He gave up maddie ziegler for this

>he gave up maddie ziegler for this

she literally looks like this 3/10 I fucked in my car a few months ago who is drinking herself to death at the local bar waiting like a spider for more men to fuck in more cars

Nice catch Shia

maddie's pussy was looser

>look up name
>14 years old
What the fuck are you cunnyfags talking about?

Sia's Elastic Heart video

and that was 1 year + 10 months even younger ago

It's just his most recent foray into performance art.

Watch as he breaks down and reconstructs the very essence of what it is to be a celebrity, all by banging his 4/10 (0/2 eyebrows) gf.

Truly a work of art.

Yup.

Why does Shia have to date a man with a meth issue :(?

>grew up on even stevens
>nickelodeon holes
>transshitters trilogy
>some other sci-fi based cgi films
>literally nothing else
>go off the deep end and flip off random motorists in LA
>act pretentious as fuck and have no real work
>show up in a psuedo porno 2 part film

This dumb clown bitch will have half his money in 2-5 years.

penance

you wouldn't marry someone for their looks would you :?

sex yes, but marriage?

based Sam Witwicky

dodged a bullet there. maddie is now officially past her prime

he probably doesn't care what you think

>shes almost as tall as him, leaning forward a bit and not even in heels

Are you practicing stream of consciousness writing?

She looks like she'd be a submissive broad you could walk all over. 10/10

She has no eyebrows
She looks like a mong
She dresses like trailer trash

but she's still pretty cute.

what´s so bad about tall girls? i like ´em

she probably has a big dick

That's an intense apostrophe you got there, user. The fuck?

Married in style at Las Vegas. Classy and smart.

She would look super cute if she had eyebrows.

Looks like he's crying during this. Overcome with emotion or realizing his mistake? Who knows?

Fun fact; Even though his wife is of legal age, it is illegal to masturbate to her photographs as they are ruled CP in the U.K.

Yeah, and she looks like she's talking into the mic at an unnecessarily loud volume. It finally sinks in that she's a goddamn potato,

>an intense apostrophe
excuse me? that´s what they look like on my pc. maybe i'll give you some other ones, what`s your favourite of them all?

>She would look super cute if she had eyebrows.
Fixed.

How did he go from Megan Fox to trash like that?

Wasn't she in Nymphomaniac or somethin´?

HOT!

Shia's gonna make weird babies with that potato.

Maddie has an insufferable face.

Hey guys, come on. Take it easy, ok?

Your computer is pretentious as fuck. I don't like ANY of them. In fact, take your French computer and chuck it out the goddamn window.

Fuck off dumb normie

could you take a screenshot of my last post and show it to me? also, your speks? i´m really curious how it looks on your machine

Megan probably fucks as well as she can act

That Borderline Personality is probably one of the reasons he went to that.

ok

Fuck you faggots she's cute as fuck and you'll never get anywhere a girl like her.

LEWD!

cute!

CUTE!

She'll be pregnant by the end of the year. Shia's gonna have a lot of tater tots.

... It would look the same from your end. And now you know people can identify your posts.

true. the assholes in this thread are making me feel bad for thinking she's cute, but whatever...

>tater tots
Kek. Yep, they look like one of those trailer trash couples who literally can't stop having kids.

>It would look the same from your end
you sure?

15 kids in 10 years. But she'll still look skinny as fuck while Shia needs a scooter to get around.

what
tell me more

Yeah, pretty much, they're just more slanted than usual. I didn't notice the one in the middle, that one's normal.

Scooter Labeouf

So Shia's busy being a fucking weirdo but when is he going to be in a good movie?

It usually goes like

>decently well-known actor
>starts acting controversial/weird
>performs in a critically acclaimed movie and gives an amazing performance

I think Shia is an interesting actor and I want to see what his big interesting role is going to be. I didn't watch Nymphomaniac btw because that fuck Lars Von Try-hard