Christopher Columbus

HE DISCOVERED AMERICA IS WHAT HE DID. HE WAS A BRAVE ITALIAN EXPLORER. AND IN THIS HOUSE CHRISTOPHA COLUMBUS IS A HERO. END OF STORY.

Just rewatched this episode today. Love it so much.

doesn't he change his mind at the end because sil was pissing him off so much?

WHY THEY GOTTA SHOW NEGATIVE ITALIAN STEREOTYPES?
>nose whistling intensifies after stuffing his mouth with gabagool

Quasimodo predicted all this

If he was italian, why did he sail on spanish ships? checkmate latins.

Why do people hate this episode, it was a great satire and tonys speech calling Silvio and everyone else on their bullshit was amazing

He doesn't really change his mind about Columbus, he just recognizes the bulshit with them playing the victim in the situation with the Native Americans. And he's just tired of Sil's whining and wasting his time.

Lol at Artie Bucco cowering inside the car after some guy throws a soda at him

Basically, the lesson of that episode is that if you identify too much with a broad group like, "I'm Italian", you're always going to be pissed off at every little slight to "your people", it's better to identify with what you as a person have accomplished

artie is the wojack of the sopranos

>landing on a beach
>discovering

Italian Americans worst minority.

>Italian Americans worst minority.
t. African American

At least Italians are funny to listen to.

Artie was such a fuckin bitch the whole entire time, goddamn.

Artie was just a fucking chef who got pulled into a lot of bullshit

>t. African American
Where the hell did you pull that out of, your ass?

Wait, didn't he direct harry potter?

Coons hate based Italians.

Everybody hates you greasy swarthy pieces of shit.
You're not white, you're never gonna be white, get over it, pizza nigger.

Like we give a shit.
We're the best, nigger.

This is true. I would have liked to see what would have happened if he started putting money out in the street in the beginning of the series when Tony asked him though.

I guess the thing with the French guy kind of shows what happens when Artie got involved with mob stuff, but if he was actually loaning money to people, and had Tony's support, it would have been interesting to see.

However, having him stay out of things made for better TV.

Because everyone knows blacks are the worst minority.
I mean you even use nigger as an insult towards fucking wops, c'mon now.

African Americans aren't even people though.

>"DAD COLUMBUS HAD RAPE CAMPS FILLED WITH NATIVE AMERICANS!!"

>"IT WASN'T RAPE CAMPS IT WAS A RETIREDMENT CUMYOODIDDY!"

Powerful scene.

Imagine being Tony and ending up with such fucking ungrateful, entitled, ultraliberal shits of children. He died with that on his conscience. I've never felt more sorry for a fictional character.

>feeling sorry for Tony
Not since he murdered based Ralphie.

>implying ralphie didnt deserve it

Fuck you faggot, Ralphie was the best.

Ralphie had it coming ten times over and Tony let him slide. He murdered a beautiful creature!

>Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!
What did he mean by this?

IT WAS A FUCKING WHORSE!

Loved that episode's ending

>Is that operator or an answering machine? Hello?

It was a fucking horse, don't give me that look, you eat beef and sausage by the truckload

Why was David Chase so redpilled?

you FAT FUCK!

He had a hard life

WOTEVAH HAPPEN TA' DE STRONG SILENT TYPE

WOEVAH HAPPEN TA' GARY KOOPAH

The work Tony did allowed his children to grow up in privilege. Kid's don't appreciate wealth if they're born in to it.

Columbus was a mass murderer and a rapist

>You're talking to the wrong white man, my friend. My people were the white man's nigger when yours were still painting their faces and chasing zebras.

Can you imagine the uproar if Sopranos was around today and they premiered the episode "A Hit Is A Hit"

It would be instantly cancelled