"I'm so lonely and sad boo hoo why can't I be normal?"

>"I'm so lonely and sad boo hoo why can't I be normal?"
>Has friends, gets invited to parties, gets laid, does drugs, in the first 20 minutes

and dropped

,

>message a shit ton of old buddies and some gals today
>they open the snaps
>don't respond
Literally near tears

>has friends
His neighbor, and bff since childhood?The guys socially retarded, and his only friends are other weirdos.

tonight when you sleep i will come and be your friend.

pic very related

Would you watch a movie about a NEET who sits at home all day, posts on Cred Forums and faps to chinese cartoons?

It's a tv show, of course he has friends and fucks even though they said he's lonely and misunderstood.

Why do you have human teeth? Did the artist just run out of creativity

>The guys socially retarded
He's introverted for sure. But he's not retarded. He understands how being social works, there's nothing perplexing for Elliot about going to parties and events. He just wants nothing to do with it.

This show is becoming elaborate slash fic of The Narrator/Tyler Durden of Fight Club and Patrick Bateman of American Psycho.

Bullshit.Hes a fucking sperglord.He doesn't want to, because he can't.He gets caught up in questions "should i do this, or say this is it even worth it" Hes the type of freak to look up at the stars start thinking the nearest habitable planet is too far for us to ever reach, and be unable to move for a couple hours.All he fucking does is criticize the validity of doing ANYTHING.Hes a retard.

this

>completely out of his mind insane and psychotic but managed to fuck a druggy whore
>my life is so much harder than his ;;;;_;;;;; mummy didnt buy me tendies today ;;;;_;;;;

>Narrator likes to bottom
>Durden likes to top
>Bateman doesn't know what to do

Because I was human

>completely out of his mind insane and psychotic

Elliot is the most moralfag character in the show. Literally everyone else is a sociopathic piece of shit.

>tfw relate to that life style

its still pretty lonely breh

kill yourself reddit

post feet

Elliot has the split personality meme though

B..but im not a girl user.

Don't matter. It's Cred Forums and feets are feets.

>implying
He fucked his drug dealer while he was high.
Or at least he tried, failed and then they fell asleep.
Friends? He only has Angela and he was invited to her birthday.

But I mean, you know that too, you're just baiting

lol

It's take on social anxiety is super accurate, dumbass.

WHAT THE FUCK
GOD SAVE US

Literally me though.

lamo at idiots who are too stupid to get sluts from tinder if they want to have sex

Sounds like kino so yes.

>dude
>you're not allowed to complain about your life unless you have sex, can attract at least 5 members of the opposite sex per week, and preferably have a drug/alcohol dependency
>lmao

And yet he still had sex.
So unrealistic, who writes this garbage?

Literally no, you are not.

You have to go back.

make me

you are not the boss of me now

I thought the foot was a very deformed penis

We all did, user.

But he CRIES user, don't you understand?

Yeah I dropped this after the pilot too

They probably shouldn't have chose someone as cute and charming as Rami then

He's average at best.

I have to admit... Rami does look cute in your pic.

guys can i get some (You)s please?

>shut in hacker
>select an actor who could do high end modelling

Yeah no

Sure

Such a waste because the actor portrays social awkwardness and anxiety really well.

But the shitty writers had to fuck it up by making him the cool, edgy hollywood introvert.

thanks bud. that (You) literally put a smile on my face

>gals

I wonder why they didn't respond...

Yeah should have gone with a fat loser

Rami does chunk up easily though. He was a real fatty.

It was only baby fat

It was fat fat. Sami wears the fat well though.

>high end modelling
kek, he's a midget

I'm a sperg but I think I look above average, it's not that uncommon.

hush now

reee

Im just like this guy, I don't give any fucks to anyone and they still talk to me, It's suffering to look friendly when you arent.

That's just adorable, although that jacket is hideous

Bitch, I will find you and I will do small talk to you and then give you a side hug and fist bump afterwards.

and then you'll kiss a little right like bros do sometimes right?

>kiss on the first small talk

Hold up there. What kind of user do you think I am? Third small talk bro kissing is best.

You're some kind of frigid user. Real bros kiss on the first small talk. Third small talk is brojob territory.

>He didn't watch Welcome to the NHK

>shitpost in home
>instantly get a loving misaki gf

dropped

I'm old fashioned. I gotta get to know a bro before escalating from small talk to conversations to deep conversations.

To these pathetic excuses for humans that would be entertainment. They would probably even feel their "lifestyle" validated.

>Not telling your bro your social security number when you first meet
What are you, some kind of gay?

>does drugs

Even spergs can get drugs nowadays by buying them off the darknet

>ywn be his sugar daddy
I just want a qt egyptian frog to fuck into the mattress and cuddle at night.
Is that too much to ask?

>not playing hard to get with a bro

Alright. You do you, user.

Road trip to Egypt, user. I'll go with. Been meaning to check out the sights.

Nah, cuddling with him would be lovely

>>Has friends, gets invited to parties, gets laid, does drugs

Notice how
1) he constantly pushes those friends away no matter how much they try to help him
2) he avoids going to those parties
3) he gets laid... with his junky dealer, basically through sheer proximity

Having what he has doesn't mean you're an inhuman non-functional shut in, it means they find them really fucking difficult and uncomfortable. People like that often learn how to 'fake' doing them to maintain as much normality as they can (which I'm sure comes up an episode or two later)

Would that I could dude, I'm broke as shit

Wew, look at those trips

Yeah but he still got laid, though.
So unrealistic.

it's a conspiracy

jesus christ

You got a double digit dub

Save them coins. Put 'em in a coffee can. Label it "Road Trip with Weird Ass user to Find Frog BF in Egypt."

Its ok, the series quickly turns into portraying a mentally ill man with certain traits of genius rather than a typical /r9k/ robot.

Just have to endure the edgy episodes before it gets really interesting.

two people alone, both on mdma if I recall. That's basically guaranteed to end in sex unless one of you is physically repulsive