WATCH IT CHRISSY

WATCH IT CHRISSY

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Your life is a sad. You have spent half a decade spamming the same threads day in and day out trying to force memes...and none of it has made you feel any better. Its time...cut parallel to the veins.

But that isn't even the right scene

>tfw Chrissy doesn't watch it

>Its

EVERY
FUCKING
DAY

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Thoughts on this?

OH!

what causes someone to do this?

All I know is OP never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

Any red sauce ITT?

Don't get cunty

Reminder that New York killed Tony

The Vipers killed Tony

HAVE A LOOK-SEE CHRISTOPHER

What happened with her storyline? It's like they just didn't bother finishing it, it was obvious she was meant to end up killing herself leading to some storyline with Meadow.

This is now a Ralphie thread

...

Ey Tony, I had to parka tha dubs ovah dere

EY!?!

WADCHD ID GRISSY :DDDD

This could have been a good thread but they are just too frequent.

Space them out a bit more OP

Ralph did literally very little wrong

youtu.be/Zgu7djuloZs?t=2

What do you fanooks think about the new Mafia? Am I the only one who takes it as a personal offense that the main character is a fuggin shine? I mean really tho? A ditsoon. And then to top it all off Vito Scaletta, a made man and capo, the previous main character, is made to be underboss to this mulinyan? Massive show of disrespect and immersion breaking.

The games named MAFIA fa fucks sake and they got the nerve to make a shine the lead. And on top of it all he looks just like Franklin from GTA V. So they wanted to copy GTA, but they couldn't even take the best feature and have 3 protaganists.

The mafia wouldn't even sit down and break bread with moolies, like this game would have you believe. Wouldn't even give them the time of day. An associate would drop off a package of heroin out back the club these moolies hang and that would be that.

>killing pregnant gf
Admittedly this was a mistake, we all make them
>hitting that dumbass guy that Tony abuses every other episode
Who cares?

>Shine
>Ditsoon
>Moolie

Thank you for helping expand my vocabulary.

Just when I thought I was out...
They pull me back in..

confirmed for never having watched the sopranos

get off my board

>Melanzana
>eggplant
>charcoal briquette
>bingo-bongo

here have a few more

BUT THE FUCKING HORSE

>A!
What did he mean by this?

>beautiful creature

Fact is it will take years for this show to truly be appreciated as the GOAT. For most people right now, it just can't compete with pseudo-intellectual shows like Breaking Bad. You may as well have Chaucer try to compete with J.K. Rowling.

Never admitted to it, and the FD said it wasn't arson.

>Breaking Bad
>pseudo-intellectual
im afraid that memes fried you brain user

Breaking Bad isn't pseudo intellectual because it never tries to be intellectual.

>pseudo-intellectual
explain how breaking bad was pseudo intellectual

NO HE FUCKING DID IT REEEE

literally this

>science, bitch!

she's gotta go back

GARMELA GAN U BLEASE SHUD THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR:DDDDDD

It wasn't pseudo-intellectual at all. But it was faux-realistic.

What's this from? My dick likes this

WATCH IT HANSEN

i'm still waiting

some mafia show idk what it's called

You know the drill. Top five favorite episodes.

1) Whitecaps
2) From Where to Eternity
3) The Blue Comet
4) Pine Barrens
5) Soprano Home Movies

Every fucking time.

Whitecaps
Pine barrens
Whoever did this
Pie oh my
For all debts public and private

Choose your capo lads

up in the club

Get out my room you sick cunt

I honestly don't think most people would like the sopranos these days and not because it's bad, it's the best show of all time. The sopranos doesn't resort to using cliffhangers, strong violent action scenes, and big shocking deaths. The line Christopher says sums up this show perfectly, the fucking regularness of life, it's just about the regular lives of mobsters. I don't think the show would able to hold people's attention, they'd probably find it average or boring

A GATZA, LA MANGA!

