It's a Truman pisses in the sink episode

he has a wife

>it's a Truman tries to suck his own cock episode

>its a truman spends 2 weeks indoors browsing Cred Forums and spraying cum into his carpet episode

Heads up, neets--because there is no water trap in the sink, people will smell your piss.

>it's a 'Truman spends the whole day being quiet as a mouse in case the couple upstairs start making love' episode

>It's a Truman masturbating to bestiality and cumming inside a sock which is all crusted up after been cummed in at least 20 times

>it's a 'this movie creeps the shit out of me and I can never watch it because I think this might be happening to me right now' episode

If it really happened to you, don't you think you wouldn't be allowed to use the worldwide internet right now?

>It's a 'Truman accidently changes the TV to a late-night softcore gay porn channel and finds out that he likes it' episode

Yea, that's what you'd want me to think, eh.

>its a Truman isn't sure if he should open a beer, because he knows it might lead into him going out to a bar and waking up with a massive hangover episode
I really dislike these ones

This, I remember my mom coming into my room going, did you piss in the sink ? Always pretend you wash your hands after pissing

>it's a 'Truman actually knows he's being broadcasted internationally, but doesn't stop masturbating anyway' episode

>It's a Truman figures out it's a TV show and goes on a mass shooting spree in the local mall only to get let off with no consequences episode

>it's a 'Truman goes on an angry rant about the Jews while his mother cries holding a picture of his dead father' episode

>It's a Truman gets redpilled by Cred Forums and spouts his anti Semetic rhetoric to his friends episode.

>Its a "Truman developes a dead serious type of ironic humor after browsing Cred Forums too much and it confuses those around him" episode

>its a truman cant find the remote so he watches a documentary on stamp collecting on pbs episode

>it's a Truman 'wakes up early and goes back to bed' episode.

>its a truman measures his penis with a protractor and begins to weep episode.

I just squirt some soap in there and wash my hands

>it's a truman jerks off in a weird way and lays on his bed sweaty and slowly becoming more and more ashamed of himself episode

>it's a producer calls Truman's bluff believing that the rounds are in fact blanks and not the ones Truman secretly hand loaded in his basement episode

>It's a Truman goes up the stairs on all four episodes

who doesn't, satan?

>its a fucking retard that doesn't know how to post so he milks the same thread over and over for youvotes on a board he just joined after leaving his anti art board but not being able to make it on Cred Forums so he had to come to Cred Forums episode

>it's a truman scratches his butt and sniffs his hand episode

>its a truman vigorously searches the house for his fleshlight episode.

>It's a Truman realizes the 8th of october is the day he met the love of his life episode
>In the same episode, he also realizes she's 500 miles away and he left her 9 months ago

He cried too much about it if you ask me.

>it's a truman falls in love with the first woman to make eye contact with him episode

2real

>it's a truman jerks off wearing his wife's pantyhose episode

>Remember that Truman lives all by himself
>he has a wife
and yet, he's still alone

>its a truman discovers his life is a surrealist motion picture in which his encounters with others are just a figment of his imagination episode.

>it's a truman watches Westworld and becomes paranoid that he's a robot living in a simulation episode

>it's a Truman shows some interest in a girl on the bus but doesn't do anything and the very next day she approaches him episode

there are some very odd coincidences in this world

But there is a water trap in my sink?

>Truman miraculously gets a wifi signal connecting him to the Internet
>Truman discovers Cred Forums
>Truman finds a thread called /tru/ - Truman General

>Its an OP makes another Truman thread on Cred Forums using proxies to fake there being dozens of posters in it purely for self gratification due to his own intense insecurities, leading him to ask "why, god why cant i pull this fucking trigger and just end it. My existence is suffering, day in, day out, every single time i awake i feel the desire to end it all. I have no friends, i left them behind years ago, my family hates me because i cant get a job and wont socialize, just fucking kill me, god. JUST FUCKING KILL ME!" episode.

wew lad

FUCKING REPEATS I WANT NEW EPISODES NOW

>it's a Truman is traveling for work and puts an ad on craigslist to have a guy come over and fuck his ass and he buys a burner phone and trades pictures and texts with a fat guy who was willing to do it but finally chickens out at the last minute and instead fucks himself with a suction cup dildo and cums and is sort of relieved but sort of disappointed with himself episode
That one was tense. He still posts pics of his ass to craigslist sometimes, just to see what the responses are. I'm watching an episode where he does that right now

these threads usually have twice as many posts as they have posters, which wouldnt happen if he was using proxies

Negro please.

>His name is Truman
>He's actually a Falseman
HOLY SHIT

im not a proxy, i legit love truman posting.

That shit doesn't even make a lick of fucking sense you kike

based

How do you post using a proxy when this site won't let you post cuz it knows you're using a proxy?

Dont use a shitty proxy, faggot.

Most free proxies are banned. Paid for proxies are not.

>it's a Truman sees it's a beatufil day and thinks he should leave the house or do something productive but instead he spends the rest of the day inside shitposting episode.

>it's a Truman goes to a Liquor store, interacts with a girl giving out drink samples and leaves as quickly as possible without buying the product she was selling episode

this hit so close to home
>uni life
i thought shit would be different than highschool

that tummy tho

said the gruff hardened Cred Forums hacker

ill stay home for a whole month whyr you such a baby

>Its a parents find his anime collection of sexy girls and he gets lectured about how woman are not to be treated as objects in perverted sexual fantasies
>When in reality Truman is a submissive who wants to be locked in a chastity cage and pleasure the woman first before he gets his rocks off IF he's allowed to do so
Very interesting episode. I'm surprised they aired it.