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>favorite part about the first movie
>things you want to see in this movie
Anyone want to do some theorycrafting?
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>favorite part about the first movie
>things you want to see in this movie
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I wonder what he's doing in Italy and who the twink is. Looks too James Bond for me
Honestly it'll probably be better than the last 10 Bond movies, only because of how shit they've all been
>inb4 Casino Royale apologists
mfw he was following that guy on the dance floor
is the female henchman that girl all the lesbians love?
No, just ruby rose.
So who did they kill now, that makes him go on another rampage? His pet hamster?
I wonder what Wicks goal is this time around. He got his revenge, he got a new dog, why is he coming back? Enjoy retirement dude get a new girl or something
The club scene is great but everything about this scene is just so good, and I'm not even a Marilyn Manson Fan
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so all the college lesbians then
So is this going to end up like Taken 2?
>same writer
>one of the two directors of the first
>presumably still Rated R
Doubtful
>mfw al swearengen
Yeah he was in the first one too.
Nope. Taken 2 had a shit director who previously work was the fucking Transporter 3 movie, alongside with his "Wife" Editor
Here the Director is the same, Cinematographer the same, the Writer is the same, and Keanu better than ever
> Wick adopts another dog
> Chinese mafia pretends to be Mexican cartel and kills Wick's dog
> Wick goes after the cartel until he finds out it was the Chinese
> Goes to China and kills all the Chinese bosses in their dog meat factory hideout
> in the end a dog that is implied to be a reincarnation of his beagle takes a bullet for him, and barely survives
> Wick takes the beagle home and marries his black love interest
> happily ever after until the next movie
Taken was shit to begin with
>john wick is working in a pet store
>he's blissfully scooping dog shit one day when he's fired
>he stews on this for a bit and smashes up his apartment
>next day he checks in for anger management therapy
While the hamster was STILL INSIDE HIS ASS!!!FACT!!!
Love the cinematography, hate the generic title, characters and action. The Raid is the best action film of the last 10 years if not the last 20!!!FACT!!!
>PETA hires John Wick to kill all non vegans
>twist ending: After all non vegans are killed, PETA tells John Wick to euthanize all the pets who no longer have owners
>John Wick rebels and instead fights PETA with aid from his thousands of dog followers
like this but with john wick shooting people in the middle of it
exactly
John Wick browses RedChan like usual, and sees shoveldog.gif. His girlfriend backtraces the IP address to Russia. "Fucking Russians," John says, "I hate 'em more than those dog-eating chinks."
Then John travels to Russia, and tracks down the poster, who happens to be a high ranking member of Bratva. After a 38 minute gunfight, which is all shot in one take, he beats the bad guy to death with a shovel, and uploads it to RedChan, where it goes viral. With his newfound fame, Wick decides to become a "superhero" for all dogs, and the movie ends with the certainty of a sequel.
>at the end
MOTHERFUCING MORPHEUSSS!!!