Ohhhhhh C'MON

>tfw just watched the episode where OPs image comes from

capo (at any time) rankings

1. ralphie - biggest earner, brought in millions for the family each year
2. larry boy - wouldnt go along with manson lamps plan
3. vito
4. paulie
5. calor
9999. that rat fuck raymond

how the fuck did you type carlo as calor

>preceded by a rat fuck, succeeded by an asshole
>runs Brooklyn (as opposed to shithole North Jersey) during the golden age
>doesn't take anyone's bullshit but is willing to compromise
>bros with Tony
>loves his wife unconditionally, doesn't fuck around
coolest character on the show.

>left Albert Barese off the list

he was the biggest earner after Ralphie went to the Bermuda Triangle. Had the largest crew in the family and had been running that crew since Larry went away in season 1

It's probably a bot m80s

They just don't give it a chance. There are still smart kids, but they haven't found the show yet. Give it time, classics always find their place.

Not bad.

He was until he started crying like a bitch at the wedding.

idk why they wrote that in, it really threw his character under the bus

He had the largest crew in the family and had been running that crew since Larry went away in season 1.

the aprile crew was such a cash-cow from construction that even unreliable finooks like ralph and vito could earn from it. they weren't good capos, they just got lucky

carlo confirmed worst capo for managing to fuck up a sure thing

how was he thrown under the bus? it was to underscore that the feds wore him down until he was a tiny raw knob

1. Larry Boy - Loyal, seems to be a good earner
2. Ralphie - Great earner, but loose cannon
3. Vito - Same as Ralphie but also too ambitious
4. Carlo - Flipped to protect his son, under normal circumstances he's reliable
5. Christopher - Picks the family over Adriana, drug problems but it isn't helped by the company he keeps
6. Paulie - Doesn't kick up all his money, cantankerous bastard, almost flipped to New York

Honourable mentions - Gigi, Patsy, Albert Barese

Who was in the wrong here?

is it just me or are chubby girls at that level the true 10/10 and most people don't know it making it the world's best kept secret?

>who was wrong: the rapist or the person raped?
Fuck off, retard.

Not gonna lie I got a hard-on watching this. I did feel pretty disgusted with myself though.

>>preceded by a rat fuck
How was Carmine a rat fuck?

best part was the Christopher head bobbing

high test girls are the closest thing to objective 10/10

she's not really high test just chubby

Watch you smart mouth!

Are you the same guy who posted Gordon Ramsay's pizza everyday?

you need to go back

Don't get fucking cute

Is there anything he can't do?

Where's tha gabbagool

ahaha I'm new here and didn't even know this was a relatively new forced meme. I don't even mind it because it's probably the main reason I decided to finish watching the sopranos and it ended up being my favorite show ever.

>Fact is it will take years for this show to truly be appreciated as the GOAT.
Well, smart people already know this to be the case. Trouble is that the vast majority of people are retarded. Sure Sopranos has pleb fans that don't really get it and are mostly there for the violence, tits and mafia aspects that they enjoy, but then there are the people that really 'get' the show and understand the layers and depth to it, as well as all the other factors that make it brilliant such as the performances, screenplay, humour etc. Most people aren't part of this latter group. There is literally no greater pleb than the one that thinks Sopranos is boring or that Breaking Bad is anywhere near the league its in.

Rossi dindu nuffin, he was a good employee tryin a get his life back on track. She shuldn't a worn those short skirts every damn episode.

He did take it up the ass

You forgot
>swag and /fa/ as fuck

Was the wine worth it? Chrissy sold his cases.

best sopranos scene coming through
youtube.com/watch?v=2VIjbDsuf-M

gabagool? over heeereee

FUCK YOU SANTA

OOOOOH!

Close, but here's the real best scene:
youtube.com/watch?v=1o34mnI2Az4

Am I the only one who really enjoyed the dream sequences, especially The Test Dream?

