/lbg/

lookin' good tsar!

I remembered that you did nothing to exonerate yourself

slept on Alchemist Cookbook and I think I dig it more than I thought. Might give it another go soon and bump that rating up to 4.

letterboxd.com/white_water/

The brood was pretty freaky

The sets in Deep red are amazing. I love giallo in general because of the a e s t h e t i c. Too bad most of them have garbage tier story and characters.

letterboxd.com/FutureDays/

>cartoons higher than 1 star

Anyone seen Deepwater Horizon? What did you think? Might see it later today since nothing better seems to be on.

yeah giallos are an acquired taste for sure, took me a while to get into them, Italian horror in just in general too. I remember when I saw The Beyond when I was like 18 and I was so confused.

white_water=embryo

What's your fave overall?

Sergio Martino's All The Colors of The Dark. Tho I think some people would argue it's not a full on giallo but ehh it counts imo.

. In general I think Martino's giallos are the best. Love some Argento but even his best movies have large chunks that are boring as fuck. Fulci's A Lizard in a Woman’s Skin is pretty gr8 as well. ofc Blood and Black Lace,
The House with Laughing Windows is good. There's still a bunch I haven't seen.

Sounds good, will keep an eye out.

the score of All The Colors of the Dark is so good

youtube.com/watch?v=dxDF94LNCKA

letterboxd.com/hugo/

I want to devour synt penor

>tfw

FW Murnau is such a prankster I can't believe he has tricked me into watching two films now that aren't spooky horrors.

On the plus side the one seeder on night of the living dead is connectable and fast when I assumed it wouldn't download so I'll probably watch that tomorrow for zombie week, also Burial Ground, and maybe Hell of the living dead

soon I hope it's the best movie of the year I hope lots of people get to see it

I definitely need to rewatch the early Fulci's I watched and hated at some point, see if my opinion on them has changed (New York ripper and city of the living dead)

I'm really mad because the blu-ray for this isn't online. The one rip that I found on one of my secret German cult movie forums got rid of the Italian audio and just kept German so can't even just add subs to that

>he hasn't seen Night of the Living Dead already

yeah some of those movies are really hard to find. I want to get the 105 minute cut of Deep Red but I can't find any torrents of it so I'll most likely just end up buying the Blue Underground br which has both cuts when I get paid

No I haven't. I also haven't seen titanic or the godfather 2 or the show shank redemption or gladiator

good frog picture by the way

macdoofus54

It's a good one but my favourite frog is pic-related

Night of the Living Dead is in public domain, it's literally on youtube mate

>watching films in anything below the finest available retail quality worldwide

mm no thanks.

whats the plural of doofus?

We should create a telegram group desu

That could be a decent position, but with your kind it's just a mix of faggotry and autism

t. shitposter from the telegram group

Non-ironically, what do you mean by this

my kind of what

letterboxd.com/film/alien-blood/

Ayyy

Anybody seen any of these (or any of the other films from the coffret)?

letterboxd.com/filmincarnate/list/pioneers-of-african-american-cinema/

It's currently being shared online, is it worth getting?

For stat-padding only. Quality-wise, it doesn't look minimally interesting. Maybe historical value, but that's questionable.

I think you might be right, would be nice for there to be some fantastic nearly forgotten things in there but looking at reviews it seems it's mostly notable for being 'educational'

Eleven PM sounds pretty interesting though

>ciaociao and synt have abandoned us

Glory Hallelujah!!

Now if only all the boyfriends did the same...

You have earned the face of regretful disappointment.

t. synt's jealous ex-boyfriend

t. synt's boyfriends

WE

GREASY STRANGLER

TORRENT

W H E N

S-S-SYYYNNNNTTT!!!
*cums loudly*

kagsmagnus is my friend

I saw chunks of a lot of them on TCM a month or two ago, most didn't seem very noteworthy. I still think it's cool to have it exist though, any film restoration is good

thank you man

>It's About Time: The Cinema of Lav Diaz
MUBI is proud to present the first-ever online retrospective of renowned Filipino auteur Lav Diaz, winner of Locarno’s Golden Leopard, and the Venice Orizzonti and Berlinale’s Alfred Bauer awards. His sprawling sagas of the Philippines’ tumultuous recent history and beleaguered but strong-willed and passionate peoples are epic in scope but bracingly intimate and direct in style. Challenging notions of storytelling and how cinema gives images and sound to stories unseen and voices unheard, no one makes movies like him. To give audiences the proper time to spend immersed in Lav’s cinema, MUBI will debut one film each month during the retrospective.

