What would this scene look like if Predator were made today?

What would this scene look like if Predator were made today?

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They would be playing Ed Sheridan.

>Y'all are just a bunch idiotic nimrods! Not like me, I'm a really cool person.

The men would be half the size and the main character would be uncomfortable with the sexist remarks.

Blaine would be a gay black man that talks about his favorite IPA's.

this stuff will make you into a goddamn sensual tyrannosaurus...just like me

what was he eating?

It would be tinted blue or orange, not red.

Think it was chewing tobacco.

he was chewing tobacco, which is why he was spitting so much.

Hes chewing tobacco you faggot.

How would it look if it were directed by this guy?

but that's bad for you

We'll find out when one of the guys in that scene directs his predator movie later this year

>THIS IS KATANA

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ass

Those manly demigods in 80s action movies only got stronger by things that would kill us mere mortals.

Case in point, being electrocuted only made Bennett stronger.

With light pastel blue.

That red is so triggering

>Bunch of problematic shitlords around here

It'd be in the desert because muh Iraq War and there'd be some Muslim in the squad talking about Djinn, and thus ruining the movie.

Sexual Tyrannosaurus food

Maybe it's just late, but that actually made me chuckle.

>Orange/Teal

FTFY

AL GORE'S A FUCKING FAGGOT

They'd be a bunch of herbivorous asexual slack-jawed faggots, mocking people who chew tobacco.
They'd probably be listening to binaural beats so they grow taint vagoos too.

They would also try diplomacy first, and only shoot back after the enemies had shot first.

If they did a video on Predator, would they give the movie a sin for homophobia?