When did Liberal """"""comedy"""""" become irredeemably shit?

Fuck you! He is the fucking goat.

When Obama won.

Liberal comedy only works when liberal politics is losing.

...

jeff dunham

larry the cabul guy

jeff foxworthy

chris tidus i imagine

I hate the stupid Drumpf name. It's not funny. It's not a play on words, it's not a pun, it doesn't even make sense. Calling Hillary Shillary is funny. It's a pun, and it has context. Is that really the best they could come up with? I think "Donald Grump" or "Donald Dump" would at least garner a chuckle the first time you hear it. But Drumpf just means nothing. "Haha! We made your name sound a little weird! Checkmate!"

I'm embarrassed for you.

Alex Jones

I wouldn't call it irredeemably shit, though it's not very good. Same applies to all political comedy since it's inherently based around pushing forward an agenda.

Drumpf was his ancestral name.

Don't criticize something as having no meaning behind it, when you've done literally zero research to come to that conclusion.

He popularized the "it's just comedy!" excuse while taking quotes out of context and making sarcastic quips about them that makes so much political comedy shit today. Good political stuff has to strike at the core of the issue, not just mock people for bad figures speech.

About every 4 years

Trolling or retarded?

>He popularized the "it's just comedy!" excuse

No he didn't. He used that phrase once, and it wasn't in the context of making up an excuse, it was in the context of professional newscasters judging themselves by his standards, instead of wanting to be better.

>
Not him but what's the reasoning exactly for his ancestral family name to become an "insult"?
Is it because it sounds funny?

...you're kidding, right? It was his entire schtick.

I think you're looking at it.

There's no way a conservative would take a liberal's words out of context and use it for character assassination. You must be lying.

Cred Forums threads

isn't it a bit bigoted to call someone's ancestral name that they dont even use?

Instead of asking us, why don't you watch the fucking clip for yourself?

Milo Fagodapolos can be pretty funny sometimes

picture related

Conservative comedians usually aren't as flagrant about their politics as liberal comedians are as they tend to be older and realize people just want to be entertained and none of it really matters anyway. So they end up just talking about family and work and that kind of thing.

No, it was what lazy, intellectually-dishonest people accused him of when they couldn't counter the points he was making.

he's a shifty jew and unworthy of respect

~2008

t. stormfront donator

>Takes a quote out of context
>Makes a sarcastic quip

Case in point.

>My Spider-Man is a Nigger still won't get a trip so we can all filter his nigger ass

1. I don't see any clip in this thread
2. I don't know what 'clip' you're referring to
3. I'm assuming it's a recent show while I know the name has been used as an ""insult"" for a while
4. I'm on a shitty mobile connexion because I don't have internet yet and I can't watch a video
5. You appear as if you know about the subject

What quote did I take out of context?

ALL LIMEY SLIMEY PAKI LOVERS MUST HANG

He's not even jewish, that's the funniest part

Seriously, look it up

When Obama got elected. Comedy can't be pro-establishment.

Indeed. Poe's at it's finest.

You can filter names themselves, you whiny faggot. Unless you're actually using Cred Forums without the Cred Forums+ app.

youtube.com/watch?v=DnpO_RTSNmQ

Sorry man, but asking someone to explain to you why something is funny is obnoxious. You might as well ask me why I think cheese tastes good.

>isn't it a bit bigoted to call someone's ancestral name that they dont even use?

Yes. But if you're sanctimonious enough, you can justify any hypocrisy.

"I'm bigoted ironically"
or
"He's so wrong that I can't help but be right in everything I do opposing him."

Quit letting politics be your main focus, dude.

Politics = Bullshit. But sometimes good for film structure depending on the script, director, and cast

Enjoy life the best that you can with garbage entertainment via movies and television shows.

There's a board around these parts where people like to beat themselves and others with political views and ideologies.

If it tickles your fancy, you should check it out.

Jon Stewart was born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz on November 28, 1962,[10][11] in New York City, to Marian (née Laskin), a teacher and later educational consultant,[10] and Donald Leibowitz (died June 8, 2013), a professor of physics at The College of New Jersey and Thomas Edison State College.[12][13] Stewart's family is Jewish, and emigrated to the U.S. from Poland, Ukraine and Belarus (thus also making him a Litvak Jew); one of his grandfathers was born in Manzhouli (now part of Inner Mongolia).[14] Stewart is the second of four sons, with older brother Lawrence[15] and younger brothers Dan and Matthew.[13]

>MST3K
>Sam Hyde/Adult swim
>Airplane!
>Naked Gun

this

alex is fucking hilarious

When you became """"""""red-pilled """"""""

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>When did Liberal """"""comedy"""""" become irredeemably shit?
when you grew up

Three out of those four have no particular political bias. Sam Hyde on the other hand is one of the smuggest most insufferable cunts to infest YouTube, and his comedy is just unsubtle bitching about leftists and "hipsters."

>mobile user scum

The second that they got into power.

