Arnold Schwarzenegger shoots a pill-addict

Arnold Schwarzenegger shoots a pilot
>He did not fly good

Prob the best I've seen so far.

>Arnold Schwarzenegger shoots Harry Potter
"Minus points for gryffindor"

>Arnold Schwarzenegger shoots a man with Alzheimers
>"Remember me?"

lol'd/10

Arnold Schwarzenegger shoots a dog
>"Down boy"

Arnold Schwarzenegger shoots batman
>tonight is a dark night

This is why we love him.

Arnold Schwarzenegger shoots the Chairman in Iron Chef
>"The secret ingredient is bullets"

Arnold Schwarzenegger shoots a Muslim working at a kebab stand
>Allahu SnAkbar

Arnold Schwarzenegger shoots Hitler
>"Kamph over"

Arnold Schwarzenegger shoots himself
>"I guess I won't be back."

Arnold Schwarzenegger shoots George Lucas
>I shot last

Arnold Schwarzenegger shoots the Queen
>God save the Queen

>Dinner is served
>You forgot to say grace
>Here's your tip
>You're toast
>Here's your just deserts
>Here comes the airplane *bang*
>Piece of cake
>Anyone for seconds?

Arnold Schwarzenegger shoots Clint Eastwood
>"Go ahead...please make that movie"

>Arnold not voting for Trump anymore

Is h-he still our g-guy?

That feel when Ahnuld actually said the phrase "You're fired" when he killed the bad guy in one of his movies.

Arnold Schwarzenegger shoots Morpheus
>Take this pill instead

Arnold shoots Trump
>You're fired

Arnold shoots Clinton
>Delete this

Arnold Schwarzenegger shoots a newborn
>Spawnkill.

>I guess he took the dead pill

Arnold Schwarzenegger shoots Alanis Morissette
>"Take a jagged pill"

Arnold Schwarzenegger jacks off in his pants in front of his family

>Oh, sorry, I'll try not to jingle all the way.

Arnold Schwarzenegger shoots a pill
>"bye pill"

Arnold Schwarzenegger shoots Regan MacNeil
>Now you suck cocks in hell

I don't get it.

>he comes back in the sequel

Arnold Schwarzenegger shoots a Cred Forums janitor
>"This one's for free"

>not the lead pill

It's a RuneScape joke. When you start playing, Lumbridge is the first town you visit. When you die, you're teleported there (I think).

OH CASSIUS...

YOU KILLED MY BROTHER

Arnold Schwarzenegger shoots Walt Disney in Disneyland
>To all who come to this happy place: die.

That's it. I forget that nowadays most of Cred Forums's userbase is too young to have played RS during the glory years.

Arnold Schwarzenneger shoots Willy Wonka
>Grab a Snickers.

Thanks. I played it a long time ago. I tried the new one, but couldn't get into it. I don't know if it's because it's too "shiny" or because I grew up.

It's because it's too shiny. Jagex started a legacy version of the game that lets you play it how it was in 2007 and it now surpasses 'new' runescape in player count and cultural impact because it's such a damn good game all these years later. That was the secret to its success in the first place

>"He didn't die so good
1"

Arnold shoots a heroin addict
>shoot this up

Arnold shoots a baseball player
>youre out

Arnold shoots Dr. Mannhatten
>Times up

Arnold shoots up all the watchmen
>Not on my watch

Arnold Schwarzenegger shoots a Greek philosopher
>Carpe DIEm

You are quite the fuck up.

Arnold takes a shit
>"I shit"

Arnold Schwarzenegger shoots a normie
>Just bury yourself

>Arnold drops a bad guy off cliff
>"Where's Sally?"
>"I let him go."

twitter.com/Schwarzenegger/status/784803865723965440

Arnold kills a CIA agent
>You're a big guy
>...Foa you

Arnold throws a bunch of kids out of a helicopter and having them land on a school
>Where are my kids you bastard
>"I dropped them off at school"

>Arnold Schwarzenegger shoots his maid
best shot he took

gold

Arnold kills a man with with an axe
>"Shoot first, axe later"

Arnold chops a man's head off
>"CHOP CHOP!"

Arnold shoots James Bond
>"Might want to call Triple-0 7"

Arnold kills a man with a crossbow
>"Now you get the point."

Arnold kills a man with a golf club
>"I'll give you a hole in one!"

Arnold blows up a plane
>"Your flight's been cancelled"

Arnold kills a man with a frying pan
>"Can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen."

Arnold burns a man to death
>"That smoking will kill you!"

Arnold rolls over a man with a car
>"You look very tyred!"

Arnold kills the President
>"One-termers are always the worst"

Arnold drowns a man
>"I can't hear you, your voice is being drowned out"

Arnold kills a man with a train
>"This trains not late, but you will be!"

Arnold kills a race car driver
>"You short-circuited"

Arnold kills a man with a SUV
>"these cars, very bad for the environment"

Arnold snaps a man in half
>"You need to take a break"

Arnold kills a man with a shovel
>"I dug some dirt up on you"

Arnold kills a man with an ice block
>"that's one way to break the ice"

Arnold blows a hole through a man
>"I heard there's a new opening for you"

Arnold kills a man with a necktie
>"Don't get too tied up"

Arnold kills a man with a tree branch
>"Don't beat about the bush!"

Arnold kills a prostitute with a meathook
>"Is this what you had in mind when you started hooking"

Arnold throws a feminist out a window
>"Instead of a glass ceiling, have a glass window"

Arnold kills a dog
>"Bad doggy"

Arnold kills a cat
>"8 lives to go"

heh

Arnold confirmed enemy of humanity IRL.

Arnold Schwarzenegger runs over a cyclist
>"He was wheelie tired"

Arnold Schwarzenegger shoots clown
>"No more clowning around."

Underrated kek

>Arnold Schwarzenegger shoots clown
Arnold Schwarzenegger shoots clone

>"No more cloning around"

Arnold kills a fat demon

>you've been exercised

>not abbreviating to lummy

Arnold Schwarzenegger kills a man by throwing him out of a train
>Looks like your plan went off the rails

Arnold Schwarzenegger kills a marathon running leprechaun
>Your luck just ran out