ITT Dead Memes

Lol

I refuse to accept CIA's death

H O T H E A D
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lol

Will he return?

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>that meme you loved that only lasted a week or so
What's her name Cred Forums

Then show me its body.

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:-(

Problem Child 2

This one hurts. I miss it so.

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T-TONY HELP ME HNGHH

JESUS CHRIST, IT'S JASON BOURNE

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>I LIKE TO

markposting was best

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Smoking is a vice. That's a vise not a vice idiot.

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Bra Farts

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lol

they go up to 33 btw it's my own meme but it never really picked up.

should I dump?

no

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do you have that pic of bran saying he can warg into the girl so he can fuck himself?

Reddit tier shit

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>75206337

HOLY SHIT IM SO FUCKING TRIGGERED RIGHT NOW BOWIE IS A GOD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BIG

Raimiposting is still alive and well, right?

Literally never laughed harder at something on this entire website than when I read some good raimiposting. I legitimately laugh to the point of tears if it's good enough.

Damn, Jamie Lee Curtis looks like THAT!?

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Flavortown is now deserted

THE REST OF YA'LL KNOW WHEN I DURN TO YAH

I always hated this one. Too forced. Vinceposting was more nuanced.

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>nuanced memes

>not liking sharkposting

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fucking this, the start of this year when on the same day Anvil posting became big and Rooneyposting went wide was a good fuckign week

Most underrated

I miss it too

Battsposting

The mods went fucking nuts on making sure this meme got banned. It was unreal.

nevermind

is segalposting still alive?

cocoposting

Foxposting

/mortdecai/ ;__;

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Action Orson, please.

...uhhhhh no

Too short lived

The variations still go on all the time though.

The greatest.

i miss it too

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holy shit

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Anvilposting.
Blartposting.

This.

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee posting, best posting

It's not really dead: 'Caspere knew this' is actually a really good response to an user's pretentious post.

This is actually pretty good

ETSUBATSU!?

>I don't even care, it only took me 20 minutes to write

Our best friend Deagol died in a fishing accident four years ago. He's dead and gone. Gladden Fields is his favorite place. We’re gonna build him a marsh.
You don't have be precious to be an Earth Rocker. Stupid fat hobbit is an Earth Rocker.
Our other best friend Master is on precious again. He's back in the shadow world for his sixteenth time. Good luck with that one. Sick of the bullshit. Sick of all this shit. We don't go out anymore, cause we hate every motherfucker, we don't care what they're up to. Four years we wasted, sippin on nasty taters, chit-chatting with our fucking self. Now we stays at home, like a fucking hermit. We’re not gonna take any shit from anyone.
We knows what's going on. We gots set up. We gots jumped. Thank god Precious wasn't there to watch us get ours fucking ass kicked. She would have wound up lost and prolly went to Mount Doom. She has a big eye.
We lives for this shit. We love it. Bring it the fuck on.
Payback's a bitch motherfu

It's also a dead show which is good. Season 2 made the show a fucking 6/10

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This. I sadistically enjoy watching Bam still act and behave like a 14 year old sk8rpunk3arthr0cker

IT's a drider not a spider

vietnam fucking shits!

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>caring this much about what one, or both, of the major comic book-related film studios are doing
>ever

You are now aware that you live in a world, a terrifying world, where there are people right this moment who use terms such as "canon" and "cinematic universe" when talking about films and television shows.

A terrifying world where imagined characters on a screen are required, according to those who discuss them, to adhere to "ground rules" set out by the creators of said-characters. A terrifying world where those that discuss these characters and their actions, are actually enraged if said-characters deviate from the mannerisms expected of them, the mannerisms that may have initially been set in the pages of a comic book.

Think about that. A comic book. For children. Yes, pictures and words on the same page, which are meant to be read by children, that are actually read by adults who then bicker and express their frustration at film-adaptations of these comic books not being "faithful". Faithful to a comic book. That's supposed to be read by young children.

This is your world. This is the world of capeshit. Terrifying, isn't it?

>The mods went fucking nuts on making sure this meme got banned. It was unreal.

Did you just throw a ginormous frisbee at me? The fuck. I'm supposed to be a spider, not a dog

kek

Man of Steel is one of the greatest cape films ever.

Thank God it died.

>le anvil XDD
>OMG it's so random :3
Thank fuck, it was reddit tier shit.

lol

but where will I go for all of my tequila flavored sauces?

ROOROO MADE A POOPOO

Anvilposting.
The original thread gave me a seizure for laughing too hard.