I just don't understand how and why all these libtard celebs think this is going to change the minds of Trump supporters. If anything the collective arrogance is having the opposite effect.

>apps only exist on phones

Go to bed, grandpa. It's past four.

I remember years ago Bill O'Reilly had Colbert on his show and tried to discredit him for not pronouncing it without the 't', as in it's french origins. It was ridiculous seeing Bill trying to fluster someone with such a meaningless detail about their name, as if he'd caught him trying to hide some skeleton from the past.

It's just fun seeing this come full circle.

Trump needs to convince non-cultists to vote for him in order to win, that's why he's softened his message and tried to reach out to niggers and millennials.

It's basically a near beat for beat copy of what happened in Britain with Brexit

The liberal remain side simply kept repeating the same excuses for the EU while outright insulting leave voters

Leave voters revolve hardens and anyone with lingering doubts about remaining flipped to leave despite 90% of the media and political establishment shilling for remain

Remain loses and instead of acknowledging there's a problem they just insult the winning side more furthering a divide

At this point even if Trump wins or loses there's going to be a bigger divide than ever before among the middle and lower class about how the US should move forward

Dennis Miller

When you started getting upset people were laughing at your incorrect backwards thinking.

>John Oliver confirmed having been a Hillary shill since before 2014
>always picks the liberal and progressive side of every single argument hes "reported" on
>same thing with every liberal comedian because they're willing to pick apart the competition but aren't willing to look at their own shortcomings because that would challenge the simple black and white "use versus them" narrative the media have been shilling for fucking decades

Airplane! is consistently rated one of the best comedies of all time and it was made by conservatives. Deal with it butthurt faggot.

0/8 b8 m8

Nice one lad
i especially like the
>incorrect
part

Steven Crowder

youtube.com/watch?v=rcUJgbWrM64

OH YESSSS

How come it is okay for liberals to call Trump "Drumpf" but if I call Caitlin Jenner "Bruce" then I'm vindicated beyond belief like I'm worse than Hitler?

It's not conservative comedy though.

>i didn't get baited, i just replied in the most butthurt manner b-because

you're not

Great reading comprehension you've got there, dipshit.

this is the best conservative comedy shit ever.

When you forgot how to laugh

Because Trump is a white male, ergo he's free game in this day and age

>mfw

how's colbert doing? the report was amazing. last episode was some bullshit though.

>vindicated
words have meaning you know.

I know you aren't seriously asking, but I'll answer anyway.

The reason you're criticized for calling Caitlyn, "Bruce", is because you're actively making a point to reject and deny her status as a transgender woman.

Calling Trump, "Drumpf", is attacking nothing but his ego.

Maybe because liberals don't incorrectly use words they don't understand such as "vindicated" to appear smarter than they are

>no true scotsman
you have no argument

>everything has an agenda boogeyman
If you cant find comedic value in Donald "right in the pussy" Drumpf, despite him looking and acting like the perfect cartoon of a conservative...

sam hyde

I already presented my argument. You responded with an irrelevancy. Stop embarrassing yourself.

>while taking quotes out of context
Oh, you mean taking direct unedited quotes from retards over at Fox and building thencomedy around the absurdity of the actual statements?

Its like you never watched the show. Stewart was sometimes even more accurate that the fucking actual news

>no true scotsman

Do you think misusing a commonly parroted fallacy proves your point? The movie isn't political at all. It's a paint-by-the-numbers satire film indistinguishable from others in its genre. It being penned by a conservative doesn't make IT conservative.

Conservatives
>Liberals are offended by everything! What complete pussies, the world isn't your hugbox! Not everything is an attack or conspiracy!

Also conservatives
>WHAT THE FUCK HOW DARE YOU FUCKING MAKE FUN OF THIS YOU AREN'T EVEN FUNNY THIS IS BULLSHIT OBVIOUSLY A CORPORATE SHILL

>Airplane and Naked Gun are conservative comedy
Please stop. Summer ended a while ago.

>Stewart was sometimes even more accurate that the fucking actual news

And this is why we're fucked as a country.

where are those quotes taken from?

Please save us Sam Hyde

>These conservatives made a great comedy even though they shouldn't be able to because they're conservative and don't know how to make a great comedy.

This is why The South is a mistake. Should have been carpet bombed.

And now you've resorted to debating imaginary arguments. Good job buddy.

What the fuck are you babbling about? The guy asked if there was such a thing as conservative comedy. He didn't ask for a comedy written by a conservative.

You've proven yourself to be retarded, just stop.

It's been honing meta-satire since Nixon.

this website

Fox News.

No true scotsman does not apply itself to fully defined cateogories, definitions or groupings.

Vegans are characterized by not eating meat, by your autist logic, to say "no real vegan eats meat" is a no true scotsman. Which is false, because "vegan" is defined with parameters that need to be MET to be considered that definition.

