What are the chances that we will see a legitimate A-list celebrity (or celebrity couple) film a bona fide porno with...

That was my first thought because she's incredibly dirty. She could definitely do some BangBros-tier stuff.

My second thought was Angelina Jolie because she's super philanthropic and also somewhat "alternative." But (A) she's past the point in her life where that'd happen and (B) it'd probably one of those artsy ones anyway.

jesus can you imagine the workload of the poor bastard that had to photoshop the wrinkles off that old bitch's body

now THAT would be podracing

>A good cause

>ethical porn kino will become a thing in your lifetime

>kino
huh?

so you're suggesting all charities are jewish conspiracies or...

An actual A-lister and an actual porno (not a home sex tape or graphic scene in some arthouse crap)? Literally zero.

Charlie Sheen is the only person I can think of who was at one point considered A-list and was simulteaneously retarded enough to do something like this.

some trashy reality star did a scene with James Deen recently
it's not as far-fetched as you think

Yeah, more than one trashy TV actor has done porn in the past...OP is talking about legit "A-list" celebrities though.

no one had done professional quality porn before that though
it was always just sex tapes unintentionally released

Chyna and X-Pac are the only celebrities I can think of that have done it.

I guess you could argue Paris Hilton but I feel like her fame came after it.

Yes, a trashy reality star desperate for fame and fortune. True A-listers command seven to eight figures for appearing in films where they aren't getting fucked on camera, so it would take a massively narcissistic unstable personality to do something like this. Charlie Sheen was A-list in the sense he was the highest paid actor on television but he is now decidedly a washed-up B-lister due to antics like this.

What is a video camera?

what are metal detectors

did you not hear about that Wu Tang album of which only one copy existed and was only played at private listening events? that still hasn't leaked.

I want to a feminist like Emma Watson make a masturbation instruction video for young woman where she ends up getting really into it, moaning like crazy, and having an orgasm in her bed, bath, every room in the house.

Colin Farrell made one and the dude has a huge schlong.

noone who does peta infomercials is ever an a-lister.

Interesting question op.

I'd say the chance is next to none, for a number of reasons.

1. >the money
An A-lister makes a lot of money already.
2. >the work
High quality production (writing, crew, direction, photo, sound!, scenery, other actors, etc) costs some and takes a lot of time. Millions, is my guess and at least 2-3 months if the couple is involved.
3. >The stigma
What and how will people react? How many roles has miley cyrus got? How many people will want to see stars they fapped to on the big screen?
4. >the cause
Let see, they spend 100 days and a couple of millions so people can give money to chagrity?
Is that logical? An a-lister would probably have people around them suggesting otherwise.

Though, it is possible. I could see a future leak of a 10min VR-tape of a hottie lapdance perhaps, ordered by some arabian oillord for $10 million.

And the odds get significally lower if we include euros/africans/asian couples who makes a tape to provoce and eradicate religious and social boundaries in the same vein yoko ono and lennon did.

It is possible I guess.

Penelope cruz and javier bardom did that with jamon jamon. Full porno, all money went to starving children in latin america. It was ook.

>2. >the work
you really think a Brazzers type porn scene takes millions of dollars to produce?

I just looked it up and it looks like any other movie with sex scenes. No penetration shown. No vagina shown.

>Amerifats think nudity is so bad that celebs do it for charity

>Amerifats promote shooting people for charity

>shooting people

>tfw several young and attractive celebrities sign up because they know it will make a lot of money for a good cause, they aren't insanely self-conscious, and they know they won't just be seen as "sluts"
>No A-list women sign up
>No B-list women sign up
>No C-list women sign up
>Execs getting desperate, try getting people on board who are already familiar with porn
>Paris Hilton won't do it because sex tapes for fame only work once
>Kim K won't do it because she "put that part of her life behind her" a.k.a she knows she won't get to pocket the money this time
>Just as the project is about to dissolve, Amy Schumer finally decides, begrudgingly, to participate if it means she gets to sleep with all those hot male celebrities and get back in the spotlight
>Project aborted

They resized the butt in photoshop, wtf?

>several young and attractive MALE celebrities
fixed

Colin farrel did it with nigger

>unauthorised public distribution of a 13-minute sex tape which [Farrell and his girlfriend] made in 2003
So, no, he didn't do what OP said.

>Anal Buffet 17
>starring AnnaSophia Robb, Emma Watson, Liz Gillies, Bella Thorne, Emma Stone, Alison Brie, Hailey Atwell, Victoria Justice, Lia Marie Johnson and Tina Fey
>Nacho, Rocco and Manuel are the male stars
>this will NEVER happen

KimK is A-list.

Also JLaw.

oh, right, and they've done porn for money, right?

Girls wearing fur clothing with nothing else on underneath is hot as fuck honestly, I could deal with a few animals dying to see that in person

Kim did.

Underrated post but Reese would have been better

Some porn is worth paying for.

Like tranny porn with feminine penises.

He really doesn't.

Angelina also had her tits removed Brad has bigger tits than her now

Who would you want directing your porn, Cred Forums?

