Wizard People, Dear Reader

Was it art?

a work of genius.

It was unfunny trash much like the works of daniel tosh, dane cook, whatever louis ck became and the likes

couldn't stand more than a minute of it.

I was thinking about posting abput this earlier OP. Crazy.

It's still probably the best non emma watson to come out of the HP franchise- but listening to the whole thing is a slog. It's like 150 minutes.

Best Abridged show.

"No, Harry. You were meant to stride with us, the living! To course with us and our blood. You are meant to end when your share of that blood turns brown upon the rocks of glory! You and I shall drink to-night, Harry. We shall drink to life's confines, to life's pearly end, which is the nothingness of death, not the perpetual pansiness of Heaven!"

he should buy the Mr. Plinkett rights

There's a point in the middle where it starts to wear a bit, but then everything from the introduction of "the Gate of Heaven" ( )
onward is great.

No but it was based on one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

I was really enjoying it but when I saw it was the whole fucking movie in like 9 parts I closed it

What a really thoughtful and on-topic use of this pasta.

no

It was an honest attempt, unlike one of the dullest shitposts in the history of movie shitposts. Each shitpost following /lit/ wizards and their pals from /r9k/ as they fight assorted kinographers has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the lack of film analysis the shitposts only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of images and pasta?all to make fantasy unfantastical to make witchcraft seem kiddie.

Perhaps the die was cast when Quentin vetoed the idea of shitposting on /lit/ directing the shitposts at Cred Forums, he made sure the shitposts would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-posting for his (You). The shitposts might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-atmospherical anaylsis in its refusal of critique and watching for the plot. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the shitposts are g-g-good though
"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the books were terrible and the films were much better.
As I read, I noticed that everytime he shitposts, Quentin wrote instead that Brave New World "was a low tier form of art."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that shitpost was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. The shitposters mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that he has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of shitpost by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are shitposting at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you shitpost you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

maybe if you're a f*cking retard that thinks emma watson is a great actress and have no taste at all

Yes, Brad Neely is a literal god

ITT: very few people know what Wizard People is and are just shitposting about Harry Potter

you mean people on Cred Forums actually arent the most pathetic shitlords imaginable? it cant be.

I wish you luck on not hating your parents for mixing up such an unthinkable person.

That guy literally has autism, just let him post its all he has

>not cyber bullying f*cking retards with no taste or Cred Forums understanding whatsoever that constantly cry about the board having shit taste/autism/being triggered
if you're not bullying professional victims like that then you have no "right" being here, Cred Forums, Cred Forums, /sci/, Cred Forums or whatever other board that isn't Cred Forums or Cred Forums my friend.

how drunk are you?

Contain your autism holy fuck.

This kid is the most pathetic user on the board. If I cared like he did being a Cred Forums detective I'd make a collage of his cancer. But instead you all just need to take note that this nigger cries every change he gets. Loud and often. Take note anons this is what we are dealing with

i fight for the authenticity of this board from vermin like the guy we're talking about. these professional cry baby victims have no place here (on Cred Forums)
like the quote from the guy that was in that tron movie who ended up being a good guy in the end

You are the biggest crybaby on here you fag, kill yourself for thinking this place has merit