In short, you are retarded

Same thing. The guys are conservative and funny. Deal with it.

can you provide a source i'd love to give them a look

>use versus them

When Jon Stewart left.

>Give me a source on a Cred Forums post
lurk more

>name of a fallacy as an argument fallacy
lad.... wew

The movie itself isnt conservative you illiterate faggot

It's no true scotsman because he was provided a conservative comedy and said it wasn't a REAL conservative comedy because of his feels.

where the fuck have you been the last few years

>doesn't know about the archive
>tells others to lurk more
hmm

Then again, you cant read...because that isnt what the user said at all.

Expecting anyone to go looking through the archive so you can learn things that are common knowledge

You still don't have an argument.
>t. muh feels

what makes it a conservative comedy?

>123456
nice singles

The guys might be conservative and funny, but that doesn't make the movie conservative. Conservative comedy implies conservative values and messages being propagandized in the comedy.

I think I'm done with you, you can write another irrelevant response telling me to deal with it, while subsequently not countering a single point I've made. I don't care about having the last word, I only care about winning the argument. And I did.

How long until the election is over and these shitty threads about politics can disappear?

What the fuck is conservative comedy tho? You retards got no sense of humor unless its a drowning nigger.

yeah episode 204, season 5 of the bill oreilly show 23 minutes and 49 seconds in.

>what makes it a conservative comedy?
It was written by conservatives.

>common knowledge
ah yes I see

I fucking hate how every talk show is shoving the same political shit down my throat. I can't even fucking watch anything mainstream anymore. Everything feels like propaganda now, a forced narrative.

What I hate even more is retards that try to say things aren't politicized now more than ever and bury their heads in the sand, they don't see people with money clearly extending their reach into literally everything and ruining fucking everything in the process like a poison that seeps into the groundwater everyone drinks.

Is this a conservative comedy?

This guy bragging about Larry the Cable Guy?

Reminder that if you use any of the following buzzwords in an argument you have lost any chance of convincing the other person
>cuck
>meme
>Shill
>libtard
>fee fees

>how long until the election is over
Hang yourself

What the fuck are you talking about?

1. You literally didnt read what the user said
2. Its not feels to explain that just because a director(s) are conservative, doesnt make the film automatically a conservative film

Jesus fuck, what is wrong with you?

>At this point even if Trump wins or loses there's going to be a bigger divide than ever before among the middle and lower class about how the US should move forward

I'm almost leaning Trump because of this. We can suck it up for four years now and hopefully the dems will find a new Bernie or we can take four years of barely better Hilary and pray the republican candidate isn't "Trump except everything that's said about him was actually true".

No....thats not how it works. Films just dont by osmosis become your political affiliation...why are you this retarded?

Fuck off, Hitler.

>and these shitty threads about politics can disappear
They're never going away.
Either there will be a ton of
>haha libtards BTFO
threads, or
>goddamn LIEberals rigged the election, western civ is doomed!!
threads.

Whoever wins, we lose.

itt: butthurt libtards

These threads always bring out the redditors who think they know about politics. it's funny. Trump's presidency cant come soon enough.

This is what modern liberals don't seem to understand about comedy: they see it mainly as a tool of propaganda and humiliating the opposing team. Conservative comedy is just funny comedy. It doesn't have to have some sort of message or pass through your simplistic black and white world of liberal/conservative dichotomy.

Hey now you forgot
>Calling people in Europe muslim
>Black people are criminals
>Indians have no plumbing
>Americans are all black
>"Libcuck hue hue hue"
>"More like SHILLary amirite?"
>Women are dumb
>Everything is the other guys fault

Maybe people would listen to pol if they came up with a new joke more than once a year

Don't forget.
>CTR
>Drumpf
>Trumpkin(s)
>Hillary for Prison
>MAGA
>Female President
>emails
>Benghazi
>bankruptcy
>racist
>"Alt-Right"
>Literally Hitler

Lol this

No matter what, pol will just be in a denial.

>He thinks anyone can be convinced of anything through arguing on Cred Forums

Being exposed to valid counter arguments and researched sources only further convinces people that they are right

When it changed from funny to preachy.

>Trump's hair
>Trump's hands
>Drumpf
>Le random Republican saying something not 100% PC in some random state

Who gives a fuck Jesus Christ

What is wity this assumption that liberals are butthurt? Weve won the last two elections and soon will again. Do you need to feel like your opposition is positively ravaged by butthurt so you feel better?

Im not a "butthurt liberal", that implies my political spectrum has been losing. Top kek, son

Here's my response

Beginning of Obama's second term, and the few months prior to the 2012 election

nice impartial list senpai seriously

...

This literally has nothing to do with the other anons argument...

>and soon will again
are you really this out of it?

Because your girlfriends just finished fucking you in the ass.

will the alt-right ever recover?

ya, don't talk about her incriminating emails that prove shes a liar, globalist and a fraudulent whore or else youve lost the argument.