I loved the coma dream

>Now that the dust has settled
>who will play him in the inevitable biopic
>reddit
>cuck
>you’re a big guy
>for you
>it ain’t me starts playing
>JUST
>KINO
>What did he mean by this
>D R O P P E D
>Finally, after all these years, i have become
>What’s his endgame
>apologize
>It’s a.. episode
>Mom’s gonna freak
>GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE
>What went wrong
>What was his fucking problem
>dumb frog poster
>What’s next for his/her career
>We want the… audience
>BANE?
>Really makes you think
>Luke did I ever tell you… he was a good friend
>How did Raimi get away with this?
>B R A V O
>Classic Dano
>What’s his name again?
>It’s not a… it’s a movie/film/cinema/flick
>Just watched this, what do I think of it?
>P O T T E R Y
>What were they thinking?
>t.
>Me on the left
>Yes yes, HOWEVER
>capeshit
>Capeshit brand wars
>Shitty Show General
>nu-male
>IMAGINE
>Movies women will never understand
>wtf I hate… now
>WE WUZ
>Laughing Evans
>DUDE LMAO
>*Record scratch*
>Is he our guy?
>How do you want ur… senpai

Me and my wife have been trying to have a kid. Well she went to the hospital to deliver and the baby slimed out dead. Should I just fucking kill myself

>that episode when Tony tries to make a hit with hesh and immortalize the gabagool in music, and everyone are just scared to tell Tony that the world isn't ready yet
vocaroo.com/i/s0NRobl8g0tA

No. But I'm not the only one who makes threads.

Have some gabagool and don't worry about it you stoonad

Ralph would've killed Tony eventually if he had lived.

is that Tito Dick, Dickman, baby?

Paulie?
No Way!

2 broke girls

tony is spot on. chris's mannerisms are spot on, voice is okay

to be absolutely perfectly honest, the way he says that makes me mad too

Whatever happened to the We're the Millers guy?

Why did Tony fantasize about having Carmine Sr. in his hotel bed with him?

u really think its a secret?

>3.
>Vito
He's a faaaaaaaaaaaaag.

The anonfag probably thought he was HOT!
hehehe

Did this really happen?

no.

he fainted in that night. (panic attack)

it's mulignan ya fanook

1. Funhouse
2. Soprano Home Movies
3. All Due Respect
4. The Blue Comet
5. Long Term Parking

ey ey whoa

watch it ditsoon

>it is stated that Ralphie doesn't have conventional intercourse
>apparently got a stripper pregnant

epic writing sopranotards

I'm 19, enjoyed goodfellas since I was 12, fucking fell in love with godfather bout a year ago, and someone on tv mentioned that the sopranos is in the same vein. Let me say as a fact The sopranos is a height in commercial audio-visual media and a dank, dank show

Tell amazon that

The official subs have hundreds of errors like that

real original, user

Just marathoned the first line in this post

Stupid 'a facking game

Man Phil gave him so much shit for that, poor Johnny should have taken out Phil and the fat old dude from Casino.

you gotta bee on you hat

I guess the turd doesn't fall far from the faggots ass

whys she so smug

How do we get "WATCH IT CHRISSY" into Meme Lover 3?

she's looking at AJ like duhhh we're in the mafia u douche wake up lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=yN5rW6H9IHM

1:40

Add butterhead to that. S03E02

> Don Ho!

What did Phil mean by this?

Ayyy oooo get the fuck outta here

it's a superficial show, cartoony, and not in the same league of quality as Sopranos, Deadwood etc., but it's not pseudo intellectual. BrBa wasn't trying to be smart.

if anything it was pretentious

Is there a SJW "watch it cissy" edit

That hat... was he about to Make America Great Again?

Idk. I think the Sops can be enjoyed a good deal just on its surface level (which is a real testament to how good it is--you can enjoy it for its thematic subtext and for it's more obvious elements). And it got really high ratings when it aired. You can't say all those people were enjoying the Sops for its intimate characterization and critique of America. Many or most of them were watching for fun/entertainment.

It certainly wouldn't carry the sort of cult-like fandom that BrBa and GoT do, but I think there's a good chance a show like it would be very successful today. Then there's Mad Men. I haven't seen it, but I've read comparisons with the Sopranos saying it's in the same league, uses compelling character development, etc., and Mad Men was quite successful.

no, ova HEEEERE!

ova heeeeere!

gabbagool? get that outta heeeere!

Not as good as Game of Thrones or Chicago Hope, but I put it above other shows like The Shield and True Detective.

