Finally watched suicide squad

Numales BTFO
I don't know why you bothered watching, womb-man. Maybe danish girl is more your speed.

HONKA'S GONNA FREAK

Hold on a sec...I'm going to make OP go away and get this thread archived:

What specific scene reminded you of HB Catwoman, and in particular, how did it compare to a specific scene from that shitty movie?

While I didn't like it all that much it didn't turn me into a fucking spaz like the rest of you.

it had a lot of problems as far as story and editing. but it also had cool visuals and it was okay. i didn't mind the ticket cost. i also liked the music, it may not be for everyone but i didn't know i liked 21 pilots and now i think they're okay too.

the fact you find suicide squad intellectually appealing doesn't help your case.

I'll get an iq test when you get your t levels checked.

The first line from Harley about voices in her head after she's released from kidnapping

Afleck as Batman

Forced edgy joker edited down to a few minutes due to the fact that Leto is not a skilled actor and it shows

Glad to see this isn't archived.
What kind of learning tools do you use with the computer, being autistic an all?

It was a really good movie.

I think they fucked up by cutting out all the scenes where the joker is abusive to harley though, that's the whole character. he's bad.

>you sure showed him

>Leto is not a skilled actor

>liking Hot Topic commercial: the movie is masculine
Did I wake up in an alternate reality where masculine means acting like a teenage girl?

Watch it again when you get out of your parents house and get a job.

TRIGGERED

>cockriding mediocre actors
>so meta

You first.

How did you know I was 25 wizard?

Back to livejournal, RavenTalon32

Shit answer.

Here, I'll make this easy...what scene in SS is even in the ballpark of this:

youtube.com/watch?v=rNlmRId2FVQ

I could barley even sit through it drunk. was pissed off and bored the whole time. All the jokes fell flat, the action was bland and forgettable, and none of the characters made you care about anything that was happening. Its the worst movie Ive seen in theaters this decade

Is it torrentable yet? I like watch dumpster fires

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>All the jokes fell flat

>tfw substandard quips not cheering up a lonely alcoholic homosexual

katana's introduction
every scene with the joker
Batman arresting will smith in front of his daughter
the climax with the giant laser in the sky and a fire monster

If I was sober, I would've left. I wish I had been

His performance was simple Jack tier. Had he just been a little less retarded it would've been better.

Admit it, OP. Cringing is just your default state in life.

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The scene with Enchantress and Rick Flagg at the end.

>How did you know I was 25 wizard?
Isn't your full screen name xx25_Wizardxx or some shit?

>youtube.com/watch?v=PU4lhLN1_tM
that rick flagg actor is fucking terrible

>winners
jay hernandez
will smith
jai courtney
viola davis
marvel

>losers
joel kinnaman
ike barinholtz
scott eastwood

>neutral/tbd
david ayer
margot robbie
adam beach
karen fukuhara

>JUST
dc
jared leto
whoever the fucking retard was who edited this
david ayers original version

almost forgot

>ULTIMATE JUST
cara delevingne

Turn 18 before posting here

how do you guys like my Halloween costume?

>>losers
>ike barinholtz
how do you figure? he was fucking great in it

>Falling Down
>Tigerland
Schumacher is alright.

Lost boys and 8mm too

One of the worst fucking reddit tier flicks I've seen this year

>LOL "DELETE MY BROWSER HISTORY" AMIRITE?

No. No he was not great.

Good lord

>
> "DELETE MY BROWSER HISTORY"

Embarrassing. What the fuck is DC doing?

i agree, this is now second time im trying to watch it and i turn it off at batsyfatsy ruin our romantic night chase.
Movie is actually not shit but for 15 yo.
Anyone older saying this movie is ok is either troll or has some mental problem,period.

Even in middle school I would hate this shit

soooooo Jared Leto's Joker is a confirmed cuck after seeing that strip club scene right?

>confirmed cuck after being a cuck
You do the math, Galileo.

Having no context but the use I've seen on this board, I'm starting to think "kino" means "shit movie we watch because, like a trainwreck, we can't look away from the travesty."

For example, instead of saying, "DC movies have become an unwatchable mess, and I wish they were doing better because I invested so much time in the comics and animation as a child," people are saying "DC movies have become kino."

