed so they locked themselves in the HOH to avoid it

she was crying about shelby making the eggs for monte again and she was joking and laughing about it, she didnt really think she was going to gain any points for it yet krispy thinks it as a legit attempt to get in good with monte

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I think the care packages will be interesting on how different the game will be played. I think it will change the game enough to make a very crazy season. remember, it's only week 2 now so we haven't seen anything yet.

imagine talking to shelby while she's making faces like this at you

damn 70s coke whore looking good

Ronnie

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thanks

alex fucked up

the fat one is going to save the showmance

>Cam 1 : Shane / Danielle boring as dicks convo
>Cam 3: Krispy talking

:^(

looking good

checkd

god krispy is so stupid

she legit thinks america likes her and wants her to have power. they want you to save jason and thats it you fat fuck

god krispy talks too much

>kryspy doesn't realize she was given this care package because they don't want her to have the better ones later on

not as an individual girl but for the group of girls as a whole
stupid imbecile

krispy is a dumb fat bitch, whats new?

she just told alex to put one up from both sides so america will be forced to even the side

lol that is laughable. did she actually spend half the night coming up wiht that one

she got it to save jason

Is kryssie snowing Alex?

krispy thinks monte obsession of getting rid of the veteran is stupid

she thinks america wanted to see her and alex talk game

LOL like america thinks on that level you stupid cow

she was saying that because she's on jason's side. I know s18 didn't have any good game talk like this so you're rusty but catch up

alex is an eating machine

she is going to do her entire HoH stash before sunday

she sticks her fingers in her mouth like meech too

im just repeating what she said mr. knowitall

she thinks monte obsession is too much

>Morgan twerks a little to not be a wet blanket when Neely goads her into it

>Morgan is a slut!!!!!
>As one of the group of girls you'd have to be a cuck to not feel betrayed!!!
>#Monte4Ever!

This is why the dudes tend to berate and ignore women on this site; it's impossible to follow your train of thought when it's 100% nonsense-based cogniative dissonance

Here is the other have not poll, for who else people voted for.
I didn't realize there were 2 even though they are right next to eachother. oops.

HOLY SHIT THAT FAT BITCH IS GOING TO GIVE IT TO SHANIELLE

then don't just repeat what she's saying because we're watching it you retard

lol whitney

Scott's game blown up on both sides now

That's a smart move for their side tbhwu

>shane: i dont trust scott
>krispy: me neither

NOOOO not Whitney!

I need her to pack on the lbs

Not him, but
>Don't repeat important talking points, everyone is watching the same cam 24/7

s m h

>shrimpman: hes playing both sides

stop fucking doing this holy shit. we don't need you transcribing it faggot this isn't reddit or twitter. provide some insight or fuck off

>spreading your buttcheeks like that
literally gets passed around the frat house like a bottle of liquor

the signs are there, it's tied to her behavior not woman in general
maybe i'm a girl you don't know so shut the fuck up

NEELEY JUST SLAPPED SHANES ASS

>shrimpman: i cant be talking to him anymore, he cant be trusted

Welcome to your first season of Big Brother

Kindly, shut the fuck up

reddit is more your speed if you need other people to tell you what is happening since you're a retard

fuck you

She did last night, too.

>Frank got BTFO because a White CIS male did it to a stronk afro american woman
>Stronk black woman does it to White CIS male, literally no one cares

baka desu

that turned me on

davonne twitter fags wont even cry about it

>krispy: we have to pander to the cameras and we have to pander in the dr and get them to put up monte

You are fucking retarded, user. Keep on newfagging

this is why voting sucks

VOTE OUT THE PANDERERS

welp that fat bitch just blabbed everything to shanielle

alex getting played hard

alex needs to not say another word to her

>.png
keep trying

>krispy gets CP
>doesnt use it on jason
>thinks america loves her
>power goes to her head
>becomes have-not
>gets nominated
>self-evicts

its gonna be a good week boys

Shelby fucking around on the balance beam

>Alex throws a hinky vote towards Dani
>their side thinks it was America
>this convinces Krissy to use the care package on Dani to ensure a vote for their side
>Alex's sister gets nom'd and voted out this week

mfw

I actually AM a girl, and if you are too, youre mean for slut shaming her.

No one passed her around! She was just dancing!

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alex has the fattest fucking arms

this is the best case scenario
she can go back to her normal life of power lifting and taking care of her body

>Be me, not autistic or pussy enough to bother listening to jpegfag crying about filetypes

>Be you, newfagging about filetypes because you saw the aspie user crying about it in a previous thread

If you've been here for any amount of time you would have started ignoring file types a long time ago. But do go on

she dooooooo

this "girl" is really annoying and NOT cool like me ^_^

>they're all worried about Scott playing both sides
>Neeley slips through

Who? Kryssie?

krispy making another alliance already with danielle and shane

>zeeon national park
what a dumbass

no (You)

Question, it seems like reddit is mix voting kryssie or Monte, tumblr monte, and twitter morgan. What is Cred Forums doing?

If you knew America had this much power, would you say anything negative about the Strong Independent 27 Year Old Black Woman® ?

