Absolute kinography

absolute kinography

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I want him to punche me in the face.

Can't he afford a damn tailor now?

Who is this semen demon?

I don't care for him that much anymore.

A tailor can't fix an inherently oversized suit. He needs to go down a size first.

It's a style you dip

"I'm 14 and this is my daddy's suit" style.

>It's a style you dip

>hahaha his le suit does not le fit xD
reddit pls go and stay go

D I P S

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>7 minutes
>to say thanks
What a dumb faggot

He should so a hitler youth haircut

He's Cred Forums confirmed so it fits

>Has no attention span
>"What a dumb faggot"

I love when fucking idiot normies get confused when Reviewbrah doesn't use jump cuts and yelling like all your retarded youtubers

>used to cringe hard at Joeys World Tour videos when he had ~800 subs and he and his fans were spamming /ck/ before mods launched a crackdown
>he now has ~180,000 subs

This shot is absolute kino

i drive xD

it's all there

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s reviewbrah a dank memes

I like to watch that fat fuck and eat vicariously through him, cos I can't touch that shit myself.

Joeyposters are truly perverted, broken and sick people.

The return of prime /joey/ threads would fill a hole in my heart

Joey fans play with their poop

No one must ever know

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The man is repulsive to look at, obnoxious to listen to, and before even those things its blatantly obvious that he's dumb as a rock. Its hard to pick who to hate more- him, or the people keeping him in business.

Joey is the antithesis of the bastion of light known to mortals as the Review Brah

saved

Except that looks nothing like what he's wearing.

is that pol guy still stalking him?

Our boy made it.

Why did he soar and Eggy crack?

Where the fuck do these terrible reaction images come from? It's clearly a half assed attempt at OC

Eggy is just crying for help - gotta milk that semi-Cred Forums fame

>The man is repulsive to look at, obnoxious to listen to, and before even those things its blatantly obvious that he's dumb as a rock
That's what made the threads so fun.

>cringing at joeys world tour

spotted the leafyfag. real recognize real mother fucker. joey is based.

>>>/middlechool/

from a place that only brings awful things to the world: you'are mom's slit

THIS WOOO WooOO WOO /MUCHACHOS/!

No, you're just a sicko Tbh

Reminder that Jack is the true king of /ck/. Joey is nothing compared to this God.

This is the most shit skin comment I've ever seen.

>tfw RLM is not youtubekino anymore since they released that new shitty Plinkett

they were pretty much the only channel I watched regularly, where do I go for friend simulators and comfyness bros?

youtube.com/watch?v=wWiW_Dgrw60

sooo moist

>american "salads"

JUST

>dropping RLM because of one disappointing video
Forget Plinkett. Best of the Worst and Half in the Bag are still extremely comfy.

>joeyposters
>sick
>perverted
>racist
>low iq
>no taste
You are truly vile and revolting creatures.

fucking stop wtf omg

Welcome to the wonderful world of Cooking with Jack.

>mfw watching this while listening to Garden Party by Mezzoforte

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that's not actually raw if that's what you're implying. dark meat has a pink tinge

Mmm, nice and moist chicken.

over 9000 hours in mspaint

Did you not see the fucking pool of blood? That chicken is dangerously raw.

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That finna a big suit yo

what would the story be?

Who /masao/ here?

youtube.com/watch?v=c_YXN8PiFNM

All those hours on /fit/ really paid off.

>that's not actually raw
Hey jack yeah you're right I forgot chicken is supposed to still be bleeding after you cook it.

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that's the juice you dip

Is this real?

Jack, is that you?

kinda like Crank, he needs to keep putting dead things in his stomach in order to survive

Is this faggot even alive anymore? I haven't heard about him since 2010.

:^)

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

post patrician youtubecore

a fast food enthusiast becomes paranoid and goes on a cross-country roadtrip to review all the fast food chains in the USA

youtube.com/watch?v=__vhIF1_7-A

He posted this 3 months ago, and he still posts nearly daily on hfboards.

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Anyone have some rare Jacks?

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What would happen if you eat that, would you choke?

raw chicken. fail

>non-newtonian

reminder reviewbrah is a faggot normie meme from misc

reminder he is NOT our guy

reminder he has been around forever now and redditfags are just discovering him

Is the 5th guy from the left the /fa/ brother of Dickneck?

yeah I'm gonna need the source on that catastrophe

it would be extemely painful

Is he bad on purpose or just bad?

you could land an airplane on those lapels.

Is that really what /fa/ looks like?

Just bad. Very, very bad.

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misc?

