Film depicts a successful social interaction

this is unironically me, minus the skipping (I just walk around the house). Not even an autist.

You hit the space bar quickly to pause the movie and you get up from your chair, walk or aimlessly skip around the room looking at the floor while you try not to think about the triggered embarrassment that just happened in your brain

It's a common viewing experience, don't try to act surprised

Get out

im pretty sure pacing the room for no reason is something mentally ill people do

I have autism and this is too real.

>film has a badass moment where the character kicks everyone's ass
>imagine yourself as that character beating up the group of guys that used to bully you in high school
>jump up and skip around the room while also throwing punches in the air

Jesus christ why do I still come to this shitty website when you all have such crippling autism? Probably because you're still better company than normans when you're not whining about your autism.

>go to cinema to watch new movie about an action badass
>the love interest finally falls for him after a period of reluctance
>passionate sex scene, they make love for the first time
>like to wait until the facial before I cum so I can better insert myself as the protagonist
>jackass in the row behind me finishes himself early and starts loudly munching on popcorn for the last half of the scene

plebs ruin everything

>Implying Normans don't make the best company

>watch the latest new highly anticipated kino
>character suddenly breaks fourth wall by looking by straight at the camera talking to the viewer
>immediately look away from the screen and act like he is just having a conversation with an another character

>get relieved after an interaction between two fictional characters went well

I do the same while making up more situations in my head. I'm probably autistic.

why are you here?

i like it here

>watch movie
>skip the romance and sex scenes, even though i'm watching alone

This

>Watch movies without getting that emotionally invested in it.
You can work on autism you know.

Obviously. I get really uncomfortable when characters even kiss.

I'm super repressed though. Hell for me would be having to talk about sex.

>imagine talking to high school friends
>conversation flows perfectly, down-to-earth, hilarious, crude but elegant
>talk to that one girl and hit it off
>friends tease me about it when we meet
>I try to play it off cool but I'm glad I got a girl
>brag about having sex
>have a huge smile plastered on my face, laughing at some of the jokes I imagine telling and the conversations we have
>snap back to reality
>I'm a 23 year old kissless virgin NEET who hasn't spoken to anyone in years and when I was in high school I barely spoke either
>want to kill myself for getting lost in these daydreams AGAIN

>watching whose line is it anyway
>imagine myself as one of the comedians and jokes i would make in the different games and how i would get along with all of the cast

Work out, get a hair cut and find a group of people with similar interests. All these things are key to going from NEET to normal.

>>jump up and skip around the room

Are you unironically me? I also get twitches and start screaming a little.

I did the first 2, it didn't cure my autism.

Just don't kill yourself.

this hurts too much

the ride NEVER ends, it NEVER gets better

Same. How does anyone find a woman that isn't a chore to talk to?
Not to mention I can't help but be really jaded since people only like me now that I'm fit. Shit sucks.

>and when I was in high school I barely spoke either

Why?

>spend all day long imagining hypothetical conversations that never happen

WDYTWR?

the autists are literally what makes this board fun