APOLOGIZE

Why were heels invented?

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Isla Fisher is way cuter, 2bh

footpussy so elegant

Sorry Mister Skeleton

i'm not really a gal fan but her toes are actually sexy af

whats this from

god I want her to make me lube up her strapon with my throat before completely destroying my bp

as someone with no sexual relationship with feet, what makes one pair better than another? Her big toe looks a little yellow actually, that is not hot.

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DAMN, Gal Gadot looks like THAT??!!

The newest John Hamm and Zach Galifianakis joint.

it's not "yellow", it's beige toenail polish.

your disgusting

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I'm sorry that they put a decrepit monkey skeleton in your movie.

Is there a porn about this? Where a tall, seductive goddess seduces a petite, shy qt?

same 2bh

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That scene in the trailer where she's wearing that tight dress and her tits are like 50% hanging out and bouncing like crazy got me hard.

Toes looks crooked and busted there. I know its mostly the shoes but thats not hot. Gals footgame needs work.

isla fisher is hotter tho

Not that that's a huge accomplishment.

Fisher is really hot though.

I want to see her bullied
BULLIED!

amy adams

Because that boy looks so good in them.

I wish Gal had big cow tits on that frame.

God damn.

>ywn never watch the both of them lez out

she's obviously on some sort of box to make her seem taller. why not show the whole body right?

>Sexualization of woman in media is whats causing woman to be seen as sex objects and causes to woman suffrage
Hollywood really should.

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>ywn be that control panel
;_;

I saw deadpool the other day and was wondering why the girl who played Angel Dust in that couldn't have been Wonder Woman.

Looks like the beginning of a porno. All she is missing is a strap-on.

Because she's fat.

>tfw you're a dumb model with 0 acting range and no experience getting roles when there are hundreds of thousands of better looking women with greater skill because for some reason Hollywood wants another jewess in their movies.

imagine gal pulling a thick feminine penis from her panties and masturbating while advancing on the tiny isla until she's cornered and then ripping off isla's panties and fucking her tight little redhead pussy while pinning her on the floor
mmmm

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me on the left

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Has there been an actress that has slept her way to movies more than Amy Adams? I mean its not even a secret anymore, there are videos where people joke about how many directors she has slept with.

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DELETE THIS

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If you're that control panel you'd ended up spaghettiing and turned up the heat instead.

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tfw no Lois mommy gf to make the super autism go away

Tall women are scum.

>5'8
>tall

t. isla fisher

Fuck that is hot, what movie?

I know, what a fat cow! And we can understand her english too! Awful.

Keeping up with the Joneses, not out yet.

She's a big girl

Exactly how tall is she without heels?

187cm here.

shes 5'10 tho

>meanwhile on TSpussyhunters

Is Gal Gadot a filthy Jewess that's been nepotismed all up in our faces?

>nepotismed

but i thought it was a conspiracy? you're telling me it's just regular old nepotism?

Can't you wait until Halloween to post these spooky skele webms?

Still not tall

Underated post

5'10 is tall for a girl

>stockings not attached to the garter belt

No ass, no tits.

>haha ass and titties am i rite?
>im not gay guys, i swear!
>no really, i'm definitely not a faggot

>its taller than me

>178cm
>160cm
Geez, make her walk around a Lego town too.

kek, manlet

I'm getting tired of these threads

Cred Forums is literally repost general flimaflam

yeah but this one was never funny

Why does Amy looks so flustered? Is she getting turned on for real?

>americans actually have the actors in what are essentially children's comic book films on late night tv shows to discuss them

Jesus christ...

Or a brazilian

I'll take that over the literal worship of idols in Asia. At least we can pretend to have some level of dignity.

>APOLOGIZE
They should apologize to that boy for making him dress up in lingerie.

haha, good one reddit!

My fucking dick. How do we bring highcut swimsuits/underwear back? Holy fuck where did it all go wrong?

this way 'sexy women' walk

that slow walk

it's so shit

such a turn off

just walk like real people you subhumans

>shes TWO (2) inches taller than me WITHOUT heels

>5'9"

I am 8 inches taller than holy shit manlet.