Christ all these people that like Ralphie. His death was the most satisfying

He was doing a lot of coke user. Cut him some slack.

This is a fucking awful meme.

There's no context, there's no funny ways it can go, there's no depth.

Bad.

I mean, it can be used as a reaction post meme to certain things, but just as a stand alone thread? Not funny.

what did I think of that?

Did junior truly love tony?

AYYYYYYYY THE BALLS ON THIS KID

what are you talking about, nigger? This is Sopranos general

almost everyone in the show is a sociopath so no.

fucking this

enough with this forced meme shit

>The Sopranos is a forced meme

Literally Game of Plebs shit now. Fuck off with your forced memes, Cred Forums.

Inept moderation.

IT'S A RETIREMENT COMMUNITY

FUCKIN FANOOKS! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HEA!

Goodnight /Sopranos/

>mfw I'm nothing but fat and nitrates

This. Ralphie's lack of respect for basically anything and anyone is what prevents him from being likable. Everyone else had their flaws, but none were as depraved as Ralphie. He didn't say enough legit funny things to make up for it either.

WATCH IT JAMESON

>tfw you must be loyle to your capo

SHE WAS A HOOOER

How long is this arc with Meadow and this ditsoon going to last? I don't think it's possible for me to care less about it.

>implying you wouldnt play twr2 with ralphie for hours and have fun doing coke

They did finish it. There's an episode after Meadow broke up with Jamal Ginsberg The Hasidic Homeboy where she went to a rave with the nutjob roommate. That's where Mead and Jackie met up, while roomie was on e and took a boy upstairs to let loose. Last time we saw her was when she visited and comforted Meadow after finding out Jackie cheated. She made it out okay.

mandatory
you're next

...

eyyyy, paizan...

I think it's amazing that they cast an actor who looked so black and Jewish at the same time

the sopranos is one of the greatest shows if all time but we dont need WATCH IT CRISSY threads several times a day

watch it user

>mfw having to hold my bowel movement because somebody had to use the fucking bathroom before i do

Trying to make a meme help me out TV

youtube.com/watch?v=kQrQcAzMb8E

Obviously that's not possible, even with computers

Wtf I hate busses now

OH! Breaking balls here!

He was employee of the month he deserved a bit of relaxation time

This show is cancer

UP IN THE CLUB

>a basically regular show got a le too edgy for you ending that people in film school come up with

what was their problem

reddit: the post

Dodged a bullet there.

It's not a forced meme if people are willfully discussing the show

Honestly /chrissy/ general is one of the most consistently on-topic threads here

WATCH IT FRENCHIE

someone post junior's MALANGA face

holy fuck, lel

WATCH IT DARRYL

WATCH IT BANE

You look like a Puerto Rican whore

WATCH IT user

Favorite scene?

CAZZATA MALANGA!

>meme resolution, lesser than Blu-ray quality
OHHHH!

post nude Melfi

watching season 6 as we speak , it really drags on with lots of random mafia guys.

season 6 is defo the gayest of sopranos.

Never seen so much underage in one post.

>season 6 is defo the gayest of sopranos

also how tf did AJ smash that latina bitch?

What? This is bullshit I-I didn't even do anything, fuck this!

>those dubs-a

Bella

What was the point of this? It never really went anywhere. I thought Melfi would eventually come to Tony with this but it never happened.

>we're from alcoholics anonymous
>what's your name?
>we'll we're anonymous

Phil please, we all know you take it up the ass

AA fags BTFO once again

Well he does come out of the closet when they catch Vito

Kek

yeah he said he was an anonymous person from an anonymous organization aa btfo how will they recover

UP IN THE CLUB

DEEPEST POOL CUE

they call themselves 'anonymous' while not really being anonymous. thats the joke. because the first thing ur supposed to do at AA is say your fucking name to everyone and tell people your story.

>Little Carmine: certain incidents have expired lately, in addition to being dangerous, it could have an adverse impact on our businesses, that's bottom line.

>Phil Leotardo: I know Vito's bottom was impacted if that's what you're referring to

watch it user!

