/bb/ Big Brother OTT

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remains to be seen

why is whitney's mouth so big?

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SCOTT AND KRISPY ON THE HAMMOCK

>krispy heavy breathing on the mic

ALSO SHANE ON THE HAMMOCK

How do you go from this....

...To this

well he's a virgin so

Kryssie is the worst.
Scott can see through her weak mist.
It's stained with coke and coffee and deadlift sweat.
Scott will relay all of this to the girls.

scott is too dumb for this, why is he even talking to them?

literally intimidating scott for a vote

So who is misted here, Scott or Krispy?

Seems to me like Krispy is full of shit, but I'm not a student of the game

krispy is really desperate to evict monte

What I mean is, did Scott really swing the house? Or is krispy right

scott made his choice

>krispy out maneuvering Scott rn

>scott lying

>alex: so they are working with each other

FUCK THIS PARANOID BITCH

...to this

Scott never heard that about him going up as a pawn, right?

>Shane not following the conversation and largely changing the subject when Scott asks him to back him up

kek

krispy is wrong (shouldn't be a surprise), danielle swung the house, scott was just the "swing" vote if that makes sense

he saw it as a bigger risk to his personal game to keep cornbread against the house on week 1

remember everyone, scott is a debt collector

Yeah absolutely

memes aside that makes sense, thanks pham

Do they already know that America is picking have nots? They sound like they do.

>Forming your own opinion about me is going to make you look like a moron to America
>She literally said this

Krispy you genuine cunt

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scott is not fucking around.
>i dont care about the opinions of america

>"I don't really care about what they think, I'm playing this game regardless"

FUCKING B A S E D SCOTT

"I can like give you flushable wipes if you want your butt to feel cleaner"

Kekk why are you on that cam pham, strategic convo on the other one right now

>that's gonna read shitty to America, Scott
>It's gonna make you look like a moron
>You aren't a moron, we already have a moron(Shelby(lolok))
>trying to shame Scott with Americas opinion
Shit tier peer pressure like this will cement Kryssie as a shitty untrustworthy person to Scott. He will be totally with the girls after this and they will trust him more after he tells them about it.

I had it on quad and it caught my eye

YOU CANT BREAK SCOTT BITCH

SO FUCKING BASED

Truly the /ourguy/ of all of the /ourguy/s

lol scott not buying krispys weak garbage

you guys are delusional krissy just blew up his fucking game he better do damage control now or he's FUCKED next week

they still won't, he's too bad at explaining himself or proving his loyalty

I dig, yo

Great cap man, keep it up

her game is blown too

Literally fucking how.
All she did was try to mist the mistmaster
And he wasn't buying it

Listen to her right now, she's a GIGANTIC cunt

america's vote created that fucking monster on the hammock

krispy is trying to jace scott

this is priceless

GOD I HOPE HE WINS HOH NEXT WEEK

>Honey...
>Okay...
She keeps starting sentences like that to come across like this
>your so wrong, I'm going to enlighten you
in reality it is this
>I don't know what I'm going to say but want to be convincing, so I'll address you and then pause while I try to come up with something.

>you're gonna feel like complete dog shit, ive been nothing but nice and honest with you
Krispy is the worst REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

krispy bragging about making alot of alliances

This conversation is going to be important

Krispy acting like a mob boss because she got the first care package, dropping pseudo-threats via America

this is gold

shanes face while this is going on

Remember everyone, if you tell someone you're disappointed in them, and they don't care about your opinion, it makes you look like a dumbass.

topkek, I completely forgot he was there

>Krispy threatening to kill his game

This

yeah absolutely

its literally jace and steve

Why is this significant? Because he has to deal with cunts all the time?

If so, it shows. Held his own better than any virgin I know... maybe he's asexual

THE MINDGAMES

>literally bullying Scott

fucking kek

but it's a fat chick cat ladies relate to so nobody will care.

It's been a week and 2 days and this season already shits on bb18

>Heated

WEW

DONT PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH, LIKE FUCK AMERICA

GET HER SCOTT GET HER

>Shane just getting up and leaving the conversation to play mini golf

don't know why that made me laugh so hard

wow

SCOTT STUMBLING FUCK
FINISH HER
DONT LET HER PUT A LINK BETWEEN YOU AND CORNBREAD

>let me finish

GOD I HATE THIS BITCH

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bitch acting like she wanted to work with scott

scott is going to crack

SCOTT JUST RUN TO THE PLASTIC ALLIANCE ALREADY

PICK A SIDE SCOTT

baka

>scott is going to crack
Scott is a 23 y/o virgin.