That movie fucking sucked.

SPOOKY

Unless you've had a gf that is 4+ inches taller than you, then you don't know what having a real erection is like.

Fun fact

Her family (dad and uncle) own all of the big casinos in downtown Reno.

Scarlett was a hoe since a teen.

Gal Gadot

Hateful, rat-faced kike.

Elaborate.

Search for yourself. Ding ding!

what did they mean by this?

being tall is pretty great

I can't fap to her because she reminds of the beautiful women I see every day.

I need a woman with flaws to masturbate to, or at least the recordings of all the women I've slept with.

That is why you are here on a saturday night.

>it's the "my timezone is the only timezone" guy

did they... ?

this. asia's worship of their celebrities is nothing short of national embarassment

I don't think most people said Gadot wasn't attractive. The problem was, and still is, she isn't as muscular and/or voluptuous as Wonder Woman should be.

she isn't attractive

Fucking fantastic.

If you prefer left over right etc etc

I'd prefer left to be over right while she forces right to gag on her 12 inch strap on

idk about seduction but there's a lot of femdom stuff of 6'+ girls dominating sub 4'11" girls.

source of that scene?

>ywn be one of those 4'11 girls
;_;

>tfw no ginger milf to bully
Let me die and bury me on a lonely hill.

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jesus fuck I want her to just fucking wreck my shit

same

>posts a million year old picture

kill yourself retard

She was a freak. The quiet ones always were.

gross

This

and a fucking BIG HEAD

and that nose

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I would tongue both of those asses tbH

I want the big one to hold me in a full nelson while the skinny one kicks me in the balls and calls me pathetic

Ill do that for you, faggot

t-thanks

Don't be dissing on Jaime Koeppe, motherfucker.

Hello new fetish

he likes men legs

whats a full nelson

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in my mouth

I like tall girls.

I'm 6'2" so it's perfect.

That's not Amy Adams you idiot, that's Isla Fisher, who, not to be rude, has aged pretty badly since "Now You See Me".

Is this a tallfu thread?

its the position I want to be held in while I'm kicked in the balls and called pathetic

just fucking emasculate me already

tallfus:
sharapova
debicki
kloss

what has been emasculated can never be not masculine.

Excellent taste.

y-you too

But your life is auto-lose if you dont live in the US

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yess YESSSSS

patrician

y-you too

>a full head over
Jesus Christ

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holy fuck she is so hot

what a cuck

being a footfan is something you have to experience in real life to understand

>shes SIX (6) inches taller than me WITHOUT heels

this is true, I never really "got it" until I had my own close encounter

This makes my benis go straightened

heheh benin ;DD

Is that a dude?

That sounds even better. What do i search for?

>nearly as tall as me without shoes
w-wew lads

wtf I hate bbc now

i wish to be the manlet

Long time gadot hater here

g-d damn was I wrong. I'd pound the shit out of that

>I'd pound the shit out of that
thats not how this works goyim

>you will never be pinned down and pounded by gal in a public dressing room and left with a gaping sticky hole

;_; jdimsatbhwysenpai

ITS NOT FAIR

I believe you, I'm sure you are not a stupid falseflagfag who keeps trannyposting in every single one of these retarded threads

this

porn for this feel?

What's this head shape called?

That's not Amy you stupid faggot. Now kys.

I'm certain this is the only movie that has given me rape urges.

Isla Fisher >>>

Even now i can hear his soul dying from his smile.

That he'll never get to fuck Masha? Everyone goes through that.

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What the hell are you talking about? Sauce or kill yourself.

w-w-w-who is she?

That manlet could heem all of us

>being this stupid

Shame we'll never get to see the scene right after this where Isla is forced on her knees and deepthroats Gal's entire foot to the heel

CUTE!

youtube.com/watch?v=BGYQWaQRGhM

What did she mean by this?

Her voice is so cute.

>there are videos where people joke about how many directors she has slept with
Source? I can't find anything.

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They're both Jewish, Isla converted when she married Borat.

