Why haven't we got this yet? It's 2016 we need it!!

Built like a goddamn train though, she should have been Wonder Woman or Nubia

>not Lance Reddick as Riddler

Dropped.

That would actually be fucking great.

"Urban" people are really over capeshit

He's a meme.

i wish the black entertainment industry made movies like this, it'd fucking funny as hell. i dont even mean in a lmao dumb black people way. i mean chris tucker as riddler would be fucking awesome.

>Bane
>not The Rock
it's shit

He'd be black mask, wouldn't even need to wear one.

Mr Freeze

That actually sounds pretty good. Who directs/writes?

I almost want them to make this so they can blame white people for it flopping.

>Riddle me this, Batman

Wowowow why are you so hatefull? See this is the problem with soceity we keep judging everyone based without stoping to think that we are all the same

There is only race, the #humanrace

This is actually good casting.

I'm not against casting black people as "white" characters. But arbitrarily making someone black just to meet some sort of criteria is fucking whack.

Spike Lee

People don't consider The Rock black

Replace joker and poison ivy and its actually quite good

Terry is far too likable to be Bane.

>Dayam nigga' you big
>fo' y'all, dog

DUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH
DUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH
BLACKMAN

Tucker would be a better Joker.

>Lucius Fox is Alfred
nigga wat

The women should be actual black women.

whos harley quinn? whats her real name? i dont have the picture of the guy wiping sweat from his brow but imagine its there.

>black joker
>paint his face white
Kek

Well yeah, he's mixed

>all light skinned female leads

>AYO DOCTA PAVEL, I BE DA CIA
>THIS NIGGA AIN'T ALONE MAYNE
>YA DON'T GET TO BRING YO SQUAD F A M
>AYO THEY AIN'T MY SQUAD
>NO WORRIES NIGGA THEY FREE
>I DON'T WANT THEM
>BUT MAYNE THEY WORK FO THE PLAYA, THE NIGGA WID A MASK!
>YO YOU TALKIN BOUT BANE?
>I AIN'T BULLSHITTIN YOU?
>GET THESE NIGGAS ONBOARD, LEMME HOLLA AT THEM WHITEYS BACK IN DC

How is it not racist deliberately casting all blacks if the story doesn't require it?

Captain Ethnic, thank goodness you're here to tell us what counts as black and what doesn't!

i hate always having to point out that the actresses that you sperg over arent average white women either.

And Michael Cain would be Fox

P O T T E R Y

black women are actually black men.

Not bad. Do the whole scene

He's Samoan.

sorry but it would be the most retarded idea marketing wise.

Big name Hollywood actors who'll cost a fuck ton of money ->
pandering to a black audience and to self loathing whites ->
the film will flop at the box offices (since the target audience is too small) ->
ergo. you don't have to be a Shekelberg to see that such a movie would cost more money, than it would bring back, hence it'll never be made

>fuckfayce McGee signing off

its obviously a joke. its meant for you to be an indignant white shit head and complain about how the world is becoming decent for people of color and how white people only completely dominate 85% of the world.

>No white Lucius Fox

ONE JOB!

>Nightwing
>yet no Robin

>Harvey Dent
>not as Two Face

Shit premise.

True, we're all the same.

shut up faggot.

>it'll never be made
Well good golly Miss Molly I really had my hopes dashed there Mr. Negative Nancy, for a minute I thought OP was a viral marketeer.

>DOCTA PAVEL

not Pavel the muthaffukin' docta

Shiggy diggy

the really dark knight

His moms side is Samoan his dad be black dawg

Amber Stevens West

You're a retard.

They should have left Alfred white if they were trying to make a joke.

But Terry Crews as Black Bane is brilliant.

Plane hopper, the masketta man stopper.

>Shitdris Shitelba
>not Michael Jai White

I literally can't tell half of these people apart.

The Joker's supposed to be funny though.

>Not Dr. Vel
>Not NWA

You may want to get that looked into.

kevin hart?

cast eric andre as joker
and hannibal as harley quinn

the it would be a kino

Did that sound witty in your head?
Nah fuck that, cast Andre 3000 as the Joker.

i kinda wish you hadnt told me now. shes married to a fuckin white guy. gtfo. thats a fuckin shonda. i truly hate you whites.