In the Valley of Elah was darn good.

now u nigga have 2 watch 9 h long movies

letterboxd.com/Mastro666/

Have you seen the original Assault on Precinct 13? What'd you think?

huh

letterboxd.com/MarcusLover96/

Been watching a lot of horror movies this month, and it's been a great time. Definitely being reminded as to why it's my favorite genre.

About to watch The Shining for the first time today. It'll be my 4th Kubrick film.

I have, though it's been a while. It's pretty similar all in all. But I prefer the original due to 70s vibe and more menacing bad guys.

you seemed to be missing a star in your Stagecoach rating buddy

t. dropout_bear

>tfw to smart for /lbg/

Funny business, if I say than I'll get
>lol baited
so I'm just saying I'm up to it, fagit

Is there any way to get rid of the follower count on the profile page? Everyday someone unfollows and it hurts to see the numbers drop.

lol baited

lol baited

...

My friend has smooth motion or whatever it's called enabled on his tv

Should I murder him

Can someone help me, I can't remember the name of a kung fu film where a japonese and a chinese man fight together instead of against each other

letterboxd.com/horrormaster34/

>Rate. Hate. Follow

>Based female directors don't exi-

Great taste my man.

I can't tell who's sarcastic and who's being genuine anymore

letterboxd.com/Synt/

Sup everyone. Is The Greasy Strangler actually out or not? I think there was just 1 showing in my city last night but there doesn't seem to be any others happening at all. Shame I missed it.

what's his fucking problem?

OH, HELL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Synt, the master embryo in disguise, suddenly and sadly appears!

Don't cry about it.

The boss is back, here to destroy all traces of the plebs masquerading as patricians who deem people embryos. Bow down to the superior taste.

>Would You Rather
>1.5*
The ending alone makes it 2*

>uzumaki
>3*
I still have no clue why people like this movie. Maybe it's because I haven't read the manga, but the entire thing was ridiculous in a bad way.

And with him/her/it comes the dreaded gang of boyfriends! Poor /lbg/

>ywn grab Synt by the pussy

:^(

jdimsa

I want to re-watch because since Re-Animator I do like Jeffrey Combs. We'll see. Uzumaki is crappy but I liked the Miike-esque weirdness. Original enough for me to not hate. Definitely check out the manga which is far better.

I love how people think I'm popular enough to have fans.

If you play cards right...

letterboxd.com/Gunsawles/

letterboxd.com/machill54/

Did foxy knoxy do it???

Update: i asked him to turn it off instead

It's on iTunes.

oops forgot pic.

Tomorrow should I:
Wake up early to go to London and watch Toni Erdmann/Manchester by the sea followed by Mindhorn followed by the eyes of my mother
or
spend all day in bed watching zombie movies

How about something useful instead? Go help in the adaptation of refugees, go save stray cats, go read for grannies, etc.

You should play real life Frogger on the freeway with a blindfold

no

WOW RUDE

How about you start rating what you watch, embryo?

no

sorry

You're right about Macshill being an embryo but rating is for faggots. For real.

flip a coin

and if you find yourself hoping for one you know which one youd rather do

Check out MbtS and report back if it's better than Margaret in my opinion.

Why is this shitty website filled with trannies and feminists that do not miss an occasion to talk about their shitty lives in their reviews?

The thing is pretty much a tumblr extension, heavily pandering to sjws

get look of silence and act of killing right now if you got the hard drive space

also watch them if you haven't

t. synt boyfriend

yes

t. exhibitionist synt boyfriend

>tfw we are living in a time when both the greasy strangler and the camera obscura release of what have they done to your daughters may appear online at any minute

how exciting

Anyone seen any of the following films from the Slovak Film Institute coffret?
A path across the Danube, Birds, orphans and fools, I love you love, the boxer and death, the sun in a net

I really wish machill would kill himself

Welcome to the overcrowded club

im drinking canada dry, leaving it dry, empty to he bottle, hardcore to the soul, my rhymes pierce like a good scotch, this is movies time, its popcorn grabbing time, i am eli hayes, one bottle at a time, conquerig para-dise (suicide, suicide, eli hayes wants - suicide, suicide, eli hayes wants suicide)

Who is the first drawing of?

