DOWN UNDER. A comedy about the Cronulla riots

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>hurr all racists are idiots
did no one tell the fags who made that that comedies need to be funny?

>wogs in cronulla

They actually took the effort to drive over Tom Uglys bridge just to get bashed

Challenge: What's the worst independant Australian film you guys know about?

This is in such bad taste and im a facking huge racist.

God are we completely tone deaf?
All of them

ALL OF THEM

You're mother's sex tape.

Why is Canada Asian?

based Dewie from Justified

Really?

I mean half of the population is Syrian now, but Canada is filled with gooks.

Honestly it should be the other way around ai

We're way more asian than any of them and we're literally fucking asia.

seems like they conveniently never mention events like this:
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sydney_gang_rapes

It's always old whitey's fault

any flick where the central theme is racism then it probably isn't very good

Yeah fuck this movie.

Now we're having the same problem all over again with the muslimes

blazing saddles may be an exception but other than that, yeah probably.

>le retard man is the smartest and most level headed in the crew
i want this meme to end

Fucking hell, Buddy from Quarry is in this.

>Now we're having the same problem all over again with the muslimes

Aren't there a bunch of crazy ones who hate the normie muslims who run Bali for westerners?

Bali seems cool but Im afraid to explode in some cafe bombing.

Worst part is you can't criticise them in any way, because the left have started pretending they're some kind of oppressed minority

And apparently criticising a religion is 'racist'

This

>the attackers called her an "Aussie Pig", asked her if "Leb cock tasted better than Aussie cock" and explained to her that she would now be raped "Leb-style"

I thought you fags said you could handle the banter.

Lol fuck it i have nothing in common with my generation anymore anyway.

KEBAB'D by a Lebanese cucumber mate

I fucking hate how the media spun this into a racist bogan issue when it was started by violent immigrants.
>lebs harassing women at the beach
>life guard tells them to fuck off
>lebs bash the shit out him
>surfers beat the fuck out of the lebs in revenge
>hurr Australian's are racist durr

Blame Murdoch and globalism

Don't you see it was a campaign to stop people immigrating to Australia

ugh why are white people so disgusting?

>Dewey Crowe first 5 seconds in
Stop there, you've already sold the movie to me. I fucking love the actor that played Dewey Crowe

Lol as if that was ever going to happen since white Australia policy was reversed

funny accent, mates

Bali is pointless unless you're a bogan and like acting like a fuckwit.

typical media
everything has this massive left slant

>A literal fucking retard is the voice of reason

Holy shit, Australia.

Same. If you were trying to make me hate it OP, you failed.

Last train to freo, all in all it had a great twist.

Kill Me Three Times, which is a shame because I really loved Red Dog

The Rage in Placid Lake

will be leftist propaganda

Australia was objectively superior under 'white australia policy'. Shitskins have only deteriorate the country.

This.

Our population isnt sustainable.

There is not enough jobs and a ever dwindling job market.

Questions for Ben. The movie felt like it was made for tv. It was giving me commercial vibes. Like if a commercial director decided to extend an ad for over an hour without a product.

Every try go to the doctors lately? Goodluck finding a non-shitskin.

Love my local doctor. He comes off as extremely cynical and deep down I feel like I can relate to him.

>mfw had a chinese doctor rage at me for being to fat
>went to the aussie doctor she said i was fine and also got my bloody pressure down to normal levels just by being nice and waiting for it to drop

Fucking asians NEVER AGAIN i am going to a non aussie doctor ever again

They have the bedside manner of a racist, against whites that is.

Last time I went to the doctors it was just white mothers with two or three kids each

>They have the bedside manner of a racist, against whites that is.

All the paki/curry doctors are worst at this and entire medical centres are staffed by the cunts.

I only go to upper class smaller practices near nursing homes

they are oddly comfy and stylish and they all bulk bill me because they know im poorfag.

Living the carer life

The doctors brought their children to the office with them? That's very unprofessional.

I go doctor shopping qt gril doctors and when I find one. I go back for testicle feeling 'sore' or to get prostate exam. After a a good prostate exam I cant even wait to go home to wank. I have to jerk one off as soon as I jump in the car.