That's a pretty diverse cast.

andre 3000 should be scare crow

eric andre is painfully unfunny.

Hello, Nigdris.

For you

>casting serious or semi-serious black actors except Chris Tucker

Fuck that, have some fun with it. That's how you do a black version of original source material.

Busta Rhymes should be the Joker, for a start.

He kills them with his painful comedy

>
I sure hope so as long as it was also enforced at the audience level. I'd love to see the art niggers come up with and how well it does without relying on white guilt.

Greatest Casting Ever

CRASHING THIS THREAD

I think you've mistaken this for a Marvel vs. DC thread just because it involves DC. Your dumbass little flamewar is somewhere else.

>THE PLAN I JUST GAVE TO MY NIGGA IN THE AGENCY LISTS ME, MY NIGGAS, AND DOCTA PAVEL SITTIN HERE, BUT ONLY ONE A YOU
>FIRST ONE TO SELL OUT GETS TO KEEP LIVIN
>WHICH NIGGAS PAID YOU TO GET THIS DOCTA PAVEL IN YO SQUAD
>HE AIN'T FLYIN SO GOOD, WHO WANSA TRY NOW?
>YO TELL ME BOUT BANE! WHY HE BE WEARIN THIS MASK N SHIEEET
>DAS A LOTTA LOYALTY FO A HOODLUM LIKE YOU
>NIGGA, MAYBE HE THINKIN BOUT WHY YOU SHOOTIN UP NIGGAS BEFO THROWNIN DEM OUTTA PLANE
>AT LEAST YOU BE TALKIN. WHO IS YOU?
>THAT DON FUCKIN MATTER. WHAT MATTERS IS WHAT WE BE DOIN
>NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS TILL I BE PUTTIN ON DIS MASK MAYNE
>IF I PULLED THAT WOULD YOU BE CAPPED NIGGA?
>IT WOULD HURT NIGGA
>YOU A BIG BLACK GUY
>FO YOU
>WAS GETTIN CAUGHT PART A WHAT YOU DOIN
>YEAH NIGGA
>DOCTA PAVEL IS RUNNIN WITH YOU, NOT US. WE GOTTA FIND OUT WHAT HE BE SAYIN.
>I AIN'T SAYIN NOTHIN NIGGA
>WELL GOOD FUCKIN JOB MAYNE, YOU GOT CAUGHT.
>YO BOSS?
>NOW WASSA NEXT STEP OF YO MASSA PLAN?
>CRASHIN THIS PLANE...WITH ALL NIGGAS ON BOARD DYIN!

Why did I laugh so hard at this particular one?

...

It's actually quite the solid nigger casting, although I don't recognize the bitches.

with no survivors playa

I say we do this properly by travelling back in time and getting ODB to do it.

KEK!

I'd have a hard time believing Lucius Fox as Alfred.

This.
I don't know who that Catwoman or Harley is.

Dr. Pavel, i'm ODB

oh, wait...

Because that face is half of Tucker's comedic approach.

I got this

the biggest riddle is figuring out what hes doing in that role.

i apologize in advance for the pun but hes E. Nigga

Hello I'm one of the world's leading reaserchers of Ebonics and Hip-hop culture. The problem with your post is that you put the *smacks lips* in the wrong spot. Since it's basically a verbal comma, it would go directly before "FO U".

-The Association of Basketball-Americans (AoBA)

>Sell out instead of snitch
>Hoodlum
>Who is you instead of what yo name is?
>I aint sayin nothing instead of I ain't say shit or I dindu nuffin

>I'M TIRED OF THIS MOTHERFUCKING MERCENARIES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE

At least it would be different. I would totally watch an all black version of Batman. Isnt there a black DC universe in the comics. with a black superman and wonder woman?

His dad is black stupid.

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKING BANE IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE

Cerebus is not part of Wildstorm. Its an indie production.

When will you filthy anti-smites show us sone respect?

/thread

Cast OJ as Bane, have the movie be about them raycis crakkkas trying to pin the plane crash on him.

Michael Jackson could've been a great Joker, don't you think?

lol all the females are light skinned or mulatto... typical

I'm sorry I don't know everything about Ebonics.

DUDE KRIPTONITE LMAO!

youtube.com/watch?v=TMeFcVHNT1Q

I want this to happen just so it fails.

