First time holding his son, still has to make a Trump joke

First time holding his son, still has to make a Trump joke

Jesus Christ, his son is going to look at this as the first photo of him as well

>getting upset someone made a harmless joke for fun

need a safe space?

Imagine if when you were born your dad made a joke about John mccain

Are you upset that he at least has a wife and children?

>Dad can't decide if you being born is better than a politician copping flack for being a bit of a perve

Good luck kid.

I hate this age we live in. No moment is intimate anymore, everything needs to be put up online, with a snarky quip or some shit. You should have put
>First time holding son, has to be a fucking selfie with a joke
It seems forced, it's like plastic love - it has all the characteristics of love, but it doesn't feel right.
Nobody can have or hold a moment for themselves

>harmless joke
Like the harmless joke Trump made over a decade ago?

yes?

Why is he nude? Did he give birth?

>his son

yeah right

should have named him Elliot

Isn't this the dude who paid a crackhead to stab him so he could run into a gay club to catch aids?

>"Jokes" about sexually assaulting women

>Been accused of raping his wife, a 13 year old girl and sexually assaulting women

>Is a candiate for president

HMMMMMMM

I need to stop coming to this board because it's systematically ruining my enjoyment of comedy. I used to really like Louie CK and Tim&Eric. Now i can't watch their stuff without thinking what huge douchebags they are

its 2016

time for the guys to do some work

>be Tim Heidecker
>wife goes into labor
>"sir your wife's vagina is only dialated two centimeters, we might be in for a long night."
"Sir I'm sorry but it doesn't seem very used to stretching."
>oh-boysenberry.jph
>take off my cloths, put on bathrobe and get comfy
>watch ironic 90s infomercials on youtube
>search Mitch hedberg gay conspiracy theories
>wonder who to ask about doing an AMA on reddit
>wonder when bitch wife will stop her moaning
>wonder what Eric is eating right now
>tweet a bomb threat to Mike Lazzo and the local elementary school signed by Sam Hyde
>"sir it's a baby boy!"
>ThisHasBeenALongNight.png
>instagram the little faggot
>#FuckTrump
>#MentallyHill

What a life.

It's not that they can't, they willingly choose not to.

You're not looking at a picture of a human.

It sounds to me like we improved your taste because cuck king has never been funny and finding tim and eric funny requires an iq below 70.

Tfw baby tries to latch onto dads moobs but can't

i am still amazed anyone finds this piece of shit funny

>I hate this age we live in

still better than a woman for president to be honest

Eric's pretty chill

Trump deserves all the shit he gets but imagine being his son, growing up, then finding out your dad made an announcement about your birth while making a jokes about a bloated piece of garbage who was famous once.

it's like, gee, sorry i got in the way of your """comedy""", dad.

Skin to skin contact is supposed to be good for forming an emotional bond or something.

>been accused of rape and sexual assault by two dozen women
>actually was president

>dismisses her husband's accusers
>is a candidate for president

mmm mmm mmm

>is a candidate for president

this is just another way of saying "IT'S 2016", every single president in the history of the US probably made remarks about women in a similar manner

if this were sexual assault, almost all men would be in prison. but i suppose that is what the third wave feminists desire

What a bad joke... And I don't even like Trump.

nah the baby is trying to get at them titties son

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