Fat and nitrates?
No way

WATCH IT CHRISSY

Carlo had been running Jimmy Alteri's crew without the title since he got whacked tho. He held it together for a while.

I loved how the writers snuck in incorrect words when the characters were trying to sound intelligent.

>WTF IS THIS STUPID FORCED MEME I SEE ON Cred Forums DAILY?

Little Carmine was legitimately retarded, though. Nothing makes me cringe like an autist more than an idiot trying to sound smart.

>tfw I just helped Google identify a stealth bomber

youtube.com/watch?v=VgBD94cs0T8

>tfw chrissy didn't watch it

>mfw uncultured eyetalyons near me

I wonder if he'll take it up the ass like his old man

actually the way he spoke was his attempt to avoid wires/being recorded speaking to murders. it was still a little clumsy i guess

Victory has a hundred fathers, but defeat is an orphan

On the first couple watches I was in that boat.By the third run through it was clear he didn't actually burn down the stables so Tony was in the wrong there.

if he'd have been beaten to death when he killed Tracey it would have been fine but that wouldn't fit Tony's weird ~animal saviour mother hater~ complex

The turd doesn't fall far from the faggot's ass

actually there's theories that he speaks that way on purpose to avoid being held accountable for anything.

he never directly orders anything, he lets others do the talking. this is why there was never a hit put out on him despite the fact that he was in the struggle to become boss. he sounded literally retarded so nobody saw him as a threat.

was Little Carmine the smartest guy tho? In the end that convo with Tony about his dream of the 'boss' title being a paper crown his father wore, meaning it meant nothing.

The fact that he decided to get out early because he knows it isnt worth it proved smart as he just avoids the war that starts, but it still one of the main guys who sits down with tony at the end to give the phil-hit-okay

BEST SCENE
youtube.com/watch?v=Xi-P-HWubbI

Never thought of it that way, nice

Not ordering hits or whatever is one things but constantly using the wrong words to sound sophisticated and smart isn't some elaborate ruse. He's just an idiot.

>heartattack by 50

yeesh

The best scene is the fight between Tony and Carmella in "Whitecaps."

No, the best scene is Tony walks away after he demolished Janice in cold cuts.

>he's just an idiot

And yet both sides kept deferring to him, especially during the final conflict. Even Phil deferred to Little Carmine numerous times, probably because of who his father was. Now with Phil dead and weak little old Butchie apparently next in line, who do you think's gonna run that Family? You think Butchie would? He's smarter than he looks and knows the limelight is no good and boss is thankless. Who do you think the captains would turn to?

The time is ripe for Carmine to take the reigns.

Look at that last sitdown, he brokers the entire thing. He reaches out to a middle man, another "retired" boss and sets up this big sit down. Despite how he sounds, people still respect Little Carmine, look up to him.

Vinny the Chin roamed the streets of Greenich Village mumbling to himself wearing a ratty old bathrobe and he ran the fucking Commission.

>demolished Janice

I think a lot of people fundamentally misinterpret that scene simply because they're rooting for Tony and hate Janice. Tony was a complete and utter cunt in that scene and ruined Janice, whether she was being genuine or not, he brought her back down to his level because he couldn't stand even the possibility or thought that maybe she genuinely had found happiness or managed to change.

A lot like his situation with why he killed Ralphie. Ralphie was the devil, he was evil, he was worse than Tony, someone Tony could point a finger at and say "at least I'm not that bad".

Ralphie had a heap of talent. He wast just a little too psycho.

I just started rewatching the show a few days ago and holy shit everyone looks so young. Tony seems like such an innocent lil kiddo compared to the murderous asshole in season six

On season two episode 11 and holy christ this is the goat show. It is just like watching everyday life, no overdramatic bullshit, or forced dialogue. Just people being themselves

>House Arrest
>Richie inducing a panic attack by sheer force of will
>those comfy scenes at Barone Sanitation
>Richie and Janice damn near induce another panic attack
>melfi's comment about sharks
>dat ending

Outstanding fucking episode

he was an interior decorator

watched that scence randomly today and noticed that as well , he was in jail what 15 years , tisuue gets boring after awhile. tony even commented on jail rape being acceptable

Phil coming out of the closet isn't so much a meta commentary on Phil's sexuality as much as it is a taunting tactic to tease Vito. The very next shot is Vito's strained face and it's here that he realizes whats about to happen and begins to plead for his life.