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>misc
>normies
top kek m80

He was also (and still is) popular on both /fit/ and /ck/ at the same time, get over yourself fucking stupid joeyposter

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reviewbrah is racist
don't support this guy

keke

>implying I'm going to spoon feed a redditor

Reminder: the real autists are the ones triggered by this silly food videos, the type of people who think Cred Forums should be a serious discussion site with millions of rules and restritions

>no one gives a fuck about him for years after hes first found by /fit/
>reddit finds it
>they won't stop spamming him here and on Cred Forums
So the rumors are true

not Cred Forums related

Quite frankly, I can believe this.

>So the rumors are true
about 4chins contrarians?

The Cred Forums mods are pretty lax when it comes to ReviewBrah, Jack and other /ck/ shit. The /ck/ mods throw a fit and instantly delete all YouTube stuff.

This is how you spot a Redditor.

The whole "le Cred Forums is only for le shitposting, not actual discussion! xD" attitude didn't exist before the Reddit influx.

The fact that people usually add-on "serious discussion is for Reddit, Cred Forums is for shitposting! xD" to this opinion is just further proof that they are, in fact, from Reddit and are crossposting here because they think every Cred Forums board is Cred Forums, like the average newfriend.

No that this board and Cred Forums are infected by the scum

>Cheese isn't melted
>Bun isn't grilled
>Meat is RAW
>Tomato is huge

>Filled container without thinking about displacement
>Dropping the whole fucking stick and batter covered dog in cold oil


What in the FUCK

anything caught on camera is Cred Forums related, you could post a webm of your little white pecker and it would be Cred Forums related

why is dylann so fucking cute
his fits are top shelf too

>Tomato is huge
lol

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So you're saying you won't go reporting based Cred Forums threads like you always do anymore?

Now THAT'S juicy!

How do you fuck up pulled pork so badly?

He put it in cold oil because he usually drops shit in a pot of boiling oil from a foot above it and then gets burned

gooshing with juices!

those claws look fun

t. cancerous /qa/ cry babby that got blown the fuck out

>mfw watching this while listening to Free Will by Rush

what did he mean by this?

t. no fun allowed faggot

/ck/ is an extremely slow board, allowing a couple of Jack thread wouldn't hurt anything.

>not naming it berserker_barrage.webm

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t. cancerous /qa/ cry babby that got blown the fuck out

You want to discuss ecelebs then keep it on Cred Forums or /r9k/. Back down now or I will stomp you just like they did you piece of fucking 2016 tourist trash

It's really painful to watch

:0

:(

nice Reviewbrah fanart

>/r9k/
What?

no topic, anything goes

This picture keeps getting bigger and bigger every time someone posts it

DON'T YOU EVER MAKE FACES AT ME OR ELSE

Yeah, really. He was on /fit/ for a while, then reddit9k picked him up, and then he was pretty much ignored everywhere but there and /ck/, and now in the last month maybe he's been everywhere.

is reviewbrah still getting stalked

or has he just gone schizo

I think he is just renting out his bussy in each city he visits

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Probably not, but the stalking was real. It was some Canadian who kept spamming Cred Forums with his family photos and claiming he had broken into his house.

>/ck/ - fast food marketing, cat pics, and alcoholic self-pity
>some dipshit complaining about food reviewers being somehow off topic on the food board
kys 2bh

or it was reviewbrah with a canadian proxy

>some fucking tourist that started posting on Cred Forums in the last 3 years decides he wants to leave Cred Forums but won't adapt to the other boards

Go the fuck back to redot if you refuse to adapt you trash man outsider

holy shit, are RLM autists even trying? that's next level appreciation

>broken into his house
>believing this shit

How long until some literal faggot starts stalking Jay?

>man just breaking in without stealing or killing is too far fetched
why?

Yeah no it never happened, but he kept saying he had and took 'photos' of the fight they had which were actually just cropped screencaps from one of his normal videos.

>expecting anything more from redditors
see

The best is that they keep elongating the one guy's neck every time too.

what video is this from ?

someone sent some creepy gift to Jay on the mail, they would never have the balls to actually be near him because they are either too fat or DYEL and they know he would whoop their asses

Natalie Dormer's younger cousin.

>he wasn't around for the original joey threads
>calls others tourists
like I said, kys

He wears 90's suits.

Watch literally any episode of frasier.

>is it real?

Are you fucking serious?
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!??

>Garbage thats been deleted ASAP for fucking years
>--i-its was related then!!
I can't stop laughing
You fucking piece of shit

Yes

That doesn't look like what he wears.

those are well-fitting

or maybe hes just so skinny that no suit will fit him well

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he said himself he buys the suits from second-hand stores (like Goodwill) thats why the suits are ill fitting and old

Because he doesn't do anything besides threaten to kill himself every other month

what is that guy on the right's hairstyle called?

>found by fit
He is from misc

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White people..

is he saving himself for marriage?

