2nd Presidential Debate Gamethread #2

CAPTAIN KHAAAAAAAAAAN!

>last thread was #3
>this says #2

You had
ONE
JOB

What is wrong with the analogy?

theres also children suffering from north korean, chinese, and various african warlords but hey we need to help syria i guess..

Crashing this debate.

CHYNA

...

STOP, STOP!

SHE'S ALREADY DEAD

>vote to destabilize middle east
>fund ISIS

>pretend you care about refugees or defeating ISIS

kek, shes such a politician

TELL ME ABOUT THE ORANGE MAN.

WHY DOES HE SNIFF?

MOOSE
LAMBS

>clinton will starts ww3
>trump will start ww3

how do we win?

why did trump make that finger movement?

Grabbing the pussy

what is aleppo

you ready to fight russians

But he will win, singlesman

This is the Gamethread #2, that was the General #3. Keep up.

What is aleppo?

Grab her by the pussy, duh

wuts aleppo

politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2016/sep/07/donald-trump/trump-repeats-wrong-claim-he-opposed-iraq-war/

if singles, hillary strokes out

Jesus, I can't believe Trump is actually the top GOP candidate. This country that I love deserves to be firebombed. There is no such thing as the USA

>We don't have enough time.
>We have to move one.
>Lets fight over how little time we have.

what is with this super bitch moderator jesus

Reminder that this is who Clinton supporters want for president

twitter.com/hillaryclinton/status/751542474972291072

Checked.

>he thinks global warming is real

Trump is doing much better today.

With no moderators

Thread 3: Part 2

Trump going hard after Bernie supporters

Dropped his name like 4 times

Cred Forums starts WW3

fucking square chin lady eyefucking the camera in the background

by starting WW3 NOW

>What are the crusades?
>What was the Spanish Inquisition?
>What was the Vatican supporting Hitler?
Kill yourself

Trump would look better in a fitted suit.

checked

why does she keep smiling

Trump sounds like an 8 year old holy shit

>doubling down on fuck the immigrants
Ok but seriously what's a clip?

I ship Hillary and Trump desu

why dont they just fight?

"mongrel" implies like bad breeding. Like a mutt. Nothing about temperament or behavior.

I'll fix it next time. Sorry my man.

>Trump

He seemed unstoppable a few weeks ago. What went wrong?

WITH NO SURVIVORS

I've never been hit in the head with a shovel, is this what it feels like?

who /Vikings/ here?

How many questions have been asked? Like 3 or 4? This is such a fucking shitshow

Just shouting about useless bullshit

Good question

SPIELBERGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

ANDUHSUN COOPAH

Hillary absolutely BTFO right now

as in "getting clipped"

>As I recall
She just can't stop talking like a lawyer can she.

can you imagine how based it would be if hillary just joined donald as his vp and mike pence as secretary of state?

getting caught on he next episode of TCaP

She's literally the phoniest human being alive

Its time for a new reign, one without a jewish media. Trump must win!

>Muslim woman
>Undecided

How is this possible?

BAW GAWD HE BROKE HER IN HALF

It's a reaction to criticism.

>Oh look at me, I am not phased at all hahaha

It astounds me, that Bill Clinton's charisma is legendary and yet here we have Hillary, uncharismatic as fuck

>IT WAS FROM A MOVIE GUYS

A position in his cabinet for his daughter Ivanka.......reverse cowgirl.

but who has the bigger wiener?

>Steven Spielberg
>muh Lincoln in a movie

oh jesus fuck this bitch is retarded

Because then we know Hillary would win.

>POLITIKINO

Dumb tv poster

dying first

wikileaks is part of putin's plan?

lol fuck off

((Spielberg))

>crusades
the crusades were a retaliation to muslim oppression. lrn2history

Kek no he isn't. He's looking like bumbling idiot wandering around the stage, avoiding questions, and his answers are all over the place.

