Danny devito appears in front of you

danny devito appears in front of you
he will grant you one danny devito wish

what do you danny devito wish for?

i wish Danny Devito would suicide bomb the next Bernie Sanders event he attends

Death.

A car which runs for 1 year on 1 oz of blood from Danny Devito. He's so whacky on Always Sunny! Dog brain, huhuhuh

Swift, pain free and merciful death.

magnum dong
or roleeeeexxxxxx

immortality
for Dany DeVito

I wish for him to go fellate Gary Johnson

make all men 6'0" at minimum, those over 6'0" can stay their regular height

Why? You some kinda girl?

Donkey brained

>11 more seasons

Teach me the french flipper trick.

I wish for him to bring to life the character of Philocetes from Disneys Hercules so that I can fuck him, kill him, dismember his corpse, fuck him again and then deep fry and eat him.

I JUST FINISHED SEEING THIS EPISODE WTF

I wish for more Danny Devito wishes

The ability to conjure grilled Franks, grilled Charlies, and rum ham.

Egg.

Make Wolf Cola real

I wish for him to punch Robert DeNiro in the dick at a public event with cameras

I'm broke so I'd wish that he told me who the dude who molested the coreys was. I could do with a payday.

I wish for more Danny Devito

Fat Mac was best Mac

I wish danny devito looked exactly the same, same shape, same weird proportions, but was 4 feet taller.

The musical talent I would have had if I had played piano since I was six and took my practice seriously.

Wishing to be as good as Mozart feels like cheating.

What does danny devito have to do with that?

A monster condom for my magnum dong.

Danny Devito.... you're free!

I want to have a group of Danny Devito's I can summon to help me out or when I just need some more Danny Devito in my life

Kek

I wish for a surprise appearance by Trashman

Fpbp

fuck off
make women taller than men

Have him voice a Transformer.

A Daenrys Devito gf

For her to love me

That hillary clinton gets a heart attack on live television and dies.

>showing your cuckpass