What's the message behind this movie?

>14:47 - Cutting in line
>17:27 - Assault (two toy store attendants)
>17:46 - Destruction of property
>17:59 - Assault (postal worker)
>19:17 - Jay-walking
>24:15 - Destruction of property/careless driving
>33:22 - Purchasing of illegal merchandise
>36:18 - Impersonating an officer of the law
>43:08 - Assault (postal worker)
>44:38 - Breaking and entry, destruction of property, taking hostage, theft, terrorism
>47:52 - Fleeing the scene of a crime
>51:13 - Burglary
>52:37 - Arson
>54:23 - Animal cruelty
>59:06 - assault on a police officer/evading the law
>102:18 - willingly impersonating Turboman with nefarious intent
>109:42 - Home invasion/destruction of property
>113:02 - Theft of Special Edition Turboman doll through deception

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The message is that Turbo Man kicks ass!

It's a carefully crafted commentary on capitalism and the commercialization of a religious holiday and its downfalls disguised as a silly children comedy movie. It's just typical "Arnold is a genius pretending to be a retard all along" stuff

>17:59 - Assault (postal worker)
>43:08 - Assault (postal worker)

What the fuck is his problem with that postal worker?

>102:18 - willingly impersonating Turboman with nefarious intent

kek

>implying all postal workers haven't got it coming to them

it's actually a very insightful analysis on what Cred Forums would become so many years later when you have a bunch of children shitposting nonstop about capeshit heroes
That kid is today's Cred Forums

desu this is my favorite Christmas movie
I really don't understand why it's so panned

>Jingle All the Way led me as a kid to grow up and post on Cred Forums to post about Suicide Squad and discuss capeshit.

How did Schwarzenegger pull this off?
That poor innocent little me watching that movie in theaters would never know what life had in store for him.
So naive and enjoying such a silly movie while now I'm an alcoholic who posts about capeshit on fucking Cred Forums.

The message is TUHBOMAN!

Well it's Sinbad...

it's satire you dumb cunt.

>PUT THAT GOD DAMN COOKIE DOWN, NIGGER

what did he mean by this?

It's Sinbad's character IIRC, who is Arnie's rival in the movie. can't remember it's been so long.

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It's to buy the goddamn toy months in advance.

Did the sell real Turbo Man figures?

I remember making a paper one after seeing the movie.

>you dumb cunt.
Woo son, no need to get abusive. I'm guessing you must have watched JATW one too many times, poor kid.

Man it's been so long I forgot Sinbad was in the movie.
I can't remember it for shit besides the fight with midget Santas and some deer and Arnold flying around in that suit.

tfw you'll never have a comfy American christmas.
tfw you'll never have a turboman doll.
tfw your father will never be Arnold Schwarzenegger.
tfw your father will never be Arnold Schwarzenegger dressed as Turboman flying through the city and being awesome.

tfw you'll never turn into Anakin.

>shitting on clooney batman
kys

Hercules in New York is missing. Into the trash it goes.

Assault != battery, which is what you were meaning to say.

To give Jake Lloyd a kick start in his acting career so that he could fall from grace early on in life, channel his inner hatred, and become a dark lord of the Sith. Just wait till he busts out of the asylum with his force powers, screencap this.

The consequence is that every man comes to know himself solely in terms of his power for defence and attack.

This. He's the only Batman that hasn't killed anyone in his movie, effectively making him the best movie Batman

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This film, at it's most basic level, is a study into the survival of the fittest. Ergo, the weak will never, can never possess the Turbomin doll.

literally Autism the OP

why does Junior even exist