You can't fail with terry crews brotha

>that scene where superman is smoking weed
DUDE LMAO

>paula patton as catwoman
yes please

>TELL ME ABOUT BANE! WHY'S HE WEAR THE MASK?
>What?
>WHAT COUNTRY HE FROM?
>What?
>WHAT AIN'T NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF, THEY WEAR MASKS IN WHAT?
>W-what?
>MASKS MOTHERFUCKER, DOES HE WEAR IT?
>Y-yes!
>THEN YOU KNOW WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE?
>Yes!
>TELL ME ABOUT BANE! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
>What?
>SAY WHAT AGAIN! I DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER, I DOUBLE DARE YOU
>I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING MERCENARIES ON MY MOTHERFUCKING PLANE

>Why haven't we got this yet? It's 2016 we need it!!
No matter I don't have to watch it.

This is now a Sam Jackson CIA thread

WHY

THE FUCK

WOULD I WANT THESE MOTHERFUCKERS???

kek

I honestly hope that Andre 3000 could be cast as Mr Miracle (Shiloh Norman) in the DCEU.

>Old fuck has a breakdown when he is actually forced to use his imagination to act

WEEW

IF I PULLED THAT OFF WOULD YOU FUCKIN DIE ALREADY?
I...it would be extremely p...painful...
YOU A BIG FUCKIN GUY...
For y...you
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU INTERRUPT ME?

chris tucker really, really likes the rush hour series.

>They wear masks in what?

How so?

...

Add Chief Kief as Mr. Freeze

>We scientist now bitcheeez

How'd you cast Flava Flav?

LOTTA MOTHERFUCKIN LOYALTY FOR A HIRED MOTHERFUCKIN GUN HUH? SHEEEEIT

Really surprised that nobody has mentioned that we've already had a black Harvey Dent back in the 80s and nobody cared on either side of ideology.

We will never be diverse enough until the last white baby is smothered in its crib.

>I-I really didn't expect that kind of reaction
>h-how could this be ?

Fucking pathetic.

Who plays Cobblepot (Penguin)?

Who's the black Danny Devito?

I'm not White but I swear sometimes I just want to tattoo a Schutzstaffel mark on my face or something just to let people know the White Race is here to stay, and to differentiate myself from the uppity mongoloids.

What role did Idris Elba even play that got him his meme status? I don't remember him ever having the lead role in a noteworthy mainstream film to embed himself in the public consciousness as THE black actor.

You're a good dog

Thank you White master

Who could Ice Cube play?

the black midget from bad santa

I think it was about someone wanting to cast him as Kratos, who's pale as a fucking ghost.

harvey bullock

because liberals are the real racists and they don't even bother looking up for other actors so they just pick him

Quentin "it's a black male thing" Tarantino

The guy that directed the NWA movie

I don't get it either, I think more people know his name than have seen him in anything except The Wire or The Office

Because he's handsome, a really good actor with amazing charisma, and a large build.

DON'T READING RAINBOW ME MOTHERFUCKER

why would any stuido make the most expensive movie ever made with all those actors that nobody would see

Is this the new age of blaxsploitation?

No that's Luke Cage.

I can already picture the obnoxious rap music soundtrack.

blaxplotation was entertaining. this is just capeshit.

>Chris Tucker as The Riddler

Fuck no.

Probably Heimdall in Thor.

Cha' Mon joker

I would pay triple the ticket price just to see Terry Crews play Bane.

Why are those racists casting a white guy as Alfred?

Tyler Perry

>bane played by terry

top fucking kek

He's a big nigga

Reminder that no negroid naturally has straight hair. Any black with straight hair made a conscious effort to look more white.

>we are all the same
>we need more diversity

Pick one

>to look more white
you mean look more like literally any other race. whites arent the only ones with straight hair.

>Kevin Hart
>Not thinking Dave "I'm Rick James Bitch" Chappelle could pull it off

Fucking Philistines man.

Fuck wait I take that back. Give it to Erik LeRay Harvey

This.

I work with plenty of black women and they all have straight hair.
More than have do that black hair with red streaks.
The older black women just shave their heads or wear wigs.

I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MUTHA FUCKIN HIRED GUNS ON MY MUTHA FUCKIN PLANE

In America, that means white. In some other country, maybe they would emulate them.

Nah. Cast him as Victor Zsasz.

