Rich Evans has had a hard life

Rich Evans has had a hard life

>those legs
>that fat bulge around his pelvis

My god

What's his BMI, 35?

Wasn't he a crack baby or some shit?

Are you blind?

It's all muscle

Hes easily less than 10%body fat so its ok

Like moldy cottage cheese

Jay, just like Mike and Rich and AIDSMoby, is a failure. He simply failed. I'm not passing judgment, I'm just objectively telling you that what you're witnessing is a group of sad, burnt-out middle-aged men finally settling.

They wanted to be filmmakers. They wanted to craft cult classics, to see their visions realized on actual celluloid.

What stings the most, I'd wager, is being so close to the film world without actually taking part in it. Their only consolation is making glib, snarky Gen-X remarks about real artists while begging for Patreon money to keep them furnished with Ramen and Kool-Aid.

This is what happens to dreams deferred guys. They either like raisins in the sun and wind up washing up on YouTube.

It's sad. A sperg like Jay could have brought home 90-100k as an engineer. Instead he's living out his middle age years alone with nothing but his buddies to drown his sorrows with.

Truly a cautionary tale for would-be "auteurs".

>Hes easily less than 10%body fat

He had a pretty successful career as a child actor though