Any more of these?

I love jakubisko with my life, thanks for sharing this!

>I love you love
yo where the fuck can i buy this

Rate my taste

klapka.sk/sk/produkty/blu-ray/kolekcia/

that is where it's for sale

a numale faggot pedophile embryo cuck

yes please. I need all of them.

>no Perinbaba
so close to being 11/10 tho

it's an image with films/10

Ain't nothing wrong with that son x

someone draw xenoplanet

oh man, even if I had the cash to spare there's no way I would trust my money to a site that looks as if it was last updated in 1997

Why are Synt and machill boyfriends so delusional? Must be all the embryonism

Join the following man, see some good films, enjoy some kino and free yourself to the reigning patricians of the general.

Where'd you go? We missed you.

t. another Synt boyfriend

Anybody who isn't an embryo didn't miss le Synt. So, almost no one, tragically.

mcfuckingkillyourself already faggot

Is he right?

No.

t. mad synt boyfriend

Yes, but more by accident than design.

this is some extreme autism

>haven't watched a single thing in 3 weeks

t. another Synt boyfriend, irate version

>inappropriate social interaction, compulsive behavior, repetitive movements, persistent repetition of words or actions, intense interest in a limited number of things

i know that feel. neet and saw 7 in september.

t. synt boyfriend, using the classic autism card to deal with his reeeness

how do you watch so few films? Even on a down month I watch at least 3 per week.

this is why I come straight to /lbg/ instead of Cred Forums

that guy calling everyone a shill is a moron

letterboxd.com/CoryBurning/

Why is Rohmer so great, bros?

Machill why do you pretend to be friends with synt and then bitch about him on this general with the embryo meme?

Because otherwise he would be Bohmer.

Haha

Oh Machill

Why is anyone still friends with tsar?

>It's a quirky movie made by people who aren't quirky.
Why do bad Japanese comedies always have afro wigs.

You know a person who doesn't understand( get) Cat People? I do

i force myself to read at least half and hour about the film every time i see one and have many other interests so it's not easy casual sit and watch time for me

huh

your wife's son?

*hands a handkerchief*
here, for your drooling :)

im gay lol xd

Hello Cuckcid. Glad you finally stopped pretending that liking trannies isn't gay.

synt, pls

I "get it" and still think it's shit

Who are you?

/********

What a thing,! It's the exact amount of letters of the person I was talking about.

>tfw seen almost 3k films
>tfw can destroy any argument from most of Cred Forums by making an obscure reference
I should get a trip code

or a life

>can destroy any argument from most of Cred Forums by making an obscure reference
like what, the times you've seen a naked lady?

Who is it then. I'm dying to know.

>I only watch obscure films from obscure filmmakers like Garrel, de Oliveira, and Grandrieux. What, never heard of them? Yeah, didn't think so. XP
kys

it's /********

that was some brilliant bait. good job!

Good job, my ass. If it wasn't for me that shit would have 404 with 2 posts.

...

Too late to link, though

...

slashfilm.com/ethan-andertons-15-favorite-movies-of-all-time/3/

how come people with such abysmal taste get paid for writing about movies but i dont

Who the fuck are you?

embryo 4

I walked James Healey on stage. Who the fuck are you?

tfw I won another argument thanks to my film vast knowledge

Thanks for telling the class

>most canon list of filmmakers
>"""vast Knowledge"""

im taylor swift singer
best part?
it's improbable, but not impossible.
i guess you'll never know :)
*kiss*!!

>taylor swift singer
I was expecting Taylor Swift linebacker for the Giants

Jadotville was pretty good

Http://letterboxd.com/brenx923/

Just saw it on PTP top 10 of the day. What's it about?

>Just saw it on PTP top 10 of the day
please stop virtue signaling

Irish soldiers fighting in the Congo in 1961

Literally not what virtue signaling means

>Audio is out of sync and keeps getting worse
Bravo public trackers.

