Seagal

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Take your autism back to /k/.

belly of the beast was on last night. the final boss scene was pure kino

you can really tell if the people making seagal flicks are semi-competent or if its straight-to-dvd trash like his past few

The funniest part to me is always the TWO wristwatches.

how did he possibly justify two watches to himself?

As a police officer this in absurdly funny

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most operator scene since Collateral

why does this look so off? is it just because he forgets to bend the knees a little bit or is it because he is incredible untalented?

>TURBO

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where does this man get the money to keep rolling out 4 of essentially the same operator kino every year?

oh come on!

hairline reminds me of a V

seagalposting is best posting 2bh

can you post more webms? there was one where he waddles over to a dead body i think

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i got you senpai

thank you good sir

>that coat
>those faded jeans
>2 watches

fuck that made me laugh, it's like a cardboard cutout floating across the screen

i think it's cgi
it has to be
or he is wearing heelys.
either way, i don't think he can move that fast naturally

>2 watches

why is he wearing 2 watches wtf?

how does he keep getting away with it?

>when you don't contribute during a raid but sneak in and ninja the loot

i'm betting some guy offscreen is pulling him on a dolly

>Casting this guy


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everytime

are there hotpockets in that backpack or something?

top kek

It looks like they fast forwarded the footage to make it seem like he's moving faster than usual

Birthdays will be snatched.

Poll

What's worst
>2 watches
>don't knowing which hand to use to hold your weapon while entering a room with a potential threat

CHOOSE!

The gay way he readjusts his grip by far.

dammit where do I know this guy from?

Why isnt Seagal holding an Oscar?

*Blocks your path*

its because he's taking a leisurely stroll through action sequences instead of doing any kind of acting about being shot at or in danger

MICROSOFT SAM?!

I don't get how such a colossal weeaboo wouldn't even know basic sword forms.

It's pretty much the first thing they gravitate towards

>take out the mumblemumble

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In his heart of hearts, does he really think this looks good on screen?

Sensei Seagal's daughter

which one?

the punani one

Okay, so that's a gibberish word Seagal uses...great reference m8, 10/10

now which one is his daughter?

One tells the time, the other tells you birthdays.

well i'm sorry to hear that

He took his MREs.

Haven't seen the movie, but don't some do this to track two time zones if they travel a lot?

You think Seagal's character is thinking about two time zones?

seagal is the ja/ck/ of action movies, isn't he?

You can get a watch that switches timezones with a button or even displays two at once. That's what pilots do.

Where you goin?

kino as fuck

Post the floating one.

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It was lost during a special ops mission.