Left or right?

left or right?

left

Left.

left

Left. No shame about it either

left looks cuter, maybe a little bit too much makeup but i would definitely do her.

I'll take the one with a penis

right. never seen or felt a vagina in real life. she would prob make me turn gay though

left and I'd suck her off and let her fuck me

>walk into your room
>see this
>wat do?

left

>better tits
>more attractive
>not fat
>probably better smelling vagina

well Amy Schumer made me gay

Left.

Left hands down, no memes or anything and I don't even hate Amy

Either one to be honest, it's not like there's any point in me pretending I'm not a desperate virgin.

left

Nice b8, homo

i don't like wigs and fake tits. so i would pick right, if she shut up.

literally perfect. dunno what a tiny dick virg like me would do with this

ITT limp dick faggot

RIGHT THICCCCCCCCCCCCC

>>probably better smelling vagina
You're in for a surprise, user.

Can I kill myself instead?

Right if she let me do anal

To be fair, it still most likely smells better.

i'd let left fuck me

what does it feel to have been brainwashed by tumblr to like fat women?

Left looks like a kid who tried to apply makeup for the first time, right looks like an uncooked steak with a face carved in.

I'm gonna go with the ol' neither, fuck off.

Left because the one at the right is like a female version of me.

Only one way to make sure.

i love abusive bitches

Lmao
The left one is a man with breasts

Shoot the intruder. Castle doctrine motherfucker

Bailey was actually way cuter as a trap, she just fucked herself up by transitioning


probably amy though, she is statistically likely to have less STDs

How is this even a question?

Left obviously

Anybody who doesn't say left is a huge faggot.

Bailey Jay. Schumer looks like pic related.

Imagine how bad you have to be for men to chose a woman who was born a man.

Left.
And I'm totally serious about this.

>Choose a trannie over a woman
>It's actually the right choice this time

what a time to be alive

Fag