When was this?
I must have missed it.

>ISHYGDDT
>oops
>Bane?
>Pools closed due to AIDS
>Grinman vs Cockmongler

January 1st, it was a good way to start the year.

>no one's posted this yet

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IT CAN MEAN A WHOLE LOT OF DIFFERENT THINGS YOU FUCK

wha hapen

flashposting....thank you BvS

lol

Unfunny forced meme. You didn't miss much. The joke was that talking about anvils is epic and random.

kino

kek at the sub sliding out of his pant cuff

This scene had me in tears of laughter

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mwaaaaah the french

It still lives on, in our hearts user.

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Holy shit, this is beyond belief

Autistic Rooney Mara LEGO stories

I miss them so

Because it's neither dead or alive, it's current status under the meme gauge is "disputed"

Ramseyposts are some of the best threads on Cred Forums because they mix epin memes and actual discussion perfectly
All threads should aspire to be a ramseypost

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Yes, you stupid fucking idiot.

Solid mastery of form

Baneposting is eternal senpai.

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I miss shitting up the boards with Girugamesh! and Rickrolls.

Also: the Buying GF Runescape meme is gone

Loadposting is so dead it's not even been mentioned

And neither is the anvil hoarder meme

wtf is this shit

Snakes can't be judges in courts of law. They have no knowledge of case law, don't understand judicial precedents, they don't know how to interpret statutes, and they aren't familiar with either the Federal Rules of criminal or civil procedure, nor with the equivalent rules in individual states.

This post is a fucking sham and a fraud.

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>tfw legit miss jaxposting

NOT QUITE MY TEMPO

They say "never order steak well done", Ray. Never well done, HOWEVER

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Jaxposting. absolutely disgusted it has not been mentioned.

more, please more

For a guy who lurked Cred Forums all day long, Jani didn't reply to more than six people. If there was a shitposting problem or, say, people were being insensitive, only the top whiteknights could report to the janitors to discuss the problem. Everything was through automated reports, Jani hated socialization. He didn't want anyone interrupting his constant eating, and he didn't want anyone listening to him wheezing. Hundreds of redditors depended on Jani and he got a piece of every hot pocket they made. It was ass kissing just like on reddit except they were doing it here on Cred Forums. Now all they got from Jani was protection from posters looking to laugh at them. And that's what it's all about. That's what his mom could never understand, that what Jani and the mod team does is offer protection for people who are allergic to fun and can't go to moot. That's it, That's all it is. They're like the police department for faggots.

orcposting
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKposting

>They're like the police department for faggots
This is truer than you think.

Trinity's ass.

>orcposting
there will come another CGI movie where we can reuse "realer than real"

there has to be, bro ;_;

Will this along with Battsposting and maybe even Jaxposting be revived? and why was it not as popular as Baneposting?

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WOOWEE??

Ok. Whatever. Nevermind.

Haha, classic paul dano. Nice post

>He's a tits guy

"realer than real" is a separate meme from orcposting. "realer than real" was from warcraft orcs, true orcposting is lotr orcs, shit like "looks like meats back on the menu boys" and orc translations

>He refuses to accept one of the few eternal memes

>mfw Game of Plebs stole >44444444

Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Sheev and good friend posting need to come back

vinceposting is amazing, problem with it is that it requires too much tought put into it to be spouted constantly

You gotta be unpredictable in this world to survive, Ray. Just look at me. When life gives me lemons, I don't make lemonade. I make fucking orange juice.

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>he got a piece of every hot pocket they made

KEK

can't wait for king Arthur to come out
>lancelot, we need to reach out to the lady of the lake get the round table out of trebuchets, avoid blowback from the Saxons. I love you brothers

>we spammed this dumb meme so much this happened, yay
what are you doing with your lives, gentlemen?

Dumbledore posting was one of my favs.

Hothead pls go.

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UNO

Imagine being Uma in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Quentin, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your fat body, balding head and horrific monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in her dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Uma and not only stand on that red carpet while Quentin flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his autism and leathery skin, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, QUENTIN TARANTINO DANCES LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch his fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of Gary Oldmans and Ethan Hawkes and later alleged Killed Bills (TM) for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Bahston. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his giant forehead as he furrows it to writhe suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in his "auteur-esque (for that is what he calls himself)" directing, the directing he didn't go to film school for but learned watching flicks in the previous decades. And then the photographers call for another encore, and you know you could kill every single person here before the studio security could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Uma. You're not going to lose your future Foot Kino career over this. Just bear it. Hide your feet and bear it.

do you guys smell something burning?

