CHARACTERS FROM THE WIRE THAT YOU IDENTIFY WITH

I'm Chris.

Quiet, cruel and got abused as a kid.

I'm Marlo. Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.

I'm that guy in the background that no one noticed

You okay bro?

I'm Stringer Bell without a doubt.

For me it's Prezbo. Angry, incompetent, and with a love for children.

Omar because I'm a gay nigger piece of shit

I'm just a humble motherfucker with a big ass dick

>big ass dick
literally me

I'm Brother Mouzone. Intelligent, geeky, extremely stiff socially, but confident and extremely competent. Non-conformist, but in an awkward, fairly un-cool way.

You are what you eat.

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Butchie, because I've never seen the show.

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Stringer, because I'm intelligent, professional, and know how to get things done.

D'Angelo because I constantly doubt myself and cannot commit to anything

>buttoning the bottom button

This nigger dont know nothing about wearing suits

Mcnulty because I'm a drunk irish asshole

>ayo look at that lil nigga getting his ass beat hahaha

WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTT

molested op?

HELLO
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Chris, PLEASE.

>tfw you want it to be one way

>but it's the other way

Jay Landsman, because I'm overweight and I watch a lot of porn.

>tfw when you tell him not too fret and you got his back.