He was literally just asked about Muslim refugees and is talking about Mexican immigrants. He has yet to actually answer a question

>politifact

Also holy shit is she really claiming that wikileaks is controlled by the Russians?

But Trump loves Jews more than anyone

Skål chompiz

>muh middle ages

Islam being a violent medieval cult trapped in the Modern age confirmed.

If they don't want to be blown up they vote Trump. He's not deporting legal immigrants that are already there.

That trump smirk

THE RED SCARE

>fear mongering the with the Russians

this bitch wants a war SO bad

Can't we just have a joint presidency?

CYBER-RUSSIANS

>Wikileaks is funded by the Kremlin
Hillary, stop this madness.

>wikileaks is literally the KGB!@!!!

if dubs hillary wins

how do we stop this election?

how do we stop the 400 pound russian hackers

She's the smartest of the presidential candidates, which says a lot about how intrinsically fucked up is our electoral system. We don't have the freedom of choice to realistically chose more than 2 candidates.

Now she is blaming pepe

i'm a CTR shill but she isn't winning this debate. but neither is trump.

this debate won't have an affect on the electorate.

Hillary literally won't stop provoking Putin until the US gets nuked

Fucking kek he's turned into a stand up comic. This is better

that would be some next level shit, wow

>>Wikileaks is funded by Russia

Is she fucking retarded

Why do Burgers says moscow so stupidly?

Mos-Ka-how

You are literally lying on the internet.

>What WEre the crusades?
Different Kings using the Catholic church as a mean to conquest strategically relevant places
>the Vatican supporting Hitler?
>There are People who literally still believe this as a fact

>this is not a freakishly elaborate post-ironic comedy sketch
>this is an actual presidential debate

i want to die

>hillary as vp
Trump would commit suicide with 2 shots to the back of the head within a month.

Become mountain men and pay no taxes?

wut is aleppo

I think the biggest difference between Abe and Hillary is their sex probably.

sniffles

Why are democrats so pro-war?

I'm crying right now. The thought that Trump is so close to being president is just crushing me. This is too much :/

>I know nothing about Russia

Uhhhh

maybe the hacker is a 400 pound guy on his bed

>that's uh...that's a wikileaks...

>I know nothing about Russia

We can tell.

>Hillary
>not Bill

>not wanting a Donald/Willie ticket

Are americans actually still scared of russians?

>i know nothing about Russia

Well that's good to know

Hilary fucking hates him. Look at her eyes when the crowd was laughing at her.

>balance sheet post office
lolwut

>it is good to get along with the Russians yet I don't have a clue about what goes on in it

Is this man fucking retarded or simply a hypocrite?

"i know nothing about russia"

What is it good for?

SUNDAY

SUNDAY

SUNDAY

>the crusades
muzzie invader detected

No, but its what the Democrats are pushing now, they want a war with Russia or something.

"You can't trust trump with nukes!, btw we need to have a war with russia lmao"

this bitch needs to make up her mind

The product of religious expansionism.
That was my point, you fucking mong.

Hillary has always been a hawk

Oh shit Trump is doing nice on the taxes

Jesus christ, he is literally a child.

hello fellow russians, how are you doing my 4channarian comrades

>All of your friends are shitty like me.

>doesn't bring up foreign donors to the Clinton Foundation
>like the time Clinton gave 20% of the US's uranium to the Russians

He's doing terribly.

I know nothing

Why say that

>that fucking disgusting constant smile
Hillary's truly a repulsive """"human"""" being

I'm a solid 430

theyre both so fucking retarded

I shouldn't be saying this but we actually have a new anti-nuke defense system that is virtually invincible. There is no way for Russia to deliver a nuke to our country without being intercepted.

She's secretly into it

...

a meatball sandwich

>You didn't improve the tax code while you were in the Senate so that you could take out negative ads on me

So... Hillary can see the future?

just hackins, you know.