Breaking Bad comics were the pinnacle of Cred Forums

How about you post the memes that you're glad are still alive.

>so sadly predictable

you don't even need to think about it do you? you're just like a shitposting teddy ruxpin doll reflexively spewing the same prerecorded phrases all day every day.

There but for the grace of god go I

you realize it was a maymay literally forced by marketers to generate free advertising, right?

Just like asking about the dog, isaac shrader, jesse's jane, etc, etc, etc.

Names would be nice.

Bibbleposting

KEK

It lasted more than a week but Sheevposting was still taken way too fucking soon. It was supposed to be a minor baneposting, a meme to rival the gods. We built it dammit, what gives them the right? AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHGGGGHH

IF I MENTION THE NAME...

This

>why was it not as popular as Baneposting?
Not as versatile. No other meme is, actually

AYO HOL UP SO YOU B SAYIN

me too brotha

>It doesn't matter if curiosity killed the cat, Ray, I'm not a cat.

"JUST"

It's only kept on life support by newfags.

>Americans

This was great

JENNA NO

Really not looking forward to this place when better call saul starts back up
>who is jimmy
>how is mike alive
>DIDNT GUS GET HIS FACE BLOWN OFF!?

Died from lack of OC
:^(

harlem shakes

Do you guys hear that?

HOT

SHINE BOX

I miss these too
Somebody post the flesh mall one

I had no idea I was in love with so many women at once.

Who is this and what is this from? Stomach literally started doing flips

FUCK ME SELMA IS IN A DIFFERENT LEAGUE

i genuinly miss these

ungrateful ape

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dey tooker

lol

you can fuck off

Hannibal posting

>vice
"British" spelling for vise.

Purest of Kino

>Bams best friend died
>constantly blames himself for what happened
>internalizes it as his fault
>falls into heavy substance abuse
>due to his prior fame people now want to watch his down fall
>he has no friends
You all relate to him more than you think, besides having money or fame of course.
No friends.
Most of you are drunks.
Sad.

Is Brendanposting still a thing?

But at least I'm not fat

You just as easily could be in the near future.

what the fuck was with that?

The board was full of shit memes, and Battsposting was singled out.

Nope. Knowing how to cook for yourself does wonders for the diet.

If you're suggesting Bam can't afford to eat well, then you're just playing mental gymnastics.
Vice is vice.
You're no hero.

Stop shitposting Liam

AND I'M JAVERT

I had a whole folder ready for jonah posting but it barely got any attention

>They're like the police department for faggots.

>Not as versatile
For you

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I'm not strung up on drugs and didn't get my best friend killed. Pretty sure I'm doing good.

it lives on in jonah v frenchwoman threads

SOMEONE GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE

Bonus situation

Thank God I'll be dead before I'm 60. Just can't force myself to pretend anymore.

>tfw could only name 11/20

I will snatch every mother fucker birthday

Who is Enberg?

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I still don't get what that is supposed to say. Bravo Vince you got me

The meme of Foxposting as you know it is a low meme. And I don't like to see you being low.

WE AINT READ NOT'IN BUT FAGGOT'Y THREADS FOR THREE STINKING DAYS

>my face when this was actually in the movie

This, I miss bonusposting

king tut

>tfw raimi posting is some of the funniest things you've read on Cred Forums but you're not funny enough to write your own

C-C-CLOSE THE DAMN D-DOOR

meg steedle

Sheevposting

bazinga

>all those shitty paint OCs

what got me into Cred Forums

never found this funny 2bh.

vinceposting was pinnacle of Cred Forums

it was too advanced for its time

why is this a meme? It has been already explained that this scene is not a camera trick

>not a camera trick

This makes me not want to live even more than I already don't want to live

No, thanks

I have about as much respect for dead memes as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. It is reddit. It is video game hotpocket. It is capeshit. It is cheeto dust. I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about it. I have ZERO respect for people who are not free thinkers and blindly enjoy the reddit memes that comprise dead memes.

It is the most depraved video game infantilized manchild degeneracy. It is saturday morning cartoon. It is non-neurotypicality. It is memes. It is video game. It is tarantino. It is imdb.

What was the original version of this pasta?

There's been a slight revival with Frenchposting

Tfw me and my brother were trying to force this meme during the summer only people on here 24/7 will remember this though

This was fun and borderline retarded

*gobble gobble gobble*

that look at the end
>I want him to fuck my wife

This is powerful.

