*grabs you by the balls*

*grabs you by the balls*

Mmmmh, you're a big guy

>how do you respond?

For Pussy

"Here, have some tic tacs."

>Y-y-you too

"I'm a very big guy, one of the biggest, people always tell me i'm the biggest guy they've ever seen, if i'm elected I'll make america big again"

Wonder how a dead body make it's way into my house.

You belong in jail

>quotation marks

That's a big promise.

"You think the shitpost is your ally? But youuu merely adopted it. I was born into it. MOLDED by it."

why am i being judged based on ball size?

"I'm a dumb frogposter."
-You

I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK THE TIME

>"Bill's much better at this sexual.assualt business than you are Hillary. Go back to influencing peddling and shouting down your husband's victims"
>[give her a condescending smack on the ass as I walk away]

BACK THE FUCK OFF!?!?

COUGHING FIT

PANTS OF SHIT

Shoah listener?

>erection
>groan
>jizz
That about sums it up.

Dobson?

...

>Sam Hyde getting a tv show
>Trump going strong
>alt-right movement getting traction
>meme magic working
>Trump loses the debate 2x in a row

FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS SHIT, THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR TIME!!!

;_;

This is some top shitposting to be family.

M-mommy

lol hillary smells like shit

would never happen, stupid comment

Don't worry, it's all part of the plan

Democrats are horrible at turning out for midterm elections. We'll get a bunch of Trump Conservatives into Congress in 2018, much like how in 2010 The Tea Party gained a fuckload of seats

May as well go with the flow. Either way you'll mysteriously get cancer or disappear

>brexitpolls.large-jpg

Secretary Clinton

I'M TRUMP

*unzips tictacs*

We can all agree she seriously fucked up this time, right? She came out on top of the last debate, but tonight she just blew it. I think she was on auto-pilot because she thought the whole pussy-grab incident would do all the necessary work for her. Then once that question was out of the way, she had nothing to work with.
>Literally starts with Trump being accused of rape
>She doesn't dig into it as much as she could
>Won't stop referencing "the children" like a Lifetime movie housewife

>Final question looks like the perfect moment for Hillary to look reasonable while Trump pisses people off
>Hillary is needlessly catty and passive aggressive, trots out the "children" angle again
>Trump makes himself look great with the last word

What a fucking hack.

>it gets bigger when I pull on it

Hillary was cute. CUTE

would destroy

>one hour and 35 minutes ago

>hahaha trump is running what a joke the republicans are hahahaha
>Hillary less than +5 against a joke candidate

Just shows how shit Hillary is

Lads?

This was the last time they spoke as friends....

One in the shadow... the other in the light....

Fuck off, government gook.