There is a reason Neely is being allowed to float through and it's the same reason she will win

we don't really matter to be desu

you have to go back!

krispy and monte

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only 20 people are in this thread
we couldnt impact the votes at all

I still can't believe they don't think Dani/Shane can go up together

danielle thinks when monte is gone, krispy can run morgan and whitney

>23 posters
>At least half pirating the feeds

Like it matters what we care about, kek.

I think we are all aware of this and just come here for the comfy bantz and dank memes

I'm a Guy

Can we stop the slutshaming?

if you are born a girl respond to this post with o/

please stop

There isn't enough people here to make a dent in the polls so it really doesn't matter.

Also, everyone here is an individual and doesn't think in a hivemind mentality like those other places

I'd nut in both tbqh

Reddit is a drop in the bucket who are going to be btfo, once again, when a combo of Monte/Morgan/Scott/Whitney are up. /bb/ is an even smaller drop.

lol im so misted right now i cant tell if alex misted krispy or if krispy is misting shanielle

>Implying you can be born a gender

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

if you are born a girl respond to this post with \o

gotta nut in alex first so you can still get it up for round 2. alex is too ugly for that second nut

can you stop?

pussy doesn't have a face ya dig?

yeah absolutely

shrimpman just slapped morgan's ass

shrimpman feeling like shit cause he feels like shane and danielle doesnt have his back

if you aint pounding yo girl while staring her in the eyes you aint livin

Victor pretended to do this after the beads nomination.

morgan ass currently

if you are NOT born as a boy post \o/

Morgan is a SMOKEBOMB

jiggling morgan ass in cam 1 for a bit

sorry...

STOP

does monte hang out with anyone besides the plastics?

he just gave up on his social game?

So, literally everybody?

as hoh he took a shot and missed so he has to pick a side

>Tiffany wants us to bully Whitney

morgan's left ass cheek has been in the foreground of cam 1 for a while

HOLY SHIT!

SHRIMPMAN JUST DROP KICKED SCOTT THROUGH THE 2 WAY MIRROR

she really hates scott

>shelby safe

This tbqh

Like a quarter of the girls I've slept with have remarked that I was the first one to look them in the eyes when doing so.

What the fuck are you other bros doing?

Tiff should have just said "vote the bottom three on Jokers"

dani questioning shanes intelligence with krispy

scott is pretty much fucked after the eviction

I keep my eyes closed and picture someone else

has an earthquake or something ever happened during big brother

hes 100% safe if he stays 100% with alex and shelby

you actually think shes watching the live feeds?

found the type of dude who fucks krispys

same (I'm a girl)

thats a solid strategy if youre in doggy or reverse cowgirl

JUSTIN FOR AMERICA'S NOMINEE

You should try living in the moment when you're getting laid, feelsgoodman

Thinking about plowing 10s is what jerking off is for

FUCK MONTE

THAT IS ALL

>YA DIG

it really depends if you're wearing a condom or not. if you're wearing a condom you need some extra help to reach that orgasm

you gotta wear a condom if its a hookup tho

>Doggystyle
>Not pulling her hair and forcing her to look back at you

Dude

>"i hope to god america saw"

what is danielle talking about?

wait what

danielle overheard monte talking about justing exposing himself and she is telling krispy it was jason and monte is a homophobe

krispy is all worked up

which is why hook ups need to be a step up

She's trying to avenge Vanessa by torturing a Steve proxy.

i dont like doing that stuff unless she asks for it and even then i feel weird doing it

>tfw qt asked me to choke her while she called me daddy

what a fucking stupid nigger

look m80 im not the most attractive dude so i gotta rely on pure charisma and alcohol so sometimes a step up isnt possible

How old are you dudes?

I don't have this issue at all, bu I'm 30 so I didn't have HQ on-demand internet porn in my teens

I think you younger fellas might have burnt out your pleasure receptors on xhamster

what did she mean by this?

lol i was just going to post that

i need that webm of shane walking back please

24. I've fucked 5 girls and one was a 4 year relationship so that might affect me since I got so used to no condoms.

Brotip: Girls like feeling a bit of danger, especially if you are generally a 'nice guy'

That's why girls go for bad guys, they need that danger shit or they'll never be satisfied.

In-thread girls back me up here

I have only fucked with condoms because my longest relationship was 3 months

its kinda true

pussy is pussy ya dig

1/10s are still better than my hand

yeah but i just feel weird doing that stuff m8. next girl i fuck i will try to pull some hair for /bb/

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the new dan right here

Yeah absolutely

If she's a hambeast who looks like krispy I get where you're coming from. I am lucky enough to date out of my league looks-wise I guess

she just sank herself though, now krispy will 100% save jason which is what alex wanted

LOL

shes a moron

Atta boy. That's how you get put at the top of womens' 'You Up' booty call list

shane has better delts and bicep insertions but paulie has some dope lats no homo

for the Alex fag if she/he/it is still here

>krispy is gonna talk to alex again
>krispy is gonna ask if she heard the story
>alex is gonna correct the story and make danielle look bad

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thats monte i think

will report with results

yeah absolutely

fridge.

i would get her pregnant so fast

wew

sorry im drunk

live DRs tonight

Ian make the thread

Would bang

i could be wrong bro

she claims monte called jason a fag too

i guess someone needs to find out if shes lying or what

you know what to do

new thread

Word bro.

Pull near the very top center of the head. Don't pull from the bottom or sides or it actually hurts them (in a way that's not sexy). I had to be taught this by a grill