He's not a cuck autist

sadly this is what's its become, but originally it was used to describe movies that through their craft have some sort of deeper borderline existential or alternatively, pure visceral impact. some manage to even do a bit of both and work on multiple levels.

then it was distorted into trash, unfortunately.

part of why this board just keeps getting worse is because even as we stumble onto new angles of potential, it just inevitably gets ruined. and by "inevitably" i mean "over/under 3 weeks".

why didn't they just print the tattoos on a see through mesh shirt so that they looked like they're on your skin? instead of making that awful off fake body print on it. and then why the fuck not just paint your hair temp. green for the night? because that wig and make up looks awful

You know, a lot of "bad" movies are successful, but there's usually a boring competence to them. Every Marvel flick, the Fast and Furious series, Jurassic World, etc.

But usually when something is this much of a fuckin train wreck, it flops. Battleship, Alice Through The Looking Glass, Jupiter Ascending, etc.

I'm hard pressed to think of anything that was as much of an unending shitpile as Suicide Squad but still made hundreds of millions in profit.

The only thing that leaps to mind is Transformers 2 because even though all four Transformers movies are garbage part two still somehow sticks out as "the bad one"

I was referring to the last time he attempted capeshit. If you weren't such a moron you would have caught on.

Yah, usually cringing at people here like you and your post.

The swordwoman scared me...

he didnt get off on it, he was just open minded enough to let Harley enjoy BBC on the side, two different things

sure
okay then

Suicide Squad was the best movie of 2016. Anyone who didn't like it probably just didn't understand it like those RLM guys who didn't know how Harley got the phone.

I liked it, but I think the extended cut will improve it.

>not liking the schumacher batmen
They're schlockkino.

It was great, but I dunno about "best movie of 2016." Even capeshit-wise, Deadpool was better. Heck, Cap 3 was good.

>DR. SUICIDES
>THIS IS KATANAAAAH

omg shiveering ritght now

I'm a fan of 21 Pilots now, too.

You both are imbecile drama autist.

Kino, KINO was never meant to be used unironically here. It was always a shameles mock word for movies.
Even this shitposter is ironically using it Kinomatography is the complete word you are searching for, and is not meme.

It ain't me

It was a good movie. Jarring, but good.

>grabs gambler by neck
>"You're going to do something for me"
>gambler is never seen again

What did he mean by this?

That's real cool

The only good thing about this pile was the adequate Bohemian Rhapsody cover

All those kit kats gonna get ya hurt

The only based character was Diablo, the others are just a bunch of lucky mugs that specialize into some tricks.
Why was that dumb ass whore, with a baseball bat or the cretin aussie in the squad, in the 1st place?

>I'M THE JOKER BABY

i liked Halle Berry's Catwoman :-(

no shit margot robbie cannot act. fuck you all for watching this shit and fuck anyone who likes margot

gatorman=strongman on roids that lives in toilet water
deadshot=a marksman that instead of 90% accuracy, does 100%
Aussie= robs banks(what?)
Joker's bitch=just a bitch with 45 cal pistol
katana = some samurai hoe with magic bullshit sword
Only character with any sorts of superpower was Diablo and they killed him. Fuck the sequel!
Why batman and superman didn't cleaned up, cause they were busy sucking each other off!
FUCK DC!

Leave.

>"DELETE MY BROWSER HISTORY"
>he doesn't have his browser delete the history on exit

> he doesn't do it manually every time

Oh yeah, the Will Smith arrest was fucking painful to watch.

Also "I happen to carry these letters on me all the time"

I have to say, while the movie was complete shit, I really liked Jai Courtney in it, which is surprising, I fucking hate him in everything else except Spartacus.

Why would I do it manually you dumb ass?

To make sure.

>dumb ass
If I want to make sure I start wiping browser folders

Unless you're some SUPER degenerate there isn't really a need to delete your browser history on exit. The amount of times I've needed to revisit a site for study, or trying to find a song that I listened to and forgot the name etc, is way too high to constitute deleting my history automatically.

>constitute

That doesn't mean what you think it does.

