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jack, thats wrong

JUICY

i think im gonna puke...

what was that supposed to be?

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DUAL WIELD

pls no

are foodfags the easier fanbase to troll?

food

NO DONT EAT IT ITS FUCKING RAW

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oh god

I mean foodsnobs obv

it's Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad. It's from Alabama.

Reporting in, gotcha covered, famalam.

Posting a favorite.

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he eats this on camera in the video

>2 heaping table spoons

absolutely disgusting

that fucking roast needs like 2 more hours on the grill

People failing to do unbelievably simple tasks is one of the most infuriating things in the world

Heaping table spoons you say?

Reminder that's a bison burger and absolutely should be cooked blue rare.

Can we ja/ck/post here now?

>That off brand mayo made to look like Hellman's

kek this fucking guy can do literally nothing right.

what is this supposed to be?

jesus christ how is he not dead

he calls it bean salad
no joke

>American cuisine

You guys like omelettes, right?

I'm genuinely curious about that.

He must have a stomach of pure Iron to handle the punishment he doles out to it.

that was unexpectedly intense to watch. I'm glad he didn't caught one of his fingers.

These threads make me feel bad for getting angry
at my mom for not using the can-opener to open cans instead of a knife

WHY DOES HE ADD MAYO TO EVERYTHING

gore kino!!

Mayo in a cake? What the ever loving fuck? When is the massive coronary due?

what the fuck is this shit

good fucking lord

this and the fact it looks like he is goign to cut himself any moment now for the whole fucking video

this retard cant even cook an egg

I can't cook for shit on the grill but Jack makes it look easy.

I wish. It'd be streets ahead of the other shit her.

We need to get jack and Jonah to team up and make the best subway ever.

What the fuck is this? Is this guy seriously attempting to make food or is he just a le ebin meemer?

no but seriously, is this to be taken seriously or is it just a joke I can't tell. He really looks like he's trying

I love my meat nice and grey

>his phone sitting in the fucking raw chicken container

holy fuck

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Mayonnaise cake is pretty common, don't know what you fags are talking about, here in Germany we eat it all the time. It's just eggs and oil, it makes a very moist cake. What is truly baffling is that he puts MORE EGGS in it.

yes

No just one /qa/ victim spamming and a shill
He got BLOWN THE FUCK out yesterday when he tried to claim he was Cred Forums as fuck

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

You mean barbecue

It's Jack! His motivations are somewhere between the two options, but he genuinely can't cook.

MULTI HAND CUTTING????

MAN GRATE

YOU'RE LITERALLY LOOKING AT THE RAW UNCOOKED SIDE FACE UP

WHY

WHY

haha holy shit he did

>here in Germany we eat it all the time
was zur hölle, aus welchem deutschland kommst du bitte?

Why is everything he makes severely undercooked?

But......why?

I don't know what I want more, massive heart attack and instantaneous death, or a massive debilitating stroke.

it's the same thing

How hard can it be to cook waffles?

fucking savage

>ywn be a cutie asian doing sick af porn

ITS FUCKING RAW YOU DONKEY

he has a can of Pam next to him, did he forget to use it?

jack lacks the ability to do something as simple as using a god damn waffle iron. you legitimately could not make this shit up

>needing fucking PREDATOR KNIFES to cut a watermelon

What the fuck is wrong with you.

Mods.

when we run out of antibiotics and the apocalypse happens. Jack and his line will be the only ones to survive, he's been building up their immunity his entire life.

>he can't cook
yeah that's obvious, but I guess my question is : Is he aware of that and just putting on a show? or is he really trying to make something?

no FUCKING way

what the fuck is wrong with american >cuisine

LET ME SAW AT THIS WOODEN SPOON HANDLE WITH A CERAMIC KNIFE

IT BROKE!?!?

WHAT THE FUCK!

WHY DID THAT HAPPEN!?

MY METAL KNIVES DIDN'T BREAK LIKE THIS!

THAT'S JUST BAD CRAFTSMANSHIP

I'M GOING BACK TO WALLMART FOR A REFUND

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dude looks autistic as fuck, also his obsession with mayonnaise and the way he uses the items and isn't very good at doing physical things just proves it even more

He's probably serious. He's a weird guy, like this one instance, he bragged about choking out his own son because his son was smoking weed and yelling at his mom or something. Guy probably has issues.

BUY A FUCKING AD YOU PIECE OF SHIT
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Wir haben gezeigt, dass Kuchen gegessen bei meiner Großmutter Parteien in Stuttgart für immer zurück.

Nice touch.

he is not aware at all. If you ask him he's simply an amateur cook who has enough subscribers to feel validated that he's doing it right.

>those jack clips inbetween
Holy fuck I'm in tears.

The top is supposed to be slightly runny, but not watery.

That thing is nowhere near ready to be shredded like that?

I worry about Jack, but that one had my anus clenched for blood

is that his weed smoking choked out son?

>knife intended to easily cut through a watermelon which is already easy to cut because its fucking 80% water
>digs it into the fucking rind and acts like it doesnt work
U FUCKIN WOT

Link to this retard's channel?

It hurts me to see this debased in such a way

this is the best thing I've seen all day

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youtube.com/user/jakatak69

google translate strikes again. in english please?

only jack can undercook waffles

Well this all looks delicious

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>278,000+ subs
My god...

Is he pooping?

desu that omelette at the end is dry as fuck

I swear this motherfucker puts canned pinnapple in everything

those are some feminine as fuck hands

So these webms are from his early days just starting out cooking right?

His omelette is more than eatable. It just looks like shit.

That's not mayo.

gettin xcom flashbacks

No, he's still awful

this webm honestly triggers me

HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW YOU NEED THE OIL TO BE HOT

>those hands
>feminine
i really don´t want to see the "women" you´re into

>This is American cuisine.