Thoughts on Jupiter Ascending

I just started watching pic related, what am I in for?

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Garbage.

a bad movie

and not charmingly bad

boringly & stupidly bad.

It's definitely the worst cast movie scifi wise

you're in for furry propaganda

it was so bad it made 2 men chop their dicks off

Have the Wachowski [spoilersiblings][/spoiler] made anything good since The Matrix?

It had so much potential too

>what am I in for?


The dawn of TwinkKino

really awful shit, i can't believe the lead villian won an oscar cause his acting was the worst shit i hav ever seen.

An awkward """""""joke""""""" about having one's clothing changed while unconscious copy and pasted into the script three times.
>implying

OP bere. It's hot garbage

proof that the Wachowskis are complete hacks.

The Matrix was a fluke. Everything else they've made was garbage.

Boredom

Goofy, yet dull shit. Also, the movie fails to be self-aware of the undeniable theme of incest that occurs.

absolutely
they have ONE good movie behind them
and 7 ranging from mediocre to god-awful

what the fuck, where are all the contrarians

the worst Tenchi Muyo fanfiction

This dude was the best part of the movie.

>wife and daughter being held in gunpoint by 4 thugs
>doesnt move and complies
>thugs want to touch his telescope
>MUH TELESCOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>gets shots
>leaves wife and daughter as toilet cleaner

dumbass

It would be the same result if thugs wanted to take your weeb figurines.

this could've been a good movie

with a different cast
and a different plot

go away wachowkies!

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