Damn, Hildog getting creamed by the orangutan

have you gotten the new Kremlin memo?

operation 400 pound hacker is in effect

You misunderstand. It will be the Russian aggression after Clinton attacks Russian allies without provocation that starts the war. Clinton is no warmonger.

oh shit!
KEK wills it

sniffies...cant unhear that shit

talk about the hillary foundation and haiti

shes craving that pusygrab

>I'm lowering taxes for my bracket
Reaganomics 2.0?

>bigly

who is winning lads?

>CHINA

DRINK UP

>not bending over for Putin = starting a war

wew

RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

>Shes raising your taxes really high
>and that is
>going to be what is
>a disaster for our country

What the fuck is speaking in such a simplistic way? Was there ever a better time to speak with more clarity than right there? Stupid windbag cunt would be ten miles clear in this election if he wasn't such a bellend.

*deep sniff*

>this thread

Good to see so many fellow libertarians in here.

Fuck Trump, fuck Hillary and fuck the government.

>everything Donald said is not true
Can she ever actually refute anything?

How can anybody think that Hillary is winning ?
Trump isn't doing that good but he's better at least.

His performance is embarrassing and childish.

The problem is the Town Hall format: it's not doing anyone any good. It's too messy.

Literally no one.

Trump's Abe Lincoln line was p. good though.

>both sides are evil
>so vote republican

shut the fuck up, both sides are not equal, clinton is the superior politician.

BIGLY

not trump

Anderson Cooper?

>Clinton
>Trump
>implying anyone will win after this shit
Anderson Cooper is a shit moderator btw

Hillary I guess. Trump is making a fool of himself.

This election is embarrassing.

>no growth
>1%

Is this man fucking retarded or he just doesn't have a grasp on basic economics and how they work?

Why is trump lurking? Sit the fuck down or stand still.

America is losing

>i will tell you it's a disaster, that i can tell you and frankly it's a total disaster in my opinion

This is Cred Forums's chosen?

This debate? Trump.
This election? Clinton

>mfw my wife just lost the race

His use of the English language is revolutionary.

russia

>Different Kings using the Catholic church as a mean to conquest strategically relevant places
you got it backwards m8.

it was actually the church using the european kingdoms to fight the muslims and take the holy lands. the muslims from north africa were invading southern europe and killing christians for a long time before the crusades even started. but europe was too busy fighting each other to really give a shit. then some pope came along and united everyone to fight against the muslims instead of each other.

Trump, barely

ITS OVER TRUMP LEFT!

Hilary is cute.

>People who are more educated vote Democrat
Why is this?

Holy shit mane

Neither of them are actually answering shit

This is the worst debate ever, and I've seen South American debates. At least the latin fuckers know how to lie

what is with this ted talk shit? give them a fucking podium or something

Seems about even because D-man is being very aggressive and Hillary is kind of just taking it. Doesn't help that she's been fumbling when she gets called out. Meanwhile D-man also isn't really saying much of any real substance. They're both kind of sucking shit.

so whomever shit talks the other the most wins, right?

Hillary can't handle this banter. She'll be dead before the debate ends.

Don't matter he's a handsome fox

What is aleppo, my 4channarian buddy?

I'm a little disappointed that trump isn't staying as on message as he should have been doing. This is all an awkward mess

What is aleppo?

People actually think Trump is winning. It's like he's never watched a debate in his life

the globalists

Nice dubs. Chel Chel a cute

Hillary looks really old, this is going to hurt her

Is that a tranny in the background?

Might as well pronounce it "Mosque" with the way that shit country is going.

>Buffett Tax
Yeah I'm sure Warren totally will follow this rule and won't dodge taxes like he has for years

YOU'RE A BIGLY GUY

Is trump about to slam that chair over her head?

>That pacing

HE'S GONNA DECK HER

Who /BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTPRRRRRTTTTTTTTT/ Here?

muh poor ukranians who aren't even apart of nato

muh syrian barbarians

If they both have secret service that protect them
what happens if hillary and trump fist fight each other?
would they step in or would they fight the opposing secret service?

