Dr. Jackson, I'm SG-1

Did Nolan ruin this power stance for generations to come?

women's room is that away

holding on to your belt isn't the same as doing a powerstance user

but the answer is yes.

If I removed your Jaffa symbol, would you die?

it would be most painful

Who did it better?

TELL ME ABOUT RA!
WHY IS HE A TRAP?

This real?
Can't remember the episode

noone cared who he was until he possessed the body of a boy, created egyptian civilization, spread it to other worlds and and proclaimed himself king of the gods

4u.

200
youtube.com/watch?v=UCNDdlCo4rA

GOOLD?

>white kid paints his face black because he wants to be like his black hero
>people will still call this racist

no sir say with me GO AH OOLD it's three distinct vowels sir

MY GATE PLAN LISTS ME MY MEN AND ONLY ONE OF YU

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that's
is
fucking
great

Dr Baltar, I'm CAG.

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>missing best girl

>and your powers combined ...

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the only 2 good things about that shitshow

that is the saddest pair of breasts i've ever seen

couldn't find 1 attractive woman huh

Reminder that Ba'al is best villain

>have to push 5 buttons to operate a door or an elevator
>gun warns the enemy with *beep* sounds before shooting

>goa'uld hi-tech

Goold tech is all about intimidation.
Primitives are easily frightened by the many buttons their gods press in order to activate their divine technology

yep. remember last year when isis blowed up an old temple of Baal? then a crane with destruction ball blowed away one of their biggest mosque ?

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>a crane with a destruction ba'al

that's some divine fucking poetry

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This is true/canon. O'Neill explains the same thing to the Jaffa resistance:
youtube.com/watch?v=NjlCVW_ouL8

ah the epic us underdog humans are so much more clever and pragmatic than the race who has dominated this galaxy for 10,000 years meme

Sup

>Dr Frasier will never remark on how you're so libidinous
I hated how every season Sam had way different hair

>MY GATE PLAN LISTS ME, MY MEN, DR JACKSON HERE, BUT ONLY ONE OF YU

>jaffed
D R O P P E D

>it's a SG-1 must accept the deaths of themselves, their family and every other human on earth in order to save themselves in a different timeline episode

>not kel'no'reamed

cmon kid

what makes SG-1, Farscape, Star Trek etc so comfy?

pick-up lines to Cassandra?
>you blow my mind, girl
>you're the bomb!

the campiness, the familiar characters and the fact that at the end of every episode everything is right back to how it used to be.

The time travel on this show was so wonky once you stopped to think about it. That disappearing gate in 1969 still bothers me to this day.

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The Jaffa didn't dominate shit, their masters did.

continuum was the absolute worst though
>ba'al changes the timeline in the past
>meanwhile, in the present
>the timeline we knew didn't simply not happen now, instead people and things gradually disappear step by step, giving our heroes time to literally run away from the changing timeline and escape into the wormhole that magically protects them

>It's a 'General Hammond is getting replaced by some asshole episode'

Samen demon

Oh man, that was one of the few times SG1 made me cringe. At least the rest of the movie was good though.

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You're at the gate when this guy grabs your major's ass
What do you do?

yeah i have to say as sad as it is that all plans for further films got canned, nevermind the embarrassing failure of SGU, I take some consolation from the fact that at least Continuum was a damn fine last SG-1 adventure. forget SGA, forget SGU, at the end of the day SG-1 was the only show that really mattered, and it went out on a high note.

Indeed.

Love that part, especially the exec going "never heard of it" referencing the small (but devoted) following Farscape had

>the fact that at the end of every episode everything is right back to how it used to be.
What I liked about SG-1 is that it wasn't a total reset each time.
The writers were continuity masters.

Like every time something unexplained happened on they're like "Was it the Ree'too?"
The Re'too showed up for, what, two episodes?

Eat his eggs. I hear he makes great ones.

Tell him to get rid of the vampires in New York.

The writers really were great. Not many shows can count clip show episodes in their top ten.

>only nudity in the first episode
my dick...

>Lexa Doig
Muh nigga thanks for reminding me.

It's funny how much the show changed from its intended trajectory.

>A serious show with nudity
Into
>Super comfy show for the whole family

wtf i want to rewatch sg1 and atlantis now

say whaaaat, what minute is this

Can't decide whether to watch SG1 or TNG
Never watched either series except for parts of episodes that were on tv over the years. Which should I start with?

You really don't want to rewatch Atlantis.

SG-1 1-6 tho...

gonna assume you mean the tiny asian ones but who cares you don't stick your dick into her breats

It's from the ORIGINAL dvd release of Children of the Gods, promptly replaced with the censored version (and arguably worse from other scene changes) in the ultimate cut.

That's the only way you could improve SG1+Atlantis

Imagine if was T&A also.

Carter being caught bathing naked in a river offworld on a days long mission. Jackson or Tealc smashing female villager of the week.

