/bb/ Big Brother OTT

Previously on /bb/: HoH (Head of Household): Alex
Veto: Shane
HoH Nominations: Shane, Danielle

Safety Ceremony 1: krispy, wheat knee, neely, morgan
Safety Ceremony 2: shrimpman, shelby, monte, scott

Care Package winner: Krispy
Safe from the ACP power: Jason

Most Likely Going Home: Monte

PUNISHMENTS

>Shelby bought the caddy costume punishment
>Alex has a disadvantage in her next HoH comp
>Scott will be stuck in sand trap outside for 24 hours
>Monte can't compete in the next veto
>Dani has to get golf balls out of the pool whenever BB tells her

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thanks ian

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There was a sick final 5 cam and then monte came and ruined it

first for diane

Fuck Keesha

I want to make her white with sperm

We don't know who Americas nom is yet? And I didn't watch the veto was it good

would you rather let shelby fart in your mouth every hour or let her peg you once a week?

rigged as shit

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fuck that faggot

I want her to cum on me

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>not wanting her to cum in you

Shane comes down
Krispy goes up
Monte goes home 5 - 4 split vote with Danielle
All hope is lost, krispy jason neely are final 3, Jason wins

Are you guys even going to keep watching? I will because I have nothing better to watch.

monte

the veto was cool to watch. Big Jeff was hosting.
This was a funny moment

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eww

i cancelled my feeds but i still have 2 weeks so ill probably watch until it runs out

>Danielle: What are they doing?
>Justin: I was actually having fun with them up there.
>Danielle: Oh...that's good...
>Justin leaves the room
>Jason: They just want his vote...
>Justin re-enters
>Danielle: Don't forget about us Justin.

How insecure can these fucks be? America has already been giving them everything they're asking for.

>>Are you guys even going to keep watching?

I'm going to keep watching because Shrimp, Morgan, Shelby, Alex and Whit are still in the game and I can cap them

I'll be dedicated as long as huefu is around

danielle yelled for justin to ask about making fried chicken later so he wouldnt be up there hanging out with the other people. thats what a shit she is, its really bothering her that someone else is having fun without her

As a Student of the Game, I'm watching this season to completion like always.

krispy calling whitney not pure

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>implying Krispy won go home

danielle thinks shelby doesnt like her because she is jealous of her showmance

shane thinks krispy has a good personality

Which side would you align with?

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Thus right here is what's wrong with the season. America America America

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>one side is having fun and telling jokes
>other side is mocking them and listening to their jokes

this is a hard decision

upstairs

the downstairs crew is down there still crying and shit talking the other HGs when someone from their side isnt even going home and the upstairs is just having fun

>they get justin to flip his vote
would save this fucking shitshow for at least another week

Is this the night that America's perception flips? One side having tons of fun and being social, the other side literally getting called out for falling asleep in between bitching. Jason literally just asked to be cut from feeds because their being so boring.

would be a great blindside but im sure it wont happen

Why did Jason blow up at Shelby?

REMINDER: please do not spoonfeed the showfags

no because the shitmance and stronk black women and jason

they could light one of the other HGs on fire and twitter would say they deserved it and still vote for them

because she didnt sit on the couch they joked about being bad luck during the POV pick. hes just a little bitch and desperate to be a big personality

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he's a cunt

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meg

>Will

Wasn't this dude a giant fucking bully and essentially got chewed out at final tribal the entire time?

is james only with natalie because hes still salty about meg not liking him

is this the scam charity?

He's with Natalie because she's the hottest thing that will ever give him attention

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Sorry I don't watch the feeds 24/7 like you do NEETfag

might have to start a collage of hue playing with her hair

any guess on when she will get her costume?

CAM 1 is pure kino right now.

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Upstairs by default since Jason is downstairs. Only chance of winning is if Jason is gone.

However, I wouldn't sperg out like Scott and tell Jason to his face that I'd never take him to F2. That was the stupidest game move I've seen in years.

meg and james are going to hook back up during this...

>whitney: can we go watch the fish?

>alex: YEAAAASS

wew

Anywhere that doesn't have Krispy

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what a nigger thing to say

watch the n-bombs, bro.

they should just make jeff the fulltime ott host

back to fish

>no bb theme to give these girls+monte the true feeds experience

Would be a dope collage.
I'd guess that they will start all of the punishments around the same time, probably tomorrow.

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recap in 10

>jason dropping from #1 to #3 on jokers

have we started the fire?

well he was 7th last night but jasonfags woke up

Every time I see that one tattoo my brain sees it as a Berserk brand of sacrifice.
how many fan girls has Vic dicked down?

This. That first live eviction ceremony was fucking terrible and they need a host to do it if Julie won't.