I've seen Birds, orphans and fools, it's p fun and very wild

Yeah I think I saw people had a lot of issues buying it

Which is why it is good you can download it on line for free

using the embryo meme is not for me

I think I'll start watching the slovak films once done with the murnau coffret

post pic of you're feet

>when a critic for the French film magazine Cahiers du Cinema wrote that Lewis was “a subject worthy of further study”, Lewis himself quipped, “That’s what they say about cancer.”
lmao

This is a good read on HGL: bfi.org.uk/news-opinion/sight-sound-magazine/comment/obituaries/herschell-gordon-lewis

why are you guys using this website in particular? I've used a couple of these sites and what makes this one your choice?

Nice layout primarily. But I haven't used any other sites with the same 'diary' functionality so maybe there are better ones

yeah the diary part is nice, so is the option to watch the movies online (if you live in the US at least).

taste =/= talent

also good film directors often study literature, photography, or traditional art, not film.

>sm1000thhands and Dropout_Cuck

Who the fuck sleeps on top of a movie

How spoopy is that Alchemist cookbook?

Trakt has a diary.

When will people stop with this shit?

Suck my dick

i rate this post ⋆½

Where do you read about them or how do you find reading material?

Using half stars like a pleb?

You will usually find an interview for any movie you are looking up

>letterboxd

Night of the living dead was really good. I imagine the others I have planned for today (Burial Ground + Hell of the Living Dead) will be less good.

awful post

Kill yourself

>will be less good.

Oh, god yes. I'd like to say what % less good but there aren't numbers to represent it.

no

but I imagine there will be more gore and boobs though, so wahoo. have you seen both? which should I watch first?

also reminds me, I was really surprised to see a butt and boobs in night of the living dead

>still no Greasy Strangler torrent

letterboxd.com/ggeecckkoo/

letterboxd.com/Bandabydoo/

letterboxd.com/martinjacob49/list/the-billion-dollar-club-ranked/detail/

damn...

>The Movie King

unnecessarily describing what each star means, almost as if common sense is inexistent

...

>Using a 2.5 = average scale

>thinking that's wrong

nothing wrong with using 2.5 as average, it's just that average nowadays means pretty bad

only to people who dont use that scale.

Are you illiterate? Average means average and pretty bad means pretty bad.

youtube.com/watch?v=hQo1HIcSVtg&feature=youtu.be

you didn't even understand what I meant, but hey, calling people on the internet illiterate is free

Average can mean pretty bad if you're not into average films.

>he's saying mean words on the internet, how unelegant

Average means the general middlegroud which for movies is absolute shit and I would never reccomend someone watch an 'average' movie so there isn't any point dedicating half your scale for garbage

letterboxd.com/Shao_liu_ringon/
As much as I like Burt Lancaster, the 60s remake of the killers is the better film, largely due to the shift in perspective and Lee Marvin, I wish they still made action/crime films as stylish and manly as they did decades ago. I also loved the femme fatale in this.

Whistle and I'll come for you, contact and under the shadow are good examples of just how a ghost movie should be done.
I'm starting to see why some people preferred under the shadow to the babadook, under the shadow has the brief social commentary, its got a better backdrop, its more low key and above all the acting is much better and because of that I actually cared more about the mother and daughter, the kid in this film was leagues ahead of that rubbish child actor in the babadook.

Someone mentioned Fulci in this thread?
I can't seem to get into him in the same way as Sorvino, Argento, Bava and Soavi. Lizard woman and duckling are great, cat in the brain is hilarious, beyond is good but I couldn't get through new york ripper, city of the living dead is only okay and house by the cemetary is really more of a so bad its good film.
I am considering trying zombi though.

>...the general middlegroud which for movies is absolute shit
false
> I would never reccomend someone watch an 'average' movie
it really depends on some factors

>7 hours into Tie Xi Qu and I'm tired

nigga wtf

Nice screenshot, Emma

>2016
>still haven't watched the most hyped doc of the 21st century

you deserve all suffering comes your way, embryo

Literally didn't even try lol

>Average means the general middlegroud which for movies is absolute shit
>average means absolute shit

not the cleverest fella are you

>false
yeah man I love all these quirky comedy action films
Well I've watched 7 hours of it
Average is a mean of all scores on all films which IS SHIT

>I would never reccomend someone watch an 'average' movie so there isn't any point dedicating half your scale for garbage

ehh, as long it's accurate.

and i would recommend low rated movies if they have an interesting concept or whatever. low rated movies can still have some worth even if they are bad overall.

for giving "blind" recommendations im only realy comfortable with my 8 and above ratings

The average of scores on all films is not 'SHIT'. That's a stupid assumption made out of pure bias of >i hate hollywood sentiment.

