DY-NO-MITE! DY-NO-MITE!

>mfw the cartoon got canceled
WHY

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I T H R E W T H A T S H I T B E F O R E I W A L K E D I N T H E R O O M

HEHE, I LOBBED THAT THING BEFORE I SHOWED UP

HUE HUE HUE! I TOSSED THAT OBJECT PRIOR TO ENTERING THE DOMICILE!

KEK KEK, I CHUCKED THAT BITCH PREVIOUSLY TO EMERGING

LOL! I FLUNG THAT ITEM HITHERO ACCESSING THIS SPACE!

GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF THE PRESIDENTIAL CHINA YOU MOON-CRICKET!

YOU DIABOLICAL DICK SHRINKING MUTHA FUCKA

DONUTS DON'T WEAR ALLIGATOR SHOES

But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community!

Why is Black Dynamite so fucking good but other parodies tend to suck?

785 BC!

AND 785 IS THE AREA CODE OF...oh my god

785 IS THE AREA CODE OF TOPEKA KANSAS

Euphoria, shut the fuck up! I know that was you! I ain't even gotta look! I should send your ass back to Crenshaw Pete with his hot-ass coat hangers, bitch. Would you like that?

But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community!

IT'S TIME FOR BULLHORN
TO GET UP IN THAT ASSSSS!

First lady, I'm sorry I pimp slapped you into that china cabinet.

Blaxploikino

HEUE HEUE! I FLUNG THE PARCEL BEFORE ACCESSING THIS LOCALE

Literally the first thing that came to mind wow

youtu.be/0qZwwyHvCbo

So did Jai White just luck into making a fantastic movie?
because everything else he's in is ironically enjoyable at best

...

Still waiting for my live action sequel.

Michael Jai White isn't bad. He could've been a major action star if he knew how to pick projects at all.

>tfw he's not Black Panther

youtu.be/rq6qBb8Vr1w?t=3m15s
>slap
>ow! motherfucker.....

Always gets me

Luke Cage could learn a thing or two

FIENDISH DOCTOR WU, YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW!

youtube.com/watch?v=2PSueHOY-Jk

I SHAT THAT POST BEFORE I CLICKED ON THE THREAD!

Militants turn, surprised!

Hush up little girls. Lotta cats have that name.

youtube.com/watch?v=UXXeIRRwGYY

WHY BLACK DYNAMITE

WHY

I SAID DO YOU WANNA LIVE?
DO YOU WANNA GO ON?

Sarcastically, I'm in charge.

chocolate giddy uuuuup

>So did Jai White just luck into making a fantastic movie?
Yes.

Not that he is a horrible actor. But, Black Dynamite was well written. And it was (obviously) funny as hell. Jai was perfect for that role. All of the characters were great.

Which leads to the question: Why did the movie do so poorly at the BO?

Also,
>Jai White has Screenplay and Story credit for this movie
I learned something today.

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This scene looks terrible

It is, it fits the black dynamite scenes words so well because it's basically the exact same thing, only its' played super seriously like it's the greatest thing ever

>This place is private, how did you get in here?
>I...walked in

Scram. SCRAM! I SAID SPLIT. CHECK THE SCENE YOU TURKEYS. I see you all tomorrow

BUT BLACK DYNAMITE
I SELL DRUGS TO THE COMMUNITY

YOU JIVE MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAAAA

YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF SCIENTIFIC BIOLOGICAL TRANSMOGRIFICATION IS ONLY OUTMATCHED BY YOUR ZEST FOR KUNG FU TREACHERY

BUT LUKE CAGE,I SELL GUNS TO THE COMMUNITY

At least we gut 2 full seasons.

Because it came form the guy who played Black Dynamite. He actually appreciated and got Blaxploitation films.

Alot of parodys are people with only a surface understanding of the subject going "LOL WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY IF WE DID LIKE THE HUNGER GAMES BUT ITS A PARODY?". Not saying a Hunger Games parody is going to be kino, but there's a reason shit like Black Dynamite and Blazing Saddles work, and all of the movies made after Scary Movie 2 do not.

Honestly he should have been Luke Cage.

>Implying ANY scarie movie is good

>nobody watches the cartoon
>tfw it's just more black dynamite

The first Scary Movie is good. There's a reason they made 5 more and every single possible variation they could off the branding.

While half of the creative team of Scary Movie are the Wayans, the other half worked on shit like Airplane!

It was the perfect meeting point, where the parodies of old and the parodies that would follow in the 2000's after met, handing the torch off and dropping it immediately into a puddle.

>Why did the movie do so poorly at the BO?

The Man Kept It Down.

youtube.com/watch?v=0qZwwyHvCbo

>The first Scary Movie is good
No, just stop

You might want to see some Czech parodies from the 60s.

imdb.com/title/tt0065600/combined
imdb.com/title/tt0058275/combined

youtube.com/watch?v=zd5H4HBcKTA

You're not going to impress anyone by pretending otherwise. All you're doing is hinting that you're pretty young to be removed from the context and environment to when it was released.

Or you can stop. Nobody is impressed with your contrarian opinion on a fucking parody film.

>You just don't understand this bland mediocre parody, y-you must be underage

>s-stuttering greentext
Considering it was a commentary on the environment horror films were in at the time, it's completely accurate that your assessment of the film is drawn from being removed from the historical context.

It's actually like
>to understand this garbage, you need to be underage the first time you see it

And by underage I mean 12yo at best

That said the wassup scene was ok

You must be, because like most parodies that aren't GOD tier due to being timeless (Black Dynamite being one of the only ones) they are drawn from the environment movies were at the time. It's less of an ad hominem or strawman than your own attempts at rebuttle, or more an explanation for why you may feel this way while most don't.

nah, it's shit retards.

Don't bother responding, I'm not leaving the thread so I won't see anything you attempt to babble-out anyways.

Uuuuh hush up little girls. A lot of cats have that name.

Try actually reading my post you double retard

THIS!

I'm 31 (i know Cred Forums, i know FML) but Scary movie is garbage. Like every single thing the Wayans are involved with there are little sparks of genuine funny but the majority of it is the shittest shit that ever shitted.

Still one of my favorite scenes because of it's pure simplicity is when Dynamite is talking to Honey Bee about her nephew ODing, she takes a drag of her cigarette and chokes on the smoke.

Every time I watch this I see something I missed. It's like kung pow

The way he randomly nunchucks his foot, oh lord

I'm runnin' thaaangs

I'm runnin' THAYYYAAAAANGS

The last good parody movie. It was perfect,made fun of everyone equally and it didn't have lame gags at all.

youtube.com/watch?v=ldNi-OmiKDk

How can anyone hate blacks when this film exists?

My momma says my daddy's name is Black Dynamite.

Mine too!

A lot of cats have that name

CAN YOU SEE WHERE I'M COMING FROM YOU JIIIVE MOTHAFUCKEEAAAAAAAAAH

One of my favorite movie scenes EVER

You be cool Mama, Bee here will keep you tight and out of sight...