Can Macaulay Culkin make a come back and how did he manage to avoid the sexual abuse many 80s chlid stars went through

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Are you saying you would rather see Macaulay die

Yes

That is harsh

i really dont get how he managed to fuck mila kunis for all the years in her prime

he must have hooked her onto heroin or something

Both child stars

plus shes a hipster

youtube.com/watch?v=UceGF3M56bE

Seconded and thirded.

nope harsh would be him being skinned alive by rabid honeybadgers and then dipped in lemon juice before being left to die in the desert for days, then perhaps dying or just suffering some more.

Which i'd quite like to happen now that i mention it.

He managed to land prime Mila Kunis, who the fuck are you?

Nice trips

but why so mean? What did Macaulay do wrong?

A guy who legit wasn't cornholed by the protoplastic diana ross that MJ became.

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This. This is what he's doing wrong.

What ? Wearing nice clothes, well groomed,enjoying music on his headphone and walking down the street?

>living life out of the spotlight and still getting hounded by paparazzi

What exactly is he doing wrong again?

A Velvet Underground "tribute" band with pizza themed lyrics. With Kazoo solos.

Flaying is too good for him.

guy's just a wad is what he is

plus this

Dear God, man, look at that sour, unhealthy face. He has clearly already been sexually abused for life, hence his disappearance when he started to hit puberty. Now he's a washed up drug addict with haunting memories and a squandered fortune.

Well I just thin he's darling and you guys are haters :^)

His just does indie movie once in a while and guest spots on tv show rarely.

I think his happy and fine with his life user.

Fuck off you fat bitch

>kazoo solo

Thought this was a joke at first.

youtube.com/watch?v=JaxJ6nhNLPE

I repeat

Him, Max Landis and Seth Green are pretty good friends. go figure

>that fucking movie
screw you that movie is good.
>too bad Casey ain't in charge no more
also, Lost in New York was good. Saved was the dumbest thing i can't believe i watched or remember.

I thought he was pretty good in Scott pilgrim

I think he's awesome still too.I've been watching a lot of his interviews on youtube.

>squandered fortune
dude, he's still totally stable funds-wise. What on earth makes you think he's squandered any of he? He lives gutter-punk style; pretty cheap.

:)

Those Home Alone checks just keep rolling in

To be fair, there's a lot of talent on that stage. In between the guy with the whacking block, johnny two cords, and tambourine lilly his kazoo skills really shine.

>Saved
I thought that movie was okay user and he was pretty good in it.

The problem is the theme has age like milk in this PC world.

probably cause he wasnt in the business long enough to get sexually abused..

his brothers on the other hand probably suffered through it since they were following in his footsteps and stayed in it longer...

Then again I have no fuckin idea what im talking about, and im basically talking out of my ass right now..

could be right though..

That is actually hilarious and in line with the Kevin McCallister trouble maker personality I think he really did/does have

And who among are we to say Lou Reed is a great musician anyway

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He really looks like an albino Steve Buscemi in the pic.

he's poor and broke and everyone knows it. richie rich was just a movie, you know that right

>implying MJ molested anyone

Good goyim, how dare that antisemitic bastid poivert get away with speaking against us! We showed him!

i forgot how in love i used to be with mandy moore when i was a youngling.

What? He's done some hackish stuff. Lou would have appreciated his Kazoo solo.

Why is his skin colored that way around his eyes? This from teh drugz?

God's truest curse: Irish genes

So alcoholism?

He needs a gritty HBO drama

You're mixing up the disease and the symptoms

Was a troll to get him out of a contract that didn't stipulate that the album he owed them would be in any way commercial or releasable. But release it they did...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metal_Machine_Music

She was so hot till that guy from that 70s show got a hold of her.
youtube.com/watch?v=NkVsJGl5d6E

Fuck off with that goyim shit. He was guilty as fuck. don't make this about something it isn't because you have no argument.

Plus he got to bang Mila Kunis for a decade.
Fucking legend.

>avoid

No, it was litigious libel pushed to the front because MJ made enemies at the end of his career.

Would you say that, dare I say, a method actor?

He did it, and he did it so often that that's why he was broke. He had to pay a million and change every time he wanted to fuck.

The point of his friendship with Culkin was a lure - befriend a famous child star, don't touch him, he'll vouch for you to the media.

It should also be borne in mind that the parents who never sued Jackson were knowingly entering into a transaction with him. Welshing on the deal, or thinking they could get better money suing him, is what led to the court cases.

Dude, he gets a paycheck every time that movie plays on some channel. He's set for life, why would he give a shit about any of those projections you just posted?

They found a secret sex dungeon room full of cp in Michael jacksons mansion, why do people still defend him?

I think he was a Pedo but he probably didn't fuck Mac. He probably did feel on him though, Mac just doesn't remember because MJ didn't make it obvious or when he was awake.

Anyone else love this movie?

sauce?

maculky

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3653380/Michael-Jackson-s-secret-underage-sex-closet-Inside-raid-uncovered-King-Pop-s-extensive-collection-photos-featuring-naked-teenage-boys.html

Google is your friend next time, user

i got 15 minutes into it and turned it the fuck off.

>how did he manage to avoid the sexual abuse
he probably did not, user. sorry to break it to you

>how did he manage to avoid the sexual abuse

What makes you think he did?
All signs point to the contrary

yeah that's heroin eyes boi

models cover it up with makeup

>One of the collections, Taormina Wilhelm Von Gloeden, is described in court papers as: 'Nude photos of teenage boys from late 1800s.'