Because the public education system is largely left-wing.

40 years ago

Russia is starting to forget its place. Vladimir "manlet" Putin needs to see that the USA isn't fucking around and we can and will burn his shitty country in the ground.

Beggers can't be Jewsers

>hillary is a slimy robotic shadow reptile controlled by her puppet (((overlords)))
>trump is a manchild with the intellect of a third grader

america is truly doomed

Ivanka is way hotter

>what is marxist infiltration and subversion of american educational systems

youtube.com/watch?v=QJ2fMeer5Mw

kek anderson just got excuse me'd

ALEX!

now this is the correct answer

They are both already dead. You are watching ghosts

Trump never stays on message. Have you not seen his whole campaign?

She still looks cute.

More like 57 years ago.

>I'm a crook and so are her friends

how does this shit fly

Work on your onomatopeias senpai
farts sound more like brrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRMMMMMMMM

>I DO BAD THINGS, BUT SO DOES SHE.

>did you use the $935 million to write off 13 years of taxes

>of course I do. of course I do...

what the fuck. is he even listening to the questions????

Clinton just confirmed she wants a massive increase in the capital gains tax so that it's even higher than top marginal income tax rates.

Fuck her. She would literally destroy the entirety of the US economy to appease her mouthbreathing pleb base.

>intellect of a third grader
how many third graders can take a million dollars and make billions with it

> doesn't want to be able to travel the world without shitty visa requirements

How does someone that literally confesses to avoid taxes for his country has an actual chance of winning an election?

Youre fucking retarded if you dont think they could perhaps maybe withhold and manipulate certain information because their fucking career could be at stake. Im tired of people saying Trump/Hilary retarded. The entire thing is retarded. Youre retarded. Im retarded.

>tfw too smart to pay taxes

Its me

Who cares we will pronounce it the way we want to and you can't stop it.

>liberals are sanctifying this war mongering shill for the banks and jews disgusting woman
Why can't they admit she's a piece of shit, it's embarrassing to watch them call her "beautiful" and "brave" while they know she isn't

literally /ourguy/

What is this election

Trump has got to stop with the personal attacks and focus on the real issues here.

i fucking hate those ugly chinless women. all look disgusting

Hillary looks and sounds so energetic and healthy wtf

And you don't you fucking hypocrite? Say what taxes you fucking pay you cunt, instead of bringing up Soros and that Cred Forumscucktard bullshit?

Another Bernie name drop

BAW GAWD STOP THE MATCH SHES DEAD DON SHES DEAD

Trump is doing so much better than last time. If he's not declared the winner by the media, even the most bluepilled people will see how rigged it is.

youtube.com/watch?v=I_To-cV94Bo

Get an education out of your Marxist cuck chamber. God it's embarrassing how they fill your heads with lies.

You think the Don ever fucked her? He'd have to be a total faggot to turn down that prime pussy.

wtf is she /ourgirl/ now?

China

Hillary won the tape thing hard and won muslims

But she lost the rest imo

He named the Jews, he did it the absolute madman

He's digging a hole too deep. The meme magic may run out because he's been fucking his own shit up during these debates.

ALL TALK NO ACTION

LETS FUCKIN GO

OUR BOY IS DOING IT

>LIBYA
>SYRIA
>IRAQ

CALLED THE F U C K OUT

>1% growth in a GDP of 18 trillion is a loss

my
actual
sides

So this is the power of a "great business mind". Sasuga Trump.

you mean get a 13 million loan from their daddy, go bankrupt 4 times and lose 900+ million in a year?

Also they read more. That's not saying much since much of what's being read is trash for young adults.

trump was dominating but he's chocking fucking hard now

kek no one thinks this. you must be a teenager

He has no idea how the government works.

>wanting open borders

Does he know what senators do?