This conversation is nothing to him.

There's too much intimate eye contact for me to watch this.

COLLECT THE DEBT SCOTTY

S M H T B Q H W Y

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>Kryspy, you go grrl!
>image of a literal sasquatch in her profile image

pottery

Kryssie just tried to turn the word "we" around on him saying that there was no "we" and he had to explain pronouns to her, lol.

caps of shelby flossing please

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what time?

Topkek

>tfw you realize alex must have god tier nips too
pancake nipple fags BTFO

scott playing the nice guy

hope she gets backdoored

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>as a fan im disappointed in you

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>twitterfags rooting for the bully

hes not buying any of this is he?

of course not, he fucking hates krispy.
hes just being nice and reasonable

Scott is a student of the game, and a Bridgettefag
He's probably having Bridgette vs. Paul or Jace vs. Steve flashbacks

>krispy thinks she is in a alliance with alex

easy there mobboss

this shit really pisses me off, all because shes a fat woman. fuck this shit

Krispy is the bully. They are siding with her because stronk fat woman

and people said casual fans ruined the game with their votes. it turns out it's the twitterfags and cbs chatrooms

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>tfw you remember that scott is a debt collector

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Krispy is a bad person, stop bullying the autistic kid

>scott and krispy spill their whole game to shane for free
scott might be a worse superfan than moo...

cant believe this couch hogger is bullying this nerd

>Thinking Shane was capable of following the conversation

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>There are people unironically ROOTING for this bitch

Would it be bad for Scotts game if he just called her out for trying to bully him and told her to suck big dick?

no, he might save it for tomorrow or a better day

she would cry and twitter will nominate him

he learned what he needed to, that scott would vote him out and that scott wants krispy to use the acp on jason

END IT ALREADY

IT HURTS TO WATCH

Naw he's redpilled enough to know he can't win an argument with a fat tattooed woman.

He tried to escape like 30 mins ago, but she won't let him

i hope he talks to shelby

scott smoking

is scott going to go damage control now?

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forced to since its too early to brag.

did the girls tell Scott about Kryssie saying Monte was a homophobe? She just implied he was to Scott.

Fuck man, after that, I'm smoking.

Genuinely mad

>shane says unaminous

Okay I'm not mad anymore

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WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE SCOTT BUT US REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

our girl

the cis white males are all at the bottom

so all the girls are asleep and we won't get to see Scott tell them until tomorrow, right?

This was nothing. /our guy/ is immortal.

should've been standing in the back as a bodyguard

high possibility hes gonna go talk to shelby

EVERYONE IGNORE THIS POST

THAT IS PURELY A COINCIDENCE

of course krispy is exaggerating the conversation and making him look pathetic

on rhap they said scott is playing a floater/2 sides/rat game and that generally """"people"""" hate it and don't respect that at all, referencing andy who played it well and was still hated

I NEED A WEBM OF THAT CLOSEUP SHOT OF SCOTT SMOKING PLEASE

>this is just week 2

really makes you think

Does Kys exaggerate everything?

That was fucking absolute kino

I bet the night camermen have /bb/ open because we appreciate those shots

>oppression intensifies

jason is pretty much not even playing the game, he just smokes and joins alliances who defend him

delet this

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how is scott a floater? hes out for himself

that closeup of scotts insanity

youtube.com/watch?v=XAdnzbiZoiM

there were two kino shots of scott in the last 5 minutes and no one got it?

floating between the 2 sides and wanting to be in the middle

If you way Webm guy 3 times he'll post

>alex and krispy will join forces and make scott look even worse

>the two 50+ women calling huefu a bitch

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She's in her mid 20s, shitlord.

fat bitches jealous of shelby good looks

Mark the times I'll try tomorrow. Bout to crash

>Shrimpman's fart filled the entire house

I think there was a fartposter here yesterday.... I think we all just missed an epic and ill-timed meme