Basically, all MJ had were nude pics of boys and girls in nonsexual poses that are legal thanks to all the nudists defending their rights.
That, and nude men.

I find it kind of stupid of the media to go on being all shocked about him collecting dolls and whatnot when he was a literal manchild, why wouldn't he like that stuff.
But, oh, it's dailymail.

>and how did he manage to avoid the sexual abuse many 80s chlid stars went through.

I laughed hard. Seriously. I think this might be bait, but oh well.

Culkin spent hours at Michael Jackson's ranch. Guarantee you he's filled with enough of MJ's semen to make a flawless clone.

How do you even have sex with MJ?

Won't his nose break off during?

Isn't he playing Rickety Cricket or am I mistaken?

Idk man, he has strong pedo vibes

So, why did Macaulay Culkin turned into a skeleton?

If that's true then why wouldn't he say anything if he didn't like it, and if he did then he would be gay, but he was with Mila.

I do think MJ was a Pedo, but I don't think he did much beside a groupe that wasn't obvious or touching him in his sleep. He probably used him as bait for kids.

didnt he sue his parents because they got all the royalty money sent to them?

He didn't. He just handled it better than Corey.

Some people can control their emotions and instincts despite what others may think or see. It's one of these things where no one really can know for sure, especially with Jackson it really is 50/50.
One of the most popular and well-known celebrities in existence, so of course people would jump a bandwagon and get his money. That he never really liked media or denied anything made him "wacko jacko" in the first place. He seems and really is very fragile.
Does this mean he couldn't molest kids? Who knows, and we will never really know for sure.
I personally don't think so because I can identify with him a lot and the media harassing him, I don't believe any of this is really true. Especially because he truly was doing a lot for mankind and children as a whole (going so far as giving money to orphanages wherever he went to and not leaving till he knew the orphanage would spend the money properly [can also be considered pedo, but I doubt it. Moreso just him being really, really emotional which is why such things affect him so harshly). It's one of those things where people will just want to see one side of you because they are stubborn and "ignorant", as he put it himself, and only will see one side of a more than three-dimensional human being.
He has more sides and characters than many others, so it's just a tragedy as a whole.

But they found pics of naked boys in his house and he slept in his bed with kids. If this was any other grown man you'd say he did it. Regardless he deserves sentencing for those pics. I don't get it, if he had that shit including torture porn and they found d it in 2003 how come he didn't go to jail for it? Is this article bullshit?

Which article?

>If this was any other grown man
Perhaps, it depends, I can't generalize things like that because MJ is a public figure and more well-known than a common pedophile.
There is always an exception because some people are unique, nonetheless.

>Regardless he deserves sentencing for those pics

No. Like I said, nude pics are not illegal if they are not in sexual positions. It makes sense. Nudists fought for their rights which is why nudist pics are legal. Kind of stupid in some ways as it still exposes children, but nonetheless it is the way it is.

>is this article bullshit?
Dailymail.

>how come he didn't go to jail for it?
Depends what for. There's dozens, hundreds, thousands of people with similiar pictures who never touched any children and would never think of doing it.
There really is still a difference between doing it and whatnot.

I mean, he does have those urges and he did sleep with children. Does it mean it is likely he could have done more? For sure. And one can assume many things about it, but you never really know because of the media and the hype surrounding it all.

Fact is that MJ is a majorly fucked up guy who is so very damn emotional that he loves, loves life itself, the environment and all people. He did a lot of charity work, people saying he did it to look like a nice guy are ignorant retards who just want to see it one way instead of the other to fit within their preconstructed narrative of him being a pedophile.
He is majorly emotional, way moreso than any other people that claim to be, and he obviously saw himself as a child. So him "sleeping" with children was his own naive way of being a child.
Does this mean he had sex with them? I wouldn't necessarily say so, or say no, I don't know. Because he cares too deeply, but still is emotional, but also is a broken guy. He never responded to media about anhting because he just wanted to live a normal life and hated himself so much that all the attention just broke him further.

And because of the attention and him believing "it would go away" was also just him being naive... thinking it would go away if he doesn't talk about it. Thinking people wouldn't believe things such as him possessing the skeleton of the elephant man.
It makes perfect sense for him to be this naive about sleeping with children, nonetheless.

It also makes perfect sense for parents to think and say "he slept with my child this must mean he touched it and molested it". It's a stupid move on his part, for sure. But it all comes down to a matter of your opinion and on your view of life, on people in general. Albeit this still really is a special case, regardless.

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>defending pedophilia

Degenerate faggots need to be burned

I don't defend pedophilia, I defend a human being accused of fucking children.
If I'd wanna defend pedos, I'd shitpost in the hansen thread about "entrapement" when it's obvious that these dudes were all going to literally fuck children.

MOM'S GONNA FREAK

My fucking man, it's a great movie, really doesn't deserve to be so underrated and shat on by people who don't like gay people or that culture, or whatever. It was a really good movie, I just watched it again recently. Macaulay and Seth Green both tragically play their roles perfectly, and Dylan fucking Mcdermott is actually decent too. I mean it's a really really good movie in my opinion. But I'm probably just a plebe.

Almost none of them escaped the abuse.

>avoid

>how did he manage to avoid the sexual abuse many 80s chlid stars went through.

by only hitting it big in the 90s :^)

this nigga must read Pynchon

MMM is one of the most important albums of all times senpai

Who, me?

>I'm probably just a plebe
Well, you're hear so that goes without saying. Still a good movie. Is it odd that I think he looked kinda hot in some scenes...