Beyonce dont wanna be in this shit

why people keep thinking bey wanna stoop to this shit

pull your head out of your ass. youre literally trying to make yourself feel superior right now. its pathetic.

Absolutely not......He should be Black Manta. And why not? After all they're turning Jason Mamoa into Aquaman.

Would be funny to have a black guy in full body white make up.

You could probably race swap every batman character besides Bruce to be fair. He's just too big of a cultural icon. Plus he's suppose to be WASPy blue Blood type

yeah and when people get perms it could be because they want to look like Melanesians.

There's nothing unreasonable about what I said. Blacks in the US aren't trying to emulate the Chinese ffs.

Riddler: BATMAN! BATMAN MAH MAN!

Now this would be a great Joker.

>Nicki minaj as catwoman

Seriously no chance I wouldn't jerk off in the theater into my sock

i wasnt being serious. this whole black batman premise is retarded anyway. are you actually taking this serious and trying to make legitimate casting decisions? i literally picked the currently relevant black comedian. i personally dont find him funny but that wasnt the point. him playing the joker would be funnier than any actual lines that could be written for him.

>joker not eddie murphy
shit list

not that i support this behavior but youre both totally wrong.

blacks have been idolizing and emulating asian culture for decades. if you dont believe me ill round up a list of martial arts movies from the 70s and wu tang clan cds. i mean you guys are just trying to aggrandize yourselves by degrading blacks. its pathetic. even when black women buy hair it isnt white hair, its indian hair. you guys delude yourself because you have so little in your lives that putting down blacks make you feel better. its pathetic. blacks have been idolizing asian culture for decades. some of our stupider people openly celebrate having native american blood. we NEVER celebrate having white blood. we know we have it but we hate white people.

...

is he even still alive?

Hell no, but as absurd as all this is, it does make for interesting interpretations for how these characters could be played. Honestly all this black-washing shit is horrifying as it is lazy in terms of writing and actually creating a character we can relate to, and enforcing liberal agendas on people who don't want it and never asked for it.

We're making fun of your stupid points, not black people. I never said there's anything wrong with trying to change your appearance. You are now trying to claim that watching kung fu movies is as influential as spending your whole life in a certain society; you may as well say that Nintendo is evidence Americans are engrossed in Japanese culture.

Whatever, just keep the plane scene in it or else.

Prime Murphy Joker would entertain the shit out me.

Clock King, obviously

being born in america means blacks speak english. thats the kinda thing spending your whole life in a certain society means. what shirt you wear or how you wear your hair is totally your choice. and blacks have commonly chosen literally anything that isnt white just out of a general disdain for you people. and you seem to forget that people like weebs exist who are as american as apple pie but absolutely devour asian culture. besides this all started with someone saying blacks change their hair to try to make it like white peoples. wrong from get go. dont argue just to argue cuz youre wrong.

>You're putting down black people. It's pathetic!
>We hate white people!

This is why you Americans have shit race relations

>this all started with someone saying blacks change their hair to try to make it like white peoples
Then why do they change their hair?

really dude? people dont make fun of blacks constantly online? its not even jokes anymore they just call us subhumans and use really accurate however terrible cruel memes.

why wouldnt we hate you? you hate us. we tolerate one another but theres no love there. tell me more about how people here arent awful to people of color just because they feel safe being scumbags behind their computers.

because straight hair looks better. its what literally every other race has. its not exclusive to white people. how narcissistic do you have to be to see someone trying to be like everyone else and say theyre trying to be like me exclusively.

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>Shaq as Bane

haha wtf who came up with this list

Bruce Wayne became Batman because his father was killed, not because he was absent.

>Terry Crews as bane
I...really want this

>its what literally every other race has

Curly hair is natural on many mediterranean ethnicities and no, a a black guy with straight hair would look fucking ridiculous

This a pretty good list tbth
Maybe apart from the riddler, everyone fit their role quite well

>because straight hair looks better
wew

youre arguing just to argue and its pathetic as fuck. you completely know what i mean and now youre just being a faggot. this is why youre still a virgin.

>why wouldn't we hate you?

I'm not even white. People make fun of a lot of people online. I think you need to look at what your saying and wonder why people say these things

>use really accurate however terrible cruel memes.
>Accurate

AYOOO

HOL UP