Secretary at a construction company

>secretary at a construction company
>secretary at a law firm
>suddenly is going to court and meeting defendants
>is well versed into years of law
>she's a lawyer/paralegal
>walks into a news office
>instantly harbors writing & investigative skills
>becomes a reporter
How does any of her progression make sense?

>hit by chemicals
>gains superhuman radar sense

How does any of his progression make sense?

She's a mutant with one of the shittier powers, even if it's still useful.

Skill osmosis.

She's shit at all of them and has to be carried though.

Did you hear her ending speech?
>because you're a new yorker
Utter garbage.

have you ever been hit by some unknown radioactive chemicals before?
exactly stfu

Fuck. Touché

I have been a paralegal, and you learn a lot about writing and investigating, so it's not that unbelievable.

I'm hoping they kill her off now that Electra is in the show.

>now that Electra is in the show.
I got some bad news for you user..

And next season she becomes a crack whore.
Seriously.

On the mutant scale I'd class that as beta or even low alpha. Remember there's shit powers like having spikes all over you or a frog-like tongue. Getting something that is not gonna cripple you is like winning the mutant lottery.

So you're saying that she, like Darevil, has superpowers?

Why isn't this addressed in the show, then?

Mutants don't exist in the MCU retards

Fair point. Maybe she has a shitty subset - clerical skills only.

generally, stuff like this really turns me away from shows, but considering that the source material are comics, you can't expect anything else. like that nurse, who knows how to operate on people, diagnose and whatnot...and all of that in the most stressful, life-death situations. she's worse than karen, imo.

but still, i don't watch these shows for their realism, i watch them for some fun action. also, deborah is hot

not YET

Disney got their hands on Spidey, it won't be long until they get the X Men back

Some nurses are glorified assistants

Some nurses are pretty much as knowledgeable as doctors

e.g. in Australia, an Enrolled Nurse is basically a glorified assistant, but a Registered Nurse may as well be a doctor

They didn't get their hands on anything.
Sony still gets the majority of finance, distribution and final creative control on anything Spiderman. They just made an agreement to share him into the Marvel Universe

>suddenly is going to court

As legal secretaries will do. In Jessica Jones, Jeri Hogarth was accompanied to court by her secretary/mistress Pam.

>and meeting defendants

The unusual nature of her meeting with Frank was expressed, but she was the only one he'd talk to.

>she's a lawyer/paralegal

She's expressly not a lawyer. Matt tries to convince her to go to law school, she said she wasn't interested. I want to say she was studying for a paralegal certification to better assist the firm, though I could be imagining things.

>instantly harbors writing & investigative skills

Writing is an important skill for secretaries. Most of her "investigation" was basic file searching, something any college freshman should be able to do, and any time she got more ambitious it tended to get people killed.

>becomes a reporter

She got to be friendly with the editor, he offered her a chance to write a column.

it's ok cuz she's shot

But that's normal?

i hate when she's on screen except when she's with the punisher guy

Why are her eyes and lips so red?

I'm italian and I've never seen me or my family get that red or pale

yes, the superpower of not spending the whole day on the internet and actually doing something with her life

it's makeup you dumb shit

Was she bitten by a radioactive Mary Sue?

I would fuck the ever living skin off her tall thicc bones.

What? She does nothing important legally speaking and her writing skills are terrible. I don't know if her shit article at the end was supposed to be good but it was embarrassing
>you're a hero
Literally unreadable bottom of the barrel gutter trash that belongs on Rolling Stone or the Daily Mail

She'll come back as a zombie, did you even watch this show you fucking retard

You'll like girls soon enough, young man.

Pretty sure you're imagining things, she's just a low level secretary who gains all this law knowledge in a matter of days.
At some point, she's coming up with ideas and solutions that even the cum laude graduates that are Foggy & Matt can't think of.
Also being a secretary and getting skills "any college freshman should be able to do" doesn't mean she can just walk in a office, outperform every reporter there and suddenly have surpassed the skills of Urich

>a young educated woman is surprisingly decently skilled at white collar jobs


I know right?, that's a fucking plot hole!.

>MAAAAT WHERE WERE YOU I WAS WHINING AND YOU WEREN'T THERE
Most annoying character in the history of television. Season 2 was a complete fucking mess, it should have been all Frank. Elektra and this dumb cunt ruined it

>swn drink you blood
y even have blood in the first place ;_;

where you there?

In fiction the impossible makes more sense than the improbable.

>secretary
>educated woman
pick one

>3.11 Mb
Wtf, why even bother upping our cap if he still hasn't given us sound...

How can I even compete?

he hasn't upped anything you dickhead

I couldve sworn the only boards with a 4mb cap were /gif/ and /wsg/ cause I could never post them here.
He also lowered other boards down to 2mb, pretty sure it was changed.

I like that, user. Yours?

She is a woman and she can do whatever she wants shitlord!

Wait, Jessica never did any of those things on True Blood, is there a new season?

ASS TO ASS

So did she get some kind of law degree at some point?

No, that's what make it so retarded.
She wasn't even getting paid at one point, how the fuck would she afford a law degree or even enough for paralegal classes for that matter.

I wonder if they'll ever get to her pornographic past.I feel like it was being alluded to whenever Ben showed her what he found trying to look her up, but it was only really glanced over.

why is she so sexy bros

I lower her charter. But when she's with daredevil it's so boring. I like to more when she's with Frank. In fact the nurse should be the female lead in DD and Karen should just go onto the punisher(maybe she'll avoid her fate)

Let me tell you why I like karen page. She saw people murdered in fort of her. Innocents got killed. She saw the worst of humanity yet she still tries to find the best in people and try to help them

Hell the punisher shot at her and yet she knew there was something more and tried to help him. She dosent let personal vendettas get in her way

Call her a whiny bitch but you know she would do what most people wouldn't

I kind of hope this happens just so the mutant genes can be attributed to WWII experiments for the super soldier arms race. Like, every government was trying anything to make powered soldiers like Cap, and the surviving test subjects sired mutant children and grandchildren.

In the Fox movies, I could never get past the explanation for the powers.
>Lol laser vision makes sense if you read up on Darwin

i expect s3 to start with ellison telling her she cant write