Takes shades off so you know he's serious

>Takes shades off so you know he's serious

>chimps out so you know she's serious

>so uh, Director, we have our squad together and we're ready to deploy on your command
>AYO HOL UP I GOTTA MURDER ALL MY TEAM N SHEEEIT FIRST FUCKIN' CRACKA

That's cute

At first I thought Shades was his supervillain name related to his superpower.
Turns out he just likes sunglasses. What a fucking letdown.

>Bazookas so you know he's serious

Right?

The comic book one could shoot lasers

I thought this one would have some Hammer tech glasses that would make him a more efficient fighter or something but no he just likes glasses

>Puts shades on so you know he's serious

You weren't actually wrong.

He's obviously going to get the laser glasses later

I liked shades. he, cottonmouth and luke are only things I liked. shades was like wesley from another socio economic circle

Her whole character seems to be about her having 0 control and being over her head so she chimps to make herself feel like she has control

>Misty doesn't have the bionic arm or the Fro

If she aint fucking Iron FIst then they really fucked this up

Shades was really cool. They built up this aura of fearlessness around him that I thought he was gonna have superpowers. Him not having powers was simultaneously a letdown and +1 for his character, as he's just an extremely confident normal dude.

She's confirmed to not be in Iron Fist, Misty and Danny will only meet in the Defenders

Holy shit, what a fucking sham. The show would have been much more enjoyable if he could shoot lasers.
The only threats we got was alien magic bullets which weren't even that big a deal in the end, and Diamondback's gay costume. Also Luke's faggotry for what felt like half the fucking show.

They nerfed Luke Cage so hard

There are literally hundreds if not thousands of bullets that can easily kill him. And the police have a bunch

Plus theres a suit (which they never said was hard to make) that can allow someone to go toe to toe with him.

Both of his superpowers, "unbreakable skin" and suprer strength are kinda useless now

In the comics he's as durable as the hulk but just not nearly as strong

>wite boi batman get BTFO by Luke Cage
Blacked.

>Diamondback's gay costume
at least it's true to the comics

Tell me he is supposed to be Jamaican

Right his whole thing is that his skin is unbreakable.

And they established that there are a ton of bullets that can kill him easily.

MAYBE they will do the "second exposure" plot and make him stronger which is what I thought was happening when they took him to Dr.Goldstein

He just wanted to play piano

Why couldn't I save that smile?

Bible nigger is gonna hook shades up next season dont worry.

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Fucking retards who don't read comics, he barely could lift 10 tons in his first comics, he was impervious to most bullets, he trained hard to became someone who could go toe to toe with the Thing.

They had to make him vulnerable to make the character more relatable. Comic book cage is basically invincible. It's hard to create drama and tension around someone who can't be physically hurt. That's why they nerfed the shit out of him and also why he's a side character in his own show.

so is he in Kobra or just doing his own thing?

Meh. Maybe if they change location.
I'm all out of fucks to give about the Harlem culture desu senpai.

I wish more men had such balls. most are put in the defensive as if they are obligated to pause their life till the woman makes up her mind on what she wants in her life

He had a second exposure which greatly enhanced his abilities

The bullets were retarded. Being bulletproof was his entire thing, so they just gave everyone bullets that affect him anyway?

I've never read the comics, so I don't know how they threaten him on the show, but poison, drowning, suffocation?

is there a gif where Shades is taking of his shades?

Too many nu-male, white knight faggots think they will upset a woman if they tell her to fuck off. It's the opposite. Being assertive turns them on.

When Mariah said all that shit about poisoning, drowning, and suffocation, I was excited because I thought the show was going to get creative.

Nope. Magic bullets.

He looks like a fucking snake you idiot.

>Bullets are so expensive Diamonback only has 3 of them
>Next episode he can somehow supply an entire SWAT team with special guns and bullets

lol

>poison, drowning, suffocation?

This and other interesting superheros/villians

Mostly other tanks like the hulk and Juggernaut

>puts shades on to get repeating digits

Up to episode 7 and it's been pretty boring so far. Best part was the Hell to the Chee opening.

Did you even watch the show? Diamondback talks about how he mass manufactured those. They aren't as powerful, but you can afford to put them in semi auto guns

>Diamondback worries he only has 1 bullet left to kill Luke Cage
>Turns out he has an entire warehouse with enough bullets to murder 100 Luke Cages

LOL

>They introduce a lightweight suit that can absorb bullet damage with no recoil to the wearer and give someone super strength to match Luke Cage

>This will more than likely not be mentioned more than once in the Marvel universe from no on

We never Luke get shot with the mass produced model so we don't know how powerful they actually are. You might need 4 or 5 guys firing on him at once to take him down. The 3 mill bullet is an instakill if you can hit the vitals

>*cutes relentlessly*
Who let him do this? Does he think this is acting?