>shelby dropping

One per night since leaving the BB house + Bridgette

>monte: I will now go get the results
>stands outside DR for a full minute

but if jeff is there, there wont be drama and f-bombs

>Shelby 6th
Be nice to Shelby!

he was just there staring at the door

They probably had it locked until the results card was ready.
I imagined frantic interns changing toner in the printer while getting yelled at.

I know it was locked until they had them ready, but it was still hilariously awkward just seeing him standing there staring at the door

EVENT

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lol nobody said anything when shelby got safety

assholes

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giving jason the good edit over the couch thing

fuck you grodner go in the house and chokeon his limp dick

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jason getting the good edit

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not even showing him hide all the candies

fuck this

not even showing her DR response to this, its literally one way oh my god

Is this really the good edit? I missed Shelby's comments. Jason is coming off as super petty.

>no dairy room segment with shelby
yeah not biased at all grodner

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yeah its just one way showing him be all saucy gay man while making shelby look bad for doing literally nothing wrong

How does Jason have fans, what an annoying cunt.

>Shane eats chips and peanuts
How does he have a fit body? How does he do it bros?

The only people who watch this are feeders anyways so we know whats really going on

lets nom jason next week instead of scott

Jason is such a cat lady

looks like it worked, shane is not gonna vote to evict monte

>i think

>lets

you do realize theres like 20 of us right?


nothing we do will make a difference either way

all of his catladies watch the feeds too

Both Shelby and Jason have been saying bad things to each other. But Shelby is mainly joking when she says things but because of her sense of humor and delivery they seem like little jabs.

combine that with her hanging out with the plastics and running to power, Jason had enough

monte told scott alex might put up krispy

he is going to run right back to his master and tell her and krispy and they will shit on shelby all night for it

lol

I feel like if we actually tried, we could work some meem magic on twitter and get some people on board

Exactly how many people do you think watch this? It can't be in the millions like how the real big brother is.

I go to other places and try to influence them to vote the correct way.

Was pushing hard for Kryssie

Yes this is the scummy scammy shit

He wasn't really a bully but he got shit on real bad for crossing the line in berating another survivor contestant who probably deserved it for being a feminist and also super fuckin annoying

shane is such a beta fuck
WHIPPED

whitney is so adorable

shes afraid to talk because she doesnt america to hate her

hes a little bitch

she wont even talk to him after the show is over

i bet she is even the one who evicts him

COSTUME SOON

Monte is a fucking retard.

He's literally dragging the plastics down. He's dead weight.

I was hoping Dani would get evicted and at least get his head in the game

he might vote out monte

rip monte

deserved desu

>its not even going to be a unitard

it will be like this and we wont even get to see her sexy boney legs for her last week

fuck you neeley

nobody cares if you want to go all black women on them

welp alex putting up krispy is gonna start more shit with leeley included.

hope shelby can handle the heat

yeah they will spin it being all shelbys fault even though she isnt HoH

Justin is their only shot. Monte blew it again, he really is awful at this game.

I really hope she puts Krispy up

with shelby taking the heat, best sisters and chipmunkfu will be safe

well folks prepare for the race war tomorrow.

shelby is gonna get bullied with her costume

theyre argument is america hates monte

so why put scott up, just let america vote monte out and keep scott on your good side

lol them making threats to put up scott/ shelby

the plastics should nom scott if they want to do well next week.

they need to keep monte

lol i knew it

maybe shelby will beat jason to death with one of those clubs

SHELBY LOOKING GOOD

Monte is dead weight. The idiot cant win comps and tells their plans to Shane like a goddamn moron.

they wont keep monte, all you do by putting up scott is losing him to the other side

someone post Shelby pics
Matthew-senpai unplugged my computer

even danielle likes it

CUTE@!!!

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10/10 would fail to break 80 strokes with

What actual evidence is there that Monte is a racist? Did I miss something?
This is a serious question

shelby looks CUTE
CUTE

hes a trump supporter
what else do you need?

any chance our leader stays?
black twitter has made it a personal mission that he leaves

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he saved neeley first because he didn't want an angry black woman after him.

Did he actually say that? And is that the main thing that people are going off of?

my god if alex puts scott up it will go down as one of the worst moves of all time

I would take her to the bunker and give her my wedge if you know hat I mean

If Whitney can flip Justin he might.

He's said a few little things on the feeds that could be perceived as prejudice, but he's not outright racist.

America, and the misfits, have latched onto this narrative to villainize him

CUTE!

>flipping justin to keep racist monte
doubtful

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why would she?

Okay, this is a list of everything that I heard...

Early on, he said under his breath to like Shane or someone about Neeley "You don't want a mad black woman comin at you"
Then he said something about Danielle going "ape crazy"
Then, the "Justin steals his clothes" remark, which is based on the fact that he you know, talks about all this criminal shit.
Basically a whole lot of nothing.