>revisit a site for study, or trying to find a song that I listened to and forgot the name
>slow internet + being a moron
Me=1Gbps+not a moron

This. I love Suicide Squad. Can't wait to see the extended cut

I still wonder why they chose to make that movie this early into their franchise. I mean wouldn't it have been better if you already knew the villains?
That being said, the movie was a fucking mess. Some lines of dialogue were among the worst I have ever heard. Leto just tried to out edge Ledger's performance and it just ended up like shit. Deadshot was alright up until the point the end where he told his daughter how to shoot people. That felt really weird.
The whole pop music schtick was nice for the first time but it just got tedious after that.

>affleck as Batman
Off yourself, my guy.

The only thing wrong with this movie is that it doesn't have a scene where Margot Robbie pinches a loaf into my willing, excited mouth. 10/10 - DC REGNANT

ye you're right my bad

>not having super memory means you're a moron
>wanting quicker access to previously visited information means you're a moron
i hope you dont use shortcuts on your computer or a search function, and manually crawl through your drives to find files you need, otherwise you're a moron.

I never use shortcuts or search functions. Every decision I make is sovereign and distinct.

Would you describe your decision to stay a virgin for another year to reach wizard status, as "sovereign and distinct"

>Your mom/gf checking your dirty browser will make them proud.
Now sSTFU, milenial kuk!

I have had sexual intercourse. I have not compromised my individual autonomy.

this projecting

Forever was actually kino compared to BaR. Also the first Batman i ever saw as a kid so whatevs.

Yea what the fuck? did he have something to do with finding the neck bomb guy?

>The first line from Harley about voices in her head after she's released from kidnapping

you mean the line which was cut from the actual film? fuck me, why would you lie about seeing it just to make a troll thread, how autistic are you?

Kinnerman? he was fucking great

why is this allowed

I love how they all jump at big brother ,

>deadshot shoots
no good
>flagg shoots
no good
>boomarang rangs
lol
>Quinn up to bat
LMAO

What the fuck were they thinking?

And they let Diablo sacrifice himslef cause deadshot feels like aww he cant live with himself after killing his children. He coulve "cut n run" and killed himself eirlier if he was that depressed.
Also

> Bad guys
Everybody has a fuckin love story

GTFOH!
No Nolan No DC Kino.

admit it, none of you have seen the film

there is legit something wrong with you

you are severely autistic

>nolan
this confirms it

BvS was better than SS I reckon

Oh so whos the runner up then m8?

Protip: He all we got. FOH

the fuck are you trying to say?

I think i just said it . NO NOLAN NO KINO.

no, you typed out some garbage that made no sense, regardless Nolan is not a very good director and there are plenty of comic based films better than his trilogy

>*Rings Doorbell*
>TRICK OR TREAT
>Lady hands me candy
>"I hope you like Almond Joys!"
>"Yes, ma'am. I love them."
>I actually hate them.

LOCK ME UP

How is Margot not a winner? She's super fucking popular right now, gonna get more roles, and even co-produce her own Harley solo film. You ask me, she's probably the biggest one from the movie in demand right now.

And she's also A CUTE

I actually havent watched this movie. The trailers and bad reviews really put me off.

I asked you whos a better director than Nolan in the DC arena? And im talking films not a fucking cartoon. Nolan is the only one whos made consistent DC kino FILMS.

She's just an average bimbo and not even a 10/10 at that.

and no ass

where did i imply i was talking about a cartoon?
Snyder, Burton, Goldblatt are all better directors

1. What has Goldblatt directed?
2. , Burton only directed one classic
3. Snyder , thats how i know youre autistic

1. use google
2. Both his Batman films were better than Nolans
3. This is coming from the guy who fails to structure sentences and think Nolan is a good director.

>Attacking my grammar on an imageboard
thats when you know youve lost

Youre probably just an old fart who cant get past the golden days , its cool. I respect Burton. But you cant say Nolan is shit is my point. Especially since no one else is stepping up to the plale.

>Snyder BvS > Nolan batman
You cant be serious

I just watched this and I spent the entire series repeating the words "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.

I fucking hated it. I was writhing around on the floor in front of my sofa for the last 30 minutes it was so painful.

>Ayy le honka honka lmao
If you liked it you're in the wrong place

Holy shit, all the shilling in this thread

I'm not just attacking your grammar, I'm attacking your sentence structure and punctuation as well. You type like something that never passed basic level English classes.

And yes i am serious, Nolan's Batman films were fucking terrible bar some good performances.

you may have problems

I can't believe they actually managed to make a worse movie than Batman v Superman. Absolute madmen.