Go beg Bernie for your refund you useless sack of shit

>Indians don't have plumbing
It's not that they don't have it, it's that half a billion of those fuckers outright refuse to use it. I'll stop making fun of them for it when they stop shitting in the street while simultaneously having a space program.
bbc.com/news/health-33980904

Quit being lazy and post an argument or fuck off.

>you stayed here long enough to witness Cred Forums go from liberal to conservative and now back to liberal

I'm only impartial outside of Cred Forums
but you're welcome.

>Implying anyone who spends their free time on Cred Forums knows anything about sensible politics
lol

>Shitting on the moon.

...

Lol oh wow, a getty image...you sure showed me. Hope you dont kill yourself in november when donald "right in the pussy" trump loses and we win a third election in a row.

Yeah, I'm so butthurt bruh. Winning with popular ideologies that most of the country has already supported for nearly a decade now to the point of voting a Dem in twice really makes me butthurt

>inb4 you realize that your alt right autism is a vocal minority that isnt enough to put your meme candidate with no political experience, who nobody in Congress will even work with, in the white house

I know I said I was done with you, but one more response can't hurt. You baited me, congratulations.

What you're describing as comedy, I agree with. Airplane is just a comedy. It has no political leanings. It is just funny. It may have been penned by conservatives, but they did not make a conservative comedy, because their goal was to be funny, not to indoctrinate.

Regardless of whatever retarded way you're personally trying to define conservative comedy to get out of admitting that you were wrong, it's obvious what the person actually asking the question meant. () was not asking for a list of all comedies made by conservatives, he was specifically asking for comedies that have a conservative lean to them. That's what HE wants, and your response did not fulfill the question.

Now I'm done.

Fuck you.

I did? You just ignored it...

Making fun of Trump's hair and hands is "preachy"? Do you even know what that word means?

Presidents have done far worse and got off with way less.

depressing af isn't it

people LITERALLY cannot be trusted to make decisions

the human brain is full of fuck

Jim Norton.

How will Cred Forums react when Trump loses

Political comedy that isn't nuanced is never funny. DURR CUQQ NIGGER NIGGER HIPPY ABORTION and RACIST RACIST OLD WHITE CLOSETED HOMOSEXUAL is what 80% of this 'comedy' amounts to.

"haha we were only pretending to be retarded, lol I didn't even vote"

Blame jews and liberals and say its all a big rigged conspiracy

^screencap this

>liberals literally mocking a foreign sounding name

Fuck me, they'd have a fit if Republicans called Obama "Obongo" or Hussein but apparently it's ok when they do it.

Cred Forums is always counter culture. Anthropologists can write a book on social climates by just lurking here for a decade or two.

Full war, probably. They're all worked up to fuck right now and that energy isn't going to just disappear.

> keyboard warriors

Republicans spent 8 years calling him a Kenyan, Muslim foreigner that wasnt even American

Where have you fucking been?

oh no, not that counter culture meme again despite every board liking mainstream things

It's funny if you take in the hubris in its entirety.

Yup expect raids from these hicks about how the ZOG fixed the vote and how Hillary stole the election.

Fucking idiots.

ah hahahahha

And liberals just laughed it off right?

Plus that doesn't solve the hypocrisy of liberals saying that's offensive but then doing it themselves.

>Wants to make a personal safe space.
>Likely doesn't realize it and will hate that completely accurate comparrison.
Kek

"It could've been glorious"

Every board is elitist one way or the other. Why is "reddit" a favorite retort here if it wasn't the case? Why is everyone posting racist cartoon frog memes all over the place?

>surely this will be the end of trumps campaign
how many times has it been?

>popular ideology
Is that why Trumps winning?

> I'm so butthurt
at least you got one thing right.

the weird thing is there's tons of good comedies that you could call conservative (tropic thunder springs to mind)

why latch onto airplane!?

i really hope some sad cunt is collecting screencaps for a huge montage when it happens.

the ones from 2012 were fucking hilarious

That's unironically what I've been doing for the past year, though.

>it's a butthurt Cred Forums thread

Making fun of a german name because it sounds like a Dr Seuss character is not in the same ballpark and dedicating entire blocks of television time over fucking years about your president being an illegal immigrant, or a muslim conspirator, or someone who faked his birth certificate, or a religious radical.

And you know it. They are not the same. Youd have to be autistic to make that comparison

start a fucking blog, reddit

Trump isnt winning. In terms of national polls, he fairs miserably with key demographics he needs to win. You want to go through all sorts of fucking hoops to make yourselves believe that Trump has a populat vote..which he doesnt. You want every and all excuse to believe that hes gonna win. You are more delusional than the die hard bernie bros who were convinced hed win the Dem primary

ya, but that's not even the start of it. the emails/lying under oath are but a fraction of it.

Ando also, no. I just explained to you how I'm not butthurt. Its almost like you want to believe something no matter what you are being told.

