What are you doing here?

I just came to tell her that I wouldn't be able to come

"i came here looking for booty"

is that you chris hansen? is this me?

Who said that!?
Who the blank said that!?

"I'm here to fuck a kid, dude. You too? You were here first man. I'll get in line. No worries."

The fact that he knows who Chris Hansen is (can't blame him for not believing it was him he got fat) means he has watched to catch a predator before. How did he fall for this obvious trap having seen the show? He even immediately started to look behind the curtain knowing it was a set up.

What a fucking dimbass.

Getting my ass kicked.

I can't find this guy on the offender list. Did he beat the charges?

>that one guy that tries to stab himself in the neck with a pen

I'm just on my way to the beach

I made a bad judgment call

I know Chris Hansen and you can't be him because he's not a fat sack of shit.

Booty?

A man's butt

Link?

Jeff Stacey police interview

Jeff Stacey, he talks about killing himself throughout this video
youtube.com/watch?v=pagJKswcXhI
At about 3:45 he's asked to sign something, can't see much because an officer is in the way.

I came here to chew bubblegum and fuck kids. Looks like I'm all out of gum.

Was this guy retarded?

I was hoping to meet a 6 year old girl that promised me to let me lick her asshole Mr Hansen sir.

Will she still come?

I cam her looking to get some fuck.
If she's not going to do it, I guess you'll have to do, Chris.

>it's retarded to get something to eat

yes. many of these guys were mentally challenged.

Last night i was looking up their most recent photos... James Maurice Rutherford was a 26 year old catholic school teacher who got busted by Chris Hansen in 2006. Today he looks like shit, a mere 10 years later. Chris ruined this man's life for the sake of the greatest reality TV show of all time. it was worth it. sucks to be him. a 26 year old trying to fuck a 13 year old girl is only a crime because modern society deems it so. 100 years ago it would've been okay. its definitely not a crime of nature. mothernature dictates "if theres grass on the field then 'play ball!'"

>its definitely not a crime of nature.

not many things are dude.

>tfw I really didn't know she was 15
>tfw I don't pay attention

I think the only 'smart' one was the district attorney who killed himself after he realized Hansen and the cops were coming to get him.

the cancer doctor from San Francisco was pretty smart too

>the cancer doctor from San Francisco was pretty smart too
>sent lewd shit via chat
>started talking without an attorney
>pretty smart

crimewatchdaily.com/2016/10/06/hansen-vs-predator-math-tutor-busted-discussing-drugs-with-underage-teen/

Is this the latest episode?

I meant 'smart' as in he stopped thinking with his cock long enough to appreciate the fact that his life was about to be ruined for good.

most memestic face on internet
>such a fucking legend

SIR THE JUNGIAN THING SIR

where is this episode please for the love of god

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Conradt

>you will never have a show so dank that it forces people to commit suicide

god damn i am jealous

I just linked it you illiterate cunt!

these threads never fail to collect all of the stupidest things I've read on the internet

Those cupcakes always look so goddamn yummy

Did anybody ever refuse Chris Hansen's 'Have a seat' request in the history of man? lol

link to this episode