>It takes an autistic person to actually try talking about movies on Cred Forums
Sad. What's Baltzar Militarismus like?

Who are you?

:-P

Everywhere makes more bad movies than good movies

More mediocre movies than bad movies. (And most of these statements are always meaning american cinema, obviously and naturally.) But on whatever whole, the average score for all films would probably show a tendency to mediocrity, something on the range of 4 to 5.5.

I wish you pain

letterboxd.com/Smoothhands/
step to me, I dare you

Nah, there's definitely more bad movies.

The whole argument is pointless since 2.5 represents mixed/mediocre, not "average", a meaning which would have changed several times since the Buster Keaton invented movies in 1920.

>AoD better than ED2
You have brain problems.

Given a minimal amount of money and talent, the tendency is to make something mediocre not bad. It's a sensible expectation. The average of movies ever made is bound to be on that referred range.
Only if you were a memer rater hating and loving like crazy it would go down or up too much.

horror season is underway! at the devils door was surprisingly well made. enjoyable

I keep meaning to start it but keep putting it off to watch more films.

...

letterboxd.com/shamo/

post profile

I´m so happy that The Human Condition finally got a proper release in Europe. What a fantastic film.

letterboxd.com/Lozjudai/

Three films, actually

never, my profile is secret, mostly

>Someone mentioned Fulci in this thread?

your opinions are the exact same as mine. He is very hit and miss, but the hits are wonderful. Zombi is top tier if not his best, id check that out as a priority

who the heck is sorvino

Wow, Peleshian! Soo patrician!

>duckling are great

I've been meaning to watch this for so long but can't find subtitles for my downloaded torrent.

Also Babadook was shite. Anyone who recommends that for a horror film is a fool

smoothhands could potentially be someone not cancerous, why does he choose to be such cancer then? Kinda new here, maybe there's a backstory

>Babadook was shite
How did it trigger you? Do you want it rec'd as what, romcom?

Damn, looks like I was mis-remembering for some reason I had it in my head that the surname of what have they done to solange's director was Sorvino, the directors surname is actually Dallamano, somehow I also thought solanges director also directed laughing windows but that was Pupi Avati.
I'll check out zombi, although I hope I can find it in the Italian version.

Thanks!

Kyanq is at least a five

Is your duckling a HD rip? I can up the subtitles that sync if so

Dallamano is great. I'm super excited for What have they done to your daughters which will hopefully he coming online any day now. Haven't seen the Pupi Avati giallo, only regalo di natale which was OK but been meaning to check out more of his stuff (will probably watch Zeder when some of the HD releases come out)

He hardened up thanks to years of abuse from lbg. A true inspirational story of an embryo growing up to be a fully capable patrician.

>Do you want it rec'd as what, romcom?
>going this extreme to the other side

nah it's more like a depressing as fuck drama first, with some scary elements

keep telling yourself that lw

>less than 2000 films
>patrician

That's Dangerous Days btw, not Blade runner. Gonna see The Fugitive next and maybe The Conversation after that.

I started Magnificent Seven 1960 thinking I'd go out to see the new one but then I changed my mind. Will probably finish that later

/blog

letterboxd.com/tachikoma/

I used that as a cute ad absurdum. I wholly agree btw, it's a drama first, but selling it up to its horror elements helps attention and bucks. The film itself shouldn't be blamed, yet it seems this is the reason for so many people here hating it. But that's the nature of most 'horror buffs'.

I can think of 2667 reasons why I'm right

Forgive me

i didnt like it because it was a bad movie. the fact that it wasnt much of a horror is just added anoyance

name one cancerous thing ive ever done

why are people liking this shit? why is this the top review for la jetee? why does this DUMB WHORE think Marker is new wave?