I'd prefer David Fincher but Nicolas Winding Refn is a close second

nah, bro
that was an amateur video
idk if you've ever seen it
and the only money she got from it was the settlement of a lawsuit

I don't know any porn directors to be honest. Just not anyone from bangbros

Guillermo del Toro

Retro porn is pretty wacky man, they're basically movies with sex in them. It's a strange contrast to today where porn is a tiny teen girl talking to a pervy cameraman for ten minutes or so before she bends over and gets railed in the ass by a 40 year old man twice her size.

She got enormously rich and famous off that video.

Paris Hilton filmed a porno? Or are you thinking of Kim Kardashian?

I want adam sandler to direct it so that way he would also turn it into a comedy with all the bad porno acting he would add in

Why are people ITT acting like professional porn. and sex tapes are interchangeable?

>talking to the camera
that feels like the format from like 10 years ago

they both did

>2 Big featuring Tom Hanks

>yify camrip porn

>>kino
>huh?
Is this literally hour on Cred Forums, kid?

Kek maybe by irish standards, he's a scant tablespoon in the rest of the english speaking world.

...

some of the best porn you can only pay for like all those clips4sale videos i can never find any free

Chloe Sevigny sucked cock on camera in The Brown Bunny and was a legit star at the time. Of course, it nearly killed her career.

Sylvester Stallone was in a softcore porn flick before he became a mainstream actor, but I doubt he'd do it again

Sorry dumb faggot, but that was a prosthetic cock stolen from the set of Trouble Every Day, it's been confirmed and I don't know why people keep referencing The Brown Bunny as unsimulated sex just because literal retard Vincent Gallo claims it was for attention.

Go fuck yourself then die.

That's like the only half interesting thing about the film, and it's fake?
Gallo's a fucking hack

Provide a credible source for your claim or fuck off.

They're shooting at cancer retard

>Paris Hilton filmed a porno?

Holy fuck, how do you even know who Paris Hilton is without knowing that?

the thumbnails of her blowjob sextape are always a turn on for me

her perma-smirk leads me to the idea that she's enjoying herself a lot doing it

>it's been confirmed
no, it was a rumor based on a rumor. it looks real, they were dating at the time, they were filming all alone, gallo is edgy. this prosthetic rumor appeared a long time after, the alleged source wasn't even part of the production. leads me to believe it was real.

she literally didn't though

>Electrocuted
That's to stun them so death is painless.

>drowned
>beaten
>skinned alive
In China and African fur industries I imagine.

>endorsing PETA
>an organization that firebombs research facilities
>claim to be ethical towards animals but have a giant meat-locker in their HQ for all the animals they kill themselves.

That's some nice classy porn

An objectify women

What about Rob Lowe

Every time they have underpants on or hold around the dick it's a prostetic.

I thought this was real, but no. Prostetic, only 3 secs in the movie looks real, stills how holding, and was confirmed prostetic.

Norwegian film pornopung(porn scrotum=shaved)

I could see Kim/Kanye doing or.
Or Chloe doing it with anyone to revive her dead ass career

It's a girl by the way. Manly looking thought..

It probably wouldn't be a very good porn to be honest.
Most of the A-list actresses aren't really any better looking than the top rated pornstars, and being good looking doesn't necessarily translate to being good in bed.

You've also got lots of actresses that look smoking hot in clothing, but have disappointing bodies when they do a nude scene. Natalie Dormer's pancake tits for example.

>Chyna and X-Pac
>A-list

They could barely be called celebrities by the time that tape came out.

;_;
Could you imagine the quality of dap though?

I went to many concerts in Toronto this year

And I saw no-one recording them.

It's just not there in the normal person to record concerts. Which is actually quite sad, because a live performance is about worth the album it came from.

she's never denied that it was real despite the risk it posed to her career

You're not looking hard enough

Christopher Nolan, so that we get some weird extras fucking up the choreography in the background.

please tell me wizard of porn where to find clips4sale vids for free

Private trackers

I miss talking to the camera as an intro actually. Compared to this shit where there's no setup at all

>implying i would ever get in

i wear whool, whool is shaven off of sheep and the like and are not skinned

norway did it first with fuck for forest
>couple decides to save the rain forest by selling porn
>charities refuse their money because of its origin

>Fuck for Forest (FFF) is a non-profit environmental organisation founded in 2004 in Norway by Leona Johansson and Tommy Hol Ellingsen. It funds itself through a website of sexually explicit videos and photographs, charging a membership fee for access. A portion of funds are donated to the cause of rescuing the world's rainforests. It is the world's first eco-porn organization and may be the only porn website specifically created to raise money for a cause. The group moved from Oslo, Norway to Berlin, Germany following the trial of its founders for having sex in public.[1][2]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck_for_Forest

Get ridd of Thorne and put a bag on Atwell's head and this might be the greatest idea I've ever heard.

There's always the Miley Cyrus porn parody Miley XXX Can't Be Tamed. The actress really looks and sounds like Miley. If you're really hard up for some kind of professional porn with a known person, there's always the Octomom porn.

cool
so this with celebrities

I'd pay for porn if it was exceptionally hard to get otherwise. Like two dozen midgets in Nazi uniforms re-enacting Jesus Christ's birth with an orgy, or a transsexual dressed as an Eskimo and blessed with a 13-inch donger. Other than that, I just watch it for free.

dem tits look fake...can some shoop without the fur bullshit

>I'd prefer David Fincher
>movie goes $10M overbudget
>studio goes broke