>morgan gets americas nom
>people spend an hour thinking about it and the sister twist is ruined
>all the while alex is playing this not like the regular bb but for the fans adapting to the new format perfectly
>this is just to make that side weak and get some sort of revenge for the pimple faced gayboy
literally gonna tune out right there desu

>Whitney talking about her dead white grandpa who had alzheimers and subsequently was racist to her and her sister

Fuck alzheimers

I'M TOO DRUNK FOR THESE FEELS WHITNEY

just came out of the shower with this great idea

add to the op today and tomorrow's schedule like live dr, have not reveal and so forth

whitneys white tho

>Krispy and Shane are twisting Scott's words

CUNTS

fucking pathetic trash in the backyard

>Shane thinks Corey is a track star

>Not a bigot b/c I want the fag to win promise

Shame that free speech attracts so many cat ladies

>cat ladies

You mean N - BOMBs

>scott is marked
>has to side with the plastics
>will be a target and provides a buffer
nice

>172 replies
>14 posters

Just end this shit general already

>173 replies
>still 14 posters

>scott in charge of not being worse than steve or ian

Wheres dan gheesling tho

who needs dan when your strategy is evicting the 1st HG because he said 'jew' and now monte because he's a homophobe per danielle

still no proof he ever said anything homophobic either.
There are reasons to not like monte, no need to make shit up.

real talk
this america vote bs is already really annoying

Jason's crew is garbage, but the Twitterfucks will overlook this shit.

taran is our guy

pandering to twitter to put steve up

can someone talk to me about the state of the house and the teams and stuff
i'm panicking and this would be a nice distracting

ignore this post she's lying

>shane: alex is a beast
what did he mean by this?

>krispy: i saw her shoulders and i was like yea she lifts and shes not doing it here on purpose

>plastics (5) 1 hoh = 4 votes
monte
alex
morgan
shelby
whitney

>misfits (6) 2 noms = 4 votes
jason
shrimpman
danielle
shane
neely
krispy kreme

>undecided (1)
scott

seems about right?
with americas nomination going to the plastics, scott can tie the vote however america also gets an eviction vote most likely going to the misfits
so the plastics need to gather both scott and someone from the misfits side to take actual control

Krispy knows a thing or two about exercise; shame the equipment isnt on her level

krispy has a second safety but that means someone else will be put up instead, still from the misfits side so nothing would really change there

Hopefully tomorrow goes well for our girls!
Goodnight everyone!
ShelbyShelbyShelby

we are all on the side of the plastics but recognize shrimpman as a funny ironic character right?

shrimpman replacing monte as the male plastic would be GOAT

but then half of the waifus (hue and morgan) will get blacked
would be good though for sure

>implying wheat knee wont be the only one on his dick

if the plastics need to get scott and an additional one to vote alongside them
is it even possible? who should they convert?
after this week is it gonna spiral out of control?
with 13 people america having 1 nomination and 1 eviction is very different from with 7 people (1 hoh + 2 nom = 4 votes) and then adding both a nom making it 3 votes and gaining a vote for america

the america voting twist is gonna increase in power every week basically, you need to establish a clear gap to put the twist out of play

basically monte needs to win veto.

if the plastics side wins veto the season can be saved. if not, then shit is fucked.

yea that works out nicely
all under the assumption america nominates someone from the plastics side
the plastics need to counter it with a veto to get their vote back
4 vs 3, not counting scott so even if he goes with misfits alex breaks the tie

The Plastics need to win the veto and get Scott to vote with them to bring it to a 5-5 tie.

i think i forgot the rule that when the americas nominee wins the veto there is no replacement nomination from the hoh

when will the houseguests and twitter/reddit stop bullying our girl shelby?

Maybe when next season starts but probably not

i keep writing these long post basically gathering my own thoughts and checking numbers and shit, which i delete after because its a bunch of trash
not really too confident about it since its all very complex

i do think i found some interesting things
if the plastics win basically everything it puts americas twists out of play
they can perfect sweep and stay together until the other side has evaporated
weeks 5, 6 and 7 have automatic advancements meaning a misfit getting that eventually leads to them having to cut one of their own instead, if they can play into at least the basic principle of a person of the opposition already having received acp is very valuable to keep, lets say the 3 misfits left heading into week 4 have all already received acp they will have the cleanest sweep possible

im gonna be rooting for this timeline
however any ripple and all is lost
win all comps = put america out of play
lose a single comp = picked apart