Good Catholic lad.

how very astute user

AUTISMKINO

>non-newtonian marinade
holy fuck my sides

A U T I S M K I N O

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A U T I S M K I N O

ITT: Autism

Welcome to The Basement is my go to for comfy friend simulation

Why doesn't he wear a suit that fits?

>It is what it is

every time

by this time it's part of his image.

the absolute madman

Fuck i actually miss the bloated bastard

where's CIA?

just in the front party in the back

>there's a line that says max fill clearly printed on the container

jack's incompetency amazes me. he literally can't do anything right.

Reviewbrah is great but his videos have always been too long and rambling. Now that he has 100,000 subscribers I hope that he will introduce a new series or try to tighten up his reviews a little bit, maybe lightly edit them.

I'm convinced that his fanbase is

3/6 ironic viewers
2/6 feelgood redditor "wow, you are soo classy!"
1/6 actual adults who will sit through a review

I do enjoy watching him from time to time but sitting there for 10 minutes watching him talk in circles and chew feels like an exercise in irony. He really could make some more gripping stuff.

The other theory is that it's all part of his shtick and that the show itself is ironic, and the fact that he rambles is part of his plan, but I seriously doubt that.

Holy shit are you fucking blind nigga?
Of course that's real.

fuck off

that must taste at least a little pukey

How is he not hideously overweight or riddled with acne?

his on-screen meal is the only thing he eats all week

his suit doesnt fit him though

this

so literally we gave them 2 million views in a week and made it one of their most popular videos. I didn't watch it because i didn't watch star wars, but what's so controversial?

TWO WORDS
BULIMIC VOMITING

bloody mongs

0:08 is when he realized he fucked up

The thing with the new Plinkett is that it's not about the new Star Wars, it's about Mike. You see, he's obviously having some sort of middle life crisis and made this video for an ego boost: "I invented the star wars reviews posted on youtube!" "TFA is a decent film because of MY contributions!" "millenials BTFO!" You will start to realize some lines in the video like "I AM the internet" may not have as many layers of irony as you thought.

It's the reason why a fat, balding man was the only one to point out the supposed lack of sex in the film, as he lacks sex himself (ED or Jesse simply doesn't want him physically anymore) and projected his crisis into the movie. Other youtube reviewers didn't notice this, because they can easily cum with their gfs or porn.

He is feeling old, and can't properly critize TFA because it makes him feel the same way he felt as he watched A New Hope for the very first time. He'll leave the movie alone but make fun of younger fans who are just having fun (like the guys in the convention), presenting them as obssesed fanboys, while the Ring Theory segment ironically exposes him as an obssesed nerd who has probably seen every Star Wars film 50 times or more.

He became George Lucas. He became Plinkett.

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>completely alone
>a face of contemplation, but a willingness to find out what's going on

Is he in Silent Hill?

>tfw no qt in yoga pants to kick out of a moving vehicle

ONCE IN A LIFETIME

He is Silent Hill.

he is Pure Kino

acne i think has to do a lot with genetics
and i dont know how old is he but he looks still like a kid. when his metabolism slows down, hes pretty much fucked. my belly started showing up when i was about 25. till then i could eat pretty much anything anytime

MODS THIS DHOULD BE ON /HM/

I admit the new one was not as witty and insightful as his old stuff, but what is it with RLM that everyone tries to psycho-analyze them ?

This is the most disgusting "food" I've ever seen.

Balding

I'm assuming this was made due to the stalking but it's the first time I'm seeing it so max kek

Link doesn't work.

What's his hfboards account?

Role
Playing
Chat
Room

masao

the guy got stalked so he had to live for a while in his van
fucking sub humans why do they have to ruin everything

Mom can i play wolverine before you cook again please!!

Personality cult.

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Is that Trump on the left

not a single woman commented on this video, why don't they like reviewbrah's videos?

random whores comment on his vids all the time and pretend to like him but they probably watch him super sporadically while laughing behind their hands at how ironic but kind they're being

thats a comb over with a fade

or a

"classic cut with fade"

>whores
females, not whores

Uh, he can get pretty rowdy...

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qt

>some faggot reviewing food
>kino
try again

this made me feel

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Bowie as fuck.

THERE IS WATER UNDERGROUND

leave him alone i love reviewbrah

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reviewbrahs pretty good, but joey is the only true connoisseur

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President of the Turtle Club.

Jack is better than both of them.

There's a hundred-thousand burger joints in this city. You don't need to know the route. You give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute review. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and the fact of the matter is you're on your own. Do you understand?
[pause]
Good. And you won't be able to reach me on this phone again.

huh?

who's tis' boypuss?

Who you callin Beta?

how did this fuck have a kid and i can't even get a girl to talk to me?

>that tongue action

HOT

Why do Americans wear those shirts?