Alright, enough messing around

Alright, enough messing around.

Who's the better picker?

What's in the Barn master race

>its some old bastard who overprices all of his garbage episode

Yeah, I'm just shitposting, I love Pickers. Guy on the left is better because he isn't autistic about toys.

Also, why do you keep getting dub 6s?

But the money is in smalls, if we're being honest. Do you even antique, bro?

>Also, why do you keep getting dub 6s?

Good question

nah man, I like the characters they meet more than the stuff they buy

wtf

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Someone post the receptionists disappointing nudes.

So, are they...you know?

>disappointing
dammit, I always thought she looked hot

She's got flappier tits than Kirsten Dunst.

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Dunsts are pretty good, what u talking bout

She looks like the white version of an african tribeswoman. She's got the worst tits in hollywood. They look like spaniels ears.

Will we ever get a good show about antiques? I like Antiques Roadshow. I've actually been to a show and my friend was interviewed and made it on TV for this really cool vintage chair he had. But that show is so old people oriented, then American Pickers and Pawn Stars are retard oriented. I just want a show that showcases interesting/rare antiques and gives information and price points without a bunch of staged bullshit or snooty old people.

Man I haven't watched Antiques Roadshow in years
It's so comfy

>you will never again watch Antiques Roadshow after getting home from school and then go to your buddy's house and watch The Red Green Show

It hurts

I'm not surprised her tits are awful, they jiggle practically on their own whenever she's on screen, they have ZERO natural support.

Only worse tits I've seen are Lady Gagas

My dad is obsessed with both of those shows and it boggles my mind how he gets such a strong kick out of them.

Got a link to them, Senpai?

The receptionist, I mean. I need to see these things for myself.

They're comfy, even if they use clever editing. I doubt anything is staged, besides driving shots

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Looks pretty nice and thicc to me
I don't see what's so disappointing

It is comfy as fuck
>sitting quietly on the couch
>grandpa sitting in his chair
>fire crackling from the fireplace
>sipping some hot chocolate
>Antiques Roadshow at a moderate volume
>we occasionally comment on the pieces

Which shows? Pawn Stars and American Pickers? My dad is to for some reason. They would be much more tolerable if they didn't have those stupid skits and interactions with customers. Chum-Lee isn't funny and unless Danielle is naked I don't care about what she's doing or thinking.

My proudest achievement

You just used up your lottery odds m8. I'm still jealous though.

brb gonna go kill myself

Both, my dad can't get enough of them, he's also utterly obsessed with basically every Alaska or "old man with a beard" show on History/Discovery, but his biggest by far is Gold Rush.

Pawn Stars and Pickers I completely understand
But shit like Deadliest Catch or Lumberjack Confidential or whatever it's called seem so absolutely devoid of anything interesting.
What is even to like about those shows? They seem to barely even touch on the technical aspects of being in that career (which could make an interesting show) and instead focus on shouting and forced drama.

My dad tried to make his own moonshine after watching these shows. I don't know what to call it, it's like white man porn. It's all the shit they wish they could be doing; fishing, building cars, trading antiques, living off the land, making cool stuff. I get it, but these shows are just so terrible.

I figured it's because they set up those faux-competitions that get him absolutely riled up; Deadliest Catch and Gold Rush would be boring if they didn't include big fat numbers at the end of every episode saying how many pounds or ounces the group got, and compare it to their rivals.

He's also crazy about country living, he's an upper-middle class businessman that was raised on a farm, and wants to move there to retire because, as he would say, "dirt is everything, family is everything, you need your roots." It's madness, honestly; he's convinced my sister (a physician) to become a country girl and get a job at some no name small hospital in Wisconsin, my brother wants to get a communal farm to grow vegetables and shit, and always listens to country music in the car.

Oh my god I'm rambling about my personal problems and it actually feels good.

The show isn't what matters, it's the lifestyle they convey.

You know who watches Alaskan Bush People? People who want to see half-feral freaks on-screen and white men who wish they were living in the backwoods of gods creation.

As you said, it's white man porn; they see those wizened bushy faces looking solemnly out on the forested sunset and something just clicks with them at a deeply primal level.

This old house was comfyier, but Red Green was the GOAT.

>You will never duct tape two K-cars together to make a Humvee