They probably know you do this. All they have to do is look at your medical record to see that you're getting 20 prostate exams a year. Worlds most concerned man or pervert?

I remember about 2-3 years ago, some Jews in Bondi got racially abused as they returned home from the Synagogue. All the papers were up in arms, the daily telegraph had a cartoon depicting a white neo-nazi abusing poor Jews alongside his 1940's nazi counterpart.

Turns out it was Maoris doing the abusing, at which point the story got quietly dropped.

Similar thing happened in Harris Park near Parramatta, Indians were being bashed and robbed. News got back to Pajeetistan and there were mass protests about those horrible Australian racists. Turns out the perps were Lebanese Muslim hotheads from nearby Merrylands pissed off that their kind had been ethically cleansed from Harris Park.

I'd say that at least 50% of racial tension and violence in Australia today has no whites involved.

Online record is still opt in. Medicare records are generic visit billing, no specifics due to privacy.

youtube.com/watch?v=bOnPWtM8mkk

Ausfags help me, when I visited your country a few months ago I had sex with one of your women, and she was perfect, but I lost her contact info on the way back here. Now finding her would seem impossible from the few things I know but there's one thing about her that makes her rare. She was 6'2. Blonde hair, c cup tits, slender, green eyes, her name was Stace, she lived in Perth, and she was really into surfing and volleyball. I plan to marry her so I'm hoping one of you might know her and tell me her last name so I can contact her. If I don't find someone online who can find her I'm seriously going to fly back over there next month and start knocking on doors.

Clearly has New Zealand accent.

what's the difference

Stace is a tranny, m8.

Nope, she had a real vagina and everything.

do you know which area of perth

post-op lad

>mfw had a chinese doctor rage at me for being to fat
>went to the aussie doctor she said i was fine
>Fucking asians NEVER AGAIN i am going to a non aussie doctor ever again
>user crying about being fat shamed
It's like we're really on tumbler.

All my doctors have been white. The one asian dude I had was recently fired for groping his female patients.

Stace here, ur a faget

>be aussie me
>look exactly like this caricature

Woodlands I want to say, I think that's what she called it.

Nah man it got wet and everything, didn't look like a mangled dick either and I would know because I have seen my fair share of post op tranny porn.

Stace pls no ;_;

I'm sure you do Bruce

>muzzies are calm and rational
>others are ignorant
>have a legit retard talk "sense" to the white people

when will white people pay?

I know Stace in Nedlands, she is local bike.

She has wheels for feet and a handlebar mustache?

Is this the chick off neighbors?

Give me her info too, might as well pass the time until I find my Stace.

youtube.com/watch?v=zWLb8d_cxPU

anyone remember this tropfest classic?

Who would've thought Margot Robbie would have the bigger career, Caitlin Stasey was the pretty one.

>Perth
>perfect

Bet you 500 she's an escort.

mine is a white british hipster with a beard.

My favourite was case was the one where that Indian guy was set on fire by racist white Australians (that's what the media initially reported, anyway).

The media in India went fucking insane, telling Indians to return home and their main paper legit published an article about Australian's being the post backwards, racist group of people in the world because of our "convict ancestry".

Long story short, the Indian guy had accidentally set himself on fire while trying to burn his car in a failed insurance scam. The media quietly corrected themselves and dropped the story.

RACISM IS SILLY! the movie

meanwhile, globalists flood the country with cheap labour that depresses wages and leads to less full time employment and anyone who pulls the curtain back on this is literally hitler.

That short film is so Tropfest. Definitely the type of braindead PC pablum that our film industry loves to promote.

That short would have been better if it ended with them fucking.

Australia isn't in Asia you fucking Mongolian.

Lads it's Paul Hogan's birthday don't forget we gotta go out and stab a leb today. It's tradition.

There's about sux duffreces bro.

Same thing in Melbourne with Looskippers being bashed and robbed.
Turns out it was sudo scum and the story was dropped.

>meanwhile, globalists flood the country with cheap labour that depresses wages and leads to less full time employment and anyone who pulls the curtain back on this is literally hitler.
Its been fun watching the rapefugee fire slowly spreading across europe and into the rest of whats left of western civilization

I'm an ausfag and I literally did not know the cronulla riots were a thing that happened until last year

Have you ever used a VCR?