Granted, in line with his BIlly Batts character, Phil definitely was fucking kids like him in the ass, in the can

>Who was in the wrong here?
The dark parking.

what? fuck you that's not the joke. There is no joke.

You know, I never really thought Phil coming out of the closet was any sort of metaphor or planned "gotcha." I think he just wanted to hide somewhere and put the fear in Vito.

ITS A RETIREMENT COMMUNITY!!

By being a literal cuck.

I just finished watching every episode today, having never watched it before.
I liked it alot, i loved it at the beginning, but as it went on it got a bit stale. The last season in particular dragged and I was dismayed a bit by the ending. Pussy's sublot, Chris' acting, Vito's shennanigans, and Furio were the best plotlines & characters. Tony gets predictable and kindve boring i found.

young chubby girls are very cute. but once the sagging and stretch marks start happening they go down quickly

>Tony says he was "prostate with grief"
>Tony says "Vito's passing, and all that entrails"
I remember it happening with other characters including Tony and Christopher too. It's just another example of excellent dialogue and writing. These are uneducated Jersey guys, they're bound to fuck up words from time to time.

W-W-WE'RE THE VIPERS

>I didn't go to posting school...I went to posts

>Phil coming out of the closet was any sort of metaphor or planned "gotcha."

This is HBO Kino senpai not a abc sitcom. Of course it has meaning. With your logic he coulve come from under the bed.

My lord that was a bad bitch, i see why he was on suicide watch.

>a grown man hiding under the bed

but that doesn't make any sense at all. Phil hiding in and then coming out of the closet was a way to openly mock and torment Vito for being a faggot. It was also a nudge nudge wink wink to Phil's prison appetites. It doesn't have to be one or the other, it can be both.

Gary Cooper was a fag?

>Phil hiding in and then coming out of the closet was a way to openly mock and torment Vito for being a faggot. It was also a nudge nudge wink wink to Phil's prison appetites.

Thats my argument , i was explaining to user that the closet wasnt just a peek a boo hiding place but moreso analytical as you said.

This is me btw

75187249

me*

where do you get the balls?

And I'm saying it was both, analytical and a way to mock Vito and a hiding spot. A convenient hiding spot. I don't think that was lost on Vito either, the irony of where Phil chose to wait it out. Don't think it was lost on Phil either.

>Two guys in the open with bats by the door in a dark room?? I gotta ask whats he hiding from?

Christ, what's the post cap on this board? I can't remember the last time I saw a thread living so long on Cred Forums.

I fucking love The Sopranos.

The Members Only jacket guy in the final episode was clearly a relative of Eugene Pontecorvo. He obviously kills Tony Soprano in the diner in order to avenge Pontecorvo's suicide.

It makes perfect sense. Soprano is so worried about being killed by real gangsters from NY, or traitors from his own ranks, but a non-connected relative of one of his lower minions? He never saw that coming.

It works so much better, in terms of the unexpected, that it came out of left field like that.

Very telling that the guy, who never uttered a word, was actually listed in the credits as "Man in Member's Only Jacket".

Actors don't usually appear in the credits unless they either have a speaking role, or their appearance in the production carries with it some special significance to the story.

>He obviously kills Tony Soprano
>Obviously
Stop

Vito didn't know what was going on until he saw Phil step out of the closet

Close but no cigar. Him being a relative of Eugene is some straight up soap opera tier bullshit and the kind of nice and neat poetic ending you'd expect from Breaking Bad or Sons of Anarchy. You aren't giving David Chase enough credit.

Watching it right now

>Chris 's theory at Tony's mom funeral

Just finished season 2 last night and that last episode is literally, unironically the most kino moment I've seen on tv. I hate that they had to kill off Pussy though since he seemed like the chillest most level headed guy in the first season.