Huh, really makes me think

You realize Cred Forums has hated Reddit even before it got more popular right? we've always hated rival forum sites such as SomethingAwful, Gaia. That has nothing to do with counter culture.

It is the end of trumps campaign, it's literally 1 month till the general and he hasn't shown any signs of gaining any leg up. Shillary is an average of +5 on him in just about all the battleground states. Just give it up user, he aint gonna win. If it was cruz we'd have had a fucking shoe in but you morons wanted /yourguy/

>In terms of national polls, he fairs miserably with key demographics he needs to win
Wrong again. The Clinton campaign is really afraid that he's going to win. Stop watching CNN etc.

>liberals are literally this retarded

Back to ebaumsworld faggot

You do realize that the chief reason he won the nomination was because there were too many candidates and none of them were getting the same loud and obnoxious medis attention, right? It wasnt that the party backed him, it wasnt that most of the country wanted him....it was the attention he made himself. He fueled the campaign on it. And trust me, it runs out right before election time...when the appeal wears off and people go to actually vote.

Hes not gonna win. Just accept that. The campaign started to lose steam right out of the gate, staying afloat with controversy. You cant win an election that way. Not with that alone.

>w wrong again!
>stop watching

nice dude.

>y-you're retarded!

Nice counter-argument.

I also like how you don't mention the difference between referring to Drumpf by an actual ancestral name, and claiming Obama is a Muslim or native-born African when he isn't.

Just saw this thread, not even American but I can't understand why people could vote for Hillary, not saying Trump is good but from what I've seen the lesser of two evils.

She confirmed wanting to invade Iran when she becomes president, she admires Merkel and wants open borders.
Why would you support this exactly?

>>liberals are literally this retarded
Not an argument.

sorry for not believing everything a butthurt liberal whines about on tv

>Shillary is an average of +5
she sent out an email to her supporters saying she was worried since trump has a significant advantage in such states. You people are really stupid.

newfags hate reddit because they came from reddit.

gb2 Cred Forums

I really should, thanks.

But Gaia was a boogeyman for the longest time because boards like Cred Forums didn't like to be associated with the "Otaku Culture" that was rampant there and starting to become mainstream. Hence, "go back to gaia"

By the way holy shit, Gaia hasn't aged well.

Its literally not wrong you pol faggot, he doesnt have enough to win. Hes behind Hillary in key states and polls miserably with demographics he needs to win s popular vote advantage

Everything else you said was just butthurt autism

Because a lot of people wouldn't want the status quo change as they think Obama didn't do enough and a revert of that is unthinkable.

Ya, I'm pointing out that he's wrong and spouting the same crap spewed by msm. Sorry you're upset and needed to reply over it

>implying you stupid faggots are worth arguing with
And you'd dare use our own memes against us?

liberals are retarded

>Hes not gonna win. Just accept that
Record has been corrected.

You're a delusional fool if you don't think he at least has a chance

Best argument I've heard is she's the more predictable candidate. We'll basically just get four more years of Obama, for better or for worse. Trump not being a reflection of his party means we don't really know what he'll actually get up to.

ok bud. guess the polls don't lie when you want them not to, but they do lie when you want them to. Just don't kill you're self when november comes around, we need you for cruz or rand in 2020.

>sorry for not believing everything a butthurt liberal whines about on tv
Ive literally explained to you twice you dumb faggot how im not butthurt. You just really want me to be.

Im not butthurt being on a winning political spectrum that has quite seriously kicked your ass for a decade. Youve had one GOP president in over a decade, and he will be laughed at for a century now because of how much of an autist he was

Keep crying tho neocuck, your tears fuel me

Well she got the full blessing of the DoJ, what else can anyone do?

Jill Stein has a chance too neocuck....doesnt mean she has a probable chance.

Your whole argument is now a fee fees one now.

>taking memes and the use of memes seriously

>that pic

W-whoever has more people at their rallies is a better candidate!!!!1

Because reddit is universally agreed to be a shitty website

>trump shill thread
>210 posts
>74 posters
like pottery

Do you think you are making an argument? You come off as superbly retarded, mate. You arent saying anything. Just getting triggered out about your liberal boogeyman

>implying you stupid faggots are worth arguing with

In other words you can't come up with an argument, but are trying to save face. It's cool my man, I'll let you off the hook. Just don't expect this sort of mercy once Queen Clinton is elected. We're killing every able-bodied white man in sight.

>bud
this is the sign of a nervous man trying to play it off. Everyone said Brexit would never happen either.

>Ive literally explained to you twice you dumb faggot how im not butthurt.
>im not butthurt.
>writes a paragraph response
lol k

ok

I dont know how else to tell you im not butthurt besides telling you im not...

If you wont like the answers, dont ask the questions neocuck.

>Everyone said Brexit would never happen either.
Gotta be delusional if you think this brexit autism is gonna last another year...if a year at the most...

>Do you think you are making an argument
no, it's not worth my time

wow, thanks for letting me off the hook bro, i was really scared you were gonna internet debate me anonymously

that's not at all what it's saying you retard

Be sure to include me in the screencap when President Clinton takes office.