>Lebo cunts bash lifeguards, sexually assualt women and a series of gangrapes
>White people band together because cops don't do shit
>HURR WHITE PEOPLE ARE DUMB RACISTS

Fuck this planet. The data from every western country proves that blacks and middle eastern immigrants bring nothing but crime and sexual assaults.

All the time when I was a kid

I was 12 in 2005, my parents probably hid the news from me

...

Going around and beating up random brown people probably wasn't the best way to address the situation.

>It's okay when BLM do it

it would never have been addressed anyway

Aw what should they have done then huh? Tell us. Wait let me guess, go to the cops/media. People did you faggot.

When nobody listens violence is the only tool left.

>BIX N00D MY WHITE BROTHAZ IM FINNA CRACK A NI99AZ SKULL UP IN ERE CUZ NOMESAYIN
>CRONULLA RIOTERS GOOD BOYS THEY DINDU NUFFIN

direct quote from (You)

Literally who said that?

What did it achieve? There's still muslims everywhere. If anything, it created more sympathy for them you retard.

>Aw what should they have done then huh?
Answer the question you piece of shit.

aussies are so fucking trashy

You type like 13 year old Cred Forums trying to fit in and it's a bit embarrassing.

Anyway, I never said there was an easy solution. Just that their actions made things worse.

What a surprise. The judgmental faggot has nothing to contribute but to say umm white people standing up for themselves is bad and its their fault the media have shamed them and used it to flood the country with more criminals.

Kill yourself.

You're a fucking weirdo.

Literally what the fuck are you even babbling about?

>we will never have a PM as based as Johnny again

``I do not accept there is underlying racism in this country,'' Mr Howard said today following yesterday's race riots at Cronulla Beach.

``I believe yesterday's behaviour was completely unacceptable but I'm not going to put a general tag (of) racism on the Australian community.

`I think it's a term that is flung around sometimes carelessly and I'm simply not going to do so.''

``It is impossible to know how individuals react but everything this government's said about home-grown terrorism has been totally justified,''

``It is a potential threat. To suggest that one should remain silent ... knowing what I know because that might antagonise someone else is a complete failure of leadership.''

``Any emergence of so-called ethnic gangs is a manifestation of tribalism and something ... we should try to discourage.

``And one of the aims of policy should be to reduce it.''

Asked whether yesterday's violence was an example of tribalism, Mr Howard said: ``No''.

``I think yesterday was fuelled by the always explosive combination of a large number of people at the weekend and a large amount of alcohol.

``Plus there's an accumulated sense of grievance - the full extent of which I don't pretend to know.''

Thanks based howard for taking away guns and privatizing telstra!!

>Wanting to have mass shootings every day like America

>more guns = more mass shootings
mmmm nice false equivalence

"This country shall remain forever the home of the descendants of those people who came here in peace in order to establish in the South Seas an outpost of the British race." - John Curtin

John Howard was a fucking idiot like every PM since Bob Hawke.
I don't even want a gun and you are a fucking idiot.

>I don't want a gun but I want everyone else to have a gun

I'm in 2 minds about Howard.

He was genuinely anti-PC just because he's an old school Menzies inspired conservative.

On the other hand, he helped to bring about the type of globalism that has screwed over the traditional nationalism that he said to support.

they go on Cred Forums too much and try to fit in with the americans

Said the two ignorant little kids. Yeah, not wanting a gun means farmers who need them shouldn't have any!!!

Fucking idiots

What's preventing farmers from getting a gun license?

but farmers have guns today....

Kek, dog bless the strayans

They have guns you dipshit.

This the intelligence of the left. Why don't you look up what the laws changed and why it made it harder for farmers? Why don't you look up how gun related crime has only risen since Howard's stupid law?

>made it harder for farmers

Yes or no
Can famers still get guns?
What are you complaining about exactly?

>everything is the left

you're legitimately too stupid for words

Why don't you look it up yourself? Nah better not do that, then you'll have to stop thinking everything is a simple yes or no.
You forgot your reaction image you underage shitposter.

?

>Why don't you look it up yourself?
Because you're the one trying to support an argument here. It's not up to me to prove your arguments, you need to do that for yourself.