>la jetee
>french new wave
>emoji

fuck this website fuck you all orbiters kill yourselves

whats worse is that la jetee is actually a shit flick

thanks for the offer user!

my copy is: NON SI SEVIZIA UN PAPERINO (1972) Lucio Fulci (Thriller)[1.37.53](DivXuncut-AC3.2) HDMI by DIGITA

@ 1.8gbs

Not sure what that means for the subs.

by the way is this film supposed to be all dubbed? i just had a flick through and my copy is italian but some of the lip synching is way off. not sure if this is how its supposed to be or if its some random secondary dub

You could have not replied and then people wouldn't think of you as such an annoying plebus.

##75154333
here, congrats on the try

but Marker is New Wave, embryo

t. that ugly feminist's orbiter

post your profile i want to screenshot this

And it keeps getting worse. Even last year it wasn't THIS awful. But the sjwism and pandering to retards and circlekerking only grows

ive said this before but letterboxd needs a recommend/insightful button along with the like button.

that way "reviews" such as that one can be liked and shared still, but only reviews with lots of recommendation clicks get pushed to the top spots

would weed out so much shit

>circlekerking

?? I've recently found good copies of most of these. Shudder has Deep Red now if you want to do a free trial.

I watched the religious shorts and the doc zora neale hurston made on tcm and they were good. I think most of the boxset is going to be on filmstruck.

Hmm not sure if that will be sourced from the blu, sounds like a trash rip anyway

and yeah almost all Italian horror is dubbed, it meant they were cheaper to produce and could also make dubs in other languages for different markets easier.

I'd say it's like 1/4 people you could even maybe call that and then the rest are boring to unhinged guys. As with most review sites.

oh its not definetely blu ray quality no. best quality i could find of it tho

is it worth watching rohmer more or less in order or should I skip around to the ones that stand out? I'm up to the last of his comedies and proverbs series (rip Pascale Ogier and the male lead in the aviator's wife who also died young not long after his movie)...skipped marquis d'o but perceval was really good and is underrated.

you can order the lists (by year, length, rating etc) and it shows you the percentage of movies you've watched on a list or by a director, basically it's the video games stats version while mubi is the functionally not very good or useful but beautiful looking alternative (with better list makers and users, imo)

lmao, jesus fugg /lbg/

may aswell watch the best and go from there. Start with Claire's Knee

you guys act like it isn't mostly thirsty dudes liking reviews with a girl in the av, it's not that person's fault their boring review got so many likes

read the last part of my post retard

but Marker is New Wave, embryo

>talks about thirsty dudes liking reviews of girls
>proceeds to he himself whiteknight in the next phrase
lul

I've watched everything except marquis o starting with the moral tales up to my girlfriend's boyfriend.
maude is superor to claire's knee BTW maude forever

yet perhaps
I'm not a dude
(don't worry I'd rather kill myself than post reviews on letterbox.)

Fuck off, retard. Bait in hell

try searching for
Non.si.sevizia.un.paperino.1972.720p.BluRay.Ita-SbR.mkv that should maybe be quite available

pls make new friends
letterboxd.com/gaysexjoseph/

damn thats alot of rohmer. i've only seen the tales series and claires knee really. will give mauds a look in

Amy, pls

>that username
>that taste

mm no thanks

has anything good leaked lately besides elle
where is personal shopper

will give it a look, thanks

how can machill54 have boyfriends when he's already tsar's boyfriend?

301

I just made an account, who should i follow here.

bump limit is 310 you newcuck

smoothhands
synt
lozjudai
shao_liu_ringon

that's it

polygami

i would guess fuck no

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>smoothhands
>synt
>lozjudai
>shingling
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

anyone you think has a worthwhile taste

wtf is a coffret? some autistic britcuck meme?

bump

yeah but if she was self aware at all she would realize how boring she is and not write reviews, but i would really like to inseminate her also

tasteless user is upset he didn't make the list lol

t. synt boyfriend

NEW THREAD

pls

wow I am an idort, here's the link
letterboxd.com/_saskwatch/

Double idort for posting on dying threat

Holy shit. What a fucking embryo.
4 ratings and only right

*only one right.
Fucking gay keyboard

Reminder that penis goes into vagina