I hate Trump but I just don't get the Drumpf thing at all. So his great grandfather changed the family name when immigrating. OK? So? Is it to remind Trump supporters that America is a nation of immigrants?

this

>wow, thanks for letting me off the hook bro, i was really scared you were gonna internet debate me anonymously

Well obviously, that's why you bitched out of having to defend your backwards beliefs. But like I said, we cool.

For now.

its alright dude, everyone gets upset. the thing that worries me is that you cant admit it, even though its so obvious

what do you mean? brexit was the right decision, and it is only becoming more clear.

>mfw Cred Forums calls someone delusional
can't make this shit up

you guys are /x/ at this point

Idk man. Its probably just a joke. I dont care. Nobody actually cares.

I'm not trying to play off anything, just stating the obvious. Trump's campaign has 30 days to get ahead and I just don't see it happening. He'd have to hit fleshed out policy hard in the debates, and not get buttflustered at personal attacks, really prove he'll be a different president than he is an entertainment figure, and get more conservative figures to sign off on him. It'll be a uuge uphill battle.

Brexit has nothing to do with the US general elections.

>brexit was the right decision meme
Only burgerland and the conservative brits think this...rest of Europe has to deal with the autism.

ya, it couldn't possibly be that arguing with ignorant liberals online is an exercise in futility
>we cool
female and/or redditor faggot gtfo

after the debate tmr it will never happen

Comedy has always been shit.

>George Carlin, the apparent GOAT
>"here's the thing about those feminist bitches, all you need to do to get under their skin is go to their place of work and scream at them."
>thunderous laughter and applause
>"this stunning observation has changed everything" - newspapers across the globe

>no matter what im told, in my little pol hugbox of delusion, all liberals have tocbr butthurt and I damn sure as hell will bot be told otherwise

Im looking forward to the suicide rates in November

hey I remember /x/ being right about atleast 2 of there consperesy theories

Which were?

Have you been paying attention to this election? 30 days is forever. Has it even been 30 days since Clinton caught pneumonia?

/x/ is a lot more fun.

>American
>liberal
You make me laugh my balls off

Americans don't even know what is to be left wing

theguardian.com/business/2016/oct/04/britain-fastest-growing-g7-economy-imf-international-monetary-fund-brexit-vote

read it and weep faggot. even the fucking imf admits it.

im merely pointing out a parallelism. The msm and liberals would have you think one way when the reality is not so.

Yeah, we get it man. You've already used the "i-it's just not worth it maaaan" excuse three times now. You couldn't think of a response and you chickened out. It's fine, man.

Don't worry about it.

>all liberals are ignorant
Maybe if your party could manage a fucking victory or two without shitting themselves like autistic turds, you wouldnt need to virtue signal as a defense mechanism and not blamr boogeymen for your problems...

>Im looking forward to the suicide rates in November

me too, although most trendy liberals said theyd just move to canada

Don't try explaining this to people, I've been trying to tell people here that Republicans and Demcrats are basically the same thing as long as I've been vaguely politically aware and all I've gotten is shit for it.

yeah i like that /x/ exists, even though it's mostly just gay larpers who can't write for shit.

it's good that it's there

triggered?

ok, thanks

I dont think you read the article or know what the conversation even is that we are having. Are you by chance, illiterate?

>mfw these people would sooner put Hillary in charge

I can't wait to see how fucked the poor Americans are going to get when either one of those political dinosaurs wins.

I've heard Americans unironically saying Obama is left wing. Shit never fails to make me laugh

which is why people should vote trump, since hes neither

How is this webm an argument against how your party has lost so many recent elections and been the subject of constant media scrutiny and public mockery?

The liberals will make the poor rich.

>implying the American president has any power
You can vote anyone and it'll be the same

He's moderate left.

When Obama got elected

When the president is liberal they have no ammo

Nothing will change with Hillary but Congress will work with her.

Nothing will change with Trump on the homefront, but some countries may be less inclined to deal with us via foreign affairs and Congress wont work with him

So pick the less obstructive one

at least he knows his audience

What's Evo Morales by your standards?

>Liberals will make the niggers rich

FTFY, gotta have gibsmedats.

Left means something different depending on the political spectrum of the country being discussed. Its not a one size fits all term...

>Are you by chance, illiterate?
ya, even though i'm reading and writing to your dumb ass, i'm actually illiterate.

I read the article, and it says the predictions were completely wrong after all and that they were too pessimistic. They then make exactly the same prediction again.

Parks and Recreation, the election season with Leslie running for mayor.
BOBBY NEWPORT'S NEVER HAD A REAL JOB

IN HIS LIFE

>Obama
>liberal
A liberal president wouldn't invade a foreign nation for no purpose in the other side of the world
A liberal president would ban guns
A liberal president would make a real universal healthcare system
A liberal president would make universities free
A liberal president wouldn't allow tax havens within the country

>hillary wants to fuck around with russia, which about the dumbest fucking thing you can do short of trying a land war with china

Yeah, I pray the American public doesn't put the crook who can't even understand how email works into office just because it's got an axe wound in it's pants.

