Guy Ritchie To Direct Live Action Aladdin

They can't keep getting away with it.

digitalspy.com/movies/news/a810630/guy-ritchie-aladdin-remake-disney-talks/

>guy ritchie

>aladdin (just a nickname) (played Dev Patel, slumdog millionaire)
>set in moden day uk
>aladdin is the leader of a small time street gang, good boy dindu nuffin
>genie is some Jamaican uk rastaman. he's actually a arms dealer, aladdin steals the location where the guns are. it turns out later that these guns were meant for IRA.
>"jafar" (also nickname) is the leader of the biggest crime syndicate in uk (played by jason statham, evil white man)
>jasmine (her whore name, not a real name) is a whore, literal whore, jafar is her pimp (played by a white actress)
>abu is a human, but not a black man to avoid racism, played by white male, comic relief (probably by vinnie jones)
>same with Iago.
>the sultan is just the nickname, "the sultan" pays extortion to jason statham goons.
>"the sultan" gets into trouble with "jafar", he dies. aladdin knew him (father figure), wants to avenge him, kill jafar and get the girl (he's in love with her)
>the last act are british indians all joining forces to kill jason statham. aladdin leads them, it's a bloodbath, they literally fight in the streets
>aladdin has to somehow kill ira and jafar crime syndicate at the same time
>he does
>gets the girl
>london calling plays somewhere in the movie
>rated pg-13

Sounds pretty good.

Why do niggers in London pretend life is hard?

Literally all they need is to get on jobseekers and they get a comfy life.

>robin williams is dead
dropped

It worries me that I can actually believe this. Screencapped.

I love that people are alreadt complaining about ritchie being white

I know it's a meme to cast Idris Elba in things but Idris Elba is guaranteed to play the genie.

he was already in a guy ritchie movie, and ritchie loves them frequent collaborators

They should make it all-white cast to promote diversity.

Dev Patel wouldn't be a bad choice for Aladdin in all fairness.b

>Oi, Al. Got me lamp?
>Ay fack off ye lanky twat!

He has it in the bag.

How are they going to deal with, you know. Islam.

I would definitely be ok with this

>it's a Jafar blows up the palace in the name of Allah episode

What about the guy who played Freddie on Skins?

They better keep the jumping around and shit, I want a street rat.

Dev better learn some fuckin parkour

also, if Kayvan Novak isn't cast in some comic relief role, they're doing it wrong

Who's our jasmine, Cred Forums?

Idris Elbow would be the Genie, right?

Leslie Jones

>Disney keeping Ritchie busy so he doesnt direct DC movies anytime soon

cheeky bastards

Romeo & Juliet for the millionth time

Guy Ritchie's Hitman would be great.

This sounds fucking awful. They chose literally every wrong decision that could be made.

What the fuck.

I haven't read this comic but doing this to a fucking cat is literally torture.

it was dead when they found it, honest.

now I need to read this

You're not too bright, are ya?

God damn fucking, Jews. Nothing sacred.

Ive been wanting some sort of arabian adventure romp and this sounds good. Aladdin was always one of my favorite toons as a kid and I love the Magi manga series.

They're Indian not middle Eastern you racists

>Guy ritchie film
>Statham casted
>Not a protagonist in some way

Ruined my immersion. 4/10

>Vinnie Jones is Iago and Abu
Sounds pretty confusing

nah Kayvan Novak can be Iago.

They've run out of fucking ideas. The amount of sequels, adaptions and capeshit coming out right now is disgraceful.

Irrelevant, Aladdin was Chinese in the original story.

Jasmine?

She can play Carpet

It's sad that you have stuck story gold in 2016 and this would win a trillion Oscars

Emma Stone as Jasmine :^)

really hope idris and CGM are cast