>YOU WERE A SENATOR WHY DIDN'T YOU FIX THE WORLD

> tfw too poor to pay taxes

STOP GOING OFF-TOPIC

Donald believes in line breeding

No, ISIS formed because America is unable to mind their own fucking business.

>Trump is doing so much better than last time.
Definitely agree.

>If he's not declared the winner by the media, even the most bluepilled people will see how rigged it is.
lol no, he's still doing terribly.

DONALD BAD
HILARY GOOD

How many third graders can be given millions(inflation) and inherit his father's business?

>Hillary literally lives off of taxpayers for the past 30 years and no one bats an eye

Are those cheers coming from speakers? What in the fuck.

Don't use the bluepill/redpill reference in respect to normalfag politics, you fucking mouthbreather. It makes you look like an idiot.

>keep mentioning sanders
Why? You don't have his support.

wait who were they just cheering for? they were both talking at the same time.

trump is starting to unravel quicker now

any third grader could if their daddy bailed them out a dozen times and hired a staff to keep the business from sinking

>We're out of time
>Please allow her to respond
>We're over time
>She didn't interrupt you

Why do they have such bad debate etiquette?

He was never dominating in this debate.

her daughter is a hottie, also looks a lot like hillary back in the day

what i wouldn't give to fuck them both, but only if hillary is the dom

Because he's the only one proposing to fix it, while being honest about it.

>ywn be ordred areound by anderson copper in assless chaps
why even live?

Trump just officially lost the Presidency.

I wasted a fucking year of my life on this shit and that pisspoor asshole. Holy shit. I should have listened to the people at the beginning of the race on Cred Forums who said he was an Israeli plant. I'm moving to anywhere else.

HILLARY PAUSING AFTER THAT ONE LINER OF HERS EXPECTING APPLAUSE

AND THERE IS NO APPLAUSE, JUST SILENCE

You can tell she thought he was going to go easy like the first debate but he's blowing her the fuck out with both barrels.

U WER SENATOR Y U NO CHANGE RULES

Oh god now she's going to go on about her life story.

>What are being a politician and government salaries
Are you retarded?

He absolutely eviscerated her over the emails

Can an American tell me how he is doing objectively?

Is there literally any chance he can win?

I just want Trump to snap and tell Anderson to fuck off.

>implying hedonistic fatties, impossible to organize blacks, disloyal spics, gays, women, liberals and libertarians who despise government could be rallied against bored, drunk, bloodthirsty russians who hate themselves and are willing to die for their misplaced sense of pride

If you could choose any Cred Forums character as a third party candidate to vote for, who would it be and what would its platform be?

and then come out of it and create a billion dollar empire? yes

Its not that, its all the redneck inbred retards who vote Republican

Just about every left-leaning person I know is basically saying "blegh, she's better than Trump at least."
Nobody I know has really had much of anything positive to say about her.

>her daughter is a hottie
Far too old.

they cheered for hillary...trump started talking during the cheer

>sniffing hard now
ftfy

>china is beating us, thats why we need to lower our tax rates even lower than them

Bane/Bill Wilson as VP

It's almost like she had short term health problems and isn't actually dying.

if murica had 7%gdp growth in 10 years be 100% larger than every economy of the world.

new bread with the correct number

fuck off, you couldn't be a clearer shill

>muh syrian kids

You mean salaries paid for by our tax dollars?

You don't actually believe this do you? Are you watching another debate than everyone else?

ah, right. im in Cred Forums.

he buys land which appreciates. It's not like he started a revolutionary company.

HOLY FUCK SHUT UP TRUMP

Lol Trump is starting to crack, he's losing his restraint and just spouting bullshit whenever he feels like it

Honestly, he should be doing far far better to batter her image. Every opportunity he gets, he turns back toward congratulating himself.

>facebook is now an authority on public affairs

wew

you have to actually be retarded to believe the shit he says

hes a fucking business man. he doesn't give a fuck about your country

>moderators going after russia too

Bump

>at least 100 of them children

WHAT?