Then Danielle blew it up, got Justin heated without trying to mediate things, and things are already getting out of hand. Then the Plastics and Monte have been saying things like how Danielle is race baiting (she is) which is only getting Black Twitter angrier. Fuck.

If you're a cis white male you are by default racist

fag is butthurt

If Shelby was by caddy, a course wouldn't take me 60 strokes.

He really is, I'm surprised he's so butthurt at Shelby, I would have figuered they'd get along better

Im gonna get on twatter and fight the good fight. If you have any pics you want me to release to the world then start dumping them. That vote for Krispy image actually had some legs after a few of us put it out there

hater team trying to hate on shelby

cause they are basically going to threaten her

put scott up and they will say they are voting him out


the entire plan is retarded because they want to make alex think she should distance herself from monte. if thats the case then she should just make sure monte goes by nomming someone from the other side.

if she puts up scott they want her to think monte would stay. thats saving monte

he hasn't smoked in hours, of course hes mad.

I would putt her hole if you know what I mean

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I'd lose a ball in her water hazard

god that fat cow is such a lying sack of shit

every time shelby and jason have an interaction it makes my heart hurt

If she was my caddy I'd always be carrying a wood

I still can't figure out what she did to him.

the battle is over already

we can only hope Jason gets on people nerves soon

they were made for each other. they shouldnt be feuding.

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Id give her my birdie if you know what I mean

he thinks she abandoned him when he was on the block.

He doesn't like that she jokingly says offensive things to people because that's his schtick

lol scott you awkward little nerd

theres literally no reason to keep monte over scott if they really think america hates him

what the fuck is his problem?

this sand pit is making me sad
they better come out and hang with him

I know that the worst timeline has won but I'm still gonna rustle some jimmies while we go down in flames. Also had a short convo with /ourguy/ taran earlier today I want him on our side

this punishment is legit hilarious and couldn't have happened to a better person

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can you imagine if dani was in the sandpit

actually, i wish.

>tfw you haven't smoked in hours.

fuck scott

does scott have to sleep in the sand pit too?

if he chooses to sleep

yup
he can only leave for restroom breaks

i don't feel sorry for him since it's his flip that kept Krispy in the house.

I'd stroke 1 over par for her if you know what I'm saying

she would constantly complain and force people to do shit for her. force the entire group to sit around the pit with her. shes a cunt

i hope they make that nignog fish balls all night

Thanks for the answers gents

So it's pretty much a Meech and Bridge situation. Shelby didn't actually do anything to him but he's going to be a bitter bitch towards her.

they better

scott needs someone to hand him the lighter

I wish I had a dick so I can hit Morgan with it. She's so hot.

same

scott just standing there awkwardly is pretty funny actually. I'd be laying around in that pit

Shelby look super cute in her outfit.

it needs to be more form fitting

STOP REMINDING ME THERE ARE ACTUAL GIRLS IN THESE THREADS

As far as I can tell, there were three or four anons misting Twitter on Krispy with our troll accounts by time last night rolled around.

If the gameplay goes way the fuck downhill, I'm hoping a few more anons will get pissed enough to join in.

im a girl too

thats it they will never get justin

putting up scott would just e one less number to play in the comps on your side

just tell them you will vote monte out but still split the vote

Okay here's a question: why are you girls on 4chin and not on Joker's with the other women? Cred Forums is at least 99% angry virgin males

monte is gonna get evicted. hes fucked

agreed

What does it feel like to get wood? I've always wondered.

they are gonna try to flip shane after the veto ceremony

On the bright side, it might be hilarious watching the LNJ fall apart and turn on each other once the plastics are gone.

monte already went after him, its not going to work

he wa suppose to wait till after the noms but he went rogue and now its fucked

they just have to put someone up from the other side and let them take out monte

putting up scott now just loses him forever cause hes not going home

they will self evict before evicting jason

>im so honored to be evicted by jason

Probably similar to what it feels to get wet. You can feel it get more sensitive as the surface area increases, and you can feel it moving.

>monte already went after him

is monte fucking retarded? jfc its not even worth trying to save an alliance member who cant follow a basic plan

It's so easy to evict monte, way don't they go for a real target?

he should have them use a pot and bring water and make sand castle

I originally came here to talk about got

i'll be rooting for shrimpman and neeley.

What is Danielles punishment even?

She comes out all like "oooo loook at meee" no one cares bitch

yes, monte is retarded.

yep he still thinks shane is his buddy

these guys are getting too comfortable

they know america is on their side

Fuck sakes, Monte.

