Say my name.
Say my name
He Who Will Not Be Caught
Mr. Schneider
dan "tighter feels righter" schneider
Dan "don't tell your parents" Schneider
Don't call me that.
is that a wig
Daddy Schneider
is he "our guy"?
dan "as your mom if you can sleepover" schneider
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What the fuck is wrong with this guy?
So he admits to being a rough rider.
Dan "I'm the Spears now" Schneider
This cannot be real I demand a fucking link
dan "my mom said you can come over for dinner" schneider
Dan "hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider.
>wrong
nothing.
ehehehe
Dan "Triple Chin" Schneider
Dan "No tan, minute man, Cred Forums, Soda can, green goblin Strider rider" Schneider
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"Dirty" Dan "the man with the plan to get you in the van, thick as a beer can, I heard you're a fan, actually browses Cred Forums, don't tell or be canned, biggest in the land, please understand, I hate sand" "Rough rider, large hardon collider, loves a fighter, wants them tighter, doesn't mind biters, prefers them lighter, if you have a daughter you better hide her" "don't call me that" Schneider
dan "catch me if you can" schneider
FUCKIN LEL
>large hardon collider
Niiice
Anton Chigurh
Dan "likes 'em so small they could live on the Shire" Schneider