You're losing a fight to the antagonist of the last movie you watched

>You're losing a fight to the antagonist of the last movie you watched
>This guy barges in to help you

Do you win?

Casey is gone and never seen from again

> The Shallows

not sure what a hockey stick could do against a big ass shark

He's killed by Broly.

> The little Rascals

Hmmmmm

i named my son Casey Jones, my wife's last name is jones so she thought it was tribute.

Also named my other son Cooper Dale, her dad's name is Dale.

i'm damn good.

Phantasm

so yes?

>Demons from evil dead
Not much help

Uh? I don't think Casey Jones can beat the sociopathic killer tornado from Twister.

So your son doesn't have your last name and you're bragging about it?

you dont give your child a different last name name you fucking moron. if you had any sort of comprehension and sense you would understand that jones is his middle name

how dumb are you?

you're wrong

Cricket? Gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket.

If Ashley Williams (A retail worker) can defeat deadites, then Casey Motherfucking Jones can

>An angry cuck starts backpeddling when he realizes what he posted about his wife's son

lmao

Fucking space racist

Can he defeat that ghost dude from poltergeist 2? I'd like to find out.

>Khan (the Ricardo Montalban version)

He'd kick Jones' ass too then kill me.

kek

Elias Koteas deserved a better career. Not a "IT'S THAT GUY" one.

He could probably beat up the HAL9000 no problem.

Definitely, he's an amazing actor, and pretty much my favorite part of whatever movie he's in. Even if it's a small role.

He probably is my favorite actor.

Ironside from Turbo kid


Maybe

I'll be honest, this whole time I thought that was Christopher Meloni.

you Barfaroni