ITT cast the next bond girl

ITT cast the next bond girl

such a shame she has pancake tits

Would dribble precum on her lips until the end of time.

Emma Watson? Don't say straight no

next bond girl will be forced to be trans-nigger if shillarys elected

lol she would never do it

Literal 10/10 face

>bond girl

isn't time for a bond guy for christ sake

Fuck that cunt
.Only if it had some dumb feminist theme that didn't fit at all.

East Asian bond girl

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not in a million year. Unless it's sjw corrected. No more beach, sex, bikini, sex jokes, nudity (the female one. male is fine).

She's so goddamn pretty, family
I think I'm in love

fuck me she's a 10

ew

most likely emilia clarke

;-;

I see Maggie Gyllenhaal as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Maggie is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Maggie Gyllenhaal does it for me.

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this would be likely if Craig had continued, but they wouldn't get a bond girl with more star power than the man to play Bond (and they will go for a relatively unknown actor)

the only good choice. might as well make her jane bond though

Great body, shame about the face.

All day, every day.

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No.

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This

They'll keep going for PC diversity choices so it'll be whatever ethnic group they didn't cover yet.

Yes.

I'd be really happy with her as another 00 Bond works with, leading to a spinoff, but I'm not sure I can see her committing to a franchise like that. She's pretty much the only person I'd want though.

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Plausible and hopefully correct answers

>Eva Green
>Olga Kurylenko
>Dame Judi Dench
>Léa Seydoux

I'm not seeing the forced diversity in Bond. Moneypenny's the only black person in it.

I see (You) are having a good time, friend

but her face is perfect

she would only play a Bond girl if she got to beat James Bond in a fight, use the gadgets better than him and end up saving him from every predicament he got into. Anything other than that is sexist and not what #HeForShe is about.

She's stunning.

They're gonna give the role to Tom Hiddleston. They'd be stupid not to.

Wtf I love diversity now?!?!

tbqh

only one of them is fuckable tbqh

not even in a pointy knee kind of way

second to left

Tom Hiddleston confirmed for next Bond girl.

Is it definite yet that Craig isn't coming back? Last I heard he said he'd rather kill himself but then Sony offered him some absurd amount of money and I never heard what happened after that.

Middle two are the hottest by far, lending extra weight to the idea that race-mixing is bad for men everywhere, regardless of colour or creed.

2 and 3 are bangin. Would commit sepoku after a night with them.

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The producers would have to pay her at least as much as the actor playing James Bond and only then would she agree to shit up the film with her "acting". Also should there be any seeing that she considers as "lewd" she reserves the right to stomp off the set. Even if the scene was clearly in the script that she didn't bother reading

Successful VIRAL MARKETING campaign for Sony Pictures

> Tactics
1. Get a few anons to post pictures of Sony owned IP with no text and no banter
2. Get a few more anons to post non-nonsensical memes like "Rank these Bond films" "Next bond girl"
3. Get a few more anons to get pissed at the obvious spam and start flameposting thread

> Priority
1. Above all else, keep Sony IP in the discussion

> Result
1. Sony IP is continually on front page of Cred Forums for years
2. As Cred Forums's popularity grows on Reddit and elsewhere, more casuals begin to lurk
3. Casuals assume Sony movies are belived by Cred Forums
4. Sony studio makes solid revenue despite being worst studio in the business

Pretty simple really.

The same tactics have worked for years on and

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fuck no
no curves and no sexual appeal

What the fuck will they even do in the next movie either? Spectre ended with him walking off with the girl all like "lol I'm walking away from killing to be in love now" which basically shits all over the significance of Casino Royale. So to keep him going now they will have to kill her and redo that whole thing. They wrote themselves into a stupid corner and they'd be better off just casting a new Bond and acting like the last one never happened.

Introducing continuity into Bond was the worst decision.

>tfw white-passing spic
>tfw best friends are half Chinese half Irish and black weeb
Being a halfie sucks. You have no tangible identity and neither side accepts you

Her face is perfect, it's her droopy tits that are the problem.

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