Came back after years of absence. What the fuck is kino? Are you degenerates still all about the boypussy...

Came back after years of absence. What the fuck is kino? Are you degenerates still all about the boypussy? I see bane shit still abounds. Catch me up on the last few seasons of Cred Forums

If you've been here before then you know as well as I do that the best way to contextualize new memes is to lurk u dummy
But I'll give you this freebie: kino means a good artsy movie

Somebody post the Cred Forums memes copypasta

Everyone is either a cuck or a Cred Forumstroon

Its the same reddit friendly garbage, but just a lot more faster

Fuck off back to pleddit newdrone.

Appreciated.

This shit-hole has changed almost as much as Cred Forums. It's... sigh. At least there are real-time threads for shit. See you... damn, you guys have gotham threads?

Eat me, ya fucking spider expert.

You might remember when someone started trying to force a distinction between the term "movie," "film," and "cinema." Since anyone who isn't autistic knows these words mean the same thing and they don't need to divide movies they like into categories so as to allow them to say they like predator and the seventh seal without causing a core fault in their barely functional brains, this of course resulted in immediate and perpetual mockery. After a short bit, the terms flick and kino were added and mockery continued. Then after a while, people who didn't understand people were making fun of this purest strain of autism saw the term "kino" and thought "dats means gud moovee on teh 4chins slash teevee slash board," then everything anyone liked became kino. Then marketers started calling whatever they were shilling kino. Now literally all movies are kino.

So basically we came full circle. There are a number of words that meant the same thing, then through the powers of autism and maymays, the cancer on Cred Forums has come to accept one word for all movies.

paulieposting and gabagoolposting is growing steadily

I bet you like the films of Wes Anderson

Kino can either mean an underappreciated masterpiece, or a terrible movie that Cred Forums pretends is smarter than it really is.

It is almost always used in the latter sense.

>Then after a while, people who didn't understand people were making fun of this purest strain of autism saw the term "kino" and thought "dats means gud moovee on teh 4chins slash teevee slash board
That literally never happened. Everyone is still being ironic. I only suspect it happened with "capekino" since these kind of people are retarded.

The overuse of kino made it possible to use it non-ironically as "Good Movie" or "Artistic Movie that I like" among other meanings. But it's still ironic as ever. We still haven't reached the point where people aren't in on the meme actually adopt the term.

>Then marketers started calling whatever they were shilling kino. Now literally all movies are kino.
The marketers simply emulate behavior they see, they say IT because other people for above reason say it.

Is it pronounced "Keeno" or "Kyno"?

Keeno. Anything else is wrong.

Yeah, I thought so.

Calling movies that you like "kino", is just the same thing as calling your tastes "patrician".

It was okay for a while but it's really played out by this point. Cred Forums really needs some fresh hot memes.

I think people are trying to push kino (beyond the obvious joke) as a term for action-specific movies

capshit can be kino, never film

says the reddit infiltrator

capeshit can never be kino you little fag

>What the fuck is kino?
German for cinema. Often used ironically, or in some cases, used post-ironically to describe an user's appreciation for some underappreciated film.

>Are you degenerates still all about the boipucci?
Yes

>I see Bane shit still abounds
Your precious memery! Gratefully accepted!

>Catch me up on the last few seasons of Cred Forums
Okay

>"What did he mean by this"
A question asked by curious filmgoers attempting to understand the meaning and translation behind a character's actions or quote. Now used ironically to deride questionable moments in past and modern cinema.

>"JUST"
Shorthand for "JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP, PHAM*". A meme on Twitter introducing a handsome, male dentist with a particularly heinous hairstyle. The joke goes as follows--

Barber: Yo, what kind of haircut you want?
Dentist: Just fuck my shit up, pham.

Now used to describe any moment in past or recent history in which a character, place, or setting has been unjustifiably, and unremittingly damaged beyond repair (ie. Brendon Frasier's court decision for sustained alimony)

>"It ain't me starts playing"
A mockery of traditional Vietnam War era tropes in which Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Fortunate Son" begins to play on screen as characters are thrust into the Vietnam War, or a Vietnam War era styled setting.

*Recently, a sudden wordfilter has been superimposed onto Cred Forums, forcing the acronyms and initialisms for "shaking my head, to be honest, and family" to be automatically converted into "baka, desu, and senpai".

>Everyone is still being ironic.
>except for the posts I'm willing to ascribe to retards
>but it can be uniroinc
>but its still ironic

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its pronounced "i'm a huge faggot please rape my face."

Its a foreign word, the letters don't have the same sounds as they would in english.

lurked for months never figured out what kino meant until now

You faggots are insufferable

Alan Boyce.

Were you still around for quentinposting? I love it. Look up "quentin tarantino slaps a cameraman" and also "man farts at 3:27"on youtube. You get the original shitposting experience in the comments. Pic related is your quentinposting starterpack, it goes well with MMMHH or WHATS GOING ON HERE?!

Anyway, welcome back. Enjoy your stay

PS: The i in Kino gets pronounced like the e in the word me, t. german

>ellipses
>sigh
You were never from here fucking go back to wherever it was you came from, pretender

>But I'll give you this freebie: kino means a good artsy movie


ayyy lmao

>bane

Bane?

>Are you degenerates still all about the boypussy?
You know it.

Cred Forums-Kynotics

Damn did you go to meme School? A+ user

kino is the german word for film

deduce it yourself faglord

Its been shit since hat guy died...

This

>still all about the boypussy
That was Cred Forums, retard.

Cred Forums was about about waifuism and cunny. With a splash of late night big ass/porn threads.

>ellipses, "sigh"

DO NOT, I fucking repeat, DO NOT give this cretin ANY information on our board.

He is a CERTIFIED redditfag trying to learn how to fit in.

FUCK YOU REDDIT

GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD FUCK YOU FUCK Y:OU

I still like boypussy.

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