He doesn't deserve to be there anymore if he's going to play it that fucktarded. Dropped

>Cred Forums is at least 99% angry virgin males


But I mean, how do you know? What if all the other threads are filled with girls too and you just never noticed because you default to assuming everyone is a boy, so you think girlposting is boyposting.

they will wake her up in the middle of the night so she will be ultra cunty all day

Quads confirm. Get fucked Monte.

quads confirm

if they repeat its the truth

You guys usually have better taste in players. Reddit, Jokers and Twitter usually like the most cancerous people.

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>What if all the other threads are filled with girls too

If /bb/ has taught me anything, it's that women tend to feel the need to announce their presence. So yeah, I doubt that's the case.

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i hate other females

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for the waifu pics

Hello fellow Nicolefriend

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o baby what is kek telling us

I'm a girl that watches big brother
Deal with it

we need someone to start a massive campaign to put the vote on danielle but i know it wont ever happen

dont really care if monte goes but if they put up scott theres really no need to keep watching, season will be lost

alex and shelby need to keep him on their good side to play hoh with them

no
shes disgusting
i like janelle
and rachel

if you vote for danielle youre a racist

best chance would be Kryssie but that would be a long shot

jason is gonna campaign to get monte out

hes gone

we just need to push for krispy to go up next week and the sides will be balanced out

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monte is lost we need to start thinking about next week

the only thing that feels really different is the the straining of your pants or shorts. also it hurts in the morning sometime because i think i dry hump my mattress while im still sleeping

I have a bad feeling our waifus are going to get picked off one by one

Not if anyone on that side wins HOH

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I bet you like Danielle from this season

they control the house even with americas vote

this season is over

or veto

I wasn't actually trying to quote you. I was just doing a lazy quick reply.

If i was a guy this would be my ideal gf

shelby and alex actually

i hope shelby wins hoh next week

do you think production made her strip down naked in front of her before they let her put the caddy costume on?

Wew, Shelby
Wew

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she has a major red flag since she doesnt work out. if she had morgan's dedication to exercise then she would be top tier

>already skinny
>needs to work out?

MONTE IS SCRAMBLING

girls that dont workout are more likely to get fat in a long relationship. they start eating worse/more and dont have the exercise habits to burn it off

nah man. i prefer my women physically weak

he might actually be the most autistic person in the house

the people who have to work out just to maintain a normal weight also worry me

they blow up like ticks when they get married and settle down

pretty sure thats all women m8
girls who need to work out to not be fat are going to eventually get fat again

its a woman so she always will be

Looks like they showed it pretty straight up to me.

guess im the only one who doesn't like shelby

well they can apply the plan to scott

get out

are you a girl?

its not as much about a girl that needs to workout to avoid being a whale as much is it is about a girl that understands that she needs to burn more calories if she is eating shit food rather than blaming muh metabolism

skinny guys hardly get fat in the future
I think you guys are just bullshitting

but the weaker she is the more powerful i feel

you're basically a rapist

fag confirmed

or she can just stop eating shit food?
the problem isnt that girls dont work out

its that they dont eat properly(aka less than a male and only enough to provide energy for whatever kind of lifestyle they live) to maintain a slim figure

i know what you mean. sometimes its hot to feel like you can break a girl with your dick

I thought this was suppose to be about big brother. Not women being fat. Jesus.

>or she can just stop eating shit food?
yes obviously but the people that eat shit food dont stop eating shit food. they keep eating it, get fat, and blame their metabolism because they used to eat this shit food all the time when they were skinny

fatty detected

women enjoy a lottle bit of rape every now and then

>monte: listen to me

monte is a fucking moron im done

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they didnt let her show her side of the story in the DR but they showed him talking shit about her in 2 DR clips

paul is a manlet

Shelby is pretty thin all over.
I bet she'd be nice to hug.

3 day old donuts still good to eat?

no

only with two week old milk.

maybe

there are no other food options in the apt

a rich manlet

monte is ironically hilarious

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drive to a gas station then

ok this might be a stretch but heres what they should do

call out danielle for trying to put that shit on scott but not to make her look bad. use it as a reason to not put up scott, tell them they dont feel right having scott being voted out over it and they all hate shelby so offer to put her up

america wont give her a vote, theres a slight chance neeley would vote against shelby and thats the 1 vote the need

>he doesnt have bread and ketchup

I've eaten older Without getting sick

>dani
alex, morgan, scott

>monte
america, shane, jason, krispy, shrimpman

>shelby
neeley

im not seeing it

change alex to whitney

yeah i keep forgetting that LOL

they rage hate against shelby, they might be able to get 2

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new thread

their best shot was to convince shane or shrimpman to throw a vote at krispy but monte is a literal retarded person and fucked it all up

how much weight will she gain before the season ends

Why can't you leave?

it was their best shot and they dont know what we saw

they will never get justin or shane, they are both voting monte 100%

ive been found out

Yeah, they could've shown what she thought of what happened. There's always Wednesday's episode to show that.

sorry can't help it