Howard had his flaws but is leagues above any current politicians. He was last genuinely good PM and probably the last we will ever have. I'm not even a lib voter.

My bad, I meant knife.

The point is, people will still kill without a gun.
Guess you better start supporting this then

I thought your point was that 'gun related crime has only risen Howard's stupid law'

Why should I support a post I didn't make?

Yes or no - can farmers in australia get guns?

Wow. It went from almost nothing to almost nothing. That's makes restricting the liberty of free citizens worthwhile in an otherwise free society.

>suicide by firearm

What a useless statistic. Making guns less convenient as a method doesn't prevent suicide, they just kill themselves another way.

>idiot wanting yes/no answer for complex situation

mega idiot complaining incoherently about gun laws when he can't even explain what specifically he doesn't like about them

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Fenech#Career
He won the Tropfest award for best film in 1998 for Intolerance, although he had submitted the film under the pseudonym Laura Feinstein to appeal to the sensitivities of the judges, particularly Tropfest founder John Polson, who hoped that a female director would win the award.[3]

>i-it's complex
Answer the fucking question
Are they able to get guns? I don't care if it has a longer waiting period or more extensive background checks. It's irrelevant. If farmers are still able to obtain the guns they need for their job, there is no issue.

>It's ignorant to recognise there are systematic cultural problems within the Australian Lebanese community
Lol, okay movie.

It's not racist to notice cultural attitudes. A lot of lebs I know are perfectly fine people. But since when is acting like anything other than a cultural marxist ignorant or racist? All cultural groups have problems and aspects that are bad, but not all are bad in the same way, and the lebanese culture is bad in a unique way. This could probably stem from coming from a regressive shithole nation that lives under a regressive shithole religion that hasn't advanced since the bronze age but idk lol.

HERE THEY COME
HERE THEY COME
UH OH!

Provide credible sources for those rape and abuse statistics

>Wow, there are like a million cases of rape and child abuse on detention centres, we should let them stay!
>Umm... are the guards committing the rape and abuse?
>Well... no, it's the detainees
>So you're saying we should prevent rape and child abuse by bringing rapists and child abusers into the continent and making them citizens?

Boat turnbacks are necessary in stopping dipshits from sending desperate people onto rickety boats and drowning at sea for immense profit. Offshore processing is shit, though. If they can't send the boats back and they have to process people, they should find out where they came from, pack their bags and send them back immediately.

Why the fuck are lefties so pro globalism?

theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/aug/10/the-nauru-files-2000-leaked-reports-reveal-scale-of-abuse-of-children-in-australian-offshore-detention

Are you some sort of retard?
Re-edited my post to fix some errors btw.

>Are you some sort of retard?
No, I was just baiting you into providing the source so I could share it with others
thanks user

SQUASH all AusWORMS

fuck off,
now hurry up and grab a block of export out the fridge and the coon bashing stick from under the couch and lets go have some fun

>credible source
>theguardian

its shitty brown people making false claims to try and play the system. thats why there is not real any source, just shitty 'leaks'.

If not The Guardian, what source would be credible? The Guardian may be shit, but would there be literally any source you wouldn't discredit as
>X
>Credible
Considering the nature of both places, not allowing independent parties to conduct investigations, a leak to a high profile newspaper is the most credible source you'll get. This isn't Pauline Hanson's website. It's a newspaper. Not a good one, but Australia doesn't have any good ones.

>its doesn't matter the system has been wrapped in bureaucratic nightmare that keeps guns from farmers even though some are technically """legal""" it virtually impossible to actually get them

>whaaa im millennial little bitch with no depth and need to be spoon fed easily digested yes/no answers

Breitbart and Infowars

It isn't "virtually impossible" for farmers to get guns

It's not even that hard to get guns in the suburbs unless you're a methed up degenerate

>what source would be credible?

Government reports or court documentation, all available to anyone in the general public.

What a legend

Can I buy 30-30 semi-auto with magazine over 10 rounds to take care of feral animals?

Execute all shitskins and millennial numales.

Dumb Criminals

day of the rope soon.

>day of the rope

fuck, you're a faggot.

That's an offensive thing to say.

Vote Pauline Hanson