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>emily blunt will NEVER step on your balls
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)

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muh pelts

I miss this

I don't miss this forced meme though

stop it

Memes aside, I've actually met the girl Kenzi is based on. She's a suicide girl (the porn site).

>forced meme

I can assure you, no one is forcing me to post this.

I wish this took off :/

You're forcing that unfunny sentence upon this site every time Blunt is posted; give it a fucking rest.

Ksenia Solo as Kenzi from Lost Girl

underrated

Better Call Saul retard posting

>forcing

If reading a sentence on Cred Forums is so painful for you why don't you just filter it?

As to whether or not I'll stop posing, read the following:

archive.4plebs.org/_/search/text/emily blunt will NEVER step on your balls/

Jesse killed a dog offscreen?

DROPPED!

just get a trip if you need attention so badly and stop forcing that shitty one person meme.

>forcing

Can you make even a single post without a buzzword?

Seriously though, if you're getting this upset by posts on Cred Forums, maybe take a break.

I just read this and I spent the entire post repeating the words "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.

I fucking hated it. I was writhing around on the floor in front of my sofa for the last 3 lines it was so painful.

What do you mean by that?

>admits to post the same thing every single time like an autist
>mad when someone calls it out as forced
wew lad

>forced

You literally can't even make a single post without a buzzword.

just die in your sleep already and give us a rest

I have much more incentive to post it now that I know you take it personally.

Jesse dog meme

This meme got wasted and wounded.

Why do we fall, Master Bane?

>normies ask what you like to do
>say you like to watch movies
>they think you watch pleb trash or watch it like the average viewer without analyzing and dissecting every bit of information out of it no matter how bad the flick is
>they think you're just your average moviegoer who sits down and watches it

These fucking morons have no idea the time I put into them, the literature I read up on, the psychological aspects of kino, the emotion it evokes, the narrative it drives, the feelings you let yourself succumb to. They think your like them, but you aren't; you're more and better and live in a world of the utmost beauty, taking your love of cinema beyond a mere screen and enjoy the aesthetic beauty of the real world. Positioning and moving throughout the world to get the best visual experience you can possibly get out of this life, sitting still in a park and letting the sounds run through your vivid imagination as you transcendent while watching the sun set.

I don't watch movies, I experience them.

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i couldnt edit in my shitty paint app the original strip and ended up just drawing my own and it turned out people started copying and pasting mine instead of the original badly drawn BB. i love it, and i didnt even start it.

>Breaking Bad comics were the pinnacle of Cred Forums

Just shows you weren't here for Lost.

THIS
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you are mom is dumb LOL

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Sheevposting it was more than a week but still

The beauty of "hothead" is that it gets people like you bootyblasted while at the same time being utterly and completely dismissive of your opinion that barely warrants a response at all.

lol

I literally got all these gets. I'm happy you were able to save pics of my handiwork.

tell that to zods snapped neck

blartposting reached its zenith when that one image was made. Died at a golden peak.

I marathoned the first 7 words of your post. what did i think of it.

>baneposting
>dead

THEN SHOW ME HIS BODY

Won a fight?

GET YOUR SHOW SHINE

>Better than Batts

I was hoping louis' recent documentary with see an upsurge of savileposting and while there were a few I don't think we delved deep enough into it

>Not one response for loadposting

Only the realest niggers know this posting

It was amazing

*SHOE SHINE

BOX

WHAT IT CHRISSY

Dupontposting

i always click the video just to hear that churning guitar riff

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HOI MIKE

I miss both of these memes

I never really noticed it before, but he is actually pretty good looking without the extra weight.

DARTH JARJAR

Evidently every meme is now called "-posting". Reddit af.

that's not a meme, that's kino

I MISS IT SO

>Lebrons!
>Fat Pussy!

How about this...

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I bet you enjoy the films of Wes Anderson

daily reminder this happened in 2016

>not desserted

YOU DONE GOOFED, SON.

Aint seen Peter O'Toole's ghost for a while, did he finally get his sticky?

>did he finally get his sticky?
Yes

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>according to Caviezel in between extended setups Malick would often remove his footwear and wander into the nearest treeline vanishing sometimes up to three hours. When returned his only explanation to the exasperated producers were that he "had to listen to the singing of the trees" [5].

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God dammit

posted pic related a few days ago, someone mentioned wanting to see a movie about an actual flesh mall. I haven't stopped thinking about it since.

that's it, bringing out the good stuff

good stuff for ants?!

HELP ME MASSA DORAN AHHHH