Ive said this many times, I'm not here to argue with you political retards

wrong

Thats not entirely what the article even said....

Why am I even wasting time.

Literally all of his policies(except fucking with China and "Donald Trump's: The Wall") are standard conservative strong points. He's just using the "I'm not a career politician!!" light because conservatives are upset with congress not pushing back against obama, which is hillarious since that's pretty much all they've been doing since they got in after he got ACA forced in. This election and the past 4 years have basically been disenfranchised conservatives spouting shit that isn't even happening.

absolutely fucking retarded. You're 15-19 and just discovered politics, or actually an idiot.

>muh tinfoil ary gonna start a war with Russiaaaaa!!!!!!
>landwar in china!!

This isnt an argument and its retarded to believe

You need to be better informed, you're incorrect

I've been a political militant for years mate, don't project nor use ad hominems to attack my arguments

>Literally all of his policies(except fucking with China and "Donald Trump's: The Wall") are standard conservative strong points.
Which policies would you like me to cite to show how wrong you are?

It's because Americans have been indoctrinated to think anyone left of Reagan and Carter are communists.
If you could smash Republicans and Democrats even closer into a ball you'd have Trump, based on the policies he's laid out on his website.
El wrongo, compadre. If anything he's center-right, just like every single candidate in this election that didn't run third party (besides maybe Sanders, but he's only moderately left of center).

Okay.

He owns Smith & Wesson stocks. He arms terrorists and then blames Russia and Syria. He's the best firearm salesman of them all.

D A B !!!

Wait how is that user wrong? Those are literally liberal beliefs and liberal policy approaches...

not a single person outside america would label obama as a liberal politician

All of them that you think are not typical conservaitve policies. Why wouldn't you have just posted them in your retort anyway?

ok, so youre stupid.

>alt-righters will unironically defend this

Liberal comedy was funny when liberals were the underdogs. Liberals are now the establishment, so liberal humor is now safe and not as funny.

Look, global population rising is an issue, but I don't think the problem is rich people having kids.

Okay who is Lester?

It really stimulates my cognitive ability.

Lester was the debate moderator

>Hillary's poor health is a republican conspiracy
>she just had heatstroke
>jk she has pneumonia

how can anyone believe anything the msm say anymore? theyre terrible and are never held accountable for the garbage they spin.

Oliver works so thoroughly, it qualifies more as journalism than as comedy

I'd say it started its downhill decline towards the end of the Bush era. With Obama they grew not only complacent, but more deeply entrenched within the existing political establishment (while simultaneously acting as if they were operating wholly outside of it). Ironically, a Trump presidency might actually force them to revitalize their stale acts, even if outwardly they're doing everything in their power to prevent it.

Because Im asking you if you care to know why you are not correct. I wont waste my time if you arent even going to listen

>except his stances on major issues
You're a retard. A special kind of retard. A retard who thinks that everything that if he can find common ground in two things then that makes them the same.

>polls miserably
Remember when Brexit was going to fail miserably according to polls?

her public appearances are true metalkino

she headbanged too hard while secretary of state desu

All you have to go with about her health is this one video. She literally could have anything and you neets want to create elaborate answers.

She probably did have pneumonia. Idk. Im not a retard who cant grasp occams razor tho

It really, really doesn't.

Thats not an argument. Thats a conflation. Its still too early to see the long reaching effects brexit has. Its retarded as a concept inherently. And there are still people warning of what this does to Britain in the long run

B. Hussein Obama IS a Muslim though.

In theory they would adjust the Trump polls to account for that.

In theory.

Cred Forums is generally funnier than any liberal comedy.

There's nothing less funny than moralizing set to a laugh track.

I beleive I did ask you to post them. Please post them.
Major issues are the issues that matter. He does not have a single potential policy that does not fall in line with what the other conservatives were touting other than the 2 I posted. Please feel free to prove me wrong, as this user here has been claiming he would do for 2 post cycles now.

Conservatism now is manly a bunch of idiots, being baited to vote against their interest by conspiracy theories, pseudo values and appealing to nether instincts like fear. For someone in that bubble, everything must seem 'liberal', even when most is just regular decency.

iFrom a conservative's standpoint, everything is liberal

No hes not neocuck

When they got in bed with the politicians.

All the best stand up comedians are Liberal.
Conservashits can never measure up because their humor is usually either juvenile or mean spirited or both.

>All you have to go with about her health is this one video
ya, it's all i have saved on my computer. There is much more out there though.

head banging is known to cause brain damage, so that explains some things

exactly, it's just a distortion of reality by the establishment to make people lose hope. We will know on election day. I'm also worried they will try to rig it, which has sorta been done in the past i think

>after all this time, Cred Forums is still mad at a comedian for making fun of somebody
This is getting sad. I mean if I were that insecure I'd probably end myself

Why not?

