Laboratory scene

>e=mc2 is written on some blackboard even though it's wrong
it's supposed to be E=mc^2/√(1-v^2/e^2) and E0=mc^2, the 0 indicating that it isn't moving because E0 and E is later used to calculate the kinetic energy when E0 and E collide with each other

>plot developments/intrigue all conveniently take place right outside the classroom main character is in while he's distracted and looking out the window.
>just gets up and leaves in the middle of class

here you go buddy have one on the house

>laboratory scene
>E≠mc2 is written on some blackboard in the background

> Villain is fighting the heroes/ his master plan is being executed.
> The heroes are losing.
> Suddenly good goy remembers what was being taught in class and uses it to stop him.

that happens in every movie desu (I think it's part of the hero's journey)

hey everyone one look at pointdexter ova heah

that's better than when they want to make it look like the scientist has done a lot of work on the blackboard but none of it makes any sense.

>IN ENGLISH YOU EGGHEAD

ya gay

In english please

EGGHEAD AHAHA

it's so you can calculate the energy transfered from a moving object to a stationary one

IN LAYMAN'S TERMS DOC

basically if you threw this baseball towards that watermelon over there you can calculate how much the watermelon will move from its position after it's been hit with the baseball

>horror movie with killer
>classroom scene is psychology class talking about psyche of killers/basic freud level shit

can't tell if merely pretending

Wormholes Chrichton...

>E=Mchammer

>He forgot the momentum component

Stay is school

Can you dumb it down a shade?

>mfw

you mean p=mv/√(1−v2/c2)? didn't think it was relevant

uhh, but the watermelon is already moving because the earth is orbiting the sun and the watermelon is located on earth.

it's relative

everything is relative. checkmate nerd.

>black police chief with mustache is the science teacher
>GOD DAMNIT CLASS, THE D.A. IS BREATHING DOWN MY BALLS

the watermelon perceives itself as stationary and that is all that is needed to prove that it is not moving

wrong, acceleration is a constant and therefore not relative

>black police chief shoots himself in the foot in front of class

Classic

>black police chief with mustache is the science teacher
>gets shot by edgy white kid
>"god dammit, i was only two days away from retirement"

Your teachers must be really shit where they can't even time a lecture right.

>I'm not afraid!
>You should be.

>character refers to a vehicle,machine or weapon as "betsy"

>acceleration is a constant
try applying that in real live scenarios, doesn´t work for all cases

It does if they are studying Einstein

if i could i'd win the nobel prize

>stay is school

Heh, nothin personnel kid

>Teacher starts on new topic
>Okay, this isn't that hard. It's really similar to what we did a fortnight ago. Everyone remember?
>One guy says no
>Teacher takes 10 minutes explaining months worth of tutorials and lectures
It must suck to be a teacher

Give me your lunch money, nerd.

>One guy says no
>ignore him because he should have been paying attention and if he wants to fuck up his education it shouldn't drag down every other student
>continues with the lesson

I think it's the philosophy that if one guy admits to not understanding, how many others don't either?

But yeah, it's retarded.

I never had that happen to me in all my years in school. At least not something that took longer than like 1 minute to explain.

Most people would just ask the teacher after the lecture if they wanted to clarify things.

We don't even have any bells in my country. That just sounds awful.

>horror movie
>main girl sees the killer while looking out the classroom window
>teacher lectures about something topical
>teacher asks girl a question
>she answers it then looks back out the window
>the killer is gone

oh. ye. the einstein class. the class to learn about einstein. the lessons in which i take to learn about the man named einstein

>cannon is referred to as "bertha"

nutty proffesor

NERD

IN YA GO DWEEB

>it's supposed to be E=mc^2/√(1-v^2/e^2) and E0=mc^2, the 0 indicating that it isn't moving because E0 and E is later used to calculate the kinetic energy when E0 and E collide with each other

>he doesn't have a major in einstein

retard

ok i laffd

You never make use of it in any high School or University laboratori classes, unless you are in a nucleare facitility. In this case no One would write it either since it is so obvius

The Martian

2001

>music is used as a weapon

>teacher explaining concept
>student raises hand
>"I don't get it"
>"well what part don't you get"
>"all of it"

Hey nerd have a (You)

I've done this.

Easiest way to discredit a shitty teacher.

...

You know it just makes you look like an idiot when everyone else gets it right?

I have never seen this happen before. every time the teacher will check their watch and see how much time they have left

question is, is he a shitty teacher or are you a shitty student

Tmnt

This was one of the best aspects of breaking bad and they dropped it after like the second season. The opening of him walking out of the exploded building and then his lecture on change happening too soon is great.

>film begins with too many anvils

Lucy

>don't forget you have a quiz Monday

>3/4s of the lecture hall have already left half way through the first word

>Implying anyone responds when a teacher asks something
>Implying every single question they ask isn't followed by 15 seconds of awkward silence

I agree senpai

>tfw you know the answer to every question asked but don't want to come off like a massive sperg answering all of them

>that one guy (or worse girl) that answers EVERY question quickly and with a smug attitude
We get it, nerd.

>The fucking self hate when some moron stumbles over their shit wrong answer then the lecturer corrects them with what you would have said
>that fucking feel when the lecturer is obviously doubtful that she's gotten through to anyone

...

Underage high-schooler detected

>tfw when too intellegent for school

>tfw I'm that guy stumbling on the wrong answer
who /retard/ here

IN ENGLISH, DOC!