>You type like something that never passed basic level English classes.

Thats fair since im not english and this is Cred Forums no /lit/, but like i say resort to ad homenim , that s how you know youve lost .remeber that.

Back to the point . Since this is a SS thread Lets say no one in the last ten years of capeshit has made any kino besides Nolan.

DChad passing through. Never a flick as harmless as this one generated so much rage and vein popping.

Please continue.

>a disturbed white man trying to get a black guy to make out with his girlfriend before he blows his brains out is reddit
Really user... you need to re-think how you interpret things

It's funny how much rage this movie has generated from the normie crowd

>"OH NO IT HAS SEXUAL THEMES IN IT AND OH NO A WOMEN ISN'T WEARING APPROPRIATE CLOTHING!? HOW IS THIS ALLOWED"

>DC 'We promise the extended cut is good' EU

>this is Cred Forums no /lit/
True, but when you write like an autist, you'll be called an autist.

>that s how you know youve lost .remeber that.
Look at this shit, even if you're a spic you would know where to put a full stop, regardless i'm not sure how you seem to think I've lost. This isn't a competition or debate just facts, and the facts are the Nolan trilogy is full of terrible choreography, editing, dialouge etc.

You are as bad as someone who praises the original Star Wars trilogy of something of dire consequence and some of the best films ever made, when really they're just a bit of fun fluff.

It is. We finally get to see the Harley/Joker confrontation which should not have been deleted from the theatrical cut.

That is the major scene which would have made the movie so much better because it helps explain Harley's character arc. Without this scene, she makes no sense.

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>liking big fat asses
what is wrong with you?

Oh now hes bringing star wars into it, im done . You just cant stick to the subject can u femanon? NO NOLAN NO KINO.

Still LMAO at Snyder tho , good one.

Fuck this movie was just one big cosplay pop music jerk off, with a little bit of will smith being will smith in it.

at least it wasn't fan4stic bad

she's like a worse version of Jaime Pressly but Jaime Pressly is too old and plastic so we'll have to make do with Margot. Margot is also Australian which is a huge bonus.

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>what is wrong with you?
His testicles actually work and he successfully inherited a healthy mechanism for reproduction while you are borderline attracted to girls with the bodies of 12 y'o boys

it's not nearly as bad as people say. just too different marvel blandness

>character is a harlot in the comics
absolutely fine
>character portrayed exactly the same in film
muh feminism

>bad guys are not allowed love stories

eh what why would you think this

margot robbie so much as smiling at a heterosexual man is pornographic.

>it's different so it's good

Drinking jizz for lunch is different but doesn't make it good, but hey it's your mom after all

that was difficult to watch

I enjoyed it. I recognize it's many failures as a film and I would still consider it a poorly made movie, but I honestly really enjoyed it nonetheless

Just one look at her sends all the SJW males into fear due to her Goddess status

Same, although believe me, the Extended Cut will fix some problems. Not all of them but Harley and Joker truly feel so much better on screen after you watch the new cut.

ok user,have fun with you're poor taste and autism

i agree, it was really bad

Mfw you auts have seen the cringey "you gotta own that shit" bar scene and still think this is kino

>honka honka was bad

Goddamn she's a 10/10

does it still paint joker as a good boyfriend who dindu nuffin and just wanted to save the love of his life?
If so, it's still shit

Yeah, but Nicholson is talented.

I've literally dropped any critic who said it was good. Especially John Campea. That guy is such a schill.

>HURRRR DURRRRR I DONT LIKE JESSICA JONES BUT I LIKE SUICIDE SQUAD

DLCEU

>"Normal is a setting on the dryer!"

I never thought they'd stoop so low.

I thought Leto was trying hard too much when he did that method shit. Holy fuck he was trying even harder as a joker. Fucksake i can't even understand a word he sounded like he had 2 dicks in his mouth the whole time

Halle Berry Catwoman is at least dumb fun.

that was some terrible dancing im sorry

Literally every part of this is retarded.

jessica jones was shit and squad was decent, you are a fucking faggot.

those fucking legs. that thigh gap. good lord

found the queer

>didnt wait for announced extended version with shit cut out of theatres

already there. , you finish your TBS specials and cream corn you geriatric fart.