>Luke Cage was framed and went to prison because of his half-brother.
>Shades, who works for his half-brother, tormented him in prison.
>He escapes with his waifu to New York.
>His wife gets killed by a random chick so he opens up a bar.
>Then one night he has a fling with a chick, who killed one person in her life, when she was mind controlled, who turns out to have been his wife. New York is a small city.
>So he gets sad and moves to Harlem.
>Turns out this is where Shades grew up. >Turns out Shades is back in town to oversee the business of a local crime lord.
>Who happens to be in the employee of Diamondback, who is Luke Cages' half-brother who is mad at him because their dad liked him more.

Who the fuck wrote this shit? This shit has more retarded coincidences than Force Awakens.

> The 3 mill bullet is an instakill if you can hit the vitals
> Get hit by 2 instakill bullets
> Survives
Ok.

>This will more than likely not be mentioned more than once in the Marvel universe from no on
Why is it any better than an Iron Man suit?

Because Iron man won't sell his suits to anyone?

Remember how hammer tried to recreate his suits and failed?

Hammer would make hundreds of these diamondback suits and sell them to anyone and everyone.

Anyone that wants to challenge the avengers should order a bunch and give them to their men.

>Then one night he has a fling with a chick, who killed one person in her life, when she was mind controlled, who turns out to have been his wife. New York is a small city.
Actually, she was investigating Luke as the husband of the woman she killed before she decided to sleep with him. That's what the guilt she felt after sex was in the first several episodes. Yes, she's that much of a piece of shit.

>Hammer would make hundreds of these diamondback suits and sell them to anyone and everyone.
Anyone who could afford them, yeah. I'd imagine there's a pretty steep price on those things that Tony Stark could match.

Who's the best character on the show and why is it Lawyer?

Off the top of my head, there was one villain who had a gimmick where there was an electric current running down wires on each of his arms, and Luke took a shock that would kill an ordinary man, and only lost consciousness, allowing him to be chained up in at the waterfront so he would drown when the tide came in. There have been poisoning attempts, and times when he's getting battered enough that it's almost too much for him, as his internal organs weren't quite as durable. Also, the early comics had bullets actually leave bruises on him, so it wasn't something he shrugged off easily. I don't remember any times where they just tried to bypass the whole "bulletproof" thing. Even in the show, it seemed like a waste of resources to go to that as your first solution.

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you cheeky bastard

It's weird because they changed everything from the source material; to make it even more convoluted.

In the comics Luke and Diamondback aren't brothers, but they're both native to Harlem. He's not married to Reva, she is also from Harlem and not a prison doctor and Jessica has nothing to do with her death.

WHY I OUGHTA

This and the rocket launcher were the best scenes in the show, no one can prove otherwise.

I'm glad there's a thread on this guy because I was going to make one too.

I unironically think he's cool and I like his propensity for wearing cool shades. Also he has that cool, measured voice where you know he's the guy who stays cool under pressure. He's a pretty cool cat, I'd say.

Also what else has he been in?

He played Juice on Sons of Anarchy.

>Luke Cage was framed and went to prison because of his half-brother.
>Shades, who works for the racist white prison guard, tormented him in prison.
>He escapes with his waifu to New York.
>His wife gets killed by a random chick so he opens up a bar.
>Then one night he has a fling with a chick, who killed one person in her life, when she was mind controlled, who turns out to have been his wife; The fling happened because she was guilty and stalked him.
>So he gets sad and moves to Harlem.
>Turns out this is where Shades grew up.
>Turns out Shades is back in town to oversee the business of a local crime lord.
>Who happens to be a seller for Diamondback, who is Luke Cages' half-brother who is mad at him because their dad liked him more.
>Diamondback was planning to take over Harlem the entire time anyways because he was following Luke Cage and was the author of all his pain.

Lazy artist.

this is gonna get downvotes but, i liked luke cage a lot more than jessica jones, even if trisha was hot as fuck with her "american accent"

>tfw he was one of Phillip Seymour Hoffman's pallbearers

my first reaction was that he looked like a fucking dork, but over the show I kinda liked the character because everyone respected him and thought he was a badass despite being a skinny white guy that looks like a fucking dweeb.

How useful would Matt even be in this case? Can a lawyer who passed the bar for New York state even represent someone or file an appeal for them in Georgia?

I have no clue since I'm not a burger, but don't you have to pass the state bar and then you can only practice law in that state? Or is there some kind of federal bar one can pass as well? But then that bar's jurisdiction should only apply to federal cases.

Lost my shit at the suddenness of this and the musical cue that accompanied it.

>hit the shoulder and the lower gut
If he had hit Luke's head or heart or lungs or liver he would have died a lot faster

>black police slut: yo give me the ball

aaaand dropped

>implying you wouldn't take a job in the NYPD where you could get away with literally anything instead of joining the WNBA
Pls

>It's hard to create drama and tension around someone who can't be physically hurt.

its actually really fucking easy when you have good writers.

That was kinda gay, and they focus WAY too much on the cops.Still liked it though.

Matt's not a really great lawyer. Get Foggy instead.

IT WAS ME, LUKE

she obviously meant foggy since she knows foggy is always doing all the lawyer shit while matt does flips

Matt's great. He'll make an analogy to porn. He's good, when he wants to be.

JUICE