>the holocaust

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??????

Well maybe I should stop going on salon-tier sites just to get angry

>eviscerated
Because he talked more? That's not how you win a debate. It's about even keel at the moment but Hillary is going to walk away with a win by a slim margin

is that real?

>How does someone that literally confesses to avoid taxes for his country has an actual chance of winning an election?

Does literally ANYONE not use deductions? How the fuck does that work?

>Looks at the tax code
>See that you are perfectly and legally eligible for write-offs from your taxes
>NO I AM GOING TO GIVE THE MAXIMUM AMOUNT OF MONEY I CAN TO THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT THAT THEY WILL ALLOW ME TO

No, but because of the electoral college not because he's blowing it

America is so fucking hilarious, the entire country is like a cartoon

I'm convinced the country isn't even real, it's some sort of psy op reality TV show.

this is clearly a CTR anti-shill to make the original post seem better
nice try, how much did they pay you?

Because it's the truth. I'm voting for Hillary.

Not because she's great, she's way too much of a centrist-corporate shill. But she at least has basic knowledge of how the government operates.

She's shit but she's seriously the only viable candidate. Which is fucking embarrassing.

I swear he's gonna cuss and just spout 'fucks'

He's a child.

Hillary faulted on a few answers

but

Trump comes off as an utter child who seems to understand literally nothing.

He isn't going after the juicy bits. What about all the shady stuff the Clinton Foundation has done? He should also be bringing up the public and private positions bit more.

Generally speaking if you are find them attractive at that age you have mental health problems. Females are at their sexual peak when they start to bleed; every month after that is literally the slow death of femininity.

I'm convinced that we've been living in a south park episode for the past year

>holocaust namedrop

this

Mage thread now

if hillary had a dick, she would plugging that orangutan's booty...donny lost it now...started ok, but thats a steep decline now

Yeah but she didn't even attempt to fix shit. She voted for the Iraq war and lead the shitshow that was the toppling of the Libyan government. She's on the same level as Bush Jr. desu

but he is le 1% user!
and we are le 99%!
its us vs. them!!!

Why's he talking about nuclear weapons?

sad thing is most people are stupid and probably think trump is doing better

>trump has to wait his turn
>THE MEDIA IS BIASED

lol

>it's another the russians are our enemy episode

...

>russia is new in terms of nuclear
wat

>It's another let's betray our country to Trump shill episode

This.

This debate won't move the needle at all, though. Clinton is still going to be up 3-5 points in the polls tomorrow am

He doesn't have shit to say.

trump's sniffles= defeat

as in, they have the newest technology and america has lagged behind

that's how i understood it

haha trumpy getting called out for evading the questions.

What the fuck is he saying? He is making shit up on the fly.

>le ~~VETO POWER~~ XD

WHAT IS HE SAYING

>why are we telling the leaders were about to attack?
>there are military strategies for doing that

This moderator, kek.

What the fuck is he talking about

He literally has to debate the moderators at this point lol. Wasn't this supposed to be between the candidates?

>Spitting in their grave.

Truly a diamond dozen.

>but we actually have a new anti-nuke defense system that is virtually invincible. There is no way for Russia to deliver a nuke to our country without being intercepted

You're a fool

Why are the moderators debating Trump?

>i was involved a number of classified operations

Trump just blames everyone, he should focus on answering the questions, cmon Emperor.

Because he is not answering the questions, he is just blaming Hillary (Im not saying he is wrong).

I guess you could say that the moderators are already tired of Trump's shit

le inner city man

lmao based trump

"Thank you very much, both of you."
That about sums up this debate.

Oh man, just when Hilary was starting to look bad for going over time and talking over the moderator, Trump jumps right in and makes himself look worse.

Now here comes the press to pound home the secret recording about grabbing women's pussies instead of pointing out that Bill and Hillary are running for the exits to avoid bumping into Bill's rape victims. Fucking yellow journalism.