Say my name

Say my name.

He Who Will Not Be Caught

Mr. Schneider

dan "tighter feels righter" schneider

Dan "don't tell your parents" Schneider

Don't call me that.

is that a wig

Daddy Schneider

is he "our guy"?

dan "as your mom if you can sleepover" schneider

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What the fuck is wrong with this guy?

So he admits to being a rough rider.

Dan "I'm the Spears now" Schneider

This cannot be real I demand a fucking link

dan "my mom said you can come over for dinner" schneider

Dan "hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider.

>wrong

nothing.

ehehehe

Dan "Triple Chin" Schneider

Dan "No tan, minute man, Cred Forums, Soda can, green goblin Strider rider" Schneider

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"Dirty" Dan "the man with the plan to get you in the van, thick as a beer can, I heard you're a fan, actually browses Cred Forums, don't tell or be canned, biggest in the land, please understand, I hate sand" "Rough rider, large hardon collider, loves a fighter, wants them tighter, doesn't mind biters, prefers them lighter, if you have a daughter you better hide her" "don't call me that" Schneider

dan "catch me if you can" schneider

FUCKIN LEL

>large hardon collider

Niiice

Anton Chigurh

Dan "likes 'em so small they could live on the Shire" Schneider