Was that the one with the "sex organs on the inside.." line as well?

Both are great, but for different reasons.
SG-1 is funny and comfy.
TNG is more dramatic
Watch both, I say.

>she'll never engulf you in her hot flames and forcibly convert you

why even live

pretty sure I have the censored version rip then, would have remembered this

I want to watch Atlantis again just to see Dr. Weir so fucking hot

I'm rewatching Atlantis through reruns now.

It's doesn't nearly deserve the hate that it gets.
It continues the tradition of having top tier team banter, great continuity, and good sets/props that SG1 has.

Jesus, did they photoshop Claudia Black's bustline?

Tayla's midriff though

Yes.

>It's doesn't nearly deserve the hate that it gets.
What hate? SGU is the only pile of shit that is unanimously despised.

Sure SGA gets weaker towards the end, but so did SG1. Popularity was waning and budgets got smaller in turn.

>but so did SG1
Yeah, when it becomes the Daniel Jackson and Friends show

I was really surprised when this happened in the first episode when i started to get into SG-1 after being told to watch it after loving SGA. Wish it sticked to that rating desu.

I'd take Weir over Tayla any day of the week

Mai Oricifu!

Sorry I really like Atlantis too.

Actually yes.

>all those call backs to Rodney destroying a solar system

>Atlantis
>top tier team banter

True that. McKay/Beckett banter was top tier, on par with anything in SG-1. I nearly dropped the show when Beckett died.

That really pissed me off.
I mean the replacement was cute but she was no where as good
Mah wee turtles

FAVORITE EPISODE?

I like time loop even though its most peoples favorite

>curious as to how claudia black looks like now
>tfw googling

Not good?

Meridian, the one where Daniel died, but you know, like permanently... but not really.

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As well as could be expected.

She always had strong nasolabial lines and age only makes it worse

Hopefully her voice is still velvet

still the same voice
youtube.com/watch?v=1IXrTAjcyJM

meant for

I still can't place her accent aside from "vaguely British" but man, she's something special

she's from sydney

that fucking hair, atrocious

as if your hair will be any better at 43

she could at least not dye it crackwhore blonde

[jewishness intensifies]

Meanwhile amanda tapping still looks ok

youtube.com/watch?v=1Dgfw-8w1NM

>51

who the fuck thought it was a good idea for her to fake an english accent badly in that ok-ish show though

This
>TFW no ba'al/Adria team up spinoff

Why live?

The goauld and Jaffa were not used to asymmetrical warfare that's why a strike team such as sg1 were so successful

I don't understand the hate of Atlantis top tier fucking bantz with shepperd and Meridith
Also Todd, zlenka, even the doc , most people were funny except tayla

>mfw hearing about all the absolute madman moments on set by Joe and Jason.

Atlantis was fun

I'm glad that Momoa is getting bigger fame.
It looks like he's having fun on Justice League

How did they get away with the underage nudity in season 1? Does it somehow not count since it was in a medical context?

>unanimously despised
Fifth Race is god tier

>all those call backs to carter blowing up a sun

Wish there was more of bastet and morrigan

is that Claudia Black?

>Consume eggs in season 1
>eat only spaghetti in season 2
>drink liquor only in season 3

What will they eat in the fourth and final season of The Strain?

indeed

no it's Daniel's waifu from the first season

gig edgeley's cleavage was airbrushed, fapping's was not

Do guys remember the goa'uld Sokar? Remember how they hyped him up to be OP as fuck and "TEH SATAN EL DIABLO"

Then he gets BTFO a few episodes later.

> it's a "Sam goes feral and tries to rape all the guys" episode

Why was there only one of them

I'm sorry, that's just how I feel about it...what do you think?

The show originally aired on Showtime. Also, Michael Shanks was fucking her at the time. Hard as it is to believe, he was banging hot chicks left and right.

I feel sorry for you. I'm taking my wife through the entire Stargate franchise right now. Great times. Great episodes I'd forgotten.

> It's a Christopher Judge writes an episode about Teal'c fucking Jolene Blalock senseless episode

Remember when you do it it's creepy fanfiction.

No, I get that, it's the underage nudity later in the season that has me puzzled. In Singularity, the episode that first introduces Cassandra, when her heart stops they take her shirt off to use a defibrillator. They cover it for the most part, but there's a few seconds where it's visible. It seems like that should be illegal.

youtube.com/watch?v=808KWl4Lhyg

>YWN watch Star Wars with Teal'c

SGU would have been great if they removed Eli and Chloe. And that character played by Ming Na.

I thought they were cute. It was Matt that fukced it all up by fucking her.

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Underage nudity isn't illegal though. Not all nudity is porn.

>It's doesn't nearly deserve the hate that it gets.
I tune out the Michael episodes but the rest is tops.

Guys please come see my movie next year.

Kthxbye