Unless they just vote out America's nom every week which is going to start being them next week

not sure what you mean, you mean if the misfits vote out americas nom which will be a plastic right?

i can be wrong and have made mistakes obviously but ive accounted for that by having the plastics get americas nom every week losing that vote
its like they need to counter that all the time by winning veto to get their vote back to secure enough votes against americas vote against them to at least get a tie breaker which they can break in their favor
its like incredibly close and steep, any loss and it flips to the other side almost permanently from the america shit

all this shit is fucking up my brain

It's 9am and I'm hungover I didn't read your whole post but you wrote a lot so I thought you deserved a reply

If they win veto this week, I think they only need to win HoH to evict someone from the other side next week.

Shane vs Hillary

Shante for president

veto this week monte goes off
a misfit is evicted

they go into the next week with 11 people
plastics 6
misfits 5

voting power
plastics 5 (-1 hoh)
misfits 3 (-2 nom)

americas nom
plastics 4 (-1 hoh -1 americas nom)
misfits 3 (-2 nom)

veto simply replaces which misfit is on the block

americas vote going on the plastic that is still up would result in a tie (4-4) which gets broken in favor of the plastics from their hoh

i think you are right

How butthurt is the late night crew going to be when they learn that the person they've been calling a dumb hooker and slut is way more accomplished than they are?

none of them have any self awareness so not very. remember jason is a complete failure in every part of his life since he was a teenager. if his mom died he would starve to death as a homeless retard.

the shelbster making it to final 2 and then revealing she's a lawyer would be dope as fuck not gonna lie bb sall good you feel me

probably not butthurt at all since they are going to steamroll this game thanks to the dictator that is america unless the other side can string together HoHs AND PoVs for weeks on end.

the plastics don't need to clean sweep every comp but losing a crucial comp is lethal and there are many of those

imagine you are in the house right now on the plastics side like a true /bbg/ poster, how do you students and post grads feel about starting to mix up and fracture the house into smaller groups and start misting your way through those groups as opposed to staying on the plastics side which is quite highly likely gonna collapse from a lost comp

another option i see is to stay with the plastics side and mist like a god to sway a vote or nomination in your way, effectively tricking the other side into making a bad play, to ensure a buffer that allows your side to stay dominant

>but losing a crucial comp is lethal
yeah thanks what crucial means

it cannot be understated how a tiny slip means everything stacks up for the other side and all the waifus will be lost

stop being a faggot

kys yourself you fucking ugly faced loser

Am I on reddit

You took those long ass posts to say that it's important for an alliance to be in power. You're a faggot
>kys
Yeah you're a huge faggot

im trying to see how much the power of americas voting is, if it can be overcome and what is required for that
also to just have fun trying to figure out potential options and which things are gonna be important for what reason
you can be in power many ways it doesnt need to be absolute power but these twists are so favored to one side and it literally does turn into a simple win nearly everything for ultimate power
youre a dumb dipshit with a terrible attitude btw

>youre a dumb dipshit with a terrible attitude btw
Cry more faggot

im not crying you are instead of just fucking off and letting me be
got bullied much?

faggot

hope you will be able to make a better day for yourself than the shit you are trying to do now

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Post Shelby bathing suit nipple and Morgan shower nipple and Alex hairy bush

alex needs to save krispy, justin and shanielle off the safety board till day 2

they will lose their fucking minds,

ugly faced loser ruins another thread

>still crying
faggot

You know, on the phone ( holds pinky to mouth and thumb to ear in traditional phone gesture)

>still an ugly faced loser
lol

BURNIN LIKE A JEW

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Daily reminder that Alex is Vanessa with a social game.

shes the gift that just keeps on giving

shes michelle but more boring

how can you even compare the players in such different scenarios

im a casual, how is scotts gameplay compared to andy, ian or steve?