Never knew she had such a tight little bod. Amazing

that smiles that screams "I'm dead inside"

highcut shit is for chicks with no ass

yeah but let us be super honest, her face is above average at best. same with karlie, same with gadot

kike

>yeah but let us be super honest, her face is above average at best. same with karlie
oh no you didn't

L-L-LEWD!

>no tits
>no ass
>face like a t*rk

nope

Just admit you have bad taste

Artificial cranial deformation

ITS A BLACK MALE THING

WTF I HATE PALESTINIANS NOW

This to be QUITE honest with you familia

>I like women with barely any lips, especially no upper lip at all

gay men made these women be where they are today. so don't fucking tell me "so many guys find them hot" when guys are not at all their audience.

the propaganda is working

Why not use her real penis?

its spent after shooting its load down my throat and its currently recharging

looks like famke jansen but more ugly.

Discusting

Wait... if she is so skinny, why does it look like she has big thighs in the BvS pics?

>"You're a man?"
What did she mean by this?

God damn she's so unappealing.

WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T THEY MAKE HER EYES BLUE?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

An user posted an image of her months ago with photoshopped blue eyes and she suddenly looked so much better.

The dark brown eyes do not work well for a "Goddess"

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tel hai brotha

Photoshop dumbass

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She looks like the actor who played Chris Kyle's wife, just taller.

>Gal gadot resembling Sienna Miller in any way

>dat peach fuzz
I don't know if halfchinn has shriveled up my receptors, but now it seems it small details like that that makes a women hot.
She seems more....tangible.

What's a zionist?
She's from the planet Zion in the comic?

Is that ziggy?

wow antisemitic much? its like she got shoae'd again

FUCKING FURRY

The phrase "kino" gets bandied around a lot here but this is really one of the greatest scenes ever filmed

Rebels that drop colonies on Earth.

good god, my droop snooped

why do really tall girls wear huge ass heels? are they not self aware at all? if a girl is 5'10" and she wears 4 inch heels that makes her 6'2", taller then most guys. They look like freaks man, not to mention they look like they might topple over at any minute. I'm even into tall chicks, but i wish they would be aware that there is a limit to what looks attractive, and what just looks odd. Pretty sure heels were made so shorter chicks wouldn't look completely dwarfed by their bf or husband, they aren't for you amazon lady.

It would be like if shaq walked around in stilts or those shoes RDJ wears, the fuck you doing bruh.

funny stuff. you're a funny guy.

My ninja

Women like guys who are taller than them, even in heels. She's thinning out the herd.

I know that, but it's no reason to make yourself look like a silly giraffe.

Which part of BvS was this

DELETE THIS

What is even the context here? She looks like a fucking freak.

youtube.com/watch?v=nPfYXXg65qA

Looks fucking terrible.

Also, holy shit, they just showed me ALL THE FUCKING PLOT. Why do trailers do this?

>that noise gal makes at 00:49

CRY OF THE WILD JEWESS

Someone post that webm with the asian guy ogling her skin & bones in the bikini when she's surrounded by qts

I feel weird...

>gals raspy middle eastern voice

muh dick

HAHA "IMAGINE" AMIRITE?! XD

kys

>there are people on this board RIGHT now that believe gal is a 10/10

(YOU)
just for you

>she only did that one lesbo scene as Lexi Balle

I would have appreciated a Baby Cakes XXX parody.

Irish gingers are known to be fagboys.

Does she ever get dicked when she's in fatmode? I'd love to see that.

>This is a 10/10 on Cred Forums

holy shit, if they did this....I would feel much better about gal being WW.

>implying he didn't BLACK her later that night

I honestly feel sick looking at her. She looks like something out of Japanese horror movie.

>>there are people on this board RIGHT now that believe fat lexi is a 10/10

>great personality
>can manipulate her body to be skinny or fat depending on her audiences desires
>knows how to have sex

Pretty much Lexi is 11/10 because she allows herself to have variety in her work.

All gal can do is be skinny as fuck and has the jews behind her to give her roles she isnt fit for.

Just saying