"I snatch 'em by the punani."

"I snatch 'em by the punani."

please leave me alone, steven seagal

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Dey tookah agains her wil

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What was that movie where they showed the bullets flying through the air and hitting the girl in the car?

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Wuh happen?

Well I'm sorry to hear that, because now I'm gonna snatch every motherfucker pussy.

dey tooker

>ex CIA operative
>fluent in 6 languages
>IQ 188
>Serbian citizenship
>Italian-American heritage
>Born and grew in Brooklyn
>Honorary Russian
>black belt in Aikido
>honorary black belt in Karate
>honorary black belt in Shibari
>Japanese heritage
>fought against Yakuza members
>Katana expert
>expert in Wines
>Counter Terrorism expert
>International sex symbol
>Mongolian heritage
>Blues musician
>BFF with machoman Putin
>Putin is ex KGB hitman
>Russian heritage
>Part-Time reserve Sheriff Deputy
>Trains security guards
>Trains Russian Special Forces
>Trains UFC fighters
>Buddhist god
>raised by black blues musicians in New Orleans
>Has his own energy drink
>Better shooter than Jerry Miculek
>Grew his hair back

Is there anything this man cant do?

someone post the webm of him gliding across the screen

"I grab every motherfuckin pussy"

for your viewing pleasure

kek

This is my Punani. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My Punani is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

>Don't mind me, just floating through

oh shit the pudgy pugilist!

ahhaha he moves like a fat penguin shaking from side to side a little

act

Yeah that was the joke, congratulations

Did they CG him in that scene because he's too obstinate to act in that shot properly.

Pro skateboarder as seen in

what the fuck, I thought he said there was nobody upstays

why wasnt this nominated for Oscars?

Wow, the Uncharted film looks almost exactly like the game

What's going on in this pic. Why isnt Seagal holding an oscar?

why should he, when he has four servants to hold his oscars for him?