Nothing similar

really, really bad

he's andy if amanda and elissa hated andy

reminder: scott is steve and huefu will be his liz

scott is ronnie and thats why he almost sperged out last night was jason was talking about how much he hated him

he shut kryssies weak garbage down when she tried to pull that shit on him

this idea that he has a weak social game is absurd, everyone in the house literally loves him socially even if they dont trust him. he is absolutely not ronnie

>almost sperged out

what the hell did alex sleep alone in the HoH room last night?

goys and shiksa
and this to the next op

saturday: have not reveal & safety ceremony
sunday: final safety ceremony & nomination reveal

she's pure unlike her sloozy ass sis

Nobody likes her

krispy feeding lies to shelby

is Google trying to tell us something?

the chances of alex and krispy working together are really high right now

fucking monte still trying to save shanielle

jesus christ man

looks like krispy flipped the house against scott just like how danielle flipped the house against cornbread.

scott is dead folks.

monte is a moron

and with that so are the waifus
F

>just like how danielle flipped the house against cornbread.

that literally never happened, stop perpetuating this. cornbread sank himself with his jew comments to scott, he had the sole power to keep him and danielle had no part in making scott "flip"

krispy is feeding lies and im sure paranoid alex will work with krispy.

and no krispy hasnt flipped shit. all she has done is increased the paranoia on her side 10 fold. scott told her straight up he is voting with the other side. only monte is dumb enough to still try to save shanielle. the girls still want them out

she has zero reason to work with her this week

lol just said monte and shane were rubbing dicks together

Monte just wants to fuck Shane.

Who can blame him.

scott should go all in and not play it safe.
he cant be in the middle anymore and he has to win the trust of a side.

krispy is dumb, scott never admitted he is the biggest rat in the house

he straight up told her he was trustworthy with them last week and now he is being trustworthy with the other side

he proved he is the most trustworthy person in the house, there are no strict sides you couch whale

the fat ones master plan was to tell shelby alex is going to put her up

bravo, really solid plan

thanks camera for putting on leeley walking down the stairs then alex reaction to the conversation

krispy exaggerating and again making scott look scared of her

what did she mean by this?

scott surrounded by piranhas

>Hey Monte, win the veto and you can sniff a piece of this

scott is fine if he sticks with alex

monte is fine if he sticks it in morgan

pretty funny how monte thinks scott is a saboteur

shrimpman is fine if he sticks it in shelby

lol monte thinks shane would save danielle and leave himself on the block

this guy is touched in the head

alex started that
she thinks hes americas player

jesus alex is doubting scott so hard, she might believe anything krispy says

alex is a mist goddess

krispy talking shit about shelby and her makeup
jason calling her a fake bitch

jason calling shelby a garbage rat

monte is so far up shanes ass that he thinks scott telling everyone straight up he is voting with their side is a bad thing

just use it to get another week you dumb fucks

this is giving me flashbacks of everyone bullying bridgette

jason and that fat ass are delusional, shelby was out there with them talking shit during the first week

they are the ones who distanced themselves from her and made her a target. she has consistently tried conversing with them but its kind of hard with danielle keeps following her around

scott is the new shelby

might be evicted next week

scott already knows hes getting alot of heat this week

saying it to morgan and shelby

Any barefooted cuties in this show?

scott wasting cigars

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how are these retards amazed that shirts protect you from the sun? it's fucking blocking the sun from your skin

now morgan believes scott and krispy has an alliance

rip scott

morgan is now convincing shelby that scott is a snake

F.

scott is fucked, I wonder if anyone will confront him? What a fucking moron

scott's game blew the hell up in less than 12 hours

>tfw scott hits the block this week

alex suggesting working with krispy in the future

saw this coming

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MORGAN NEEDS TO BE NOMINATED BY AMERICA

FUCK THIS SISTER ALLIANCE BULLSHIT

that's a nice ass

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sad to see that monte is the only one who will nominate jason, everyone is just gonna let him coast by.

scott alone in the kitchen

where's monte??

scott needs to win the next hoh

scott is fine

everyone relax jesus

vic got periscope today

i got a pen

>not knowing about paranoid alex

i got a apple

post it

apple pen

shane is so fucking nervous

look it doesnt matter, its week 2. its way too earlier to be thinking about week 8

they have no choice but to trust him this week and he has no choice but to stay with them this week and they all make it to next week and thats all that matters now

anything can happen next week. literally everything hinges on the POV if they stick to the plan and i dont see alex putting up anyone other than shanielle

it shows up on his twitter I don't know how to use periscope otherwise

twitter.com/elfitvic/status/784822591311654912

kryssies burping makes me angry

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