>this projection
im younger than you user

Both of those movies were shit and you're an autistic child for arguing which is better in your capeshit company wars

Doesnt matter your taste is "golden"

time for your nap nap

i know it is user

i know you know it is

thanks :^)

you got it

I enjoyed BvS despite its flaws. Thought it was more entertaining than Civil War.

But Suicide Squad was an incredible piece of shit. The only things I enjoyed were like the two Batman cameos and perhaps Enchantress' special effects.

The acting was so fucking bad. The story nonsensical. El Diablo was a god all along and wasn't going to "lose his family again"? What the fuck? These fucks he just met that same night? Ugh

Is this Linkara?

>normal is a setting on a washing machine
>the actual washing machine makes an appearance

you don't know what a thigh gap is do you

cohercion and black mail will change my opinions, but memes will not

Topkek

You can really her American accent turning into "crikey, cunt" every half houe

I found it mildly amusing, exhaledsharply/10

Does it come in XXL?

That ending with dead shot was really nice actually, it showed his daughter coming to terms with what her father does/did and they were joking about jt

Leto was OK at times but overall shit

Somebody get this HONKA HONKA out of here

> (OP)

Ayy le honka honka lmao

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Is that the succubus out of VHS?

best part of the movie was Leto's Joker, Boomerang and Waller.

quick someone post link to "I'm the Joker baby" video

is he literally the worst joker in history

Are you retarded? Joker got the gambler/guard to give Harley the cell phone she uses.

>He coulve "cut n run" and killed himself eirlier if he was that depressed
Or he could choose to do something good for once, in hopes that he can make up for his evil ways at least a little.

Oh I was wondering how she got that.

Eh will rewatch when the extended cut comes out

wait a strange coincidence and so did I
I wonder if that could be related somehow

movie was watchable

Ledger > Leto > Nicholson

This scene is brilliant. I pity plebs that can't interpret subtext and visual cues:

>Katana boards
>Flagg asks her where she was, in English
>Katana says "I was busy" in Japanese

Katana doesn't reply in English...indicating she might not be comfortable with her pronunciation and grasp. Additionally, replying in Japanese is useful as a low-level secret code with Flagg.

>Flagg instantly launches into a rundown of how badass she is
>Cut to Deadshot, not looking impressed in the slightest
>As Flagg gets to her Soultaker sword, we again see his SRSLY expression, not believing this supernatural bullshit at all, interrupted by Harley extending her hand
>Harley greets, then insults Katana and starts snickering

Despite her ditzy blond demeanor, its easy to forget that Harley had a life before The Joker, including a medical degree and the upscale culture attached to that achievement. She may even know how to speak Japanese.

>Katana asks Flagg if she should kill them
>Flagg answers in the negative

Fans of the Netflix series Narcos will understand the reference...it was common practice during "dirty wars" in South America and elsewhere to kill captives by taking them on a helicopter ride, then ditching the bodies overboard, alive or dead (and yes, this is also referenced in TDKR, starring CIA).

>Harley turns to the oblivious El Diablo "She seems nice!"

Confirming that she does speak Japanese, but that she's insane enough to find the peril presented as humorous.

From this exchange, we can glean the following character traits:

>Katana is violent, but vulnerable (this comes up later in the movie, as she breaks down in tears over the hopelessness of the mission)
>Deadshot, at this point, has a materialistic worldview, given his reaction to Flagg's Soultaker breakdown
>Both Flagg and Katana have done Wet Work for the government
>Harley is both smarter than she lets on, but also reckless

Now, stop using this scene as a demonstration of the movie's failings.

Because far and away the most likely people to wear this are fat people.

Luckily I haven't seen fat SS Jokers so far.

That's a lot of effort for such simple bait, afer the BvS threads though I guess the bar has been raised.

>plebs get lost in a single scene from a funny book movie
>try to explain it to them
>U BAITING

Thank God for Gen Z...the Millennials are a lost cause. Apparently there's a direct correlation between Boomer coke use and autism in the offspring...

fuck you I liked it

it was filled with Cred Forums memes
from IT AINT ME STARTS PLAYING to KEKOLDRY
I enjoyed it thoroughly

Decent movie. Will benefit greatly from extended cut.

Katana is cute. CUTE!
And has a big ass.