When Liberals realized they could make hollow, cheap propaganda, and Liberal "critics" would suck its dick because it agrees with their politics.

>Conservatism now is manly
ya, it really is. It's literally only skinny wimpy nu-males and women voting for Hillary now.

I argued that polls are inherently unreliable based on the Brexit results, or even the last UK general election or the Austrian presidential election.

Whining like a middle class suburban Remainer who couldn't get his avocados at waitrose is not an argument against this.

Lets start with how hes pro universal healthcare and wants to abolish private prisons...those are not conservative policy points. There, I named 2. There are more. Hes a mix of moderate right, extreme right and moderate left. Its an absurd mixture at times, but its there.

Any comedy that pushes a political agenda is complete and utter shit, it just happens that most comedians who do this are liberal

Tidus is incredibly liberal, he just is a very blue collar guy so people assume he's a conservative

>There is much more out there though.
Other than pol conspiracies and ms paint memes, no. There isnt really.

>polls are inherently unreliable
This is statistically and historically untrue and you are basing it on a comparison of two different political systems...

>I'd probably end myself
what a shame that would be....

good thing were not all pussy assed faggots like you.

Yes he is. When a Muslim man has a child, be it with a Christian, Jew or Polytheist, the child will always be a Muslim. He also went to school in Indonesia and has numerous times said things only a Muslim would (like praising the beauty of the Adhan). He even aids his Sunni brothers in the Middle East directly with weapons to murder Shi'a heretics.

American President is a Muslim, butthurt Christfags will just have to deal with it.

yes there is, you're only revealing your ignorance/refusal to believe anything that doesn't agree with your foolish ideas.

no it's not. Also, times have changed. The establishment has never been more afraid.

Different political systems has absolutely zero relevance towards whether current polling methods provide accurate results.

And yet, you get your panties in a twist when a comedian makes fun of someone.

Despite you sounding like an autist:

1. I'm not a Christfag
2. You got like half of his own personam history wrong, pol
3. He has said numerous times that he is not Muslim, thats all you have to go off of....literally it. If the fucker says hes not, then you cant just pretend for your own sake that hes lying or its some conspiracy

Idk what you want as proof mate. He said he wasnt...he has a Christian church he attends. If anything, hes agnostic. But this meme is getting old, faggot.

Exactly....so you made a stupid point. Well done in figuring that out.

This, people were simultaneously calling him a Muslim while they were putting him on blast for his association with Reverend Wright. The cognitive dissonance is astounding.

>yes there is, you're only revealing your ignorance/refusal to believe anything that doesn't agree with your foolish ideas.
>its "foolish" not to buy into autistic conspiracies without evidence
Then show me.
>no it's not. Also, times have changed. The establishment has never been more afraid.
>just saying "nah uh!" is a rebuttal
Keep telling yourself that, Alex

Literally can't wait for France, Czech, Denmark or Austria to bail while typical europhiles such as this continue to sit with their thumbs up their ass pretending everyone is uneducated for voting to leave and everything is a-ok.

>conservative brits
52%, crybaby

1. No one gives a shit what you are.

2. Everything I said is accurate. He went to school in Indonesia for 13 years, his dad is a Muslim, all children born to Muslim fathers are Muslim, and he has praised the Adhan before. He arms Sunni Jihadis and works against the Shi'a bloc. This is all verifiable fact, libcuck.

3. Obama is a lying politician, why would he ever admit to being a Muslim lmao. He is however on record spewing lies constantly.

>Idk what you want as proof mate.

We already have all the proof we need. Obama is a Muslim brother. Gaddafi even said so in a speech, I think he'd know more about his fellow African, Muslim brother than a cuck Westerner like you.

So satisfy my curios and explain why polling methods should be taken seriously, besides that they suggest your favourite pony will win?

You can be a Muslim and associate with Reverends. It's not against Islam.

who said that? oh ya, you did, and you're a dumbass, so who cares.

>associate
The association came from the fact that he regularly attended mass at his church you politically attention span-deficient mongoloid, just stop posting.

It's not an autistic conspiracy.

There is actual evidence out there.

dailywire.com/news/8445/hillary-clinton-actually-unhealthy-here-are-7-aaron-bandler

thegatewaypundit.com/2016/08/hillarys-dark-side-strange-man-observed-hillary-leads-questions-health/

And then she suddenly fainted out of the blue and the media tried to hide it, which you completely ignored as well. Face it, you're stupid.

Yeah, to hide the fact that he's a Muslim or an atheist. He's not a Christian, that's for sure.

Only retards would think he's actually a devout Christfag after literally being born a Muslim.

You're a gold medal mental gymnast, you know that? I'm genuinely shocked that you managed to master breathing and feeding yourself on your own.

>things that will never happen
>unity is bad meme